User talk:BobBobBob/1

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how does one become an admin?[edit]

i dont wanna be one or anything, lol even though now it sounds like i do, but i dont...really. i was jus twondering cuz at first i htought like whoever helped make uncyclopedia got it but im pretty sure theres way too many of you for that so yea...just wondering. also i hate flammable cause he's an ass -- 22:53, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

User:Greenirvana ^^^^^

Secret nods and handshakes...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah, I think it was one of those things like where you're at an auction, you know, and you sneeze or fart or somethin, and the guy goes "Sold to the flatulent gentleman in the sixth row" and you have to pay a gazillion dollars for a rat-eaten book by some gay guy from the 1800s. I think that's how it happened. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:06, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)
wow you have absolutely no idea how much not sense that didnt make...omg --Tompkins 01:58, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Campaign Commercials[edit]

Your IRC page is a hoot. You should really save GS's campaign commercials against you: Smear and Trust. They're too funny to be huffed, and are orphaned.  :) -- T. (talk) 15:11, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hey Thanks![edit]

...for the vote for NOTM. I don't think I'll get sysop'ed, but thanks for that, too. Even so, I intend to continue to put my obsessive compulsive disorder to good use around here in an informal capacity.

Nah. That's a cop out—you had me pegged. I am a grammar nazi. I own it.  :) -- T. (talk) 16:58, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

9/11 (video game)[edit]

Fantastic stuff. The crime dog bot nearly made me choke! :-D I love the way these are developing. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:26, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • Thanks for the compliments!
translation: thx 4 props dood, w00t!!!111111!

--BobBobBob 21:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

American Civil War (video game)[edit]

Hi BobBobBob!

Don't know if I'm doing this message thing exactly right, I'm kind of a n00b here. Anyroad, thanks for the comment. I left the issue at slavery because:

1 - it's the issue with which everyone is likely to be familiar

B - I didn't want to spend a lot of time on the 1860 election.


VI - I didn't think wonky arguements over federalism and western expansion make for very good comedy.

Still, feel free to add/modify the article. Like they say: "It's a free uncyclopedia." (Or maybe they don't. I dunno.)

--RexAllen 21:08, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)-RexAllen

  • Excellent points, of course... that's why I didn't try to do the Civil War game. Thanks for not getting terribly upset. --BobBobBob 21:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Slashdot Crap[edit]

For dillgence in the face of an overloaded server. Keep up the good work. --Splaka 22:39, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cheers. I also fucked fiddled played messed edited your sig a bit, so it will appear to look like a link here (but won't be). I know, pointless, but fun! --Splaka 20:33, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

lab rat[edit]

I fucked with your User:BobBobBob/monobook.js, you should have a fancy new [MTU] tag when you are on an edit a page now. It should do the following: Add {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} to the article, fill in the summary box with "+MTU tagging (please move/expand/delete)", uncheck "add to watchlist", check "minor edit", and set focus on "save page". I think it will work, it works for me, but please let me know. Fiddle with it if you like. And before you ask: A script to move articles to the undictionary would be much more complex, and probably beyond my crude javascript abilities (sigh). --Splaka 11:02, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)


You've been nominated for adminship. Please indicate acceptance or rejection, and bring a main course dish. --Splaka 02:12, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Congratulations on your recent corruption promotion! Don't forget to come join us other admin on IRC at (and join channel #Uncyclopedia) for real-time burnination and instant policy decisions. It's like fascism, but with the right people in charge. Or something. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:59, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Actually, as I've said before, it's an oligarchy. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:42, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)


Although I'm not sure about doing something without consulting the person who blocked someone, the easy way to view and unblock current blocks is at Special:Ipblocklist.

I don't unblock if they ask nicely, unless I blocked them to begin with. Notice a quote on my user page about AOL... » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:59, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Cereal killers[edit]

I saw that you found this newborn baby in the alley and tried to breathe life back into it. The result was moderately successful, but if you aren't terribly attached to the poor waif, wouldn't it be better to put it out if its misery? (In other, less pseudo-poetic terms, I almost hit the Delete button before I saw that you'd really, really tried to fix the article. Mind if I kill it anyway?)

  • Feel free if there's no hope for a rewrite. I usally try to rewrite similar pages I come across so its no biggie. Thanks for asking though. :) MadMax 23:13, 4 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Deleted Dan Lintu[edit]

Hi BobBobBob!

I'm new to Uncyclopedia. Dan Lintu is really not me, he is my cousin. I just wanted to make a funny Uncyclopedia page about him, I do not really see where is the problem in that.

Could you tell me what is against the principles of Uncyclopedia?



The wide-audience principle. See Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. Try a myspace or livejournal account for such. --Splaka 10:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Wail of the BANshee!!![edit]

Yo Bob3. Can you revert Ireland and ban User: for all eternity. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

DO this guy too.....[edit]

User: (apparently requested by User:Mhaille)


Na, it was going nowhere, i qvfd's it, thanks.


w00t. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 00:34, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

p'tong! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Policy debate[edit]

I haven't actually added anything to this article, but I have reformatted it to WikiML so people can actually read it. So, uh, if that's the only reason why you said you'd "delete it next week" (on your user page) then that problem's fixed --Nerd42 23:01, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

OK, cool! --Nerd42 18:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

KILL KILL KILL.....[edit]

Wud u like to use your pursuading stick on this guy Benjamin George Uffindell....think he should move this to his User Page, rather than having it stuck in the main Uncyclopedia area..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Moved to user's page. --Splaka 23:02, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Was just coming to tell you that Splaka has dealt with it....and he's beat me here.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Thanks to your /irc, I figured out how to make my sig faster. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 01:51, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

he:קצב אלגוריתמי[edit]

Hi, I would like he:קצב אלגוריתמי back if possible, it's actually the first Hebrew article ever. Thanks for the attention. Kakun 17:12, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not sure if Bob3 is around yet, so I've put it back for you. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Shalom, and thanks. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 18:14, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Sorry for taking room in your "Talk" box.[edit]

I just wanted to say "thanks" for giving that Cat in the Hat article a little bump up on the ol' Uncyclopedia food chain. This is the only group I have been quickly accepted in (except for that KKK thingy, but after a while I found out what they were really doing). So... yeah. Thanks Bob!

I'm gonna call you Bob from now on, is that okay?

Glad to be of Service![edit]

Merely following your advice & scanning the New Pages List will yield copious amounts of dreck for the firing squad. I got sick and tired of pointless "articles" being thrown at me for hitting the Random Page link, so I've taken it upon myself to help Purge the Unclean, so to speak. I encourage this behavior in others; not only is it your civic duty, but it's kind of fun!--King In Yellow 15:52, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Question For BobBobBob[edit]

Why'd you delete my article on Sarahinmanism? Yeah, it is kinda dumb, but it's a personal joke, that IS funny if you can realise it. You could have at least given me tips or something! I added more and made it nicer ... I wasn't even completly finished. (No pictures added yet ... was going to add pictures after x-mas shopping. *Shudders at last two words.*) .\/.

Secret Thrice Society[edit]

ssshhh --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 10:30, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Leave me absolute power! I find funny. --Chronarion 22:26, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)