User talk:Boobnoob

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Ree-Ree 21:32, 13 November 2009 (UTC) 14:45, 4 March 2009 (UTC)


Dunno what you're doing here... making an own uncyc? CartoonistHenning 17:25, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

Yes. CH, Sorry you were banned "Queen's Reader". Welcome here, too. You know I'm on Daemonica.

Ree-Ree 18:19, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

Hm. I'm not sure what the purpose of the mirror is about. What I do know is that there is happening a lot of vandalising here | CartoonistHenning 16:15, 10 September 2010 (UTC)


Mirrors are simply backup copies. Even if greatly vandalis/zed, the intended versions can be restored. There is really no security here, so just about anything will appear here.

Ree-Ree 16:52, 10 September 2010 (UTC)

Please let me know[edit]

Before copying and pasting a page from the main site. I can import pages with their full history, so if you want a page imported, let me know, so I can import it, giving credit to the original authors. Simsilikesims (talk) 21:03, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads-up[edit]

On the anon's inappropriate disclosure of personal info. I have hidden that edit. Simsilikesims (talk) 17:17, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Welcoming new users[edit]

Please do not leave messages to new users that do not make clear that this is an archive uncyclopedia. That just needlessly confuses them. I have replaced your message with a clear statement of the facts, and I hope I will not have to do so again. 21:27, 25 September 2013 (UTC)

Actually, there are two (2) links, one on the sidebar and one on the top. I've reverted your other edit to remind you to stay out of other people's business here.

Kate (talk) 11:43, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Ok, you obviously don't get it. Leaving welcome messages is a definite no here, as we really really don't need a third active English Uncyclopedia, and you in fact are failing to mind your own business. Your opinion does not carry any weight with me, even if you do have rollback rights here. Why you do, in fact, is entirely beyond me.
If you still don't believe me, please seek the advice of an admin or something instead of continuing to edit war. Also please indent stuff on talk pages as I have done for you here. Llwy-ar-lawr (keskows) 00:28, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Reverting my edits[edit]

It's quite clear to me that you're reverting my edits because I made them. I made the original reverts not because you made the edits but because they were redundant (welcoming users I had already welcomed), stupid (adding a newline to the top of a page), or not funny (adding that ET quote that I removed from the main Uncyc). You may call me a vandal and ascribe motivations to me that I do not have, but I believe it is ultimately you who is not doing the right thing. I have not reverted your reverts again because this is so totally stupid and pointless and you should have recognised that to begin with.

I would also appreciate it if you could respond to this, though I fear you will not be able to explain yourself and that is why you have not replied. Llwy-ar-lawr (talk) 05:49, 3 January 2014 (UTC)

my response: mudslinging

Kate (talk) 12:34, 3 January 2014 (UTC)

I don't have an account at this time on and am not an admin there, or I would put my opinion in there. Please stop welcome-warring, revert warring, arguing about which main site is better, and just in general messing with each other. The mudslinging needs to stop from both sides. Carlb's projects don't have much to do with Wikia at all, so I would advise you not to complain about what happens on a Wikia site on a Carlb forum, and I don't want to hear about it here either. I do not believe Llwy-ar-lawr is a vandal, in fact she is a valuable contributor at, and admin at a Welsh Uncyclopedia. What happened to her on the Wikia Uncyclopedia site is between her and Spike, and it is unfair to bring it up, just as it is unfair of her to bring your past bans up. Wikia staff have already enforced the rules regarding the TOS at wackypedia. I do include in the "official" welcome message because I still import some pages from there. Carlb removed the wikia uncyclopedia link and mention from the site notice, so he is apparently anti-wikia. This should be taken into serious consideration, considering he owns the servers and is the ultimate authority on this site. Finally, I don't want to hear accusations about sockpuppets here and there, or anywhere except on this site, or on the wikia site, since I am an admin there and socks are indeed a problem, and grounds for an infiniban, there. If I see sockpuppets getting created and misused to advocate one point of view, or to create vandalism, then I will take action. Simsilikesims (talk) 08:56, 4 January 2014 (UTC)


This is a wiki trick to substitute the actual page name for BASEPAGENAME. So {{subst:Welcome}} produces nearly identical text to {{Welcome}}. You should try it sometime. This is what L was trying to tell you when you reverted her welcome message on a certain IP page. Now, quit welcome-warring. Simsilikesims (talk) 09:19, 4 January 2014 (UTC)