User talk:Cajek/Archive26

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This can't be?[edit]

Cleanliness? Such circumstances cannot be tolerated! I hereby declare this talk page despoiled by my good self. Live with it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:13, May 6

I can't wait till we invade you bastards. You've had it too good for too long.   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [13:20]>
Won't happen. There's only enough oil left in the North Sea to keep your SUVs going for another week or so. We got nothing you flag wavin' gun fetishists want. NOTHING! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:32, May 6
At least admit that guns are sexay, then I'll feel better. Oh! Oh! and that you enjoy hot dogs!   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [13:34]>
How about I just 'fess up to having eaten at Wendy's, and knowing who Hacksaw Jim Duggan is, and we leave it there? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:38, May 6
I loves sum Hacksaw Jim Duggan in da mornin'! Goes great with mah grits n' hashbrowns!   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [13:39]>

Sir Manticore 13:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)


*Looks at user page*

I was never adopted... I WAS NEVER ADOPTED!

/me runs off and cries

/me runs off a bit further and cries for effect

/me runs off a tiny bit further and- oooh icecream truck!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:26, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

NOT TRUE! Look at my userpage now! Stop crying!   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [13:29]>
Ok :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:32, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Now that I'm your adopter, do my homework!   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [13:33]>
Isn't it the other way round? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:41, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Not in a Cajek household... Cajek, how come you've never graduated from Led? Are you still adopted by him?? - 15:43 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Well, ask yourself: Is Cajek a Noob? if you say yes, then you have found the answer.   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [15:53]>
He he I graduated before Cajek! He he.... And how come the gods have allowed you to adopt someone while you yourself are adopted? - 16:01 6 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Special powers. Bribes. Blackmail. Pick any three.   Le Cejak <May 07, 2008 [13:12]>

Supersecret club[edit]

Shh...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 18:17 May 06, 2008

Thanks for the tip[edit]

Hey mate, just thought I should drop you a line and say thanks a lot for the advice regarding joining PEEING-I probably would never have gotten around to it otherwise. Ta! BlueYonder 19:41, 6 May 2008 (UTC)


You archived! Your talk page won't completely trash my computer anymore! Though I'm very jealous that you've already got four five headers – that's approximately what I get in a month. Dammit. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 6/05 21:01

Don't worry Heerenveen. When you become stuck up with all your awards and your writing get stale, people will know you. In the meantime, try to get banned as much as possible. Why?:Does cajek keep getting banned   Le Cejak <May 06, 2008 [21:04]>
Meh, I'll probably have left Uncyc again before I get that amount of awards ;). As an aside, I like what you/Skull are doing with that paper so far (I used to get the WP version, and this one's already looking as if it'll be better. Good work! —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 6/05 21:13
(rushes in) Care to sign up for delivery?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:16 May 06, 2008

Hey, lookit![edit]

I makes channel.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 00:57 May 07, 2008

ooh, I can't join when I click on the link...? How you like my writings so far?   Le Cejak <May 07, 2008 [0:59]>
Try joining Uncyclopedia, then typing /join #unsignpost  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:02 May 07, 2008


Thank you for voting

You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:03, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Congrats, DJ! For an adoptee, you sure aren't a noob!   Le Cejak <May 07, 2008 [13:12]>
But I have the heart of a noob... don't call the police- YTTe is um just on holiday :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:25, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
You said it was just a simple operation! - 15:33 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Cow Moo Cult
Congratulations, Cajek!
You just did something for our little, holy cult! We now officially bestow upon you the cmc honour of Hallowed Grass.
From now on feel free to edit cmc announcements and/or add HaGr. to your sig!

For two reasons: featuring the holy cows in the UnSignpost (I don't know who actually wrote it, but I'm awarding you and the Doctor) and for between you and the said medical person coming up with the UnSignpost idea! - 16:24 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:03, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

How? (Biopic)[edit]

Do I become worthy of getting my own biopic? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:56, 8 May

Hey OC! First of all, I hope you enjoyed our first issue! Second of all, I don't know. Even I don't have one. I don't even know if it's serious or not, or how we decide. I think what's going to happen next week is User:Drama. Why? I dunno, I just started writin' stuff down! Anyways, yeah, hope you liked it!   Le Cejak <May 08, 2008 [0:58]>
I think it's great, seriously. I hope you guys keep doing it. I was trying to catch you on IRC, but my messages don't work for some reason. I've got a favor to ask, but now it'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm off for the evening. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:00, 8 May
As OptyC says, great work! It had me laughing so hard my mom came in from the other room to ask if I was ok. Then she gave me my medications, and I "went to sleep" for a while. Anyways, I can't wait for more! (oh, and thanks for putting in my ban-log contribution :P) - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:17, May 8
Aaawww, thank you Led and OC! I can't wait to get this ball rolling... /me notices it's already rolling to get it rolling even faster!   Le Cejak <May 08, 2008 [1:41]>

Look, it's us![edit]

Actually, I lied, it's a YouTube video. Got you. It's completely unrelated to us, being a musical number between a crazy doctor and some weird excitable guy in which they envision creating a monster.

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 02:46 May 08, 2008

OMG I can just see myself as eyegore! That was so awesome.   Le Cejak <May 08, 2008 [2:54]>
...what hump?   Le Cejak <May 08, 2008 [2:58]>
Why do you two get a musical all to yourselves? - 21:05 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

GOD you're cool.[edit]

To further reinforce your shallow internet ego which makes up for your undoubtedly suffering real life one, (as is the case with most of us) I give you one of these.

Ignore the Dane Cook picture, he's not cool at all. Enjoy it, only the best users get one. Except that one time. I can't remember why I gave him one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:02 May 9

YES! /me runs off to put it in huge trophy case   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [0:05]>

So, what's up with you?[edit]

You seem a bit edgy lately. ~ 09:35, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry Mordillo, I have had a hard week plus finals next week. I'm sorry, man.   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [11:39]>
Oh! Don't be sorry, I just got a bit worried is all. ~ 12:08, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
I've been really edgy lately, you're right. One of my friends is having a tough time.   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [12:13]>

Um, would you mind?[edit]

How do Cajek, I hope I find you well on this fine friday (at least, it's fine here - it's sunny in England - that's gotta mean it's, like, awesome weather everywhere else, right?) Anywhat, I'm attempting to take the fight to my writer's block head-on, with a brand new article, and would like an early opinion. It's a little more crazy than my usual stuff, so (without wishing to pigeonhole you, of course) you're probably a good person to give me your thoughts: does it seem like a half-decent idea, or am I just trying far too hard? Would appreciate a simple answer - I'm not after a full in-depth Cajek review here or anything. Hope things are good with you - I saw on YTTE's talk page you said you'd had a rough week - we still love you man! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:57, May 9

Yes! Maybe this will get me out of my funk! Reading now!   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [11:42]>
Ha! Pretty good, UU! Expansion is needed, but I definitely like this article. 40/50, I think.   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [11:53]>
Thanks Cajek, of course I plan to expand it a bit, I just needed to check it was looking OK as I haven't written anything worth reading in about 2 months! Anyway, sorry to hear you're not having the best of times this week, hope things pick up for you soon. A big, friendly, metaphorical hug is even now hunting you down - you can't hide, it will find and hug you. It may not make you feel better by itself, but it's probably about the best I have to offer right now! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:33, May 9
Says the guy who wrote Average Cop! You're a good writer, except for that hugging stuff. It was so warm and loving that it made me question whether... well anyway, I'm too manly for hugs. Next time, flip me off and say "You suck, bro!" That's how guys show their love like. :D   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [15:19]>
Average Cop is the best thing I wrote by a mile. And I wrote it in February. Since then, I've done a couple of so-so rewrites, and a lot of reviews and deletion things. I've honestly been racking my brains looking for something decent to write for ages, while watching good article after good article spew from your direction. So I guess what I'm trying to say is: "You suck, bro!" No that doesn't feel right - I prefer to hug folks. Ah well, whatever makes you happy dude! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:55, May 9
UU, you wanna do a collab?   Le Cejak <May 10, 2008 [2:42]>



So you've been having a tough time lately, well so have I. The last test I did (english) I failed because I was sick, very sick, on the day I had the test. 3 good (fucking long) practice essays and then I fall sick :(. So now I went from topping the class last year to virtually the bottom despite being able to analyze a movie much much faster than anyone else in the class. Yeah so I'm taking a break to recover from this illness that has come up again in the last few days. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:18, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Of all my adoptees, you were my favorite. I knew you were the one that broke the vase in the hallway, but I punished all the other ones instead, as you might recall. GO DJ IRREVERENT!!
Oh, anyways, yeah, one of my friends is having serious problems with her kid, and the other one is in the middle of a psychotic breakdown (seeing people without being on drugs). But it will pass. Even the worst things seem horrible at first, but an equilibrium will be reached. Thank you for telling me about your horrible week! w00t horrible weeks!   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [13:28]>
Sorry to hijack this conversation, time like the present to give you a slightly sweaty but very British hug, Cajek, cause you've been having a bad time...OK, I'll let myself out, now, you may continue your family discussion. :D - 17:21 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Cajek! You're having a bad time and you don't tell me first!? (hug) I'm sorry, Cajek. I hope things improve for you.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 17:25 May 09, 2008
Things always eventually get better or people get used to it. That's why I need to write in uncyclopedia, no matter how busy I am, because it makes me laugh. As for the signpost, it totally ROCKS now! What'd you do, Skull, get a ghost writer? :D   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [20:32]>

Hey buddy.[edit]

What's up? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:23 May 9

Wazzup, dood? I is just, liyk, hangin' around n' stuff! how YOU doin'?   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [14:30]>
DUDE I'm like doing exactly the same thing, isnt that funneh? It's like 10:40 right now, and I'm having one of those mornings where I can't decide if it's too late to have breakfast or if its too early to have lunch. Whadya think I should do, dood? =D XD lol ily <3 no homo tho ;) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:39 May 9
DOOD I have a little George Foreman grill. Grillz me up summa them hot dogs n' shit! Didja just <3 me dood? That'z homo!   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [14:52]> for two reasons firs i sed no homo second its not a heart those look liek this ♥ that was a less than three which means 1 which means ur number 1 in my ♥ buddy (Did you just ask me to put my hot dogs on your grill? That'z homo!) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:55 May 9
Dood, didja just tipe da numbah 1? That's teh most homoest number n' stuff, so erect and tall! Nah dood, it lookz like a hart n' shit. That's teh homo! Point number 2: No ya 'tard, I says I grilld me up sum hot dogs n'... oh waitz, that IS teh homo...   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [15:14]>
Haha I gess we all a litle gai on teh insides. nd i don mean anuss. ew. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:17 May 9
Damn fags invadin' Cajek's t'lkpage n' shit...
can I has hotdog (In tha homo sense) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:20, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
@SysRq: Ha! I iz vandaliz yer yerserpage n' shit!
@DJ: YES. OH GOD, YES. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!! :D   Le Cejak <May 10, 2008 [14:16]>
LOL fuck you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:20 May 10


OMG I WANT THAT!!!!!! NOW! F*** that looks awesome --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:46, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

I play GTA3 for a while, before my roommates totally took over the game!   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [14:52]>
Now I want to run out and waste all my hard earned cash on an overpriced PS3 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:12, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

I know I'm rather good at the nuances of annoyance...[edit]

Back on the 29th of April, you described HT:DAT was "basically VFH worthy". Since then I've taken a bit of a pasting, so I was just wondering if you would still say that was true 80 revisions and 2 weeks later (FWIW, I wouldn't)? —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 10/05 20:24

I'll have a look at it soon. From what I see, it still needs to be shortened, but I like it! More non-sequitirs are needed, like that "keeping his blood for personal reasons" thing. So far, how about a 38/50? Not ready for primetime yet, but almost there.   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [16:20]>
Sure, that'll do me (I have it at around 35). I've written two other articles since then (do NOT ask me what I was smoking when I came up with the second one, bonus points if you can pronounce it!), so it's not like I haven't got anything else to do, but I'll get around to it eventually. Thanks for all the help (again!) and I hope your final essay goes/went well, depending on when I wrote this in American time. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 11/05 20:10

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Unfinished business?[edit]

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Battleship Potemkin second review - you been holding on to that pee for ages or something? I was just checking the list and I saw this still didn't appear to be complete - you leaving him in suspense or what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:14, May 11

I know, I know, I'll be back in a little bit. I'm technically on vacation, even though I'm editing nearly as much as I would on a normal Sunday anyway!, like, shuddup n' stuff!   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [16:20]>

A template for Mordor Jalapenos[edit]

I created the preceding template just as something fun to do in my downtime, and when I saw your article, I thought it would fit in well with the text. So I put the template in. A few minutes later, it was removed by MrN9000. After a brief discussion with MrN9000, he told me to ask you if you liked the idea of having this template on the page. So, that brings us to the question... What do you think? * Flumpa 20:56, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

I enjoyed the template, but not on my article. If you could make it 1/5th the size and at the very bottom of Jalapeno, I might approve, depending on the color scheme.   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [20:59]>
Sorry to nose in and stuff, but that response was very speedy, Cajek, for someone who's apparently "on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off"! - 21:02 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
It was luck that I happened by! Luck I tells ya!   Le Cejak <May 11, 2008 [21:03]>
Sure...keep telling yourself that! - 21:05 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Long-delayed thankings[edit]

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:50, May 12


For the nod in the latest Signpost. It's a silly little thing, but it put me in a good mood when I saw it this morning. So thanks and keep up the good work! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:45, 13 May

Fuck you[edit]

For the giant middle finger in the latest Signpost. It's a silly little thing, but it put me in a terrible mood when I saw it this morning. So shove a dildo in your ass and keep up the good work! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:08 May 14

Yay! I'm popular! :D ...and so is my dildo!   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [1:09]>
Yay! I'm popular! :D ...and so is my boyfriend! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:56 May 14


For not being an idiot (or an asshat, for that matter).-RAHB 05:12, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

God dammit![edit]

We may have to cut this thing short man. That vandal is back and we've got no admins around, again. -RAHB 05:50, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Is Skull around?   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [5:51]>
Not in IRC, I'll drop him a talk message. Looks like this guy's going for exactly what we can't fix, moving pages. -RAHB 05:52, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
I don't know what to do, then. I guess there's nothing we can do. Maybe I should just go to his talk page and say he won? Maybe he'll stop.   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [5:55]>
Well, I've put him on ban patrol, so the next capable admin will get him. There's little else we can do, so I'll just keep monitoring him for anything I can revert, but we might as well get back to writing I suppose. (I am so starting up Forum:Starnestommy for admin after this). -RAHB 05:59, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
I waved the white flag on his talk page, maybe that will calm him down. Anyway, what good is Starnes? He's not around either! but WE have been here BOTH TIMES! Maybe everyone's on the east coast, asleep.   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [6:00]>
Well, as far as this time slot goes, Starnes seems the most capable. He is around, yet idle. The talk page message seems to have calmed him down a bit, surprisingly. But something has got to be done about this time slot. -RAHB 06:03, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh shit, he's been banned already. That's why he stopped. Good job Uberfuzzy. I didn't even know we had an admin with that name. -RAHB 06:06, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Whew, I guess. I was secretly hoping that my talking to him was slowing him down, hehe.   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [6:07]>
Hah, yeah and it looked like it was. Thank God for wikia Janitors saving the day. Back to writing! -RAHB 06:09, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Let's pick it up in the morn'. We each get 50 minutes when we start... next time, whenever that is. Talk page me with your schedule and we can pick it up again at that time, maybe!   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [6:11]>

Alright, well, I don't know what time zone you're in, but around here it's 11:13 right now, and I'm usually perfectly free to write anytime between 4 pm and 1 am on weekdays. Though actually tomorrow it would be 4pm to 5:30pm, and 9:45ish pm to 1am. -RAHB 06:14, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm on the west coast, and I think you are to, because I went to bed at about that time. So yeah, later today sounds good. I have a final tomorrow, though, that I need to study for...   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [13:54]>

I'll respond here for both of you. First of all, regarding this Haggar guy, he is a repeating vandal, and we do not talk with them. That will only raise up his motivation to come back and cause more havoc. Second thing, you can use this bot in case of mass vandals. Other than that, this time slot is usually occupied by both me and the European guys, obviously this is not a 24/7 service. ~ 14:02, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

I didn't know. Also, I mean, I'm pretty good at talking to people sometimes, so I figured "well maybe it'll work this time". I had no idea what to expect.   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [14:07]>
No biggy :) ~ 14:13, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
I never talked to him O_O ....also w00t, a bot! Also Cajek, I'm on the west coast, by "tomorrow" do you mean "today" and by "today" do you mean "today?" If you mean "tomorrow" by "tomorrow" and "today" when you say "today," then we could pick it up "tonight" around the same time we tried it "last night" if you'd like. Also, cocks. -RAHB 21:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

I don't feel like clogging up your page by making another section. Anyways, I'm around, if you are. -RAHB 05:04, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Charlie Sumner[edit]

Hey Cajek,

I just wanted to thank you for the vote of confidence on Charles Sumner, and I'm glad you liked it. Your contribution will help me refine why people didn't seem to like it, and make it excellent.

Remind me, do you have something that needs reviewing at the moment? YouFang 22:07, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah, yer welcome. Go ahead and review this stupid thing. I think there are other people I whored it to, but they are lazy. If you get to it first, please give me an in-depth, section by section review like I did yours. Thanks, fang!   Le Cejak <May 14, 2008 [22:27]>
Alright. I'm on it. By the way, being a Pee Review n00b, can I ask why you removed the Pee Review template from my article? YouFang 00:02, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, because I was in the middle of reviewing it, mostly. Also because templates are uuuuuugleeee! :)   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [0:15]>

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator)

More Kitty Porn[edit]

Thank you so much for your kind review of Why?:Watch Kitty Porn and the compliments on my writing style (I admit to having a good tone to my writing but I can't edit to save my life). I rearranged some things dropping, a few pics, one DYK, and added a bit of text to the parts I felt need a bit more pizazz. Hope you get a chance to checkout my user page, which is still under construction, and the few other articles I've written which can be found there. I will win back your noob of the month vote --Cheapinitreal 00:51, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Ta for review[edit]

Thanks, I read the first pargrph of yor review before and I maneged to work on some of the issuies raised. I'll still continune to tweak whist its on VFH as well based on your review. Thanks for spending time with my article:)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:46, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

on being a snail[edit]

oh shit, sorry. i feel kinda bad now. like not handing in homework i feel i should be in trouble. but it wasn't my fault! cos i'd even started it it's just my baby sister kinda got a hold of my laptop and deleated everything on it! even emptying the recycle bin! if that wasn't bad enough she then drooled in the keyboard so it wouldn't work and on top of that my dog ate her! so i've had a busy week going to funerals (the dog's too) and to cap it all i was revising for my english exam (which i've now failed anyway). In short, Cajak, i'm sorry. i'll slink away now and feel ashamed of myself. if it's any consolation i did really like the article and it was all (more or less) positive things that i had to say! again, I'm sorry. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gb.pngOrian57.gif 18:38, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Just add your review to the one MrN already did to that page! I love having different points of view!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [18:43]>[edit]

That edit on my UnNews VFH really confuddled me... - 20:49 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Now I'm confuddled! What are you talking about, yettie?   Le Cejak <May 16, 2008 [13:49]>
This edit, which you've now reverted. - 15:30 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
It was too confusing to keep The Improver's votes up there. He voted against, then for, then was blocked and his votes crossed out.   Le Cejak <May 16, 2008 [15:45]>
Yuh but you counted them first time...Anyway, it doesn't really matter cause you reverted that edit now. - 16:11 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I drawed stuff[edit]

Tehcooladopt.GIF For doing absolutely next to nothing at all... somewhat --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:41, 16 May 2008 (UTC)


Pyotr Kuznetsov.jpg Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Cajek - 08:00 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks for voting[edit]

Plese accept this generic template as a token of thanks;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:39, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

An official PEEING award[edit]

It's been a while since you won RotM, and while the list lies, lies, I tell you, I know you've done way more than 25 reviews, and therefore fully deserve this valuable receptacle. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:16, May 19

Did you come up with this award, UU? It's pretty cool lookin'!   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [12:30]>
Ah, it'll do the trick, I think. 25 good reviews is a decent landmark, and I figured it deserves recognition separate to the RotM. I'm going to add a Platinum Pisser award for over 50 good reviews following MrN's suggestion - do you reckon you've done that many? I know you've done far more good reviews than the table shows... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:59, May 20
looking at this, I probably have done about 100.   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [13:04]>
or, maybe like 80 or something.   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [13:07]>
In which case:
You can be the proud first recipient! I'm not going to give myself an award that I created, so the only other question is: do you reckon OEJ's done over 50? I'd guess so... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:12, May 20
Wow! That's kinda cool, actually! As for OEJ, he reviewed stuff before I really got going, so I have no idea how to find out. He mostly reviews in the old style, and I didn't find that particularly effective.   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [13:18]>