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This is CheddarBBQ's talk page. If you couldn't figure that out, you're a fucking idiot.

Archives Bitch!

February 19 '09 - March 27 '09, March 28 '09 - May 1 '09, Whore Dramathon '09, May 2 - May 20 '09, May 21 '09 - June 4 '09, June 5 '09 - Sept. 26 '09, Sept. 27 '09 - April 11 '10

As Always, Whoring Is illegal ENCOURAGED Here. YAY WHORING!!!

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Nice meeting you! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:28, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Wow. Nice timing. Where the fuck is Socky? Che } 23:31,11April,2010
Fuck Socky? Yes please.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:08, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Is there a difference between fucking a sock and masturbation? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 02:52, Apr 12 2010 UTC
No, but don't forget that underneath the sock is an unregistered user. —Pelozurian (talk) 02:58, 12 April 2010 (UTC)


thanks for pissing on my shit -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:04 EST 11 April, 2010

The Chamberpot of Excellence
For your helpful review, you have been given the
Skinfan13 Rusty Bucket Award
Awesome. Che } 01:30,12April,2010

OH, BTW, yeah, since whoring is encouraged in this whoring zone, VOTE Earth for March Top 3!!!!!111!!11one11!!!eleven!!!!! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 23:37 EST 12 April, 2010



I kept this woman locked away the whole time I wrote Sideboob, and when I let her out she ran to the beach like she owned the damn thing. Thanks for your vote, it really helped secure the pics and the written drivel onto the front page. Appreciated. Al sans chains 13:49 12 4 mmx


Dude, why don't you change thy username to something cooler, italian and food-unrelated? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:02, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

  1. I'm not jumping on the whole name-change bandwagon
  2. There is nothing cooler than Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos.
  3. CheddarBBQ is a kickass name

Che } 19:13,12April,2010

What ever, dude, it's your name, not mine. On an unrelated sidenote, email me your phone number so that I can stalk you properly call you up some day or another. I want to hear your real voice, you know. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:12, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Are you kidding? That would be insanely long-distance/ Che } 22:18,12April,2010
I'm changing my name to Jimbo Wales, and then will buy this place and turn it into an ad site for liquid soap. Jimbo Wales 22:21 12 4 MMX
Chedd: Why? Are you in Italy or the US? Either way, I can afford it.
Al: Jimbo already has an account here. So no, change it to Robert Murdoch or something, it'd be easier. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:37, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
I don't doubt that you could afford it. You're Egyptian, so you have, like, ancient gold or something. I can't afford it though. Che } 22:58,12April,2010
Haha! No. I just have an excess of 100something pounds in "extra balance", accumulated over the years. I just want to get rid of them, and the only way is long-distance calls. :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:03, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I figured it was something like that. Ya know, if you REALLY wanted to spend it, you could always mail me a couple of Egyptian prostitutes... Che } 23:06,12April,2010
They'd suffocate on their way, or something. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:09, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
You could poke holes in their boxes. Or kennels, or whatever you use. Che } 23:12,12April,2010
They'd die from dehydration, or something. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:19, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
You could give them their usual salary in booze. Just make sure to put it in sippy cups, so they don't drink it all too fast. Che } 23:24,12April,2010
They wouldn't be able to use their hands while confined to a 1x1x1 box. Also, they'd choke on the booze. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:31, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Go all hamster bottle on that bitch. Che } 23:33,12April,2010
She'd choke. Listen man, why don't you just come over here, get done with them, and save me the trouble? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:37, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
The whole point of the prostitutes is for you to be able to spend your money. Che } 23:40,12April,2010
I can spend it without shipping whores to the US or Sicily or whereverthehellyouare. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:54, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Buy yourself a bag of Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos. With how rare they've been, they have to be worth at least $5,822 a bag by now. Also, go vote. Che } 23:58,12April,2010

Pee review[edit]

Your pee review is done. It looks like the work of a moron, I must admit, but within the body of the review is wisdom and a way to data-load. If I were a christian I would run from you, for fear of damage to my immortal soul. Al sans chains 00:30 14 4 mmx

Wow. You suck at Pee Reviews. LOL JK OMGLOLOLOLOLZZ Che } 00:33,14April,2010
I corrected your table failure. M=miscellaneous. Don't put words in the score box, please. You read UN:PRG yet?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 00:34, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
I suck at the format of my first pee review, but look within for the kernels, say the Chinese laundryman. Al the peer reviewsorus a few minutes later
I'm kind of confused by what you meant with the link comment. Che } 01:04,14April,2010

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks for you vote to let the Giant Jew Band loose on humanity. You don't know what you've done and the havoc you've caused, but we're grateful for it! Giant! Jew! Band! Thanks again, Al des chain 21 4

I assume it was both of those redirects you no longer needed...? Let me know if you need either unhuffisated. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks[edit]

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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:30, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Holy crap that's awesome. Che } 02:53,22April,2010



I'm just following Skin's timetable to get this up on pee review, but this doesn't leave out anything. Alice should be included, and I think we should leave the page off of mainspace until all of us are happy with it. I think the whole page needs more funny, way too literal and factual without the funny. But there is lots of time left to add in/take out, and if you want to do Alice, type away. I didn't see it, so I'd be of no help with that one (I would like to expand Beetlejuice a little more, for example). So what we'll do is get a pee review, hopefuly by someone with a neutral eye and good critique skills, and then we start that next rewriting phase of the process. Make sense to you, or would you suggest something different? Alice at the palace. Aleister in Wonderland 2:32 23 4

I knew you'd do that for the sig. I'm psychic. Also, Alice is the 1st Disney Digital 3d movie I've ever seen (in fact, the first movie I've seen with the non-red/blue 3d) Che } 02:36,23April,2010
Psychic? How many fingers am I holding up (you have to pick something between zero and two!). What card am I holding in my hand? What am I holding in my hand? Please run with Alice. The best 3D I've seen was that Beuwolf film a couple of years ago, awesome, sitting in the second row center. Avatar didn't do it for me 3D-wise, but a good film. Did you see Beuwolf? (I didn't like it as much until I moved to my traditional row, 2nd, but more in the center than I like). Al holding one or no more fingers up 2:42 23 4
Never saw Beowulf, saw Avatar in 2d. Che } 19:16,23April,2010
The Tim Burton page is mainspaced, and we should put Alice in under "9". Please go ahead and write it (you may be the only one of us who saw it, I didn't at least). Good catch on Ghosts, thanks. I didn't even think of Binky and the rest. Added a reference into the Haunted House section, and while I was in that section put in some good edits in areas I felt just a little uncomfortable with, so thanks again. Now, Chicken, if we get Skin's ok on that it looks like the next page. I'm gonna go save it for the collab, and would suggest we just work in mainspace on the page with a construction tag. Sound okay? Al sans chains 20:24 27 4
Yep. I'll get on Alice as soon as possible (get it, get it?) Che } 20:28,27April,2010
I knew one Alice I could tell tales about. Saw you poked the ghosts up a notch, thanks! Appreciated. Hey, you know why nobody's done chicken yet? When you search for it it goes right to Category:Chicken and not to an empty page! Have never seen that before here, but all the better. I'll ask an admin to open it up for us, stick a construction tag on, and if we so decide we have a wide-open field to chase the chickens around in. Eggy. Al sans chains 20:40 27 4
Mmkay. Che } 20:50,27April,2010

Pacman porn[edit]


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 :D Che } 02:01,29April,2010

Timmy Burton[edit]

Thanks for your vote on ghosts. This fine citizen of Ghostland wishes you well, and wants to let you know that Puppy likes the idea of a ghost contest too. Booooooooo, and thaaaaaaaaanks Booooooo! 23:01 30 4 MMX

I just finished masturbating to the Pac-man porn, so give me a moment to clean up. Ok, that should do it. Nice ride! Did you see the Tim Burton review came in from Black Flamingo? I left a note on the Tim talk page, so now another step to take. I checked with Puppy to see if he could do an edit sweep and Puppyize the page. If you could go through it again and step on some toes too, we just have to tie-it in more, add a bit more funny, etc. Will see what Puppy thinks. My mother is sucking cocks in hell right now, so I've gotta go get in line. Later, Al sans chains 11:14 30 4

Did you just ask me if I saw the review yet? You do know I was one of the first people to comment on it on Flamingo's page, right? Che } 19:08,30April,2010
Jeez, you get around faster than a horse on a fast track. Puppy may help with the edits, which would be nice. I'll go read the Black Flamingo talk, lots of irons in the fire and six have melted already. Al enjoyinghismotherinhell 22:58 30 4


You won! That is so cool. I am literally more happy about you winning than my win. Yay! Al sans chains!!! 00:02 1 5 MMX

I did? Che } 00:47,1May,2010

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:18, 1 May 2010

April USS Collab[edit]

Thanks for all the hard work last month! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:05 EST 1 May, 2010


So true. Che } 02:22,3May,2010

Sandstorm, and your opening pic[edit]

Your opening pic on the top of this talk page, WTF? Nice.---Thanks for your vote on Sandstorm. An IP and some jerk, both who came into Uncy for a one-time edit, a no vote, are likely the same guy. Grrrrr. Your comment about the colour of that one section, the gold seemed the closest to the colour of sand and it matches the photo right above it. To me it seems to fit well, even though it's hard to read. If it really bugs you more than I like it, let's change it to tan, which is a boring sand colour but would work too. YMSCIHMF. Al sans chains 00:15 15 5 MMX

Yeah, it sucks when you get stuck with assholes like that. As for the text, I see what you mean, I was just looking at the pic below it. An extremely bright tan (which they unfortunately don't have) would be the best, but you can go whichever way you like. As for the pic, yes, it's amazing. Someone sent me a message before asking if I knew what movie that was from. I was like "No, but I'm going to use that for fucking everything from now on. Che } 00:20,15May,2010
You could do a whole page around it. "Sperm, the Serial Killer Whale" or something. Thanks for the colour Okay, I do tend to listen to comments on VFH, it's like another pee review imnho. YMSSpermIHMF. Al sans chains 00:25 15 5 MMX

Thanks for your vote on Warm piss Sandstorm. If you take enough sand, mix it with beer, then piss on it, what do you get? Vatican Ale! Appreciated. Al des chains 15:59 21 5 MMX

Frat news[edit]

I totally love that opening gif. Skinfan ran off again, studies and duties, he's in Hungary now (maybe he can travel to Italy and you guys can wine and dine). He foolishly put me in charge again, and I'll do my best. Will keep Chicken open to work on until it gets into real good shape. And at the same time we should put another page up too, for variety and to keep to a one-a-month thing. Would you be ok with Taco? It's one Paizuri can get his teeth into. Or do you have another in mind. Is there one you would love to work on? That's the important thing. OK, more soon. Al des chains 17:10 2 6 mmx

Taco's fine. But my upcoming weeks are busy, don't know how well I'll be able to help. Che } 02:26,3June,2010
Ah, Taco. Paizuri declares it so. And since it is a frat, if you have things to do in the next few weeks, we will all help you. Al des chains 3:38 3 6 MMX

Puritan Poetical Thanks[edit]

And yes, I would like to suck on you testicles. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???[edit]

7079-main.jpg Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

thanks says the kite[edit]

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:18, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Say there, what the hell you think you be doin' on my property?! Go on now, git! Che } 02:32,18June,2010