User talk:Clorox

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ADMINS SEE THIS[edit]

Please don't post anything about a block unless you actually blocked me (which, magically, I haven't been in a long time).

Also, don't ban me without threatening me first. Then I'll know what to stop doing.

If you wrote something under Archive 1 in the past, that doesn't mean you can't still reply. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 00:28, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Wikipedia[edit]

Note: This section is running out of use. Post on my WP space, thank you. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 03:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Your talk page[edit]

I've posted two messages to your Wikipedia talk page. Bkell 03:27, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Wikia[edit]

Note: This section is also running out of use. Post on my Wikia space, thank you. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 03:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Actually, don't post at Wikia either, since I'm probably not going to read it. --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 21:33, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Will you join the Texas Wiki? 69.165.60.38 00:32, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

What? --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 04:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia[edit]

Templates[edit]

Can you make templates? Xyhuang 02:52, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Not as well as others can... try Todd... --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 02:56, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Seizures[edit]

Nice to see my messages still here for a change. Good job.  :) Anyway, just FYI, I've rebranded "Category:Seizures" to "Category:Likely to give you a seizure" to make it sound less medical and more in line with similar funny categories like "Category:People Who Need an Asskicking". -- T. (talk) 07:36, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Quickie Ban[edit]

Three times is ample warning, I'd say. For self improvement's sake, I suggest you take all admin comments seriously rather than deleting them or immediately moving them to your archive page.

I'll ask you again: Do you really need to be threatened to observe rules of common sense?

I hope not. -- T. (talk) 22:11, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

IRC page[edit]

Hey, I hope you didn't get banned or anything for edumacating me on my IRC page. I've restored your edit and added my usual smart-ass reply. I'll let the admin who was trying to protect my page's integrity (integrity? me? now that's funny) know that it was ok. However, some folks (especially admins) get really ticked off by such things... YMMV. Also, I replied to your note on my talk page -- glad I could help. Hey, now we both know something new! Unfortunately, I'll probably forget my lesson during my next conversation with Jose Cuervo. He are a friend of mine. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/ef/Prince%21.gif 17:22, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

People should mind their own business in reverting edits, I guess. ----Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:45, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I've stayed my hand many times, and you've been consistantly insolent. Take a day off, and come back better. -- T. (talk) 21:55, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I've been a very naughty boy[edit]

From IRC.....

<clorox> I am officially announcing my retirement from Uncyclopedia
<clorox> my mom forbidded me from Uncyclopedia and IRC, so I'm not actually supposed to be on
<clorox> it's a horrible Christmas present
<Zombiebaron> why are you forbidden?
<clorox> she saw some of the pages I was on
<Zombiebaron> such as?
<clorox> German Grammar
<clorox> you see, she actually knows German
<Mhaille> lol
<Mhaille> oops
<clorox> so she was a little grossed out at the "Fuck you in the ass" part
<Zombiebaron> and she has no sense of humor eh?
<clorox> well
<clorox> no sense of sick humor

Note: This is invalid now. I am now unretired. --Cl

Erm?[edit]

What are you doing back.....I'm going to tell your Mum.......you're in SO much trouble now..... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

A surprise yes, but not a bad one. For one, he voted for me for WotM. Second, and more important, he tried to join the [email protected] team. Even if his mom interfered, I appreciate the attempt.  :)


~ T. (talk) 22:07, 26 February 2006 (UTC)

Shouldn't it be more like:


--Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:59, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

Congrats![edit]


YAY!Yaysmiley.jpg
You, Clorox, Got the Last Edit of The Day on February 28, 2006!
(diff) (hist) . . Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month; 23:58 . . Clorox (Talk)

Your sig is safe.[edit]

Sorry about that, guess I got carried away a bit.--Materialist 04:41, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

VFD usage[edit]

Please read the VFD usage rules before placing articles there. All nominated articles MUST have {{vfd}} added to the page being nominated and each nomination MUST be given a section of its own. Additionally, both of the articles you nominated should have been marked with {{NRV|~~~~~}} instead. Failure to follow the rules of VFD greatly displeases me. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 06:00, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Hey there...[edit]

I see that congratuations are in order! Just out of curiousity, who promoted you to Lieutenant? ~ T. (talk) 00:27, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Shameless self-promotion. Other users have done the same. --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:04, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
Consider yourself demoted to Officer Cadet, then (OCdt).  :) I'm already tracking the others. While I appreciate the progress you're making here, self-promotions impress nobody, and reduce the chances that you'll get a real one. ~ T. (talk) 01:51, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
Come on. How are you really supposed to get a rank advancement anyway? --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 20:35, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
By working hard and not hanging around on user's talkpages! Wait a minute... Meh. Nobody cares --Timmytiptoe my talk 06:40, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Here, have a blessing![edit]

Use it at your disgression. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:34, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Umm...

no. --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 23:04, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Minor FFI bitching[edit]

No, I'm not suggesting a new spell. I just think DARK and QAKE are too close for comfort. Between the two, I like the QAKE spell description more. Merit a change, good sir? --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 23:15, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... what say we change the DARK dexcription to...

Demented Antipath Redirecting Karma. Greatly decreases the luck of your opponents. confirmed

It's not perfect, but it works... maybe. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 03:31, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

As thanks for not overtly squishing out my entry...


Also, there's some sort of war going on. Feel free to join in, I guess. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 06:27, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

UFO[edit]

Lolz I saw a ufo!!!11!!!1 --Joe!TALK|CONTRIBS|[email protected] 15:23, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

You ****ing idiot, it's a joke. Never put it on a talk page. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 02:41, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

What about Bigfoot? That was here too. Thedukeofnuke 14:19, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Bad News[edit]

I can't figure out how you lined up your userboxes all sexy-like. Mine are just a mess. How did you do that?

Well, Mightywayne, always sign your comments by typing four tildes (~~~~). Also, read up on Uncyclopedia:Babel. The way to templatize them is to read the last section of that page I gave you a link to. --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 00:52, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Oh wow, sorry 'bout that. I hardly ever forget the tildes. Musta been tired or something. Mightywayne 10:46, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Clorox quest[edit]

how many pages is it i found 1 link is that it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11

For one, Capercorn, always sign your comments by typing four tildes (~~~~). It's four or five pages long. --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 22:33, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
I have a new n00b question, where does it start, on your userpage? Capercorn 23:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes. --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 19:38, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Winner[edit]

Don't kill me for starting a new section, but I figured I'd better let you know that I completed the Clorox quest and I would indeed like a frickin' medal. Just like Eric Cartman for discovering that one can crap out the mouth. Fatass.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:00, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... If you didn't see a page that showed source code for you to copy, you haven't completed the CloroxQuest. (grunt)... --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 00:44, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Your edit to Template:User subliminal[edit]

[1] Please don't make jokes like that, jokes about killing the president or anyone related to him are not funny and they are taken seriously by the U.S. government and is illegal.--Scott 02:27, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Wait a minute, I didn't write that... I blame my brother. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 00:44, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Yo[edit]

So I found that secret-page-quest-thingy... talk page said you aren't giving out medals, though. :( Possible clarification? --Andorin Kato 07:24, 17 November 2007 (UTC) Never mind. /me feels like an idiot --Andorin Kato 07:34, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Nooblet help needed.[edit]

Hi, I'm a little nooblet who hasn't ever used a wikia before. A slight problem then. I need your help (you help noobs, see). I know i have to sign a comment (~~~~ ) but even after I read the sign your posts or DIE! article and following the instructions I still can't work out how to edit my signature. Any help would be nice. Ovenman 12:48, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Could you try asking somebody else? I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm kinda busy with a lot of crap. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:19, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah . . . another n00b here . . .[edit]

Pretty much says it all. The Southern Baptist Convention tried to destroy my sense of humor, and they almost succeeded. I am trying to rebuild . . . tips appreciated. Phoenix Koren 18:11, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Could you read what I said to the one above? I'm bein' lazy again. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:20, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Le Français connu est la langue supérieure![edit]

Bonjour, cet utilisateur parle français et le Français connu est la langue supérieure. L'anglais est une bonne langue pour des chiens de chasse et des personnes retardées. Il n'en a aucune de la grace du Français. Désirent ardemment la France de phase!

Au revoir,

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:50, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

I think you mean: Le Anglais connu est la langue supérieure. French sucks dick. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 02:11, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Gert5award.jpg Gert5 Award for 3xcellence - J4NU4RY 2008

Umm... did I do something? --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 15:20, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

OMG CLOROX[edit]

OMG, MY TEMPLATE

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Done with the caps :D Thanks for...umm..burning some of my skin off? Really, the attention in a message would have been quite fine, but, uh, you just like to go that extra mile.

What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:28, 20 October 2008 (UTC)