User talk:Col.swordman/Archive 5

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Welcome back[edit]

Hi. We have never had any communication before, but I vaguely remember you as being anti-Benson and as the first regular user whom I saw depart from Uncyc. I remember thinking, "Gee, that's an awful shame," and committed myself to not being a sophomoric prick so that if any other users left for the same reason(s) you did, it wouldn't be my fault. Now that Benson is pretty much gone, even I, his famous Chronicler, am perfectly happy to take full credit for convincing you to return. Er, no, that's not it... I mean: I'm glad you've returned, even if in limited capacity. It's nice to know that a humor website doesn't instill permanent grudges. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 08:51, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

  • Pfft... Do I remember exactly what you did besides that Benson thing? No, I don't. Hey, at least I am not going around calling people "prick" on their talk pages, am I? You know what: -

Congratulations - You are immature!

What is more annoying than a glorified vandal is his idiotic crowd of fans. It seems that a dedicated forum just isn't enough for these morons so they just have to go around and spill their Benson crap on other users' talk pages while calling their victims "sophomoric pricks" in the hope that they will pay their nonsense a kind of respect that it never deserves. In fact, when was the last time I went to your or anyone's (including Benson's) talk page and made a rant over this stupid meme? Had you or any snobby peers of yours truly believed that Benson didn't amount to anything that mattered and appropriately kept things where they belonged, I wouldn't have winded up receiving obnoxious comments like this on my talk page here twice in a row, would I? That's something even self-righteous retards like you would agree. -- The Colonel (talk) 15:38, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
He didn't call you a prick, he called the people who drove you away pricks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:22, Nov 19
Call it a blast from the past - when I read the message I immediately got the impression that he was calling me a "prick". Just think of it as an awful consequence of having to deal with stupid people a bit too much, and I apologise for what I have said about Cainad. -- The Colonel (talk) 16:36, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
There's no better irony than when the the pot calls the kettle black.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:59, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Interesting... Since when have I been begging people to leave messages here? And since when has this been any more than my talk page? Though I nevertheless feel obliged to maintain a extent of civility here, you still have to bear in mind that this is my own user space. You caught me in a bad mood? Oh, sorry for giving you hard feelings, but nasty things happen all the time! You can't just expect people to give you a big, warm smile no matter when and where. That in itself is a form of immaturity already, don't you think? -- The Colonel (talk) 02:27, 20 November 2007 (UTC)


(Image removed) so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 18:55, 18 November 2007 (UTC)