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Help[edit]

Hello, I have come to your talk because I have a problem that I have been told that you are the one to ask about it. I am training to be a doctor(doctors fix ICUs as their specialty), and I have had problems with the original author of one of my projects(who has been told that he was not funny) not being funny. I don't know if I should tell him to leave it to me, if I should leave it alone, or if tips will work. I have just been trying to work with him. Thanks. Nobody19-I am SPECIAL 03:42, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Nobody talks to me except the voices in my head.[edit]

It's true. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2005.10.19.16:55

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HEY![edit]

I'm doing a lot of the same thing too. Just chilling out and getting through school. And, as of the last moment, decided I had to go to the bathroom. Toodles :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:33, 3 November 2008 (UTC) hey! What's going on!??! Nice to hear from you. Woo. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:37, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Pic Issue[edit]

Nevermind. I got it fixed. Nacky 02:56, 18 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky

:D[edit]

'S'okay! Wow tripses, I think this is good, and bad. SOCIALNESS! :P Where are you going? We'll be able to talk again someday! Probably this summer. woo! Miss you too :D *hugs* The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:26, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Me too[edit]

yups. It's probably not as bad for me becuase I never really got it alot, but it stinks. Um, well you'll have to get a sex change, but otherwise...perhaps :P In the middle of Chemistry so I should go. I'll try and talk to you again soon. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:58, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

hey! I hope I can, I miss a lot of people :/ It's really annoyin without internet. I hope you had some sort of fun though :P It's good to do something TOTALLY different, if not frightening :P write back soon! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:28, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

hey! I haven't talked to you in forever! Your message was so small I couldn't find who wrote to me for a while :P Are you back then? Ah, missing-ness! I hope I'll talk to you sometime, but near-permanent non-instant internets abound. Hopefully I'll go to my moms or something soon. I had a good weekend! How about you? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:05, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

OMG![edit]

I think I'm actually going to be able to get on on that Friday--how late, how early, I have no idea. But I'll definitely try to talk to you!! Woo! Can't wait! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 11:52, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

hey! I haven't talked to you in soooo long! Sadly, the internet is getting taken away...but I get to go to moms on the 19, so I'll get to talk to you a lot all next week.

What's been going on??

Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Do you love me?) 17:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)


Grr, I say, grr. I knew this was going to happen, but not /that/ week. Fie! Well...*glomps you a million times over* grr then. That's annoying. Hopefully I'll get to talk to you /somehow/ and soon! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 11:58, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

HEY!!!!!!![edit]

sorry about the lack of intarwebs on my part..and- HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY!!! wooo! I wonder why there isn't a skin on the main page...anyway, have a good day...and I shall think of you! Good luck with your business :P Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:06, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Tayor gives you the hugs[edit]

Happy Valentines Day! <3 Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 16:18, 14 February 2008 (EST) Wows! That's a lot o' stuff...but yes, the positive energies are still doing the flowing..and I wonder in my pagan ways, if you do indeed feel it! I can still try :) all this business! That doesn't sound fun...sigh! well, till later, I must glomp and go, I have awayness soon.

  • glomps for ever and ever*!

please ignore that screw up. I am too tired to fix it! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 13:37, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

that pleases me, wolf! Yes, I sent you many energies...and yes, the internet project hasn't worked--the people neglected to actually write us down...the idiots--but it WILL happen, and things will be as they should! In other news--big hugs, and waves of happiness through the computer at you come! How is that for complicated sentence structure? I suppose it could have been better....*sigh!* *does the hugging again* talk as soon as possible! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:34, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

  • "I like to eat, eat, eat apples and banana's, I like to eat, eat, eat, anything available..." very good.... *Thinks real hard about you!* I hope that everything is going as well as it possibly can, I send you my good energies! I wish you the lucks...with everything! Keep me updated, and I shall try hard to banish all the sadnesses I can! though that's hard I spose given the lack of intarwebs I have....sighs! *gives you biiiig big hugs, kiss on cheek, dances around and runs away!*Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 13:13, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

/me gives the hugest hugs possible. I'm so sorry about that, wolf. I hope everything goes well as something like that possibly can, and I'll think about you constantly, sound good?

and on the subject of knowing when I'm on, there might be a way. Ask around!

Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:24, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

I said I was the first!!!!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:33, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!![edit]

and Christmas too! ah...I'll write you a longer one later...

hey then! So what's going on? Surviving are we? I'm doing all right. ah....away again. Perhaps longer next time? noone knows!!!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:21, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Glompage!!!![edit]

Totally glomping back!!!!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:40, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I did I did!!! I hope you had a good Thanksgiving as well!!! aahs! *hugs* so what's going on otherwise? I'm doing allright, but not really good. Not having too much fun in some things! But otherwise all right I spose! How goes your incessant traveling? haha...and ton famille? all well I hope!! How's work? and....strawberries? had any strawberries lately? hmm....and my dear, I've forgotten your birth date, yet again! aghies!!! woah...away I must go! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 16:55, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Very good! I can't talk much now but leave me a message! I demand this of you! I haven't given you much to go off of....ask me questions then...good ones!!!! Byes!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:35, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I can't talk now but guess what????!!! I can get on from Friday through Saturday!!! Are you free any time during then??? And I can probly call you then too!

JOYS!!!!!

Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:35, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

My dear...[edit]

I must ask you, in what way do you like me? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:25, 15 October 2007 (UTC)


well, I've just handed the option to you! I'm just a wonderer!

Just give me all of the directions possible then! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:21, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

fair enough sir, I do suppose it is in much the same way. One cannot always be sure. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 16:35, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I do wonder what you are enquiring of, I have asked you many questions and recieved tons of yes's! Please specify dearest, unless of course you wish to not display such information on this. yes, yes. I look forward to your response as it will help determine this! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:20, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't mind, go ahead and write it, if I don't want it their I will erase it! no apologies needed!

yes, yes very true, I did not think. though I don't people care that much :). Anyway, not really as I'm somewhat needed in an odd way. Mais, I don't know really. sigh! I've gotta be here for a couple of friends, not having a good time. I guess its a silly reason...sigh again! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:57, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

yes,I suppose I would.Mais, you would easily change your mind about wanting me. hmm...I must find a time to talk to you live-like...hmm...closest time would probly be next weekend...Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 11:44, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

you shall see...or rather hear. I'll probly be able to call and/or write at you in more of a speedy fashion this weekend. Mayhaps. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 15:50, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

yes! but I wasn't able to do it! i'm so sorry! really! I'll be trying to get on really hard on the next weekend or...next week sometime. I shall try. I'm really sorry... Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 15:40, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

*starts yet another thingy*[edit]

what's up? I haven't been on in a while have I! well....I spose that'll have to be okay...I'm not up to much right now. just saying hi. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:16, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Really?[edit]

aawww! wolf! *glomps* very sweet! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:23, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

and what do these voices say to you? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 15:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Birthdayness[edit]

why thankee wolf! no worries, the fact that you said anything at all is great! loves!

Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 16:28, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Why am I banned?[edit]

Seriously I was banned off IRC for no reason. -- http://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/bc/Gay2.gifCartoonDiablohttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/b/bc/Gay2.gif

We have a "no gay sigs" policy. 04/13 20:56
Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad, but your sig is "the gayest sig that ever gayed." Sorry, dude, but these things happen.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 21:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

!!!![edit]

Hey Wolf!!! How are you?? I haven't been able to talk to you in forever!! sorry..! well! I am quite bored at the moment! And as you've chosen to delete it for some silly reason-- here this is again..cuz you need it!

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

delete it again if you will, but I am persistent! Bye Wolf!! <3! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Hehe! thats alright! I shall begin timestamping! I never really think of it! on with the stamping!! agh! aways! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 16:57, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I will if i can! Its hard to here!! aghies!! I hope I can...this computer is a freak...The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

) thankee! :) Things are alright! I haven't much to do. But I'm working on that! how are you? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

What happened?????? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

omg!!!!Many all close together! thats weird! and bad.... is your back alright? ugh....I would not like that...makes you feel good about other drivers! I hope you are okay then...so they hit you and drove off? interesting...smart people they are...NOT...agh...The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 17:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

You seem to have bad luck with cars trying to hurt you!!! I'm glad your all right then! I'm not up to much. There isn't much to do! I'm going to a skiing resort this weekend with some of my friends...but I don't ski so i don't know if that will work out... Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:43, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

hey!! quite beautiful flag!!!! snow, snow, snow, no new snow, but the old stuff is still there, tall as usual. how bout over there? much of anything? Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 18:55, 26 February 2007 (UTC)


WOLF!!!!! You haven't left me a message in a long time, so I figured I'd leave you one! How have you been? yeah.... Talk to you soon I hope! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 13:13, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm really sorry! I never get to check my email :( I'll have to fix that! I hope that you'll be happy where you are though! I hope you are. That's all that's important. :) I hope I'll get to talk to you soon. :) Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 13:16, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh yes, and I've thrown a snowball for you :), and I love strawberries!!!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 13:21, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

ahhhh! what's up my friend!I haven't written to you in quite a while! how goes the battle? yay!!!!! Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm so glad things are going well for you! I'd love a new place to live!! I'm doing alright too, not much though Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 12:19, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Hugs[edit]

Cookie.jpg flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.
You could, and it wouldn't make me want to desysop you. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:31, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Seriously, what's with all these pointless bans?[edit]

Benson and Nin were banned indefinitely for things they already were banned for. I don't get what all this is about. Frankly, if you read, you seem to be killing a popular injoke that people don't want to see die. I mean, one ban per offense is okay, but double jepopardy is just crazy. If you read anything, you'd know that these people care about Uncyc and treat it seriously. "Gobshitery above and beyond any semblance of reason?" I don't get it. Benson has been reasonable. Frankly, I really don't know what to say anymore, as I am basically in tears. Benson was unbanned, and you just banned him right away again for no real reason. It's like you're saying only insane n00bs like Benson, when that's simply not true. Many of us have reverted vandalism and helped Famine out, and even written some decent articles. I feel like a part of Uncyc has just died. I also feel unwanted here simply because I worship Benson, regardless of the work I do to make this place better. I was even planning on submitting a PLS article, but now I don't know. I need some words of encouragement.

Please, please, please don't be offended or disrespected by what I'm saying. You're a great admin, and I seriously want this to end in a way we'll all be happy. I've been trying hard to stop people from complaining about little things, but now they've been banned. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:34, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

No offense taken. I've considered Benson a troublemaker worthy of banning since...well, the first time I came in contact with him. The only reason he, Nin, and Nerd42 survived was because we didn't consider spewing crap a big enough offense to warrant a ban. Basically, if someone has a gobshite award, they're treading a thin line on the very edge of being banned, but haven't broken a rule big enough to get banned permanently (most have a string of smaller bans).
I thought, "Well, if he really wanted to be banned, why don't I make his wish come true?" In essence, I was honoring him by banning him forever. Now, I just hope that all the noise will die down, since there is no guy to worship anymore. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.06:43


Part of what I think you're seeing is a growing frustration among at least some admins as our current activities continue to depart from what Uncyclopedia is supposed to be all about - a satirical encyclopedia of misinformation and lies. It's not "make-a-shitty-wiki-gamecyclopedia", "make-an-obnoxious-sig-and-spam-it-everywherecyclopedia" or "be-a-complete-random-spaz-in-the-forumscyclopedia". It's not "pretend-to-be-a-god-and-gather-followerscyclopedia" nor "y'all-watch-me-make-out-with-dramacyclopedia". This is Uncyclopedia, and so much of what is going on now does nothing to further our cause.
There are plenty of places on the internet to be a spaz and make an ass of yourself in their forums. There are plenty of places where you can spew out Random Insanity and post strange ideas. There's only one good place to post quality satire of an encyclopedic nature, and that's here. If we flood the place with all this other stuff, we lose what makes this website different from all the rest. Call this a back-to-basics movement, if you will. 01/18 22:31

I give up.[edit]

If anyone needs me, I'll be writing a PLS entry. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:18, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

If more people did this, there'd be a lot more love here at Uncyclopedia. 01/19 00:21

Aha![edit]

This is getting WAY to serious for a wiki... As such...

AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
QUARK.
Admins don't deserve Subatomic Particles...

Enjoy --http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/AtomDsig.png 19:56, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you kindly, sir. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.19:58

A gift from Benson[edit]


Benson 03:44, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage[edit]

Newcookie.gif Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twenty from my free cookie giveaway

IRC[edit]

Yeserday, you banned me (HanSolo) on IRC. Er, was it because of my link to Encyclopedia Dramatica? Welll, actually, we got on the topic of ED and Uncy, and then we got on the topic of Pain Sereis, and DiZtheGreat wanted to see. I linked 'im to a page that wasn't Pain Series, and told DiZ to search for it if he wanted to see it. Can I get an un-block? If not, can you give me a reason? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:43, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Right To Slaughter Act[edit]

Hello Dawg, I wrote this article but have now realised that it is completely unfunny and should be deleted. Could you please help obliterate it? Many thanks, --Hydraton31 12:46, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Somebody actually wants my help? Did the system just fall apart?[edit]

I should be (kinda) available to help out on the top secret global domination plan you have set up for me. --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 01:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Please change my name[edit]

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:17, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

I can't change your nick, sorry. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.08.23.17:10

Sorry, I thought bureaucrat in any wiki can change usernames. Who can change names then? And what's the difference between ordinary admins and bureaucrats in Uncyclopedia? --Edmund the King of the Woods! 02:54, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

I don't believe they can anywhere, but I'm not sure. Could be an extension. We have the power to make sysops and bureaucrats, in addition to sysop powers. We are all admins. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.09.05.21:22
Staff can do it. You can find staff here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 21:03 Sep 05, 2007

Thank you. But anyway, is there a place where I can post my request? There're so many staffs, I feel it's troublesome to talk to them one by one! Please give me the link if there is such place, thank you. --Edmund the King of the Woods! 06:20, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Please read this, and then post on my talk page if you want to continue. Thanks. -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 17:33, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

A moment of your time?[edit]

Hi, i'm trying to find good stuff for the Uncyclopedia:Bureaucrats article to save it from being deleted. I figured that an interview with an actual bureaucrat would fit in nicely. Would you mind one? If not, thank you for reading this. Conniving 19:22, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you kindly for your answers. I added them as soon as I saw them. Conniving 03:16, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

My IRC ban[edit]

Hello. On Saturday night, you banned me from the Uncyclopedia IRC channel for namedroping you excessively. As much as my Namedropping probaly required that i be kicked because i namedroped everyone in the channel twice. However, when I apologized to you shortly after, you stated that i did it multiple times, and then proceeded to ignore my remarks. I come here today to beg of you to lift the ban, with the reason that I am not normally a disruptive member of the chatroom and several of the other members of the channel will vouch for me. Also, if you unban me, I can promise to never namedrop you again, unless a situation arises that I actualy need your help for something. Thank you for (hopefully) reading my comments. Sincerly, General And Min. THEDUDEMANhttp://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 17:01, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

You actually didn't need to ask - I unbanned you before I even read this. Cheers. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.10.30.01:03

n00bs[edit]

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:52, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says--Æ 19:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Xmas[edit]

Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 03:54, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas! --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 05:21, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

insulting page[edit]

I have found a page that has been featured caled Holucast tycoon. by featureing it the uncyclopedia is suporting racism.

REMOVE IT!

--Clipspaper 22:35, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Hardly. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/c/c5/Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.12.27.07:20
I think its better to support racism than bad grammar and spelling. At least that's what Uncle Adolf always told me.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

sHUT Up nOW! --Clipspaper 22:10, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Uncle Adolf is going to get you. Resistance is futile! --Dexter111344 22:13, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

People's Republic of China[edit]

Some fucking idiot messed things up big time. This is how the article use to look with my last edit and my many contributions to a developing article:

http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=People%27s_Republic_of_China&diff=2716816&oldid=2716786

Now go to the page; some complete pro-Communist-China douchebag edited the page to make THE ENTIRE THING SERIOUS, ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS AND BORING. Yes, I'm serious, it looks like it's straight out of - gasp - WIKIPEDIA! No joke.

So I went to the edit page to show this guy what-for, and realized uncyclopedia doesn't have an "undo" option like wikipedia. There is way too much crap to wade through in order to fix this gigantic mess he created. Can you handle this asshole? You seem like a responsible administrator who knows what to do with douchebags like this.--PericlesofAthens 01:29, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Your IRC Requested Image[edit]

PopeBasketball.png

SCREAMO[edit]

Is anyone here have a background knowledge about "screamo"?

I wanna make an article about it.. :D


Other than the fact that it rocks? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 00:08,2June,2009

Who is Splintersag?[edit]

Who is "splintersag", and why does he have a line in your page? - Splintersag 21:44, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Happy New Years Wolf! :-) I hope to talk to you sometime soon.

You're a racist[edit]

Racist Yank bitch. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 00:07,2June,2009

Agreed. Staircase CUNt 01:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, you two are just running headlong into a month long ban. What is this about exactly? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
It's a joke. I was talking to him on UN:CHAT and he was making Italian jokes. Trust me, it's all in good fun. Right Wolf/Dawg? Stiarcase was there too, and so was Mhaille, so he will vouch for me. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 21:18,2June,2009
Ya, it's nothing serious. We were all crackin some jokes on IRC and having a jolly time. Some of us had to leave, so we started up here again. Staircase CUNt 21:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Dawg has a sense of humor? That's new O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Apparently. It was the 1st time I met the guy, so maybe not. Maybe he really is racist. But thank you Mordillo. It was decent of you to ask what it was about before jumping into ban-mode. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 21:30,2June,2009
Ya, I didn't want to get banned again. Staircase CUNt 21:48, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Me neither. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:23,2June,2009
Ya. It sucks, unless it is like 8 seconds. Do you want to ban me for eight seconds? Staircase CUNt 22:24, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
That's what the FFS is for. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:27,2June,2009
Ah, I see. SOmeone should nom me, because I'm a bastard. Staircase CUNt 22:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Did it before you typed that. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 22:32,2June,2009
Good thing, I voted for myself. How long do you get banned for? Staircase CUNt 22:40, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know like a few seconds up to about a minute. I haven't been banned by that though, so don't trust me. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 23:04,2June,2009
Well, it shouldn't be that bad then. When do they ban you? Staircase CUNt 23:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. I've been nommed for about 3 weeks now. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:02,3June,2009
Well, you did get banned.Staircase CUNt 02:04, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Banned? When? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:08,3June,2009
Right after you left that blurb on Zim's talk page. You just asked deserved what? Well, you got banned for two hours. Staircase CUNt 02:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
And I missed it? I better go leave another blurb, whatever the hell that means. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:12,3June,2009
Comment, dummy head. Staircase CUNt 02:13, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Ouch. Dummy head? I don't know if I'll be able to recover from that one. Damn. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:19,3June,2009
I left another message for Zim, (maybe I really am asking for it) that I hope will straighten all of this annoying shit once and for all. I've already entered other dramathons before, and I survived, so here's to a peaceful ending. Let me buy you a beer. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:28,3June,2009
Actually, I read your thing to Zim. Inspiring. Staircase CUNt 02:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I was hoping it would be. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:43,3June,2009
Well, for me it was at least. And thanks for the cookie! Staircase CUNt 02:44, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Any time. Well, not any time, cause cookies can get expensive. Meet me in UN:CHAT for a few minutes. Talking like this gets a bit dull. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png Don http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b6/AAN.jpg/15px-AAN.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/Oberst.jpg/20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/93/Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg/15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg/19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/55/TMMAN.jpeg/15px-TMMAN.jpeg http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/ba/Missmurder.jpeg/20px-Missmurder.jpeg http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fc/SCBBQGPOS.jpg/15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:47,3June,2009

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