User talk:Deletemerightnow

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Oh Dear...[edit]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Deletemerightnow, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  User:Frosty/sig3 22:57, October 22, 2011 (UTC)


Also as I look back again at your message, I notice something else. I said that I'm of Irish, German, French, Moldovan and Indian descent. Actually, that's wrong, I'm really of Irish, German, Moldovan and French-Canadian descent, really. (I'm not of Indian descent at all.) How about you? Do you got some Danish in you, because that would explain a few things. :) User:Matthlock/sig2 19:34, July 5, 2012 (UTC)