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FUNNY OR NOT. (THIS IS)
ANY SUCH MESSAGES WILL BE SHOVED DOWN THE SUBMITTER'S THROAT.


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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Delegates of the World, I Welcome Thee!
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Can't upload file[edit]

Diz, I made an mp3 file to tryout for your e-band, but it's too big to upload to uncyc (I can't upload it either to uncyc or to my wikia wiki). Could you give me an e-mail address so I can e-mail the mp3 to you? Thanks. --Hrodulf 02:14, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If we meet on IRC I'll pm it to you. It's just that I don't like putting my e-mail out in public. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, that's a better idea, I'll DCC it. I did post a small portion of it on the Phase II page for the e-band, but I have to rerecord and reupload it because the level is really low. --Hrodulf 21:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

OUROBOROS2[edit]

HERE IS MORE KITTIES:

cAAAAAAAAAAAAAt!

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 16:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

OUROBOROS[edit]

ouroboros cat pwnz

enjoyz. I know it is technically two cats, but who cares. They are munchin' on each other's butts, much like our lord, Ouroboros, the butt-munchin deity.
--so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 11:41, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Ouroboros Rituals[edit]

Ouroboros Scarification.jpg

Premier Tom Mayfair03:03, 05 June 2007

Lol, that's fucking awesome. Hope that thing in His mouth is the tongue...--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:12, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm Children[edit]

Walgreen33.jpg The Premier has awarded you a coupon
for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of
3 children at equal or lesser value!!
Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured.
In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!!
Offer Expires 12/21/2012

Premier Tom Mayfair 02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

...[edit]

DiZ, i'll join Ouroborofest IF I can be loyal to BOTH. If not, forget it. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Damn...why are you making this so difficult??? Ok, I'll level with you. First, read up on Ouroboros, do a little research, and see if you don't change your mind. If not, then fine, you can be loyal to both. But if you come to Ouroborofest, you get the leftover donuts. Deal? --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
OK. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! I HAVE BEEN SWAYED BY THIS, DRAGON REPRESENTING THE CYCLE OF LIFE! HAIL OUROBOROS! Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines P.S. LOOK DOWN.

More.

LATE APRIL FOOL! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Join me[edit]

Join me in my quest to turn Uncyclopedia from Content free into Contents free.--User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 06:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Err, what?. Hey, weren't you the guy who nominated me for FFS???--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Yep! XD. --User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 10:48, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Woot, it worked.--User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 06:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY[edit]

I'll give you some of the stuff I was on when I wrote PHNURR! if you'll change your vote. My greetings to Ouroboros. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Ouroboros[edit]

Here's a first try at an animated Ouroboros. It's the full resolution of the image (squared up to 270 X 270 px) and 8 frames. It's about 275 kb, which is a bit large. I would expect the file size to go down dramatically if we shrink the image down to, say, 150 X 150 px. That would make it load faster. I'll try that in a bit.

Ouroboros wobbles a bit because the crests on his head have to clear the edges of the frame as he turns, and because he's not a perfect circle -- his tummy is fat and his tail and neck are skinny. He would turn more smoothly at, say, 16 frames instead of 8 frames...but that will boost the file size back up. We will see what else we can do with the magnificent Ouroboros. ----OEJ 22:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

OuroborosX1.gif
WOW, that looks awesome! The wobble is hardly noticeable, but I wouldn't want to make the file size any larger than it has to be. You can try uploading the smaller version, then we'll see which is best; but it looks great as it is now. Thanks a bunches, Jack. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.[edit]

120px-Olivin Zahnstein.jpg Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. 120px-Olivin Zahnstein.jpg
And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Inner Circle[edit]

Seeing as I, Zerotrousers, completed your primary wish of destroying contents, could i please be granted access to your inner circle?--User:Zerotrousers» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 09:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Anyone is welcome into my inner circle, they just have to add their name here. You didn't even have to destroy Contents, but it helps. :-) --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:19, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Wow! Now that is a great accomplishment! Removing contents! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I want to be a part of your inner circle, but here says there isn't enough room and I should post on your talk page. Neox 23:20, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

What do you think[edit]

User:Uncyclopedian/Under Construction/The Uncyclopedia Cliche War Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:33, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Just Reading....[edit]

DiZ, I'd have to, no joke, be able to be just as loyal to Ouroboros as i am to deepthroat. Good luck in getting the word out.--Math Poet 00:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Math Poet. I appreciate you finding Ouroboros in your own way, but there's no problem with you being loyal to deepthroat, too. Ouroboros is all people's religion, whether they know it or not. Oh, and just so you know, Hinoa is pissed right now. He doesn't want to hear anything about Ouroboros, and he has admin powers, so I think I'll have to comply. But my talk page will always be home base if anyone, including you, wishes to discuss His Majesty the Inexorable. Just letting know, and thanks again. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Just hope you don't get banned by Famine, and you will be fine. I still can't find *CENSORED SO HINOA WON'T BAN MY ASS*, but I don't think I will. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Ouroboros is everywhere, if you just take the time to look for Him. Or rather, look into yourself. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:08, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

DiZ[edit]

You have donations! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Appreciation[edit]

113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50.jpg Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!


Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 12:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

<Teleports DiZ to dungeon> <Jumps into pit full of grues> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Protection[edit]

Goobf.jpg RapeShielded
Olipro has awarded you his Get out of Bumrape Free card
Consider yourself lucky

Congratulations for earning it.

I have a feeling you're going to need this :P --Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry[edit]

Sorry about moving your forum post into your user space.--Scott 07:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Windows Desktop[edit]

Unfortunately, I have Windows VISTA. It's one of the default settings you can choose.

That's a shame. I really wanted that design. :-( --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:23, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Reply to wonderful Desktop theme answer thing.[edit]

U CAN'T HAVE IT!

This theme is called Windows Aero. It can be found only in teh amazing newz Windows Vista. LOL! Capercorn 02:16, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Long time no talk[edit]

Hey, DiZ. <locks DiZ's castle>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:37, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:41, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

And last, but not least,

orb-N This user is a native speaker of Ouroboros.

. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

New babel box. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

That is awesome. I'm going to use it immediately!!!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:11, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Math Poet[edit]

I was honored to be admitted as an honorary member of your inner circle. and i've never been anyone's mentor and advisor before, but i'm honored by that too. just try not to be full of shit. you know how important this is to me. and play nice.  :) --Math Poet 13:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I hate shit, too. I'll try to keep it real, and thanks for accepting the honor. I only invite my closest friends to be honorary members, and I figured you were long overdue. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:10, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
check out my talk page for your tribute. and i was damn glad to do it. i hope you like it.--Math Poet 01:34, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Capture the Flag[edit]

I challenge you to a game of Game:Capture the Flag. Bottom game, Invitation Only. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

You might be interested in this[edit]

Pretty good collaberative article. UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Ah yes, I found out about it today on IRC. Imagine my surprise to find out I was actually a rich, pipe-smoking German all this time. I must say, good show. :-) --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

What's up? I see there's an inner circle of yours, and I want in. That may seem ghey, but I'm not ghey, nor am I gay, just needy. Anyway, could you work something out? I thought we clicked on IRC.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but at the moment, it is filled up. However, you can still join. You have two choices: either I can raise the number of servants per Primary Order member to 4 instead of 3, and you become a member of the Secondary Order (still an honorable and noble position), or I can make you an Honorary member. As an honorary member, you get the same recognition as an official member, and you can still use the {{User Hall Hero}} userbox; but you don't get an epithet or rank. It's your call, tell me what you wanna do. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:24, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll take the honorary rank. That way, I don't have to exert effort.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:39, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Haha, ok. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:42, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

FatAlbert.png
So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:11, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Adding an Image to an Article[edit]

If you don't mind educating a new user a bit; How does one go about adding an image to an article? 206.188.56.24 19:17, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, most of these things you learn as you go, but I'll give you a quick lesson:
  1. Make sure the image is already uploaded. I'm sure you know how to do that; if not, you can ask me and I'll help you too.
  2. Use two brackets [[ and ]] and place Image:imagename.xxx inside the brackets (imagename being the name of the image, .xxx being the format, .jpg, .png, .gif, et cetera).
  3. Use the descriptions thumb, right, left, etc. to format the image, and place pipes ( | ) between them. Thumb makes the image a standard size, right or left aligns the image to the right or left of the page, and 200px makes the image 200 pixels wide (200 is just an example, you can use any number).
  4. Use one more pipe, then place the caption if you want one.
  5. So, in the end, it should end up something like [[Image:Ouroboros.png|thumb|left|200px|This is an example.]]

Which will end up looking like this on the page:

This is an example.

Hello...[edit]

Hello DiZ. I am sorry Scout Insineratehymn is going troll on your Name that bang thing. Please accept my apologies. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, but really, it's no problem. I've handled worse than Insineratehymn before. While I don't know if he's being serious or not, I find it sort of amusing to go along with it. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review[edit]

Just so you know, I left tips on the article page in the talk section. Hope it helps! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:01, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Bundle[edit]

HowTo.jpg
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, DiZ! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2.JPG
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Boy, you're a helpful 'un, aren't ya?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:08, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for against her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.



Thanks[edit]

Thanks a Bundle
Alfred.jpg Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO.PNG
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:37, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie![edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

It's already 4th of July in my time zone so..[edit]

Stand Up, Whipe yer Nose, take off your Hat... and sing Star Spangl... CHRISTIAN MAGICKCK!!!!!!!

Now! Show some respect damnit!

(This public service announcement was brought to you by Internets. In case of confusion, consult with the documentation before asking. Also, spread this message to at least twenty (20) of your peers within the next 24 hours (keeping the links intact is imperative), or else a little girl in Bangladesh dies AND your family will suffer the most terrible fate, although the worst part will be left for you!!11! Pasting only the links into different chat programs does not count, but may add bonus points/compensation for close friends who otherwise might fail to achieve the goal of at least twenty (20) forwards.)


Apecat 22:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Apecat, you're scaring me. D:
But you remembered! Now I feel bad for not doing anything for itsenäisyyspäivä...Happy Non-specific Nation's Day of Political and Economic Independence from Oppressive Monarchal Rule to you as well! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:17, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

'Ello[edit]

So DiZ, am I still the Band Driver? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:53, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

We'll be cruising in this German Boxer APC here. I have yet to place the Ouroboros on it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Sure! We need someone to drive us from bar mitzvah to bar mitzvah, don't we? Well, for now that's all we've got. Hey, how 'bout being our roadie, too? I mean, you don't expect the band to set up their own equipment, do you? That would be preposterous! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Why not. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

GAH! I'M SPEAKING![edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:01, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'[edit]

Potato Salad.JPG The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:51, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Quick! Look over there![edit]

<cough>And not here.</cough>

I Is Glad For Your Support[edit]

Hey DiZ, Garm finally got featured...& I haven't forgotten your input & images! Hard to believe it's been almost a year since we worked on it...--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 05:28, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

What's next for the band thing?[edit]

The band's been chosen, what should we do next? I have a few original songs we could try; my main problem is that I hear or see awesome music in my dreams then wake up and it's all gone, but I did write a few good songs and if I just start playing a guitar (I pretty much just do chords right now, havn't had a lesson in awhile) I sometimes can come up with a decent song, even if it is a little twisted on occasion. --Hrodulf 21:24, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh uh, damn. See, dude, I never really meant to actually make a real eBand or anything. It was just a little joke done a whim... After all, I posted it on the BHOP, and it's an "Ouroboric Gospel power metal" band. I mean, come on. I don't even have the equipment to do that sort of thing. Hope you didn't get your hopes up or anything...If you really want to, you should start your own band. Sorry again, maybe I should've said it weren't for real. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:48, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
O really now? /me runs DiZ over in the German APC, replaces the Ouroborus vynll with BENSON --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:02, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I feel stupid. I feel even stupider that I'm still permabanned from dA and will probably stay that way. I guess I'm stupid. --Hrodulf 19:52, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Actually, dA unbanned me. But I still feel stupid about the band thing. --Hrodulf 14:43, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Aw don't feel stupid. Look at it as a learning experience. Now if anyone comes to you looking to start an Ouroboric Gospel power metal eBand, you'll know better. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:48, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Re: Is this your idea of a practical joke?![edit]

Yes. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 03:00, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations![edit]

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:28, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Oooh, a shiny template![edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:03, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

/me sits and shuts up[edit]

*awkward silence as Ljlego waits to thank you for your vote in WotM*-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:02, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm guessing you want me to vote for you as Writer of the Month...--Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:07, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Er....I already won. You voted for me. I was just following the order at the top of your talk page. I hope he doesn't kill me....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:10, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Don't worry, you shall be spared, for I have naught but pity for your kind. <pats Ljlego on head caringly> Frankly, I did not remember voting at all, but I see now that indeed, it was as such. Congratulations, Ljlego. Surely you have Ouroboros' blessings. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:19, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Me iz teh sadness...[edit]

Goodbye DiZ, I hope I didn't cause you to leave Uncyclopedia... :( --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NO!! 00:47, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

lolwut?[edit]

why did you leave diz? who is going to fill #uncyc with beautifully writen pr0n now? WHO?!

DiZ, oh DiZ...[edit]

I miss you, oh humble one. So do your peers. Please come back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:55, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

n00bs for thought[edit]

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit]

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

Yarr[edit]

Heh, haven't done much uncycl. in a while. Thx for making my wikipedia user talk look like myspace ;) Apecat 22:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

n00b[edit]

I'm a n00b to this place, so. Foper

Baby come back[edit]

You can blame it all on me. But srsly, I miss you. Hope all is going well. <3 -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 18:04 Mar 2 2010