User talk:Drifter

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Welcome![edit]

Hello, Drifter, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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The thought it there though, I assure you. Besides, make an enemy of THINKER and you'll be swifty crushed and discarded. I have legions. ;) --THINKER 01:52, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Deviousdan[edit]

Hello! Hello? Are you on the internet right now? Hello. REPLY DAMN YOU!! Oh, right. $2000 dollars. Hmmm. Maybe... oh, of course!! Perhaps you'll log in at lunch in the library!! But how do I make sure you notice? I mean, without actually arriving at school... BEN!!! GO TO THE INTERNET AT SCHOOL AND READ THIS!! Or HAVE SOMEONE READ IT FOR YOU!! Did my yelling work? Ah, fuck it. Fuck you. You fucktard. Fucking bitch is what you are. Nice talking. Reply to this and I'll give you a cookie. Javascript: Give the funny man a cookie. Did that work? oohh, damn it! *Yeah, that was me. My bad.

--Comix, Inc. 00:01, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Drifter[edit]

Oh right sorry bout that i was to bored to give a fuck... sorry... im afraid i will have to go home and do nothing again... good night!

OH NOES[edit]

Look out! BURN! is going to be deleted unless you make it funny! That really does suck, dunnit? --Andy the Idiot 02:55, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I can help. If you would like, I can move it to youe Userspace. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:56, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Drifter Says Something[edit]

Hey man thanks for the info.. um if you could next time you see it if it is still crap could u put it on my user page and i shall make it better and stuff but if it is up to uncyclopedia standards then leave it there i mean i did edit it

Hey Drifter[edit]

Deviousdan was NUKED. Sorry about that, it happens all the time. Also, sign your votes using the signature button avobe the edit box. Also, IF your article gets deleted... I made a copy in userspace. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:04, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

OK thanks for the info and stuff i shall use that for future times.. --Drifter 04:06, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. I'm welcome to help out new editors. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:08, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Re: Thank You[edit]

No problem, helping out is what I do :) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:19, 3 August 2007 (UTC)


Question[edit]

Yeah dont mind me not being logged in but it is me drifter... did you guyz delete the Need for weed pages? if so how come? werent they funny? --Private Drifter Bennington 00:54, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

No. They weren't funny at all. The community decided it as a whole, anyway. --Dexter111344 00:55, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

dangit... ah well its not intirly my fault deviousdan wrecked it too... and dont say 'oh yes blame the banned guy' --Private Drifter Bennington 05:14, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh yes, blame the banned guy. Hey. I worked on the Need for Weed pages, and if anything I made them funny. If we should blame anyone, its your stupid idea. Oh, well. I think I'm part of the GRue army now, which is awesome - plus, my The Chaser's War on Everything page is looking good. See you around, my old friend. --Andy the Idiot 10:41, 13 August 2007 (UTC) (The used-to-be-part-of-the-Deviousdan-group-but-not-anymore-cos-Deviousdan-can-suck-cartman's-balls guy) OMG, south park's on tonight. I should watch it

What you did on the UnNews main space[edit]

Is a big no no. And if Zim_ulator catches you, your life would be worth less than a dead mouse in a tampon factory. Behave! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 05:44, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

I have caught you, and I'm watching. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:43, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

D= noes... i didnt realise you were such a bad man D=> --Private Drifter Bennington 00:02, 26 September 2007 (UTC)


ELMO[edit]

Oh my God, how could you kill Elmo by using a Nigga beam (aka Shoop da Woop)? Also, Elmo is voiced by a big black guy anyway, so that's racist, and therefore should be changed. --Andy the Idiot 03:37, 29 August 2007 (UTC) CLICK HERE AND DIE!!