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“Wait a second. You're Elvis as well!”

~ Lord Byron on Sir Elvis

I want to give you an award[edit]

but your user page is locked

Banned Users[edit]

What happened to Banned Users' pages, I need to prove that Calum404 had socks? Undergroundlogo.JPGUnderground

Insane ultraconservative Catholic on the loose[edit]

Hi Elvis,

The same dope who kept putting factual information up on Pirate Nun is going around to Catholic-related pages and systematically blanking them. Apparently, is working out of the offices of the Opus Dei or something. Perhaps you can...take care of this little problem for us?

--UtarEmpire 06:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

WJU Wiki[edit]

I must admit that the idea has crossed my mind before. Unfortunately, the half-dozen or so of us who were the primary architects of the universe as it exists here on Uncyclopedia have since graduated from WJU, making the tasking of liaisoning with relevant officials difficult. I'm sure you've probably gleaned that WJU is not a big school my any stretch of the imagination (about 1,200 undergrads), and I think you'd agree that there would have to be a pretty strong response from both the undergrads and the IT guys/administration for a WJU Wiki to be vibrant and not dead. Although Uncyclopedia's WJU articles are very popular with the regular Joes at the college, I can't say I'd be convinced that an entire wiki devoted to WJU would be anything more than the work of two or three people and unheard of or unread by everyone else. Thanks for your suggestion, though! --UtarEmpire 22:41, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

Double Thanks[edit]

Thanks for protecting Mother Angelica. I think some poor soul has lost his/her sanity, thinking that Uncyclopedia is a joke site like Wikipedia is. --UtarEmpire 23:36, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

It should only be semi-protected so you should be able to edit it.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 23:48, 23 September 2006 (UTC)


Thank you for at least nominating me for sysop, even though not a single person voted for me. Maybe Ill have better luck in the next sysop session. Keep up all the good work, and keep down all the bad. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:12, 14 April 2006 (UTC)


Please leave the blocks for and up unless you are going to patrol this for us.

Was doing, but /16 is a HUGE range.
Hey, we've got to blocked, that's half a million IPs ( has it blocked too, for user page goatse).
Also: archive your talk page!
Also, why did you make that template?
Vandal created it as SPLAKA IS GAY!, In thought I'd subvert it (much more fun than just deleteding it), unfortunatly it appears that someone beat me to it.
Heh, k
Also: I deleted that image because someone was uploading tubgirl/goatse porn several times in a row and I didn't notice the filename matched an old one (but I reuploaded the pic of lenin, which was the last admin upload to that filename).
Realised but need to check where it's linked to before hitting huff on images.
Not when it is tubgirl and in a serial vandalism spree and I am trying to hit delete without letting it load ^_^. We really need an indication in the upload log when it isn't a new file being uploaded.
ALSO: enable email, I might have to tell you secret stuff, and you aren't in the chan often enough. 
I Thought it was?
ALSO: Note that the reason I restored this and this was because the user that blanked it was an IP'er and thus it looked like a subtle vandal attempt!!.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 08:18, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

--Splaka 05:21, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

So did I, I think, a few times. But I deleted them when the user logged in and requested it. --Splaka 08:23, 3 April 2006 (UTC)


Arr! you archived too much! *BITCH*WHINE* --Splaka 09:04, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Well add some more inane chat to make up for it.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 09:11, 3 April 2006 (UTC)


First I must ask your apology but my french is non-existant, hence my little speach is almost
certainly un-readable in french (it certainly is bablefished back into english). Anyway, if 
someone wants to correct it be my guest, call me at home if you havn't spotted what it's a 
parody of. Sorry -- Elvis

You are Winston Churchill, and I claim my peerage. Bonus points if you have spotted what the page as a whole is a parody of. And, I'd say the speech is a lot funnier uncorrected. --Confusius 13:53, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Well a Baronetcy do you or are you angeling for a Dukedom. Carlb already, blew the gaff so I can't in all honesty claim my points, also did you get it before or after I changed the last line?--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 14:02, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
He did what! Ah crud. Well, a few points for honesty anyway. I actually never saw your before version until you mentionned it, but I think I would have got it either way. --Confusius 13:53, 3 April 2006 (UTC) 15:07, 3 April 2006 (UTC) (Oh, and I'd rather be a baron than a duke. Yes I would. Yes I would.)


Thanks for adding my name to "Order of Uncyclopedia" --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 16:33, 27 April 2006 (UTC)


As you wisely suggested, I'm going to try to remain involved around here but in a semi-retirement capacity. I'm not sure what that will look like yet, given my obsessive amounts of editing at times. I think that it means I will continue to disappear peridically, but not advertise it. That's probably what I should have done this time, but I needed to make a very clear break from it in order to avoid crawling back to the assembly line after a week or so. I greatly appreciated the Rp: reskin. Thanks.  :) ~ T. (talk) 11:21, 1 May 2006 (UTC)


I was wondering about this award. There's someone I'd like to give it to (and have for some time) but I feel a bit apprehensive handing out awards that don't belong to me. Is the lack of specified criteria intentionally vague? Anyway, if Nerd's story about Uncyc qualifies, then this person's long tenure and contributions certainly do, I think.  :) ~ T. (talk) 01:40, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Well it's not actual mine eithier :-), yes the critieria are intentionaly vague I figure that admins should give out maybe 1 each per year MAXIMUM, although I think it should be for something in particular rather than general "goodness" (although this should obviously be taken into account) I intended the UotM for general "goodness" (or maybe UotY?).--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 23:18, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Elvis is in the building[edit] back? We've missed you.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Been effing busy at work and stuff, also it's been too hot to (web) surf and/or turn on computers (I've not read my personal email for about a month!!!). --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 13:59, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
You've not really missed that much, Benson, the Wikia takeover, same old stuff.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yer I noticed Benson on one of my drive-bys, ditto the wikia thing, but by the time I got there the disccusion were all a bit TLDR--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 14:06, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Well, you'd better get your ass back to work before they kick you out of the club....did you miss the big "desysop the lazy admins" push of a few months back? We lots bunches of old-timers there... 14:30, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Hence just ticking over every now and then :-) --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 14:34, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Whats the point of having laurels if you can't rest on them!--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 14:35, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

how do you become an admin?[edit]

how do you become an admin?--Mad paperclip 19:28, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

You don't become an Admin, they are carved out of cold, hard rock. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Don't listen to him. All you have to do is edit the user list and add yourself to the "sysop" group. Figuring out how to edit that page is the hardest bit, and that is actually the test to see if you have the skills to be an admin or not. 23:00, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
Chronarion solved the puzzle in 15 seconds, or so it is said. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:07, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
Actually, I was sculpted out of mashed potatoes, like in that movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but I've slowly hardened and darkened over time so as to resemble genuine rock. ~ T. (talk) 23:19, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

As a matter of fact, I do see a pattern forming![edit]

And it's the same old predictable pattern I've seen far too often here, Elvis. Is this supposed to be Wikipedia? Instead of simply ending the conflict, quietly, neatly, and permanently, you escalate it. Why do you do that? I really wish someone would tell me... It isn't funny anymore, is it? In my opinion, it stopped being funny 10 months ago.

The only effective way to administer a community like this is to always take the high road, no matter how much you resent having to do it, no matter how much you want to continue "sticking it to" the problem user, and no matter how much that user deserves it. There will always, always be people who disagree with you, and escalating the conflict isn't going to change their minds - just the opposite, in fact. But if that's what you insist on doing, the so be it. I won't have any further part in it.  c • > • cunwapquc? 15:56, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

<quote>I won't have any further part in it.</quote> Oh I wish that were true, but sure as eggs is eggs in a couple of months time you or Nin will start bitching about Euroipods yet a-fucking-gain, oh BTW I don't actualy think Euroipods is actual funny but I respect the decison made by people who have been here a lot longer and put a lot more work into uncyclopedia than eithier of you or Nin and for the record don't throw their rattle out of the pram when someone has a pop at them or takes the piss out of them (note: this isn't an exuse for you to trawl through a year or more of logs to find "proof" to disprove that ethier). FFS if you or Nin can't take some light hearted (which it certainly started as) pulling of leg then you really need to get a fucking life--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 18:21, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess I did sort of lie about that, didn't I? That's a pity. I mean, I suppose that if you hadn't been so needlessly insulting, offensive, and vulgar about it, I might have held myself to that statement... And of course, you don't seem to have even read the first part of it at all, based on your recent behavior. But I guess we'll just never know now, will we!
Anyway, I just wanted to apologize in advance for how embarrassing all of this is going to be for you over the next few days, weeks, and unless I miss my guess, months. I, obviously, have nothing much to lose here, but you... this "Uncyclopedia" thing is really important to you, isn't it? I honestly didn't mean for you to end up looking bad, but I realize now that you're not the sort who can loosen up, let go of the past, and generally act like a human being when challenged like that. In fact, until recently, I thought you were a fairly nice kid! Ahhh, well, we all make mistakes, I guess. Happy anniversary!  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:34, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

RAWRASDFASDFBBQ!!1(more cliche interspeak)[edit]

Damn you and the horse you rode in on. You have forever crushed my ego, and I will never vainly attempt to be funny from this moment on. I hope you're happy. But Seriously... yeah, I just noticed it at the welcome message of the IRC channel and decided to sign up, and when I wrote that summary ("SIGNED UP FOR FOLDING AT HOME GUYZ LIKE MY LAUNDRY LOLZ") I was just being stupid; I never thought someone would actually see it. You can imagine the shame I'm going through right now, I hope. --Anyone 16:34, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Har Ha! Now I own your soul (or something), I see everything ;-) --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 17:01, 19 October 2006 (UTC)


Um.... I cant figure out how to report vandalism (Uncyclopedia:Searching) for future reference how?

You can report vandals to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol, or if you see an active admin you can leave them a note about it. I've taken care of this one - thanks for your vigilance. —rc (t) 00:55, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

This page does not exist[edit]

Someone made it again... --Llama-Llover 06:25, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Looks like someone else huffed it--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 11:08, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


Can you revert my userpage? Vandalizing someone's userpage and locking it is just immature. --Nintendorulez | talk 02:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

If there was a lesson to be learned here, I think it's been enough days, so I've returned things to normal. Let's all play nice.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 03:02, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Not sure....[edit]

If this is of any interest to you? Started it months ago and never got around to finishing it. It was intended as a UK Portal page.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Holly cow!, I'll maybe look at it in a bit, I'm working on something even sillier at the moment.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 01:32, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
Yeah I know.....I watch every edit......and never sleep..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Another feather (?) for your cap?[edit]

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

As odd as it feels to do this (I should be in your order, not the reverse), I owe you a large debt. First, there's all the work you did before I ever arrived to make this place as magnetic as it is. Awards and recognition probably turned this place from a fledgling startup to the booming operation it is today. Second, nomming me for NotM made me feel appreciated, and that feeling has rarely left me since. Third, even when I was feeling completely burned out, you again offered a helping hand in suggesting semi-retirement. So I had a break, I came back, and got back to work. In times of stress I still take your advice and lurk, or just turn off the computer and forget about it. On days like today I get a boost from seeing you still here and adding new levels of bureaucracy (lol). I love this place. Thanks for making it what it is. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:03, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Wow Cool, of course all of the recent UmP stuff was simply to get a place in the order of lyons! (but don't tell anyone) honest, I don't really do much these days except lurk and stick my nose into places into places I'm not wanted on the Dump or IRC but the idea had been swimming around my head for a while and the thought of retired users being "kicked upstairs" and given a supposed honour appealed too much to me :-), Any suggestions on the appropriate post-nominal for the Order of Lyons, GRR maybe (like a lions growl?), OOL, MOL?--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 15:14, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Heh. Because it's a personal award, I actually didn't give much thought to a post-nominal abbreviation. OOL's just the name I gave the template, but it could work. If you've got a favourite, just start using it, and the rest of us will fall in line with it as we're wont to do. :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:52, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
And lets not forget taking the first UGOTM like a man, making it the much loved award that it is today. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


For this line:

<Elvis> Mhaille: Nah I'll I do is spork artilces form wp and change a few names and Un to fron of everything

Hope you don't get angry :) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 14:13, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Elvis smash--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 14:22, 1 December 2006 (UTC)


Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Hey, looks like someone beat me to it! Merry Christmas. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 18:15, 17 December 2006 (UTC)


Cookie.jpg flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.


Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 10:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey Elvis. Why don't you undelete User:Gm1121983? I'm the cyber bully here. —Flatts the Flounder 02:50, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Wolfpac 4 Life[edit]

I have no fucking idea who Big Boss 0 is. I came here with two things in mind:

1.) Vandalize the hell out of wikipedia!

2.) Stick it to the man!

So unblock me now! I wish to help you guys destroy wikipedia! But I need your help to do it so unblock me now! User: Wolfpac 1

Unused image[edit]

something you want to keep? or can I delete?, Thanks -- sannse esnnas 19:20, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Dunno could maybe go on Tory but it was more part of a failed experiemnt. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 02:25, 27 April 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Icons-flag-us.pngMchammer.gif 00:05, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Why belated thank you. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 16:29, 17 May 2007 (UTC)



I was recently going through Category:Articles to be merged and I ran across the article Darthvader which has been requested to be moved to Darth Vader. However, from what I can tell from the article, it seems to be a copy paste of Wikipedia's article on Adolph Hitler. I'm assuming this should be nominated for QVFD ? MadMax 04:51, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Since Elvis is often out performing, and doesn't always get messages on a timely basis, I've decided to step in here. Reverted back to your redirect, since the article was crap. You did the right thing with the redirect. 05/21 22:11

Lambic is not (NOT!) happy about having been banned![edit]

And is awaiting some explanation... Icons-flag-vl.png Icons-flag-jf.png Lambic HarkHark! 13:34, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Eh, what are you crapping on about, no-one has banned you!! (the fact you edited this page should be evidence enough)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM [email protected] (Petition) 09:57, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Welcome back![edit]

From your contribution patterns, it seems as if you've decided to come back to us, the humble Uncyclopedians. Good to see you back, always a pleasure to see the old sysops come back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:40, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Is this Article OK?[edit]

I wrote this article and it is related to cricket and I badly need someone to pee-review this. I'm afraid it might be deleted. Would you be kind to do it? (review, not delete) - Judgement Day.

No, but that's not the end of the world. See what I did there.... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)