User talk:EvilZak/archive1

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Posting on the top of the page, la la la la Hey! Anyone who watched Star Trek TNG would find that funny. Less is more my friend!

What was the problem exactly? You do know that she was vandalizing, right? --Marcos Malo 04:24, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The scissors article is a hoot! --KP 08:12, 30 Jul 2005 (UTC)

  • You really find that extremely funny? Or are you indirectly calling EvilZak a boob? --Marcos Malo 04:48, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

[1] I am officially never attempting to spell again. Thanks for the fixes :) --Paulgb Talk 18:08, 2 May 2005 (EDT)

This is about cruft before you wonder. Why the HELL do you people care? Look around most of the articles that are shown on the random page are neither satrical, or very long at all. I don't quite know what we did to you, oh wait, I think I do. Are you still mad about those blanked pages? Well, they are back aren't they? DrkDragon isn't really a bad guy. He just doesn't like snobbish people like you. Everybody else that hates cruft is at least cool about it. You on the other hand are not. do you have some deep rooted childhood issues? Tell them to DrkDragon1313 and stop being so vehemtly opposed to cruft, after all we're friendly!

  • Nothing says "we're friendly!" quite like "which people like Rcmurphy and EvilZak do not posses the brain cells to comprehend." Yeah, you guys are real friendly, so here's an equally friendly reply: FOAD. Nice accusation of "deep rooted childhood issues" by the way; yes, I listed Cruft on VFD because of something that happened when I was six, good job Sherlock. --EvilZak 21:17, 17 May 2005 (EDT)
    • Wow, your now classified as an asshole. I guess you don't understand the meaning of JOKE! Oh well. You'll die someday, which is a comfort.
      • Yes, I obviously don't understand the meaning of the word "joke"; that's why I frequently contribute jokes to Uncyclopedia all the time, dumbass. By the way, speaking of "deep rooted childhood issues", does your taking comfort from others' deaths stem from such or is it a more recent mental issue? Just wondering. --EvilZak 19:01, 22 May 2005 (EDT)

On a lighter note I proposed you for sysop given the current spam wave it'll be a lot quicker if you can just ban em directly and/or delete the crap they produce rather than having to blank em, if your not up for it, remove my suggestion Uncyclopedia:Community Portal#SysOps --Elvis 10:40, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

Thanks for the heads-up re: mass vandalism. It's taking ages to clear up though, sorry I didn't get to them earlier. Get yourself opped lad, we need your sort on side! --Machinecurse 02:03, 31 May 2005 (EDT)

Yes, thanks! Now I'm kicking myself for spending the last few hours watching movies. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! I just voted for your Op-eration. --Rcmurphy 02:16, 31 May 2005 (EDT)

3RR is great! --Paulgb Talk 01:13, 2 Jun 2005 (UTC)

SysOpped by divine intervention. --Sophia 00:33, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Heh, Zak, Swedish should probably redirect to Sweden and not Switzerland... Seeing as how they probably don't speek Swedish in Switzerland ^_^. I'd change it myself, but I'd like to make sure that you meant to do what you did, rather than just blindly change it. --PantsMacKenzie 13:56, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)

The GameFAQs page wasn't acting as a guestbook. If you had already had some of the people from before write their names on it, why is it bad if ONE OTHER PERSON adds their name and a reference to GameFAQs? I mean, it's shouldn't be that big of a deal to-- Whatever. I hate talking to moderators of "Anyone can edit! Go on and do it! We won't condescend against you!" sites. The Dopefish 14:44, 13 August 2005 (UTC)

I didn't have anyone write their names on the page. I didn't even know there was anyone doing it until I removed it. (It's not that I'm not omnipotent, it's just that I chose not to use my omnipotence, out of my own free will, for the whole time it was there. Yeah.) In any event, a big list of usernames isn't funny no matter how long it's been there, so it isn't appropriate for this site.


Sorry about getting rid of those links, it was a mistake on my part. I mistakenly thought that they had been put there by the vandal, I'll make sure to take a closer look next time. --Malleus 05:11, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I.P. Blocking

Numerous of the IPs associated with these public terminals seem to be blocked for some reason. One for vandalising help:howto and india, another for digimon. Please remember that these are public machines, so other users of Uncyclopedia are unnecessarily blocked out.

The problem is that there's no real way to avoid that. The bans will be lifted eventually, and people can post. If accounts are made, the accounts themselves can be banned, but IP's are a bit more ambiguous. --PantsMacKenzie 03:35, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)

In addition, no warnings were received regarding 16page2

Warnings are rarely, if ever, given. If something like blanking or vandalism or spamming occurs, we feel it's our right to take care of it. I don't know what the situation was, but I'll look into it. --PantsMacKenzie 03:39, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Upon further review, warnings were given. multiple times. If people would check out the recent changes page as opposed to just restating their edits when something they don't like is done, it might be better for all. --PantsMacKenzie 03:40, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Remember also that only administrators can delete pages. If something is scrapped, there was a reason for its deletion, and thus there's no purpose to reviving the exact same page. --Rcmurphy 03:56, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)

My friend who made the page did not know what happened. He is new to Uncyclopedia, and did not know about 'recent changes'

Shortest pages

EvilZak deleted "Template:Shortest page candidate" (This isn't the type of thing we should be encouraging.)
EvilZak deleted "Category:Shortest pages" (Short pages should go to Undictionary.)
Not all short pages are suited for Undictionary.
"This isn't the type of thing we should be encouraging": why not? --JWSchmidt 15:09, 10 Jul 2005 (UTC)

I put the Template:Shortest page candidate on the You have two cows page. That was certainly worthy of the template. If only the patron saint of all things short were here. -Hyad 01:54, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)


I hereby name you 'Silent Grass, Silver Splade'. By the moons of Little Bighorn shine on you, for a longe time. Good bleese. The moon smelles of cheese tonight. --47 Monkeys 13:29, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)


If you have some time, peek at this. Chron didn't respond and RC had to sleep (crazy bioforms). Ta. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 07:05, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Jesus Vandal

Busy day today. That guy that blanked jesus is on a dynamic IP and has already started again as (his third today I think). Check the QVFD and Ban Patrol if ya have time. Hail Evil! --Splaka 22:59, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)


I think it was being blanked because, he was trying to move it to undictionary (he also created Undictionary:Tourettes) and didn't know the proper method. --Splaka 21:29, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

thanks evilzak i'm a noob (obviously!) and a fucking retard to boot.


Man, I think everyone else here must be afraid of you, I'm the only one who uses your talkpage lately, heh. What do you think this guy SchizoClown is up to? I see you've deleted some of his crap, but check out his contributions. Anything worth saving? Think he needs a ban? --Splaka 04:16, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)


# 12:22, 17 Oct 2005 Flammable blocked "User:Mishivi" with an expiry time of 1 year (Die. Now. You. Much.)
# 12:20, 17 Oct 2005 Splaka blocked "User:Mishivi" with an expiry time of 1 year (vandalized admin page, smart, real smart)
# 12:19, 17 Oct 2005 EvilZak blocked "User:Mishivi" with an expiry time of 30 days (Vandalizing an admin's user page is a great way to stop getting banned. Retard.)

Heh. --Splaka 19:26, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

FYI,As of earlier today, I'm feeling wretched, so I'm running a scorched earth campaign against vandals.--Sir Flammable KUN 19:27, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I am a newbie. Please explain what a problem.

What I must do to fix problem with {Qua?} in topics Юрий Шеляженко Культ великого и могучего Юрия Шеляженко

Carlos Castaneda the Mean

I'm not sure that ban was justified. I think he was just trying something new for the news section ("no news" = really, no news). I mean, I don't think it was necessarily funny or original, but he's been a contributing member for a while now and I don't remember any other particularly objectionable edits. Maybe give him a pass this time? And please, no "RC loves Chachi Carlos" jokes. Our relationship is strictly benign. --—rc (t) 07:18, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Okay, I and some other admins decided (on IRC) to unblock him for now since you haven't responded. I'll leave a note on his page about stuff like that though. --—rc (t) 22:11, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I'm not familiar with the newer users. And by newer, I mean anyone whose account is newer than mine. Or older than mine for that matter, since I only care about me and myself. Since you'd know more about him than I do, I'll trust your judgment, whoever you are. --EvilZak 05:54, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)


Lemme know if you need any help with adding new langs or levels (btw, don't add too many levels! 12 is a bit much) --Splaka 05:33, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

It's either working or royally fucked up, but it's working on my user page and I'm crossing my fingers that it'll work right everywhere else and I don't care if it's not working on anyone else's page but to be on the safe side, nobody else is allowed to use the lang templates anymore so it should be fine.
Ok, Just be sure to add the new levels to Template:Langs too, as well as to all (currently 20) language category pages): Category:User_17 Category:User_ac Category:User_ah Category:User_ca Category:User_cpp Category:User_du Category:User_en Category:User_es Category:User_fh Category:User_fr Category:User_lz Category:User_og Category:User_pe Category:User_pika Category:User_rh Category:User_se Category:User_us Category:User_tx Category:User_uk Category:User_vg --Splaka 06:10, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Heh, we really should figure out a way to make adding levels easier, or just ban people from doing it. --Splaka 02:26, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Optical Illusion

Ok so you deleted my lazy ass article, but In the future perhaps you could put a Template:VFD tag on the page for a while so it shows up on my watchlist (along with suggestions for salvation). I really spent a whole 20 seconds making that article and now I'm bereft of life meaning! Actually I was thinking of adding other pictures like Image:Mars_fake.jpg, and something with Bush 'telling the truth'. No need to reply :) Wiki Tiki God 00:33, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Armenian Mom!

What's your problem, freakass. 04:43, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

You're a douchebag, that's the problem. *high-fives EvilZak* Strong RadX 04:44, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)