User talk:Finntastic

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 14:34, 26 May 2007 (UTC)


I miss you baby. Please talk to me. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:06, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

DiZ, put that away. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Pee Review[edit]

It would be helpful if you put scores of 1-10 in the actual pee review boxes, as well as your verbal review :P just letting you know, because it fucks up the system a bit. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:09, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I thought I did, but I was obviously wrong. Finntastic 15:30, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Ya, check out the "reviewed" section of Pee Review to see how it's done. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:01, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. I checked out one Pee Review, and it was done the way I did it. That's why I did it wrong too :P. Finntastic 20:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't sweat it! We were all new once. It's what you do to stop being new while new that makes you not knew? Now I've confused myself. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

So am I. Oh well, THAT'S not new :D. Finntastic 17:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

You have to rate each section 1-10, not just the article as a whole. You put the score beside the = sign where it says Hscore= Cscore= etc. So you need to put in 5 scores for each article. Otherwise the software doesn't take the article off pee review to the "reviewed" page. I have corrected the problem for two of your reviews. Sir Roger 06:16, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I know that now...Finntastic 20:03, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
Newcookie.gif WesternLotus has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-for my very firstest pee review -Cheers --Irish-Flag.gifWesternLotus 10:25, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Why thank you \o/. Finntastic 11:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I baked you a cookie[edit]

For general IRC awesomeness, and just because I can.

Newcookie.gif Codeine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

And unlike Diz's, mine don't contain dangerous levels of Rohypnol. ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:27, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Aww, thank you so much!


Orangetoad.jpg Rejoice!
...for you have received a raw orange frog
from Rabbi John Techno

מזל טוב

Don't eat it! That frog is poisonous! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:27, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't eat the precious frog he gave me! Finntastic 14:11, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


Me sorry, Finntastic. Me been away for awhile. Very contrite me is. Here you go!


--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 14:52, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

As to the statement on your userpage, I'm only the second two. But sometimes I wonder... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:25, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt Däÿ, Finntastic! Now if only I could pronounce it... I'll be on IRC momentarily. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 13:52, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't know the Finnish for "thank you"[edit]

Maybe you could give me some "private tuition" sometime ;P *wink, nudge*

Quarter.jpg For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

\o/. It's "kiitos" by the way.

tahnks yuo[edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

I realised this[edit]

I haven't written here before! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Severian22.jpg You've been spared the sword...Severian ist dein Meister!-Severian


Question Mark Template.gif
Bonner has tried to bake you a...Well, a something. (It's the thought that counts)
For having erect nipples...Well according to Mantiwhore
Mmmhmm ;) (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 17:20

Finnish Girls: Sexy and smart. It's official.[edit]

The UK is "average" and the USA "below average" apparently. Quelle surprise. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:03, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, we knew that already, didn't we? All together Finland was again the best of all in the test. I read headlines of other people's magazines in the subway, so I know (actually I'm too lazy to put on my glasses, so I can only read other people's magazines). Finntastic 09:21, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

For You[edit]