User talk:Flyingfeline/Archive2

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This ere is an archive. If yer put things ere I will not see em.
Put em ere.

Oldest ones are at the bottom, newest at the top.

AT THE TOP: Must remove Facts!! Thou revert. Thou bad.[edit]

You reverted removing facts from Borat. Bad. -- 03:43, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Eek. Where was that? I was probably in a hurry and didn't read the whole edit... sorry. Which edit was it? Gimme a link, or re-remove them. Again, sorry. -- 03:49, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Um, went and found the edit for myself. I reverted because you were an IP removing a huge amount of content - changing an alright-sized article into a stubby stub stub. Internal anti-vandal-bot autoresponse, sorry. If you still think it's too factual, edit the facts to make them false, rather than just removing everything. Nice idea, though. -- 03:54, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Difficult. -- 03:57, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, but... we can't have a load of stubs floating around. Go on, give it a go, it might work. -- 03:59, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Completed a less factual version which with a dirty trick does not remove the old biography. However, did not remove the fact-template. Too bad. -- 04:06, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
Ja, just saw on Recent Changes. Better. :) Could maybe try glueing it together a bit better, though, if you have time. -- 04:14, 3 December 2006 (UTC)


I got you updated. Congratulations! MEOWWWWWWWWWW!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 13:38, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Congrats on your latest award --—Braydie 13:48, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Thanks Sev, and congrats on yours too, Braydie!  :D -- 15:39, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Veganism story[edit]

As the story writer and original recorder of this piece, I was amused by your very straight-faced BBC-worthy delivery (eh... they should be so fortunate) of a completely ridiculous story. Bravo.  :) In contrast to my semi-autobiographical, low-fi, kitchen table delivery from a man unjustly fired from his job as UnNews Anchorman (just because I disappeared for a few weeks, without a trace), it stands well on its own. <3 ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 00:26, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Nooo!! That wasn't what I meant at all - I just forgot to add the {{RIP}} to the page before I started recording, and didn't notice your version until mine was already uploaded. So I just added it to my page anyway. I didn't mean for mine to be an alternative to yours, just that I couldn't be arsed to add mine to QVFD. I really liked yours - love the idea of telling it like it actually is, as oppose to pretending to be some newsreader like most of us do. You should do more! But thank you very much anyway. :D -- 17:53, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
I was a radio announcer for a couple of years, so that was the impetus behind UnNewsAudio. People here were amused that my young daughter would always interrupt me while I recorded stories, so that's kind of my theme now: professional sounding voice but unprofessional behaviour.  :) I still record as much as I can, but don't have much time. Your recording is hilarious and QVFDing it would've been a crime. Keep your award, and my admiration.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 22:57, 30 November 2006 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Braydie has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:44, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm running out of creative thank you messages[edit]

Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

--There's more where that came from, if you keep voting like this--wink, wink. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Vanity2 note[edit]

If the article in question is without a doubt VERY in violation of the vanity policies, then feel free to just add it to QVFD. I originally intended {{vanity2}} (or at least the new version) for articles that could be fixed up to not violate policy rather than the ones that had no hope. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:14, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Erk. Sorry, won't do it again. -- 18:16, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
O_O Do I come across as that much of a Bastard Sysop from Hell? This isn't the sort of think I'd bonk anyone for. It's just an FYI. :) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:20, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Naw, sorry, heh. Just being cautious. I still limp from the first time... -- 18:54, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Losing my virginity[edit]

Hello tiddles, today I finally went ahead and did it! Published my first article! Yaayy. Since you are such an excellent scholar of the British language and generally a very nice person, could you perhaps look it over and correct any obviously blatant errors in spelling, vocabulary, syntax and grammar that would otherwise detract from the reading experience ? Wot with me being a Dutchy bastard thingy whom could not even spell correctly if his next beer depended upon it. The article is called The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse and treats a subject I'm very familiar with. Thanking you in advance, your adopted uncle (the one with the sad puppy eyes and the halitosis) -- di Mario 14:27, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Okay done. Nothing really to change apart from spelling. Nice article! Likey mucho. :) -- 23:07, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks! Should you ever have a similar request for a Dutch text, I'll be happy to return the favour. -- di Mario 09:45, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
Me being too godawful at languages to speak anything except what we are pressganged into learning at school, it's unlikely, but thanks a lot anyway. :D -- 11:22, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Template and something else[edit]

I like it. Also, don't worry about not being able to record my article. (Sorry the second bit of comment is a bit out of date, but I didn't notice it until earlier.) --—Braydie 23:44, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

How the hell did you find that so fast?? :). Yeah, sorry about the article, sometimes the program just does that... grr. Have to save about once every 5 seconds. Oh well. Sannse suggested the template on IRC - was thinking of some kind of alternative welcome for vandals etc who weren't quite insta-ban. I'll put up a forum topic, see what people think. Good luck with NotM! -- 00:00, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
Haha, refreshing recent changes at the right moment. I like the idea, I think if it has some colour it will draw their focus to it (something to do with our primate ancestors, and pretty colours). It's not a problem :), and thank you very much for the "Good Luck" :D. --—Braydie 00:10, 22 November 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for recording my UnNews article, great job with the accents. --—Braydie 23:29, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks :D. My first go with the accents, glad they're okay. -- 00:38, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
I saw that you added the recording of this article. I have since made a number of additions to it. Is there any chance that you could please re-record the story? Thanks. (feel free also to record the story I myself wrote a couple of days ago also :) ) Beth 01:34, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Um, your edits seem to have been reverted, not sure why. In general practice we don't re-record articles - anything done after an article's been recorded just stays in the article, I'm afraid. I can un-revert your edits, but in general we only record articles once. Sorry.
I think it should be reverted back so it matches the audio file.. --—Braydie 15:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Well, I have to say I disagree, per my reply to your message on my talk page. What use is a "content free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" if nobodies alowed to edit things?. It defeats the whole object and spirit of the site. Beth 17:17, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Ok sure --—Braydie 18:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
Makes sense to me. -- 23:03, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I see you like helping newbs[edit]

I'm glad, excuse me for being a bit unexpected, but I want to get more into unnews and it's audio bits. How may I, armed only with my microphone, be able to record my own Unnews stories? Could you point me in the wrong right direction with what I need to download, install, add, and tips on jingle use and where to find them? I would really appreciate your help flyingfeline. So I've got me fingers crossed.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:55, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

It's pretty easy, to be honest - do you have a program like Audacity or anything? You just need something that lets you record stuff from a microphone, move the bits around and then export them as an .mp3. (You need a plugin for this with Audacity, but it doesn't work on my computer so I export them as .ogg and then use Switch to change the file type.) The jingles are here for Americans and here for British users. Most people put one at the beginning and a shorter version (cut and then faded-in) at the end, but it's pretty flexible.
Audacity is here,
The plugin (LameLib) is here, and
Switch is here, if LameLib doesn't work.
Hope that helps, and look forward to hearing your voice added soon! -- 13:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
And p.s, you're not a newb, you liar, you've been around longer than me. :)
So, I just need Audacity and a plugin? Thanks for the helpful links! I am looking forward to this doing this now (especially since my only UnNews article was a bit subpar, thank you!
For the record, although I have been a member longer than you have, I'm still a newb with how things work, which is why I am asking you for help silly ;)--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 14:18, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
P.S. I'm installing audacity 1.2.5 now, which mirror is the correct one? (I'm in U.S. New York State)--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 00:47, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Erm, yikes, I don't know. They generally have the approximate area of each one - I'm in England so I use the one in Kent, but New York's big so there should be one around there. Is there a kind of grid with loads of logos etc? I'm not sure how much it matters, but I think you choose the one closest to you. If you look closely it should tell you. -- 11:08, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Ah, I downloaded it already. I don't think LameLib is compatible with anything but MAC OSX from the looks of it. So I am thinking of getting the free switch download instead. Expect my second UnNews article/first audio shortly. Thanks so much for the help!--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 16:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
Oh, one more thing - Switch will tell you after a while that you have to buy the software in order to keep using it. Just ignore it, there's no actual block in place.  :) -- 19:03, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Pegasus-Unicorn War[edit]

Heya flyingfeline, thanks a lot for your ideas, support and edits on my article! :D <insert some pointless text here to make it look like a proper comment> --Gnome …MUN [email protected] 13:46, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Sokay, it's been fun :D. It still needs a bit of work though if you don't mind carrying on with it, but it's a really good article. -- 11:16, 14 November 2006 (UTC)



I found this and thought of you...heheh -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 12:39, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Hahaha!! Priceless. *adds to increasing store of random cat photos* Thank'ee kindly, sirrah. -- 19:52, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the audio[edit]

Thanks for doing the audio on my Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite. It's fun to hear something you've written performed by somebody else. - Zaui TALK MUN - 19:54, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks  :) - 21:11, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know[edit]

The UnNews:Hopes for a FlyingFeline audio fails, UnNews rigs for war piece wasn't a criticizm, it was all in your favuor yes? :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 08:57, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Hehehe, thank you. I'm extremely flattered, if absolutely mortified. The answer on the talkpage was to do with the audio I forgot to do, not the article itself, don't worry. XD -- 11:22, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Quick question[edit]

Would you mind if I take off the recording in progress tag on UnNews:Pope_apologizes;_makes_new_speech_praising_Islam ? I'm not complaining or anything, people have done plenty of awesome audios of my writing, but it looks like this one is not going to happen and I'd rather get rid of the template which appears to be no longer needed. I would have brought this up earlier, but I was afraid it might be seen as rude. --Hrodulf 11:29, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh, crap. I'm really sorry... when did I put that on there? I don't even remember putting it there. Yeah, sure, I'll remove it now. Gawd, sorry about that... :*| -- 13:18, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
It's ok. I just wasn't sure what the netiquette was for this sort of thing. No hard feelings, I'd be a hypocrite if I had any. Take a look at how far behind I am at UnNews:Ask Hal 9000 to see what I mean. --Hrodulf 14:48, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
Hehe, that must take a lot longer though. And don't worry about the netiquette - completely my mistake, really stupid thing to do. And it means no-one else records the article... Oops.
Generally if an article hasn't been recorded after a few days it's safe to take it off, though you shouldn't really have to. I'll try not to do it again! -- 16:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

mp3 please[edit]

As usual, I loved your audio. They seem to be getting better in sound quality over time. Perhaps I was vague in my last note to you about file formats. UnNews used mp3 as a standard. Please let me know if this is a problem for you. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:30, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Oh.... Um... Sorry.
I didn't realise it was that much of a big deal - I don't remember a last note. I'll have a look... Um. Anyway. I'm using .ogg also because I can't get the right plugin for Audacity to convert straight to .mp3, and the converter I did have was on free trial and the trial period's run out. If you know of somewhere I can get another one, I'd be happy to bo back to .mp3, but in the meantime I'll use .ogg if that's okay.
You probably won't check back here so I'll go to your talkpage instead. And thanks about the audios! :) -- 14:58, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
No need for apologies. I guess it is kind of a big deal, inasmuch as anything can be a deal of any kind with Uncyclopedia. I use "Advanced Audio Converter", but unfortunately it's for PC only. I imagine there might be freeware program out there for Macs, but I don't know of any off hand. Ask around the Uncyc "water cooler", other Mac users may have found something. Thanks for getting back to me, and keep up your great work. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:24, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
Kay, I'll bug Zid until he finds me something. Thanks. Um... do I have to get it before I make any new ones? Cause it might take a while, depending on when... Oh never mind, I'll just look for one myself </lazy>. -- 15:35, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
I'm so pleased you were able to find something to render mp3! I may just pass out from my sheer overjoyment... is that a word?... never mind... also, GREAT work on those last 3. Thanks for your hard work and excellent contributions. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:36, 27 October 2006 (UTC) BTW, I'll bet I'm lazier than you.
No-one is lazier than me. NO-ONE!!!! >_>
I think I've found a way to creep round the timeout thing on the trial version I have, yay. And thanksymucho about the audios, it's fun! :) -- 22:58, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

UN Resolution 1894[edit]

I gave the mascot thing a nice gallery at User:Ununbilium/Projectage, whenever we have a piece of crap masterpiece uploaded, slap it on that gallery under your Uzer name. Haiiiii. NeoZidane CUNTSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire __соединяйтесь!

Ahaa, hooway. Good idea. I shall do so forthwith. -- 23:49, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews: Pupils can't breathe[edit]

I tried to listen to this story but my media player wouldn't play it, the other ones will play. You should record the same type of file as the others. This one doesn't work

Oh, I'm sorry about that. It's in .ogg, a kind of free software version of .mp3. You can get players for it - most people have them with their computers, but you can download them online. Wikipedia uses .ogg, and we used to use it here, but for some reason most people changed to .mp3... I think for the reasons you just gave. I'll only change if Zim or someone tells me to, I think - I prefer free software (read the article I linked to for the reasons why). -- 21:51, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
FYI, we've "officially" gone over to mp3, or the dark side, whichever you Mac users may call it. If you have a problem creating mp3's, please let me know. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:14, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
Good job recording that pupils can't breathe article, you sound like you are quite the hottie with your sexy British accent, you talk a bit fast though, slow down so we can hear you for longer :)
Eek. Um. Thanks... I think. Yeah, I know I talk too fast in the recordings, I'm trying to fix that. Thanks for the advice! -- 21:03, 27 October 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for moving that page again...I'm allowed one mistake because i'm an old man today...25...anyway. I just say that terrible error and thought to myself there can't be more where that came from, and lo and behold...-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 21:32, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Happy birthday.
Sorry. Don't know why I felt the need to put a smart comment there, just seemed like a good idea at the time. I'm a total pedant about spelling... :*D
Happy birthday, by the way. Have a cake. -- 12:20, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

RE: UnNews:Tommorow's Headlines... Today[edit]

I saw you put a pee review call on this page, and it's not on the Pee Review list, so I removed it, and leave it to you to list it as Pee review. Cheers rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:41, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

AAA! No I didn't! It had this thing at the bottom that said 'Pee Review' in a funny font, so I assumed that they'd meant to put the actual template there. So I did so. I assumed they'd already have put it on Pee Review, just didn't know how the templates worked. Oh dear... -- 12:12, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclo-tan thingy[edit]

FF, you'll be happy to know I finished the MS Paint version of the beloved mascot. It's a bit different from you and NeoZidane's designs, and i forgot to add cut out the grue biting her leg (maybe I'll add it later), but there it is. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:26, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Aaagh, that's terrifyingly good. Liking the idea of the Uncyc symbols on the skirt, but she looks a bit like a girl scout with the tie and everything... I like the posture, you've got the feet and legs really well.
I've been having a few thoughts about this whole mascot thing, as well. Maybe we need a bit of a rethink? More detail on your talk page. -- 13:34, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
Thank you. :-) But well, the jacket is the same one as the one at the bottom of this page, but yeah, i see what you mean. I could try spoiled brat, I'm great at causing mental anguish. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 15:16, 21 October 2006 (UTC)


>:3 Skiddles 13:57, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

raar. ^_^ -- 15:15, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Nice work[edit]

As always, you've done a great job with your audios. Thanks, and please keep them coming, when you can. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:53, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, sure will! :D
But not as many or as often as usual cause I'm a) snowed under with coursework and b) working on this. Still aiming for about 2 a day though. -- 06:33, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Meow ZING[edit]

I haven't meowed at you in a while, MEOW meoooow purrrrr MEOW MEWO HISSSSS MEOW, purr.

WWwroww, mrrble wrow, prrrrrrrrrr YOW! -- 06:27, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:23, 18 October 2006 (UTC)