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Just[edit]

Trying to save you from the... Oh heck.... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 22:29, Oct 30

To answer a question you left on another topic header just before archiving your talk page...[edit]

...yes, CW Weed Rewrites are also double points. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Thanks for the "welcome back" dude. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:57, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

you got it. unnews is always at its best under your supervision. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:45, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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Thanks[edit]

You there! With the image manipulation program![edit]

Yo Gerry, would you by any chance be in a photoshopping-y mood? If so, would you mind checking this thing out for me? If not that's cool, but I'd really like to get another relevant image or two onto this thing. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:11, Nov 5

a challenge! i shall put a valiant effort forth in the immediate future, my dear boy. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:07, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Awesome, thanks Gerry. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:38, Nov 6
wow, you asked for this a long time ago, led. sorry, i've been overwhelmed, and i didn't even finish a single rewrite for CW. if you didn't get someone else to do it, i sincerely will give it a shot this week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Gerry Gerry Gerry..[edit]

Of all the people here, I didn't expect you to vote against without giving a reason.. You said it's close, but not there. Please, give me some advice on how to improve it or at least clearly state why you don't want to see it on the front page.. You see, DJI's vote is perfectly valid and reasonable, whereas the other- ..ok, no name-calling- "person's" vote is very blunt and uncaring. Yours is just mysterious.. FreddThe Metalhedd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 08:22, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

oh, sorry moosh. what i meant was the tone wasn't exactly believable as osama bin laden himself posting the tweets. it was a little too informal and school-girlish. i think it could be a bit more commanding and have a little less of a grip on the english language. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:27, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

User:GlobalTourniquet/SerlingThanks

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:59, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

You will soon gain the confidence of a peer, but he will not waste a funny horoscope idea on a header on your talk page.[edit]

Are you the current UnSignpost guy? Did you know that they used to put a weekly horoscope on it? Did you know I've been maintaining the horoscopes rather consistently for a couple of months? For what it's worth? Did you put one and one together, and already figure out that I came to your talk page because I'm wondering if you think it's something we should consider doing again? Not that I think you might need help filling out the UnSignpost, it's just that I think you might need help filling out the UnSignpost. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 22:14, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank[edit]

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 01:51, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

Where'd you go? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 01:19, Dec 12 2009

Man, I really miss you[edit]

And I miss your non-capitalized talkpage posts. When are you coming back? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:40 • Tuesday, 29-12-2009

What Those Two Guys Above Me Said[edit]

But with an English accent, obviously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:53, Dec 29

What that Sissy Englishman above me said[edit]

Except not in a sissy manner. In a manly manner. An American Manner. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:48, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:54, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

regular k[edit]

lol --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:39, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. It's not a vintage issue - it misses your guiding touch. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:48, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 17:33, Jan 21

Please forgive me my buccaneering[edit]

Also please forgive me for posting the same notice on more than one person's talk page. Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization finally finished its latest effort, Transformers. Actually, it had been on IC for four months and no one objected to a couple notices about it being moved to mainspace. So I asked admin and IC member MrN9000 to move it, which he did, complete with talk page and history, which I greatly appreciated. Then I wondered when someone would update the list at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board, but saw the note "Tagstit, SysRq, and Gerry are the only ones who need to be editing this template." But sadly, the most recent Uncyclopedia edit by a member of the trilogy was two months ago. MrN9000 basically said if it was OK with active colonizer Optimuschris it was OK with him if I updated the list, which was all I planned to do. But then MrN said "Consider yourself the new director of IC." I really appreciate his help and encouragement, but all I was trying to do was get the list updated, and now I'm afraid I may have unintentionally stepped on some toes. I would be happy to carry this through the next article, if that's not a problem with anyone in IC, but never intended to cause a conflict with anyone. Please let me know if there's a problem here, and what we can do to fix it. You can see the discussions here and there. Thanks! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:44, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Semi-official Imperial Colonization[edit]

For once, a short note from me. I'm apparently now running Imperial Colonization. I plan to open it up for nominations for the next colonization on Sunday, 31 January 2010, so will make an official announcement then. In the meantime, I've made some changes, and would love suggestions (see Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization). Thanks for any help you can give me! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:51, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations Imperial Colonization Commodore Gerrycheevers[edit]



It has come to Her Majesty's attention that you have participated in nine successful colonizations. As five is required for the rank of commodore, it is therefore fitting and proper to recognize that you have earned the rank of Commodore of Imperial Colonization. Congratulations, Commodore Gerrycheevers, and go forth and colonize those wild natives! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  07:02, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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ATTENTION COLONIZER[edit]

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry[edit]

Hea! It's you! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 21:38, Feb 1

I SAW HIM FIRST! HE'S MINE! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:07, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
You exist! You still exist! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, Feb 2
I knew it. As soon as I announced I'm the new Admiral in Fact of IC, one of the IC oldtimers comes back to rock the boat. Figures. (Seriously, from what I've seen of what you've done here, I strongly welcome you back. If you do have any suggestions on what's happening with IC, I'd love to hear them). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:44, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit]

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

I'm Batman[edit]

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

The future[edit]

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:26, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Gerry, I miss you...[edit]

I just.... I just miss you....fuck. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:33, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:34, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:08, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:16, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Dude[edit]

We'll keep your chair by the fireplace and there'll be a cold beer in the fridge any time you want to visit us. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, bye, I guess. --nldr 18:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

:( Aw man. Well, if things change, you're welcome back any time Gerry. And good luck with whatever else it is you do. Y'know, 'life', or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:50, Apr 1

We love you Gerry! in the most platonic way possible. Well, except for UU, I have no idea what this guy is thinking ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Now I'm all depressed. I'll miss you Gerry. But if ever you feel like coming back, even for a day, know that we'll welcome you with open arms. Happy trails. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:00, Apr 2 2010
yeah, so...gotcha. time to get back to work. and by that i mean 'be lazy and barely contribute anything of value'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
You certainly made a fool of all of us on that day in early April. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:57, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Jesus. --nldr 19:02, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:46, Apr 2 2010 UTC

Oh, SCREW YOU, Gerry![edit]

Oh. My. Gosh. You totally got me. I am such an idiot. Arrrrgh! Don't play with my emotions so! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:18, Apr 2 2010

I should ban your ass for playing with my tender emotions like that. But I'm too happy. Happy happy joy joy! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 22:33, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
And here was I thinking that it was just too obvious a joke. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 22:49, Apr 2 2010 UTC
i'm surprised that it worked too, puppy. and i'm even more surprised that i wasn't given some sort of ban that would have warranted having to sneak through the window of cajek's office to get back in. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:00, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Wha? You're alive! FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 12:49 • Monday, 5-04-2010
who are you and what have you done with mooshy? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:22, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I had to change my username, you know, the old one sounded really gay in Arabic. But hey, you can still call me mooshy :) Ah, it's good to have you back, old buddy. FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 03:00 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010
You're really back? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:16, Apr 5 2010
not really. and i'm not 'back'. but i am you're. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:34, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
It's you! It's really you! Or... is it you're? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:12, 5 April 2010
hey socky, good to see ya. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:58, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe this "Fredd the Mahmauscher." He has the real Mooshy locked in his basement. We're working to locate him now. Using highly advanced, sophisticated technology, we've narrowed down Mooshy's location to +/- 40075.16 km. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:48, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:58, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:30, 1 May 2010

You wanted something to do?[edit]

Go vote on something. Note that telling you to go vote for your own article is not whoring. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, May 2