User talk:Gerrycheevers/archive7

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

The blankness hurts my eyes![edit]

Rape! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

good day, sir. thank you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
You are very welcome, good sir. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
So crude good sockpuppet, attacking Cheevers like that when he had just cleaned up his page. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:01, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, what are you doing here? You are not planning to burn Mr. Cheevers at the stake are you? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:08, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
I'd never do such a thing. I was simply going to offer to make him dinner, and then burn Mr. Chevers' steak. Much less crass. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:56, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
well, i do enjoy my steak medium-well or well-done. just be sure to bring potatoes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:57, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
All I could get were these frozen pre-made potatoes from those Hungry Man dinners. I hope this will be to your liking. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:05, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
blech! my required potato quality is much higher than your redlinked microwaveable no-goodness! just pick a few from the acres and acres of potato trees that you have to walk through to get anywhere on this website. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:08, 4 August 2009 (UTC)


Your turn, Cheevers. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:41, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Put your pants back on GeeChee. Time to go out again. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:38,6August,2009

OKay, NOW it's your's. Sorry bout the false alarm. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:19,6August,2009
okay okay, NOW it's your turn. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:23,6August,2009

Argon Chipmunk[edit]

Badass archangel.png Thank You!
Thank you for voting for the Badass angel.
I'm glad someone appreciated the hours I spent violently fucking the monitor.
Consider yourself saved.

Rbpolsen sig big.png


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:10, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Draft (Again)[edit]

C'mon, Cheevers! It's the third period! Don't let us down now! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:49, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Up Again[edit]

Get in there Cheevers etc. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:52, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

So, where are you moving to?[edit]

? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

north dakota. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Are you still going to be able to keep up with the USP while you are gone?[edit]

??? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:06, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

probably, but i might need some assistance. i'll be able to contribute, but it's not likely i'll be able to crank out a solo issue. it all depends on the existence of free internet in hotel rooms on my road trip, really. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Why does everyone pay so much attention to you?[edit]

????? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:07, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

subliminal attention-seeking, curiosity as to what's really behind the mask, and a wizard did it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:25, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Is it possibly because you are so awesome, or maybe because we actually enjoy you leaving?[edit]

?!?! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:09, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

probably the second one. i was once described as the most common patron of the uncyclopedia revolving door, and that was in '08 and about 4 or 5 hiatuses (hiati?) ago. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:26, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if you still have that title. Dr. S seems to be giving you a run for your money. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:28, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
yeah, but he doesn't do it for the attention, or for the complimentary uncyclopedia dish towels. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:30, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Aw shit.[edit]

Does this mean I have to work the unsignpost untill you get back?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:17 10 August 2009

maybe. i will be around, just not able to guarantee any kind of time commitment because i'm so popular in real life (lol). i'll be able to get an issue started on wednesday, anyway. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:27, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I'd kinda like to be more involved with the USP, now that I'm not doing anything useful (after my string of brilliance the ideas seem to have dried up in that horrible way they do). So yeah, hope the move goes as smoothly as it's possible.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:34 10 August 2009
hooray! feel free to get started on thursday's issue, whther it be an article or the right-side flannel. thanks! i'm living in various hotel rooms for six days, so cross your fingers for free internet! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UotM nomination[edit]

Heh... thanks Gerry. Honestly, though... I don't deserve it this month at all. I haven't done squat. My band and my girlfriend have been eating up all the time I'd ordinarily devote to tidying the wiki. Not that I'm complaining... talk 23:22, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

i was surprised to see you'd never won it. you've been on fire since you joined. as for the last month's activities, that hasn't really been a factor for quite some time. cajek won UotM when he only had 8 or so edits the previous month, and i think i won WotM when i hadn't done anything but vote on VFH for weeks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:26, 10 August 2009 (UTC)



Hi, cheevers! I've noticed that the Imperial Colonization waiting list is getting long and fugly. And since you hold that honorary Lance Admiral thing, you may want to check it out. Cheers! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 04:34 August 12 '09

Your Pick, Hockey Guy[edit]

Yep. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:19, 14 August 2009 (UTC)


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:03, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 20:45, Aug 18

Draft Done[edit]

I've put players on their teams, so we're officially go on Yahoo!. Go to your team to edit your starting roster etc. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:24, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 11:08, Aug 24


Thanks also for liking Toaster, but you put some pressure on me when you said "looking for future greatness". Now I can't slack off! Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:54, Sep 3

UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Yo bitch[edit]

Are you back or something? I spotted you on a forum. Are you gonna come back to the signpost and save it from my clutches? -- folksy Ape (urinate) (Riot Porn) 23:20, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

yup. expect normal gerry activity to resume in time for me to do a signpost. thanks for chipping in while i was away! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:25, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
Awesome. -- folksy Ape (urinate) (Riot Porn) 13:23, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 86th[edit]

Then again, please think of the nephew Mexican waves! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:26, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers![edit]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Gerrycheevers. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:20, 11 Sep

Chuck Norris[edit]

This fact, "single-handedly disemboweled over 3,000 Germans using a potato peeler," made me laugh very hard. Thanksyew. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:42, Sep 14

i think that came from somewhere very far away, but it stayed with me since the origin of the chuck norris meme in 1991. in any case, you are most welcome. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:04, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Bring It On Bitch![edit]

We're facing in Week 2 of the Fantasy Football competition. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 02:45,16September,2009

it's on like the former soviet republic of azerbaijan! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:05, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Newspaper Stuff[edit]

Are you still at all interested/willing/capable of doing Unsignpost stuff? Because if not, I'll more than happily take up the responsibility, provided you "show me the ropes", metaphorically speaking. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:32, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I too would be willing to learn about the UnSignpost's inner workings. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 01:47,17September,2009
it's simple, really. just make it look like any other signpost. i do plan on trying to do an issue at some point today. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Gotcha. I wrote a little story regarding our FF league, and then was considering doing more, but I thought I'd drop by and ask first. Good thing I did, too, otherwise the headline "Guildensternestein becomes De-Facto UnSignpost Editor, Chaos Ensues" would have been a bit premature. 19:19, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Sign in Guildy. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 19:32,17September,2009
Dammit! Yeah, that's me up their talking, for those who don't know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:25, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

David Blaine[edit]

I'll happily change the format of the Unnews but I honestly don't know what people are objecting to. Let me know and I'll do it. --Sog1970 07:25, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

well, i'll give it a re-format and you can see what i'm talking about. and if you don't like it, you can change it back. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:27, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 16:15, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Review Thankies[edit]

Yeah, thanks for the review Gerry, nice work and appreciated as always. The article has been polished and mainspace here, if you wanna see how we took your suggestions on board. I know I have already given you this template once, but you can never have enough cake! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:59, Sep 27

Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.
Or nuclear missiles!

In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown.gif seconds

~ 14:18, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Thought I'd give this a try[edit]

Hi Gerry, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:32, Sep 30

well, i actually have a friend coming to visit this weekend, so i won't be doing much around here. but i can certainly try to get one or two done today. come to think of it, the PLS starts tomorrow, and i like to take breaks from writing to do a review or two and jumble up the creative juices. so hopefully i'll start pulling my pee-weight again beginning sunday. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:33, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Oh god tommorrow!? I'd forgoten about it -- this is the sort of shit that's actually useful to have in the signpost.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:39 30 September 2009
No it doesn't. It starts October 5th. On a Monday. Like always. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:43, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Oh. But still.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:46 30 September 2009
Hey, as I say, no pressure, if you can't, you can't. But if you don't ask, you don't get, right? I always appreciate the work you do Gerry! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:07, Sep 30


Thanks for editing my typos. I am a notoriously poor speller. I make words dance ballets, but I don't dress them before work. Feel free to proofread more of my pieces. --THINKER 06:12, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

haha, no problem. i was actually concerned for those cease/seize ones, as i thought it was some massively complex wordplay, but in the end i decided that would be just mean. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:15, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Noob Tanks[edit]

Voting thanks.jpg Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

Not Thinker[edit]

Are you going to be in IRC tonight? ~ 12:38, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

sure. what time is good for you? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC) ~ 19:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
shoot, i just found out i have to move today. university housing people sure are pushy. anyway, very sorry, maybe we can try for later in the week? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:43, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Let me know when. ~ 22:55, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Check out Wikipedia's front page[edit]

Here, in case your time zone is different than mine (it probably is). I saw it and thought, "Gerry's going to go nuts over this." Anyway, enjoy. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 16:10, Oct 15

Sorry about that. The link isn't working. Anyway, Wikipedia featured Fight Club. That was it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 19:45, Oct 18
ah yes, i did see this. also, congratulations, you've broken rules 1 and 2 simultaneously. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:01, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Well I didn't "quote" it per se, I just sort of mentioned it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:22, Oct 20
lies! lies and slander!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:56, October 20, 2009 (UTC)


I just finished last week's UnSignpost! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 00:57, 16 October 2009

great job, socky! thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:14, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 01:18, Oct 16

Your PLS entry[edit]

I noticed you didn't link to Top Hat in your Abraham Lincoln rewrite. Instead you linked to an image, of all things! Argh! Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 19:47, Oct 18

curses! i uploaded an image specifically, too. how could i forget Top Hat? i love linking to Top Hat! it shall be remedied. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:31, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
heh, thanks. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:47, Oct 19

I must say...[edit]

I am impressed. You hacked out a rewrite in less than two days! I am astounded at your humorific propensity, Gerry. Oh, and you're a shoo-in for winning best rewrite, but you already knew that. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:17, Oct 19

thanks! i'm out of breath. i've been here nearly two and a half years, and i've yet to properly enter a PLS to the extent i'm allowed due to judging and happening to have real life stuff going on. but i had some free time the last two days, and damned if i wasn't going to give one article a shot! as far as winning, the real competition starts now, what with the bribing. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:20, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
oh, and for the record, i finished that rewrite within one day. my keyboard is smoking. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
Good luck, and I hope that you win (given that this is the one catagory I could have entered but didn't get around to... damned stupid images.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:41, 19/10/2009
I why ins't their a proofraeding catagory? I wuld have bean a show in! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 01:42, 19/10/2009
lol i no! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:54, Oct 19
Oh, dammit! You took away my only chance of ever winning PLS, Gerry! /me cries in a corner/ FreddAin't Dedd 08:52, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
nonsense! you can still win! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:21, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
do you really, honestly, frankly think so? i mean, have you read my entry? do you think it can still win FreddAin't Dedd 16:25, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
of course! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:57, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
Your "sarcasm" tags are showing. WHAT now??? Wednesday, 01:16, Oct 21 2009

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 18:09, Oct 23

Since you don't have an "email this user" link...[edit]

...go to my userpage and click on mine, then send me your address and I'll send you whatever your prize is. I'm sure it's awesome. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:14, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

awesome indeed. consider is done...and by 'done' i mean i'll get to it eventually. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:05, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

RE: queries and unsignpost stuffs[edit]

No problem. Whatever gets me to mediocrity sooner. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 06:00 Oct 26 2009

Though you probably don't care anymore...[edit]

...your rewrite of Abraham Lincoln is good for not two, but four Unwehr Points because it was rewritten for PLS. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:38, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

ah, but i do care, i've just been very lazy lately. are we going double points for UN:CW rewrites as well? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:29, October 30, 2009 (UTC)