User talk:Gert5

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'Lo Gert[edit]

Ohai, I just saw you were back. And here's me having nominated one of your articles for deletion - I just thought I'd pop over here and explain that it's nothing personal, I just totally didn't understand it. If you think I missed something good, pop a keep vote on VFD, and let me know what I'm missing out on, and if i see it, I'll happily change my vote. Don't want you to feel victimised on your return! (Nice to see you, by the way). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:04, Feb 12

Shut up. >:( --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
No U. =D --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:25, Feb 12
You were my favorite Captain Rescue action figure!!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 16:29, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
And you were my favourite Gert. The other 4 were nothing compared to you. Seriously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:11, Feb 12
*distinctive pause* DOUBLEMINT GUM!!!11 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 17:19, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gert[edit]

Just wanted to check up on you, for some reason. I thought of giving you a feather in the cap thing if you ever come back. For any admins that see this, that was a joke! No, I'll do it. This guy went through a lot and still came back again and again.   Le Cejak <6:44 May 26, 2009>

Gimme dat thing! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 09:23, 13 June 2009 (UTC)



Enjoy! It's for dedicating three years to Uncyc, and for coming back. Don't make me look stupid giving this to you. Have fun!   Le Cejak <19:08 Jun 13, 2009>

Coming back approximately 74 times, that is. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 19:10, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
I approve of this award. I missed you, Gert! -RAHB 10:13, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Woo, Rahb!   Le Cejak <14:08 Jun 24, 2009>

Gert5, welcome back![edit]

My God, I thought you were dead! Anyway, the IC and Der Unwehr are having a widescale competition against each other. I'm sided with Der Unwehr (as explained here), and we now operate the Yoinxx store. Consider all usergroups owned by us. By the way, we, at Goa Tse Clan, are planning to revive the usergroups, including yours. Will you join the Goa Tse Clan? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 11:11, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

SimCity game[edit]

Hey, did you write Game:SimCity yourself? Did you know it's featured on the Korean Uncyclopedia? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:33, March 10, 2010 (UTC)


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VFS[edit]

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and as promised last time
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage whilst inside those areas of Uncyclopedia under Zionist domination.
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