User talk:Heck no techno

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Hello, Heck no techno, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Are you a long-lost family member? :) RabbiTechno 20:15, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd love to see pics of your Hello Kitty guitar if you have pics? RabbiTechno 20:19, 2 November 2007 (UTC)


Yeah, nobody hates you, I think you misunderstood this. It's not meant to say "I thought Heck no Techno was the worst thing that's ever happened," it's a practical joke in which the template shows whatever the reader's username is. For me, it said "I thought THE was the worst thing that's ever happened." --THE 23:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Template:USERNAME gets everyone here at some point, I think it's a rite of passage here at uncyc. Got me back in April over at FFS :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Nov 13


Although, in your case, it's more a case of needing four, not three, tildes, than forgetting tildes entirely.

The fourth tilde, you see, places a timestamp on your name.

And the timestamp is handy for gauging many things.

So please use the fourth little tilde. --The honourable Misleading Username, Esq. (Communications Dept.) 03:09, 13 November 2007 (UTC)


Techno inside.jpg You have been assimilated, whether you like it or not.
...for having the same surname.
(I recommend deed poll.)

Plus, you can spell 'separate.'

Hey there, sexy.[edit]