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Can I copy your bot's js, to make my own bot, and how do I start it? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Just add its .js to your own (instructions in the bot page) and press CTRL+K anytime. Remember that it's an instanced script, so you have to leave the page untouched - if you reload or redirect it, the bot will stop. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Can I have the bot as a different username, and put SckrTrkcrbot's js into it's own? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Yup, just cite the source. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one[edit]

Hey, Doc, thanks for the vote. Budee-Budee-Buddeeah-That's All, Folks...(call me immediately if you suffer any side effects or require an explanation)--Shandon 04:43, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 06:56, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Newcookie.gif User:Rogpyvbc has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
- for de-vandalizing Global Cooling six times the day it was featured. Sir Roger 05:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
It was a pleasure for me screwing with the life of vandal using automated scripts. Hail to the cyborgs, hehehe! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 06:55, 1 June 2007 (UTC)


That's very interesting that you moved your username from needAbrain to HerrDoktor. I always thought you were HerrDoktor anyway. Anywho, just wanted to tell you off my revelation. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:19, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I was just tired of lame jokes as "". Also, I'm expanding my horizon of scientific interest, hehe. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Understandable indeed. The best part about it is that your sig didn't have to change. Anyway, Still.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:42, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm....The Hunt is a total hunk![edit]

Hey Dok, two items on the agenda: 1) How do you make templates? I read what you said about it on Huffy's page but it was confusing. I probably won't make them to put on pages, just for my user page and stuff. 2) Could you review my page UnNews:"Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress and point out any flaws? Thanks a bundle The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png


Nothing like a wee bit of Poe to show appreciation....:)

~ 16:49, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Wait a minute.....[edit]

You're not HerrDoktor at all!! You're NeedABrain!! Who are you and what have you done to HerrDoktor? Is the Cabal involved? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

/smacks TheLedBalloon on the head THERE IS NO CABAL! have I taught you nothing?! ~ 08:58, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

User:The Hunt[edit]

Sorry to bother you, but unfortunately I am here to criticize the way you are looking after The Hunt. Nothing big, just I think you are neglecting him a little bit. There is heaps he still needs to know and I really can't be bother to teach him. I think it's your job to teach him stuff like QVFD and Fisher Price so he does not get killed by that bureaucratic, officious and evil admin. Of course if are to busy to look after him I can look after him, but I'm sure I could not do a great job like you. Thanks--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 10:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I was just having a weekend out, stay cool. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif AAA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reverting that shock vandal on my talk page. And I didn't even see the images! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:18, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Lucky you, man! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:21, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and I replaced his talk page with {{Idiot}}, which shows no contribs. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:24, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Well done. If this was Matrix or other cheesy cyberpunk sci-fi, we could spank him virtually and he would bleed in real life. Silly promises of a technological paradise... -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:28, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Jason Hallameya[edit]

Im know you are mad at me for past behavior but i have stopped. I thought the poll was a good idea but an admin took it down. There is no point in banning me as i can make ips. I would have just been on my honor to leave and never come back if i lost. If i have done any thing wrong please tell me. I hope i can change your opionon on me--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:06, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

"I would have just been on my honor to leave and never come back if i lost". Your arrogance is still evident in the way your can't hide your pride from your previous deeds. The first personality trait of the sociopath is not violence: it's the innate talent to constantly lie and still convince people. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 11:07, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that must be the angriest post I ever heard from you! I feel all flustered! :) ~ 11:38, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Nah, I spanked Zerotrousers a bit harder. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 11:41, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

I have not lied once while i was here even when i was vandalizing nothing i said was a lie.--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:28, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I would just like to know, would his edits to this be considered vandalizism? He had complained about it on Codeine's talk page two days before he put that. I do agree with him about that article, though. I just thought you might like to know that he vandalized a page after he had supposedly reformed. Also, I had gotten banned for a week because of the poll. It is clear that I had been wrongfully banned.--Dexter111344 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)


As you may have noticed, Fortune Cookie didn't make it after quite some time. Anyway, how does one nominate an article for quasi anyway? Thanks for the help. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

oh blah. do they automatically do it? It appears its already been done. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:53, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Help Me! I'll give you glucose-free confectionary[edit]

Eek! I tried to put my newly created template on my user page and it all went wacko! Please check my template or my user page and fix it if it isn't too much trouble.-The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png 08:09, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

That one is quite simple. You used double brackets "[[" instead of double braces "{{". Brackets make links, braces replace the content with the referred page. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 10:59, 7 June 2007 (UTC)


I was expecting you to shoot me after my vote's explanation at writer of the month.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:08, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Trying to tease me, eh? I'm now adopting an "don't-give-a-fuck policy" regarding my nationality (to tell the truth, it always was this way). Also, I'm thinking about a re-rewrite on .br article, taking the challenge to make it to the front page. I'm wondering if that is possible... -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:00, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
As for my radical anti-nationalism, well, you may call it a twisted form of patriotism. You want your place to change, you may take that sissy (and overdone, and confirmedly unsucessful) approach of "boosting the self-esteem". Or... you may controversly spread some good napalm over the cherished "values" of those folks in the effort to pull off a hell of a single original thought out of the lazy brains of "The People". The worst enemies of Latin America are their "supporters" or "sympathizers". -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:14, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

How to: Communism[edit]

I've been editing your Communism article very slightly as part of the Proof Reading Service (since someone nominated it). Mostly, I've changed a few prepositions (in/on/push/pull, etc) to the correct ones, taken the ' out of M&Ms and changed some sentences that actually implied the opposite of what I think you meant them to mean. However the original article had real atmosphere in its slightly askew writing - almost like a translation from Russian, or something. I don't want to spoil that by making it 100% standard English. If it's changed too much, please tell me what you don't like. --Phantom Grammar 12:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, while I don't disagree with your edits to the article, I just thought I'd point out that this article is actually in the Completed Section. Thats not to say we don't all leave the odd thing in there by mistake and its always good to have a second, third or fourth opinion, but I just thought perhaps you didn't see the heading :) This was actually the first article to request proofreading when the service first opened! Just an FYI. Also hi HerrDok :) <3 your work! ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:01, 09 June 2007

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

NEW ONES![edit]

Oh hey Jaque. Proud of you winning the thing! Hope you had a great time helping? I enjoy fireworks. Don't you? See I'm the one up for it, and I eat too many! What a HOOT!! --Fonchezzz 18:50, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

'Arro Dok![edit]

Hey, it's that mighty master of, ping pong, THE HUNT. He was just wondering if you could read UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon and vote for it on vfh (it's already got 6 for votes and no against votes)--The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png 08:13, 15 June 2007 (UTC)


I'm looking for somebody from the Adopt a Noob program to adopt me, and could you maybe please do so if you have a spot available?


--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 02:25, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I can, but you will have to be patient with me. I'm a little out lately, it may take some time for me to respond. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:29, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm starting to miss your presence[edit]

Should I light a big bonfire and spread some smoke signals? ~ 15:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As I said, enthusiasm precedes procrastination. You see, I've started an English language blog, but by reading it you can tell how I'm uninspired lately... :) -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:09, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
What's the blog's address? ~ 16:46, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
It's in my main page, but here it goes: [1]. It was meant to be a quasi-humorous one, but I was soooo dead-serious last month... -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:48, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Template Terror starring The Hunt[edit]

Theres a problem with User:The Hunt/Template:Sir Humphrey and I don't know what it is. I'm currently in a faetal position in my basemant mustering up the strength to drink out of a carton of milk thats 2 days past it's use-by-date. P.S. Could you review UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon?--The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png 12:46, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

and another thing...[edit]

could you vote for Sir Humphrey on vfh, its on vfh (its already got 7 for votes)--The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png 08:26, 11 July 2007 (UTC)


REALLY!--The Hunt Rook.png A dash of Dickensian Knight.png 00:24, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Relax kid, he is away from the site for some time now. ~ 14:31, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

My apologies to everyone[edit]

I was having an extended time out that turned into inert mutism. Yes, I can be such a hormone-stormed girlie sometimes. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)


I know you don't speak German, even though your little picture at the top says you don't, it's not really proper German... It should say "spricht kein Wort Deutsch" or "kann kein Wort Deutsch" or "kann kein Wort Deutsch sprechen." "Er ist Wannabe. (noun, and you don't need "ein" because of something called the "predicate nominative." The "a" you want to add is already understood and not necessary.) If you need further assistance in German, lass mich wissen. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

I'll fix, thanks. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:45, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
There, Herr Severian, see if it's wundebar or scheiss. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:17, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
Gut gemacht, Herr Doktor... Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Hey Mate[edit]

Good to have you back. ~ 21:36, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I was missing you and the rest of the gang as well. Still, I don't have any idea for a new job here... (Job? Think I was playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R, hehe). -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:51, 21 July 2007 (UTC)


You may not recognize me, but I have admired your work for a good bit of time now. UnBooks:Gallows Humor has got to be one of my favorites on this site. So where the hell are you? What's going on? <insert third question here>?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

To be straight to the point, I'm a little depressed lately. Uninspired. I'm unemployed - for now, still not financially broken, but all of the inactivity and excess videogaming somewhat break my mood. I'm trying to fix the situation, let's hope the future brings me brighter days </dramatic tone>. Oh, and let me jump over the net and give you my compliments you for WOTM! Fair play. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:31, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Well, good luck with the whole employment thing. I'd be glad to see you back and kicking my ass in humor again.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:12, 20 August 2007 (UTC)


Are you really Brazilian? Fala português? 13:46, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Ué, por que, não parece? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff[edit]

Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

Merry Christmas[edit]

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 13:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Adopt me [please][edit]

I am new and need to be drilled into shape. I hope you own a lot of power tools. Gaia 19:33, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Adoption Request[edit]

Good day to you, Herr Doktor - I'd like you to adopt me and help ease my passage into the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia.


--JGDross 16:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, kid, need I still say that I'm somewhat retired? Very sorry. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:22, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Oi, dokta[edit]

It's been a while since I' you and your madness around this humble site., I miss you. I hate inactive good writers. Come back, Wayne!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:20, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Same from here! Come back!!! ~ 14:07, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
I'm considering, I'm considering... Especially considering that my main social activity today is Civilization IV forums... But I need an idea to put my hands to some work... Oh muse, where hath thou gone? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:20, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
I ameth in your mindeth, you cunteth. You just can't findeth me. Also, would you like to collaborate on an article to get your juices to speak?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:25, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Why not? Hay, LJ, I've noticed you just turned into the VFH Napoleon, without that pesky Waterloo incident. Congrats!-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:28, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
BY THE WAY, I was thinking... After all those years, we just don't have an article about Marcel Duchamp. How unpolite from us! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 02:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
/me chants EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! Come on, Doc, the people want a comeback tour! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:34, Mar 13
Me chant some depressive 70's shit. No! :D -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:24, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
I remember you! I does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Owwwnn.... Accordingly to the long-held Jewish customs... eh... group hug? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:18, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Be gentle. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
DOTKA! YOU SCOUNDREL! YOU'RE ALIVE! stop considering and come back will ya?! Our lives are all gray and miserable with your.....errr....ray gun! ~ 09:38, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Also, I forgot to mention, I kinda sorta stole your welcome template. Carryin' on the traditions, n' shit, ya know, man? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:27, Mar 16
Hey...its Splarka....maybe Todd Lyons....wait....oh...its HerrDoktor. Welcome back. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you all, fellas. Now I really need to find a job here. Hmmm... How about Giant Isopod? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
What do you think its angle is gonna be? A giant isopod killing everyone?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:23, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Just make sure that everyone knows of their struggles with modern packaging. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:30, Mar 22
I'm thinking about a trendy pet... Chopped images of children cuddling with them, that'd be priceless, don't you think? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:32, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Yes...yes it would be. Hopefully the Giant Isopods won't go the way of the Furby, though, or we're out of luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:48, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
I hear that the big craze at Christmas will be Tickle Me Iso. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:40, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Seeking adoption[edit]

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

I see you editing (a couple of weeks after you edited)[edit]

Sneaky fellow. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:32, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Damn, and I totally missed that! Maybe we should offer him a significant amount of money to come back? ~ 18:54, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Now we're talking! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:09, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
We have no money. All we have is undying love. What's that worth nowadays? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:10, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Down on the avenue two blocks south, between $50 and $1000. -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:12, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Anyway, y'know, I just drop by to check my mailbox and feed the birds. Is it normal for a parrot to smell that funky? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:13, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
It's dead? It can't be! I watered it every day! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Maybe we'll vote you the vice president of wikia? Would that make you stay? ~ 21:53, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I can see Venezuela from my backyard. Hey, can I have some title of nobility instead? Say, count or even earl? -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:01, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Duke of Earl? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:22, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
How about a PhD? ~ 00:25, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
How about some OCD? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
How about some OCD? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
How about some OCD? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:50, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
Also, kittens! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Nov 7
You crazy, guys, crazy, crazy... crazy! -- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 01:07, 7 November 2008 (UTC)


Looking to be adopted... Uncyc is confusing me. If you have the time, please adopt me. Sanareth 14:36, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

He ain't active either. As a super secret tip, try this guy:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:41, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Thanks. Sanareth 14:50, 7 December 2008 (UTC)


Você tem nick na DP? Are you an user of Desciclopédia? Truewww 13:46, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

No, I don't. I've entered Desciclopédia as an IP to edit some articles of mine you had translated. - herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:53, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
So hang on, if I leave you a message once per day....will you come EVERY DAY?! /manic grin ~ 18:09, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hahaha... it feels like I'm haunting my own remains, answering through an Ouija board. I - W-I-L-L. - herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:17, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
In any case, it's good to know you're alive and well! How's life treating you? ~ 18:20, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
If you've got to haunt some remains they might as well be your own, I say. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:23, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
By the way, I'm much better now, thanks for asking. I'm writing a book with a publishing contract. Do you guys have profiles outside uncyc, say Twitter or Tumblr? herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:29, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Not me. I'm not allowed on the internet. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Got twitter, look me up (you still got my mail right?) ~ 18:56, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
I've added by your real name, is that correct? herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 19:21, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Yep, got it. Nice pipe! ~ 22:52, February 7, 2010 (UTC)