User talk:Horace Donald Westenchester

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Welcome![edit]

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VFD[edit]

I noticed you were working on rewriting an article that may be deleted. Should you wish to keep a copy or work on it further, I recommend moving it to your userspace for example here: User:Horace Donald Westenchester/Banana bread. Otherwise the article may not make it through the vote. You can also vote by going here or following the link on the article page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:13, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Nano Bread[edit]

Nice Miss South Carolina by the way. Hi. The page you are playing with, Banana Bread, is up for deletion (see it's entry here, as in the message above). Your changes may kill it, and it has already earned one no vote because of your changes before. I was trying to save it, and edited it from a very horrendous version. So please leave it be, go find another page to play with or create your own article. You are a good writer, and I will go back and incorporate lots of what you wrote into the page, but let me do it, okey dokey? Let's save this page. Good to meet you, and again, nice Miss S.C. Aleister in Chains 22:43 11 6 MMX