Insineratehymn (shown on a horsey) is greeted by Mhaille (the guy shaking Insineratehymn's hand).
Greetings, fellow countrymen at Uncyclopedia! If you wish to coerce with me or would like it engage in a discussion, feel free to leave your thoughts or questions here in my talk page. I'm very sociable and I am always delighted to engage in an exchange of words.
Some important things to remember:
- To leave me a message, click the "Harass me" button and follow the instructions it gives you.
- Be funny and not just stupid, and don't be a dick. This is very, very important. Follow those two rules and everything else will go smoothly.
- Do not vandalize my talk page, or any of my other pages for that matter, as it's bad karma and will only lead to you getting banned.
- Do not post inflammatory or derogatory messages on my talk page. You will get slapped by the admins if you do.
- If you do wish to insult me, at least do it with some class. Write it like a poem, whether it be a haiku or a sonnet.
- Other than that, let's have a good time!
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT (or did I?)
Many thanks for your vote on The Color Problem glad you liked it. MrN http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 01:24, Dec 4 2007
I AM AN
IMBECILE cool guy BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT
I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT, OK. I AM
MrN http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 17:37, Dec 6
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT
||A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....|
It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.
However, during the nomination,
Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
|I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Dec 7
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT CARE ABOUT REPLACING THIS TEXT unicorns.
Hey man, thank you for voting!
• <-> (Dec 8 / 15:42)
Are you staying around for awhile? I was going to nominate you for VFS next time they do it. If they do it next month, you would be admin by mid-February. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 16:46, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Anything for a fan
Mr. T 19:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
by the way, if you get the chance, add some embarrassing userboxes to User:Drama_dude's userpage until he decides to make himself a real page. I keep telling him to make one but it is always as empty as his mind.
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.
-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:38, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
||Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 17
||AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
|Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
01:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
||ARE YOU PREPARED?|
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.
a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
Christmas and stuff
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
||You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming |
Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.
enjoy!-- 03:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Yah, I finished UnBooks:The sockpuppet who Cried GAY GAY GAY and I'd love for you to do an audio as you asked on the talk page. Thanks-- 18:25, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
- The article is on Pee Review so should you wait to record after it's reviewed? I'll leave it up to you.-- 23:29, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
- I'll gladly wait until after it's been proofread and reviewed, then I'll record the audio. -- 00:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
SON OF A BITCH.
Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.
a friendly message from your local post office.
||You are presented with one (1) package of|
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.
enjoy!-- 18:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
-- 00:34, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Sorry I'm late
Enjoy your late thankin'.
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Jan 14
- Hmm, looks like your talk page hides my border. Rest assured, though, it is there. Really! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, Jan 14
WHERE IS YOU?
You seem to have disappeared? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I know. This is mostly because I'm too busy working on Youtube Poop. You can see what I've currently made here. Also, I've run out of ideas of what to write about. -- 02:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Help me. DO IT FOR BENSON!
Need something to write about? I'm working on this and I'd like for you to cowrite it with me. (Feel free to whore your name.) As a long-time Bensonite you know more about the subject than I do. Also, I ran out of laxatives for my writer's block. -- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 19:50, Feb. 14, 2008
Sorry for the delay, this has been on PR for an entire month and than I figured it's not worth the wait for an already okay article. So yah, you can do the audio for it. Thanks-- 18:50, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
That's Benson. --—Sir Downs
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09:09, 13 December 2010 (UTC)
Award from UN:REQ
MadMax 02:29, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Insineratehymm you are in Absurdopedia. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie21 preppiedits 09:09, 13 December 2010 (UTC)
Hello. Orian57 Talk 09:09, 13 December 2010 (UTC)