User talk:Iwillkillyou333

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Bad ass smile face.png Welcome. This my talk page (no shit). Discuss whatever you like but please follow the rules.


  • 1. No saying crap that doesnt make sense.
  • 2. Do not be an ass
  • 3. Be smart, not stupid.
  • 4. If I placed your article on QVFD and you get mad and want to say something horrible to me, don't even try. Cause I will likely bitch punch you.

More Serious Rules

  • 5. No vandlism.
  • 6. No flame wars.

Now that we tooken care of that, please enjoy!

Those who dare break the rules.........


ON WHEELS FUCK FUCK SHIT DICK RAPESir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

You suck I hate you, HELPMESir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:46, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Hey, guys octopus shaboobala!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:46, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
/me moons your talk pageSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:47, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Hey guys, what does "smart" mean?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:47, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Something you'll never be?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:47, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, come again! Don't forget your change--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:49, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Something horrible to me (That's for QVFD'ing that one article that time!)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 00:50, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
/me bitch punches you--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:51, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Directions: do you still read them?[edit]

Before you do something like this again, you might want to read the directions at the top where it says IMPORTANT. Thank you. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:53, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

As to your question, I do Pee Reviews, but not as often as I did before I was made head of IC. I'll check what's there now. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:54, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I meant to go you rpage but I did not know what I was thinking. Sorry--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:56, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
As Gibbs says on NCIS, saying 'sorry' is a sign of weakness. With a name like Iwillkillyou you must show no fear of puny mortals like Why?, who you can crush under your boot heel and only by your good graces you let live. Now answer Why? with all the strength you have, and do it on his template again, which, of course, he made the mistake of creating. That template is an open invitation, use it well. Al en'chain 15:59 21 3
I bet you thought I wouldn't see this, huh, AiC? I'm gonna get you for that! (Also Happytimes told me how to help prevent the editing problem in the future. It was partially my fault, so for that I apologize to Iwillkillyouwhy?). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:38, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Apology accepted--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 12:03, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
Apology accepted! Now is the time to, for example, fly the gay flag right in the middle of his template, or place whatever animal that eats code into it. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy at the moment, and am in the middle of watching the third season of "Big Love", which I'll get back to momentarily. Good tv, that. Al en'chain 12:12 22 3 mmx

Thanks for the pee review![edit]

Hi, and thank you for the Unununium review. I've already changed it back to the 111th element, I had thought that because 119 hadn't been discovered yet it could go there, but you were right. I will work more on this page, and on your suggestions, soon, but wanted to thank you first. Um um um. Al in Chains 15:55 21 3 mmx

Your very welcome--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 14:09, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the BTTF Pee review[edit]

ok, so ive added some pics, and rearranged a few things, gotten rid of temporal displacement 2, and just made it 1 section. I'm completely at a blank as what else to add to the article, i could make things up, but the idea was to use things back to the future related or future related, and nothing new springs to mind. The skynet thing is just a reference to the terminator movies idea of the future, the Libyan terrorists is a reference to BTTF where doc says he built the time machine when Libyan terrorists wanted him to build them a bomb and he stole their plutonium, which is what got him killed, and the Family Guy thing I was originaly going to use Futurerama, but picked a cartoon more people would be familiar with BTTF references in the shows. --Maniac1075 04:35, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Blue-ringed octopus[edit]

Much appreciated the Pee! It's always good to get others perspective. These creatures are ONLY terrible, and making them worse (in fact) than the Alien (max fiction), or any living thing, is my intention, because it's true. They are horrible 100%. But some people like it to sound like Wikipedia. I'm a long-time Wikipedia writer (long before I joined Uncyclopedia) and have lots of articles. BUT, they're not the least bit funny, even they are true (with references). As you give following example, "Also, I don’t think you should make the creature evil. Maybe saying something like ‘’it is a rather shy creature and will get quite aggressive if a stranger approaches’’ --- If I say ‘’it is a rather shy creature and will get quite aggressive if a stranger approaches’’ --- that is word-for-word Wikipedia fact, and Wikipedia just ain't funny, and neither is that fact. It's worse than Alien is funny (with reasons given). But some people want a Wikipedia article with a few jokes tossed in. But I save my Wikipedia style for Wikipedia, and here I'm Funnybony. I have read lots of features and find many to be boring long winded "content" - and we're supposed to be content free. I'm amazed also that many features are totally out of character, starting like, "Welcome!" and so I see nothing is sacred. So for me what I think is funny is to exaggerate, something I can't do in Wikipedia - not just repeat the literal boring facts, and say that is funny because it's true.

Anyway, the point is your review is much appreciated and I made lots of changes after reading it - down the list. But that you don't get the joke is sometimes unavoidable because of different tastes in humor. So I'm happy just to have an article stick even it doesn't appeal to everyone's taste. Like I find most features to be very polished blah - not because I never got one, but because they are just boring long-winded facts, much like a slightly tweaked Wiki article. So if that's the standard then I'll never make it -- I believe the less words the better and too choose wisely. I save my Wiki articles for Wikipedia - where life is so unfunny. Anyway, that review did indeed help in many ways. Thanks a bunch. Much appreciated. Cheers! BTW: If my controller (I'm a sock puppet of) MrN reads what I wrote here he'll give me a hard time, that I must read HTBFANJS (again..) But I'm just a his sock puppet, so I can't read!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 01:56, Mar 24

Your welcome.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:59, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Anti-ugly pill[edit]

Hi. Can I do a little copy editing of your page, not enough to take away the quaint language but to tone up a few things? Thanks. Aleister in Chains 2:05 24 3 mmx

Absolutely. If it would help the article then you can--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:12, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, and I will send the cash and blood over posthaste. Give me about half an hour, or until you see a recent change entry, then you can check it out and keep/change. I do not want to change any of the tone, it's a good article. Thanks. Al, a few minutes later
There, some edits, and I added in a couple of jokes if you would wish to keep those. I like the page, and maybe some other editors would have ideas for it. Thanks for letting me play on it. Aleister en'chain 2:58 24 3 mmx
Your Wlecome. Thank for the edits. :)--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 10:08, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)


PLEASE vandalize SPICE UP my page. But sign everything

Oky dokey! And next, try to remember to sign your signature--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

need help[edit]

I see that on your userpage you have a smileyface where the potato should be. That image contains the key to unlocking the answer to my frustrations for the last few hours. How on earth did you get that transparent background on the image? I need to know so I can do that same thing with another image I'll be using to superimpose over the logo. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:17 EST 25 Mar, 2010

{{nologo}} :<span style="position:absolute;top:-40px;left:-150px;z-index:1;">[[Your image here|Your image size here]] </span> (Don't put an indent, I just did that so it wouldn't appear on the same line)
That should work. I answered your question in his place. I'm cool. ^_^Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:48, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Currently working on Giant Panda[edit]

Here's an item left over from the garage sale, please sell it on E-Bay. Thank you very much for your vote, you were the first to do so. Appreciated. Aleister in Chains 22:49 28 3 mmx

I'm working and I'm about two thirds done. Thanks for your patience.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:50, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

You can't eat a pig panda like that all at once!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  26 Mar 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
I'm done now, go see.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 01:59, March 27, 2010 (UTC)
Gee thanks!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:17, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:49, Apr 2 2010 UTC

In an attempt to curb the Pee queue in Cheif's absence[edit]

Your Cannibal Corpse untunes, I have left a message on there, that I hope you reply to, and I won't start my review until you do. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 13:38, Apr 3, 2010

Potato head chopper of the Month March 2010[edit]


When I got the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize for being the Nobel Piece of Ass in appreciation of my saving the Universe, I was proud; but THIS is positively humbling! Thanks!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 20:17, Apr 3

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:17, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Girl[edit]

Hi. I didn't know you had emo up for review, and when I noticed Hiatus doing a spell check, I read it again and thought I'd go in and do some cleanup edits and nom it for VFH. Have really liked it in the past, and have thought to myself "Why isn't this a feature?", so this time I took it upon myself to edit and nom. I took out the Emo Girl Finder 500, which seemed to be thrown in as extra and threw me off the read; added a new almost-last line with a whore link to my article; and did some other edits. Please take a look at the changes and see if they are too much/too little. So it looks like I stepped on your and Hiatus' review. Yikes! Aleister in Chains 14:51 11 4 mmx

Thats fine, the changes are good. And I'm glad you nommed it, so thanks for both :).--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:50, April 15, 2010 (UTC)


If you can't get anyone else to review your untunes, I'll do it by this weekend, if at all. In case you've missed the point, get someone else to review it. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 11:10, Apr 14, 2010

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 21:22, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Congrats, Emo is on main[edit]

Thanks for letting the ghosts hauntify the front page, they are very appreciative and will visit you tonight, when you least expect it, to thank you in person. Ghost train, Al des chain 22:29 30 4 mmx

Yay! Emo is on the main page right now. Nice work! Al en chains 11:08 16 4 MMX

Grats on your first feature, IWKY! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:02, Apr 17 2010
And you got the front page for two days in a row! Yay again! Al sans chains 14:32 17 4 mmx
Awesome!--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:12, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:39, 1 May 2010

Pee Review: Don't Eat The Yellow Snow[edit]

Thanks for the constructive comments and the review. Seems like I have some work to do, but know that I know which way I'm going with it it should be rater straightforward. Thanks again--Striker2117 03:23, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. :)--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:49, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

I just finished reworking the article around. I realize that you are one heck of a busy person, but if you have some spare time at some point, I would appreciate it if you would glance over it again and leave comments about it on my talk page. No hurry though, don't want to rush you.--Striker2117 05:03, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'll take at look at it probaly by tomarrow morning, though I'm already interested with the fact you said that you worked on it some.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 06:10, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Cool, I realize that you have tagged a few other PEEs, have a life outside of here, and seem to be rather busy; so whenever it's convenient.--Striker2117 06:37, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

To arms![edit]

Good day loyal Peeing member, the management was wondering if you had noticed the state of the toilet recently, if not, why not? This is a call to you, as one of our better active reviewers, for a couple of reviews from you over the next few days. The queue is in the worst state it has been in for a little while and I would really appreciate you taking the time to do a couple of reviews. If you are able to help out then please review the older requests first.

What else do you need to hear? Get pissing! --ChiefjusticeDS 15:18, May 2, 2010 (UTC)


This is now in your userspace as the construction tag on it had expired, and it doesn't look ready for mainspace yet. I thought userspacing it was a better alternative to deletion, if there is an issue with this then you just have to let me know. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:10, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Same thing with this article now. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:58, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

The Annoying Orange[edit]

BRAVO! My son's fav show. Don't forget that all the veges he bugs get sliced. And he a racist! Looking forward to vote on the finished job. Super. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 19:13, Jun 2

Thanks, I'll be sure to add those in.--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 18:33, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Final warning[edit]

The next review you book and fail to complete within 12 hours without an explanation will get you a week off. You have had too many warnings for anything else to be suitable. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:33, June 3, 2010 (UTC)