User talk:Jocke Pirat

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Please, when leaving a message, use the plus sign atop the page. I will respond to you on your talk page.

~ Tophatsig.png 5/04/2008 @ 22:50


Received your message

As you can see, I have now joined. I was hesitant at first because I wasn't sure if I was funny enough- now I see that one does not have to be Fred Phelps to become a valued user. Thanks for nothing the invitation! Teh Rote 21:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I believe you do. I was one of the IP addresses you messaged. Perhaps you were high when that happened and thus don't remember? Teh Rote 23:27, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Uh oh, wrong link. Someone linked to your page in their signature, so I must have gone here by mistake. NOOB ALERT! Teh Rote 22:54, 18 March 2008 (UTC)


Average thanks.gif UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

Much obliged for the vote, and even more so as you're behind the fantastic Heinous Dan! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:46, Apr 7

Articles are no places for videos?

Countless other articles have videos in them, that is what the youtube tag was made for. Please show me the rule that says articles shouldn't have videos in them. Thanks. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:03, 19 May 2008 (UTC)


Hey Jocke. I'm wondering, when are you going to look over my UNSOC application comrade? Get back to me k? Bye. --User:Qua/sig 12:10, 30 May 2008 (UTC)


For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:

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Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 19:59, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Jocke Pirat!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Jocke Pirat, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,


Welcome Jocke Pirat to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome aboard, Mr. Pirat. Also I'm hereby promoting you one rank to Musk Calf. -

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

[12:52 3 July]

Lovely welcome message

No, seriously, I've giggled. Then I remembered I need to keep my posture, so I stopped doing that. ~ 23:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Hehehe. Glad you enjoyed it! ~ Tophatsig.png 4/07/2008 @ 21:58

User Senate

You are no longer running unopposed. You are running against ME. If you want my group name click somewhere on my sig, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Unarchist.jpgFounding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 00:43, 10 July 2008 (UTC)


Hey Jocke... I wandered if it's about time we got your senate thing back up and running, again? So what if it dies out in a week, that week should be a fun week. We could re-hold elections? Annoy people by spamming it on the dump, that sort of thing... It just kinda looks super-wuper fun. I like super-wuper fun. There's also the CMC which could stand as a party. What do you think? - [18:23 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Mister Pirat...

I personally request you join the Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party.

This is only a request.

Thank you, Evil Pi, founder of UNAP

Ah jeez

Well, good luck whatever you do JP, and if you do drop in from time to time, it'll always be good to see you. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:03, Jul 28

I'll just stick my nose in here and second what UU said, even though I've hardly got to know you! YesTimeToHopeYouEnjoyWhateverYouDo. - [19:15 28 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
I hate to see you go, Jocke. Reconsider perhaps? You're a fine chap, even though you did found Unsoc :) ~ 19:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
I hope you reconsider , you're a top chap about the place and a great writer--Sycamore (Talk) 20:20, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

I saw that:)

Are you back at last?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:33, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

No you didn't. I don't exist! * fades into the shadows * ~ Tophatsig.png 27/10/2008 @ 23:33
I don't exist either, I am just a figment of someone's imagination and only exist on the Internet as part of a mass hallucination. Either that or I am really a Space Pirate Ninja from 4096AD and so skilled that nobody can detect me. Sort of like an Angel, or maybe it is because people tend to ignore those of us who are so annoying that it is a super power? ;) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 19:58, 29 October 2008 (UTC)


Hey, I noticed you haven't edited in what's pushing a month, but I thought I'd let you know that I've referred two new users to UNSOC who are still awaiting their Zhongshan suits. Also, I added four propaganda posters to the gallery. Thanks for hearing me out! Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:42, Nov 19

Uh... what?

Yeah, about that talk page comment... er... care to translate?

Have I fucked up at something? Is it just some kind of random comment? Come on meng, don't leave me hanging here. ;(

Aww hot damn, it's Sofia. Bitch at me here. ;]

19:03, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm sorry for that misunderstanding

You know "thekillerfroggy"? The message was actually from him, he has a lot of links to your page in his signature. x/

Excuse me for that extreme fuckup I made there. D;

Aww hot damn, it's Sofia. Bitch at me here. ;]

04:36, 18 January 2009 (UTC)



Consider your puny UNSOC as sold to the Glorious Filipino Empire and Giratinaton!

800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Mayonnaise gun? Mayonnaise gun? ~ Tophatsig.png 12/05/2009 @ 11:59
Give us all of your UNSOC people, or we will vaporise you! Hang on, my gun's somewhere... Anyway, wanna see my Goa Tse Clan page? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 08:00, 14 May 2009 (UTC)


Hey, does creating a portal count as creating a piece of propaganda? - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 21:48, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't think so. ~ Tophatsig.png 28/05/2009 @ 20:29


I remember working on an article for your picture about a year ago. Your wonderful picture has finally been used in an article. That's right, I finished it. If you've any ideas for it, please feel free to fuck it up however you please. Great image by the way. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:58, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Underground Railroad, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)

MadMax 22:11, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

user page UN:CW

Nah... wasn't serious. Just trying to point out the stupidity of somebody else claiming it, but nobody picked up until you did. Do you think I could call myself winner of that yet? Dr. POTR


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