User talk:Joe9320

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Nice meeting you! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 08:48, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

Goa Tse Clan question[edit]

Question not application--if someone signs up, do they get credit for work they've already done, or do they have to start from scratch? And is it all right if they also work for a different conspiracy (or even four or five different conspiracies)? Not that I'm a part of any conspiracies, of course. I'm not talking about me anyway. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:06, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Pokemon thingy[edit]

That game is up for VFD. If I were you and wanted to keep it I'd ask an admin to move it to your namespace. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 21:13, Mar 10 2010 UTC

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:34, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits on IC[edit]

I appreciate the fact you've been a part of Imperial Colonization for a long time, and have worked on more colonizations than almost anyone else.

However, I do want to make some comments about your edits.

On Batman, your edits are here. You have Bruce Wayne doing a dance and acting silly. But the article as outlined there is dark, with a little of the feel of Poe and Lovecraft. Also in the article Bruce Wayne is heavily sedated and completely restrained--but you have him dancing, waving his arms, etc. Your edits were completely off track, and were therefore reverted.

On Creationism, the only edit by you that I found was this one, which was reverted as it was the opposite of the guidelines for the article.

So in both the articles I oversaw as head of IC, your edits were reverted as not fitting the article.

I'm going to ignore Transformers as, frankly, I'm not sure where that was supposed to go anyway. Also I wasn't in charge of IC then anyway.

I wasn't in charge of God either, but will comment. The consensus was to do the article about God the Gambler. But you added this about God making a breakfast cereal, which doesn't seem to connect to the concept. To be fair, you also added links, which were useful. But again, I'm using that only as an example as I wasn't even in IC then--my concern is with Creationism and Batman.

In the future, please carefully read the concept of an article and read what's been written already. I went ahead and gave you credit on Batman even though, frankly, as far as I can see none of your edits were used. But for future articles, please work hard to stay on topic. If none of your edits on our next colonization fit the article, you will not be given credit. If it continues, I will move you off the active membership list.

If you'd like to be a part of setting the direction for an article, you can do so now at Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Discordianism. Thanks for listening, and I hope this will inspire you to be a productive member of IC. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:25, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.

WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:08, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Promotion to Rear Admiral[edit]

Whereas you have helped with 10 Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. To the Glory of Her Majesty! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:52, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks[edit]

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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:35, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Mecca Vice will skip your home[edit]

"Much thanks!"

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I have Read your submission and have recorded my first impressions. (I used helium balloons to make my voice more hilarious for the recordings.) Soon I will review the history and other stuff & junk to finalize a score for you and the other contestants. That is all.  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  28 May 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)