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Han Solo

Again, its been an effort by many other users than just me. I didn't add much to the beginning, I added a lot about his further exploits in the not star wars universe. I know it was somewhat weak, but really, the article in its earlier form was kind of said imo see older revision

Thank you

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Ljlego! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

For giving me some good ideas for my article. -- - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)


Just a note to say that you don't have to blank an article after you've moved it to somewhere else. If it's just a capitalisation move, the redirect can usually stay. If the page shouldn't exist, you should list it at QVFD instead. Cheers. Spang talk 23:14, 13 Apr 2007


It would appear that your sig is way too tall; it messed up the formatting of things around it. This makes Uncyclopedia sad. Do you really want to be responsible for a depressed wiki?


2Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)


See what I mean? The gap between 2 & 3 is way bigger than the one between 1 & 2. They should be the same. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I apologize. I shall fixeth, or attempt to.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:16, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Crap...I tinkered. Then I banged on the carb with the back of a screwdriver. It still doesn't work. It's something simple. I just don't know what that simple is. I'm complicated like that. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, it was simple. There you go. Whenever you <x> something, you have to remember to </x> it. In this case it was a missing </span>. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:35, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

For finally fixing your sig....

In the name of Allah! Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in Countdown.gif seconds

~ 18:20, 22 April 2007 (UTC)


GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Ljlego! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks for reviewing Joan Rivers. It's nice to submit an article and not have to wait 25 years to get it reviewed for a change. I've started working on nursing the Joan Rivers article back to health, and I wrote a review of Barbie Doll Worship. Anyway, your helpful, and timely review of my article is much appreciated. --THE 22:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

UPDATE--hey thanks for giving me the Golden Shower Award for my review of Barbie doll worship. I guess I should have given you a reward, too...oh...(smiles knowingly)...I guess I did. --THE 21:24, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke

THINKER'D. Update and change if needed, but my marks have been made. While impaired, so yeah, definitely edit accordingly. ;) --THINKER 07:19, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)

Also THINKER'D, +NOM On a roll tonight boy howdy. Good article. --THINKER 09:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

...for all the goodness to work with so far. --THINKER 10:24, 23 April 2007 (UTC)


113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50.jpg Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

Now you have a bunch of freed British sailors to go with your Iranian missle

Cheers for the vote as well! --Sibley 12:04, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I'd better be careful, with all this Iranian Contraband, the Patriot Act just might smite me.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:30, 29 April 2007 (UTC)


Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:29, 1 May 2007 (UTC)


Dry Martini.png NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies

Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 03:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Beating the odds

Good morning Ljlego, I added some more ideas to the [Beat the odds talk page]. Use them, abuse them, twist them, ignore them...Do what you like. -- di Mario 21:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh and sorry to bother you again, it seems the Wikia admins have changed the macro stuff once again. The link to your contribution page isn't working in your sig. The new URL to link to apparently is talk. Just thought I'd let you know. -- di Mario 20:37, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Well Chosen

Good decision, voting on UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED, that is. here:

Newcookie.gif User:Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:06, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

A word of caution

It seems that there are discussions in the village dump to set a maximum length for sigs, as such your sig might potentially drop a hammer on your head, so take a look at the dump from time to time to avoid getting hurt :) ~ 10:14, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


Well sniff time to let the chick leave the nest....Fly safely, and beware of the evil admins...Call me when you get your first feature, so I can stand in the crowed and applaud :)

~ 20:12, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Tory poster.jpg Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

thanks for the fish

Well, that's been on there on for awhile. Thanks for your offer, but I actually think I'm doing better now, I might just adopt myself. Again, thanks for the concern, but I must be off to find my stapler. Jimmy the Hellhound 13:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)


Weasel3689 would like to thank you for
Lord of the Flies.

Weasels Rule!

Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:02, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, snuggumboogerlips!

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:12, 19 May 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for reviewing my article You Are Stupid. I know you've already received this a couple of times, but I'll add another one:

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Ljlego! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

--Mr.Vib 23:37, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm Hungry

Gimme half a cookie.--Mr.Vib 00:43, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

  • Mmm...much better. Thanks again! --Mr.Vib 00:49, 20 May 2007 (UTC)


I noticed you put a few pages that are more than a week old on QVFD. They will not get deleted - that's the rules. QVFD is only for new pages. Put them on VFD instead (wait until it isn't full). Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I didn't know that. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:35, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
I have to disagree on that, There's nothing on the rules that says otherwise, and while QVFD is MAINLY for new crap, it can be used for not-so-new pages which are so sub-standard, you don't even want to bother moving them through VFD. ~ 14:19, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
OK, sure. I don't know at all, so feel free to use me as a conduit, but my two cents: those pages didn't deserve the attention VFD would've given them anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:21, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
OK, Mordillo. It isn't in the rules as I stated, but still, they won't get deleted on QVFD. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:58, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

You won my America Quiz on IRC!

You therefore get a cookie. I lied when I said a million dollars. That was just to encourage people to enter.

Newcookie.gif Pongo Version 2 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Author Hate

I feel ya' I think there are a lot of people out there you just ahte on authors who make one bad article and then credit anything they make as rubbih. Good luck!--Dr. Fenwick 03:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Newcookie.gif Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making me go all neurotic about a page I thought was finished. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sorry I'm late here is your tea--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 11:32, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

Pumpkin pie.jpg Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAcell Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:12, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!

PPCelebatoryPose.jpg Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

For your work on The Great Quasi-purge of 2007

I plan on handing several of these out, but you get the first, before we even start really, for doing a lot of the grunt work to get us started.

Hola, Ljlego! Maybe I can just call you Lenny..?

So... I heard you were adopting...

--[citations needed] 17:33, 26 May 2007 (UTC)


Make your n00b reinstate his (her?) vote for Folgers Crystals damn it! You can't toy with a man's emotions like this!!!!! :) --THINKER 20:36, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

What? She didn't? I told her to. Bitch, now I'll have to whip her give her a stern talking to.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:47, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Ermmm...Ljlego my friend, this is bad conduct. ~ 22:01, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo: Trust me, I had her permission. She asked me to do it for her in her extreme n00bishness. Ask her yourself. She's in IRC right now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:06, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thanks! --THINKER 04:04, 27 May 2007 (UTC)


Congrats man; I get featured, you get featured, all is well. :) --THINKER 06:36, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Hi, your sig is sucky

I have taken to fixing it so that it doesn't cause rubbish to show up on VFD. Hope you don't mind. --» >UF|TLK|» 14:28, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

...and it's fixed! --» >UF|TLK|» 14:30, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

You're Welcome

I'm actually part of Pee Review and I saw your article and decided to proofread some of it. Though thanks for the editing team, I'll be sure to join. If you have any other articles that need to be proofread I'll be glad to do so. -Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 16:45, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


Good job with your Fat Albert article gald you got it nomainted hopefully this is enough for you to vote for my articles once I do some touch-ups.--Dr. Fenwick 17:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


Yo! I'm here. So where do I sign? --Andorin Kato 20:17, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

You just did. Congratulations, you may call me Dad!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:18, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Jesus, how do you have so many underlings already?! --THINKER 21:05, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
IRC is a beautiful thing.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


Sorry for the long dealy, I've been very busy, so here's the idea in a nutsheell. Pretend the columbine massacre was a movie and that virginia tech is the sequel. Mention things like the holocaust survival who threw himself against the door did it because he was angry at not getting a better part in the movie etc. It needs some work but there it is.


We're killin' it! :) --THINKER 18:10, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

180px-The Earth seen from Apollo 17-white.jpg In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.

Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Sir Roger 06:37, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Piss off!

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Ljlego! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

For your review{s} on Filial Piety --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:51, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

QFH: Maginot Line

You took the QFH template off of Maginot Line. Just to clarify, the score was +13 (25%=5) on the VFH. Does this still save it? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:09, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Very well then. Is it still too late to help out (though I might not be able to begin contributing until tomorrow due to a rewrite I'm doing of Chuck Norris, but shh, don't tell anyone.)? -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:14, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

The purge

Ljlego, could you share with me your perameters for removing the tags off of QFH articles? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:17, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

See Forum:The Great Quasi-Purge of 2007--<<>> 02:42, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Skull-crossbones-pirate-fla.jpg Great Quasi-Purge of 2007 Veteran
This scurvy sea-dog were instrumental in the Dread Pirate Roberts' victory o'er the great Quasi-hordes. If ye ever be in a pinch, this land-lubber do be almost certainly helpful in yer quests.

For yer service to the crew, lad.--<<>> 01:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC)


You like progressive rock? Are you a Yes fan? --Leoispotter


Delaware is Quazi-Featured, please don't remove the template, its the little recognition I have for my literary works. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:37, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

See Forum:The Great Quasi-Purge of 2007--<<>> 02:43, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Wow dude...when you hear a thing in praise like what you said about me....the only thing left to do is...fall on one's ass. Thanks for the support!--Shandon 04:52, 1 June 2007 (UTC)


Here you go. You aren't an official cow... until now

Brown cow.jpg Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Brown Cow
Just because I felt like it.

The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportrait.jpgMUN possibility!!


Why the purging? Just curious. Mine was one of them, but I haven't been around for a while so I don't know why. Thanks,

Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

See Forum:The Great Quasi-Purge of 2007. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:23, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[email protected]

Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

0 This user has contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.

And have a userbox or two. Premier Tom Mayfair06:10, 02 June 2007 18:10, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

-- [sire] EMC [TALK] 22:32, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Great Job

Great job on getting your article HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute as a featured article. Good luck on the future articles! -Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 13:19, 3 June 2007 (UTC)


~ 16:50, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Jeffrey the Dancing Banana has blessed this article,
talk page, or template with his bodacious moves.
Jeffrey lives only to dance!

Thanks a great many solar masses for nominating my article Constipation for highlighting. It does mean a lot, and to show my gratitude, I have awarded you with a tone-deaf, wobbling fruit. Cheers. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:13, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Reviewing ?'s

Thanks for reviewing my article. I have a few ideas that you could screen through and offer your guidance.

  • In your review you said that Hillary Clinton was totally random. I see that now. Would it be funny if I changed it to Oprah?
  • The editors note. Is that alright or should it just end the book with her saying "goodbye, cruel world"?
  • How could I get your images score to 10? Sorry, but your comment wasn't that helpful.
  • I'm not sure what to do about the "fat fat fat" part. I really liked it, but apparently you didn't.
  • Humor advice. Maybe Adopt-a-Noob?

Necropaxx (T) {~}

Adopt a Noob

Yay! Thanks dad. I now seek your broad and widespread knowledge on the concept of humo(u)r. Necropaxx (T) {~}

Mad TV


I recently added an infobox and moved some of the pictures around (I substituted the television infobox for the film infobox as there seems to be a problem with the tv infobox formatting). Please feel free to revert the changes, especially now that is up for FA nomination. Congratulations, by the way! MadMax 11:23, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Also, I found some additional images if you'd like to take look at them (see [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]). MadMax 11:57, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Siggy, part 2

After the first run of complaints about your sig, here's run #2:

As noted here, max height for sigs and the images in them is 12px. Unfortunately, the sup tag breaks that.
Welcome to my sig jihad. Please take a number, and remain seated until your number is called. If you'd like to begin filling out your paperwork ahead of time, it is here. 06/8 00:01

Just been nominated!

You've just been nominated as Writer of the month by none other than your anti- Mink Game boy...--Gaberou 03:35, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Question, 'Dad'

How does one archive over and done with talks/discussions/whateverIShouldCall'Ems? --[citations needed] 17:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

thanks man!

Pb 2.jpg

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

thanks for the vote Lj! :) --THE 14:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal.jpg For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.


Hey, would you review my article? It would so make me happy tomorrow when I am sitting in my office at work, wondering why Germans act the way they do....It's almost time for bed, and when I wake up, I would love to be surprised! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 21:35, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Dude! I'll consider putting it up soon. An award might be in the works also. I haven't made a template in a long time, but I'll do that when I get home today. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

As promised, the dark executioner delivers his final blow...

Severian22.jpg You've been spared the sword...for now! Thanks for the help!!-Severian


You asked for pics for your nazi page...I forgot. My excuse it that I'm working way too much (84 hours this week...) and don't have the time or energy left over for much more than the occasional text-related edit and falling asleep in front of the TV. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, 11 June 2007 (UTC)


You should consider archiving your talk page. It's long. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 04:17, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Celebrity Manufacture.

This has now been sorted out thorough the proofreading service. Id be very greatful if you could provide that For vote you mentioned. --Winstanley1 12:21, 11 June 2007 (UTC)


I touched up Diary of a Fat Girl, could you please rereview it? Feel free to make any necessary changes in the book. Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:29, 11 June 2007 (UTC)