User talk:Luvvy

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Hello <insert name here>. I have one (or two) simple rule(s).
Be advised that were you to whore any of your articles or votes on my talk page, my automatic vote will be Symbol against vote.svg Against.
Also refrain from flaming or other abusive behaviour. This is still my user space and I reserve the right to remove what I don't like.
An angry, cranky and generally bitter Luvvy is not your Easter Bunny and will hate your guts for the duration of her next periods or so.

On Behalf of Luvvy[edit]

Her dearest lap-dwelling Luvvykins has asked me to forward onto the good Unicyclopedophiles the following short, sweet statement. Mostly because she had her cat type out a new password, and is banned by request(I think).


"If you send me an email, please put a reply-to address or don't bother"

Cheers, y'all.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:01, Sunday 01 November 2009  

Also, beer is good.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   08:02, Sunday 01 November 2009  

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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As to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth I[edit]

I know you already did a Pee Review, but I couldn't resist. Had you not claimed this within minutes of when the request was posted, and while I was away from my computer, I would likely have claimed it. So I did a second, unofficial, unscored amd unboxed review that I placed after yours. I hope you don't mind! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:43, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

I won't start crying as long as you (mostly) agree with me... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:06, 10 Nov
I've seen things in Pee Reviews I disagreed with, but as it happens I don't think I saw anything I strongly disagreed with in yours. I specifically said I agreed with some of your points, and added a few of my own just because I'm in love with Queen Elizabeth I. Do you think if I asked her really nicely she'd go out with me? I'm a little shy around royalty. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:02, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Also are you really retiring? Please tell me it's not true. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:05, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I think dating cousin Liz goes in the same category as being a necrophiliac by now... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:03, 11 Nov
What, is she sick or something? I hadn't heard. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:08, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I leave for one little hour[edit]

and you're gone again! *sigh* see ya around, then, maybe. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:02, Nov 12 2009

Why are you acting like this?![edit]

Please, Luvvy, it's the Internet. It is not to be taken seriously. We are all a bunch of idiots. This is true. So just ignore us! You quit IRC and the issue had pretty much cooled off for a few hours and here you come in again with the anger and the violence! I realize you must be livid right now. I for one take your side in that you did the right thing. But I cannot support your behavior after that. I know you've said you don't react well in social situations but I know you have some control over your actions. Please, and I mean this with all sincerity, just go. If you're leaving, then leave. I will be one of the few that miss you. But no matter how badly we idiots treat you, remember: we're not real. We don't matter. It is not worth it to get so worked up about something like this. (That goes for Optimuschris and all the other users who are making a huge deal out of the Luvvy business.) Go and have fun in real life, which is much better than this virtual shadow anyway.

One final word of advice: always remember that you are loved. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:05, Nov 12 2009 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANYWAYS?! They insult me, call me all sorts of names and tell me... to give you the exact words...

Cquote1.png Hey, I'm glad you can decide for everybody else what's funny and what isn't. And thanks for insinuating that I can only appreciate toilet humor, not too conceited at all, no sir. And poo-poo bai bai-ing a user's opinion who's contibuted far more funny stuff to this wiki than you have or probably ever will is just LOL. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:39, 11 Nov Cquote2.png

How can I feel at all appreciated after that? Tell me how can I feel like I have any human value?

I know I'm socially inept, I spend most of my spare time on the computer because I don't feel comfortable around people, especially males after having been continually abused in a very bad relationship with a man I thought I loved.

It's safe to edit atricles online. You won't be attacked, mugged or physically hurt, but then there's a bunch of half-wit uneducated teenagers who team up on you. It doesn't help your IQ's in the top 1% of the population. It doesn't help that you write at an academic level of English that makes the Harvard Law Review seem like children's bedtime stories. All that matters is that underneath tht all, I am a human being with feelings and they've been really, really badly hurt.

By what?

Well I get accused for things I did not intentionally cause to go askew. I have acted in good faith and now I get rewarded by kids half my age whining about how I've never contributed anything to the site.

This sort of a reaction on a smaller scale has happened before. Whenever I try to write an article, the few good guys say it's a promising start, yet if I dare submit it to reviewing in hopes of getting some advice on how to get the article to featureworthy status, I get insulted and bashed.

People forget that the string of text on their monitor is a living, breathing, feeling human being. And a living human being's feelings can get hurt. Were the argument in irc in stead in a bar, I'd have probably been thrown out by now, but I'd have broken a few bones, smashed in a couple of noses and definitely castrated at least one of the whiny kids with my knee.

Who am I? A nobody, just like OptyC is a nobody, just like Colin is a nobody, just like Andorin is a nobody, just like you are a nobody. The thing about the Internet is that because people aren't interacting with a flesh-and-blood human, people don't treat them with human decency. They call each other names. They make hurtful comments. They do all they can to get under someone's skin. How does one react to that? I start by trying to remember that there is a person behind that funky signature. Then I treat them with human decency. Not everyone follows this. Not by a long shot. But fighting fire with fire does not work. I could tell you stories about my abusive behavior to my family. I won't go farther than that, though. The point is, my actions didn't change a thing. Neither are your responses. Yes, you were hurt. Yes, you feel miserable and low and your self-esteem is virtually nil. But if you try to put it into perspective, take a step back and a deep breath, I hope you'll see us Uncyclopedians for who we really are -- silly children who are not worth getting angry over. No matter how hard we try.

Sincerely, Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:45, Nov 12 2009

I haven't been involved in this whole thing so don't belong in this discussion, but I'm here anyway. I agree very strongly that people treat others on the Internet in a way that they would never have the guts/gal/stupidity to do IRL. I saw a program once narrated by John Cleese. It gave an example of two male drivers whose cars bumped into each other. They ranted and yelled at each other. Then it showed two men pushing baby carriages that bumped into each other. The men both quickly apologized. Scientists believe we go by facial cues, and of course respond to each other's facial expressions. The two men in the cars were yelling before they saw each other's faces, so they continued yelling. The two men pushing baby carriages saw each other right away, and apologized right away. Facial recognition is how we survive as a social species. On the Internet, there's typically no facial expression, just a made-up name, and even when there is a face, it's generally not interacting with your own. And by the way, I disagree with this "we're all nobodys" part. I consider people to be perhaps the most important things in the world. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:27, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Luvvy[edit]

This probably won't change anything, but you should know: you made me kind of angry today, but I'm over it, I like you, and I hope you won't leave. That's all. talk 06:32, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I hope you don't go Luvvy. This wiki needs quality contributors and you are one of those ! (has my sig been fixed now ?) --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 19:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, that's it![edit]

Read, understand, then stay the hell away from each other. You're acting like children. Bad children. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:59, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yup, got it. But since I'm pretty much permabanned as far as I know and misplaced my password for Luvvy, it's highly unlikely I'll be missed...
--BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 20:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC) Better known as -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:03, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
Not true. I'll miss you, for one. You're one of the actually funny writers. Myocardialinfarction 22:12, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

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