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Bam Bam Bigelow[edit]

Hey Maniac,

Fantastic job on Bam Bam Bigelow. Not too many people write wrestling articles on Uncyclopedia, aside from Randy Orton vandalism, and I'm glad to see someone took it on. If you're interested, there's a wrestling section at Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. A lot of these written in-character (e.g. The Iron Sheik) would be comedy gold. I'm surprised no one's dropped a line at the good folks of Wrestlecrap yet... MadMax 12:08, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Maniac1075 14:46, October 18, 2009 (UTC) thanks, just finished one for Jake The Snake Roberts and Shawn Micheal's (wasn't listed, but i was surprised no ones done one)

Bret Hart[edit]

--Maniac1075 21:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC) I'm not really happy with the way my Bret Hart page came out, if someone thinks they could add more to it to make it funnier, go right ahead and have a go. Also I couldn't think of anything to write on comments to the pictures posted on there. So feel free to add what you want to that page.


Do I spy me a stowaway?[edit]

Ahoy! Me thinks me sees a stowaway who snuck aboard Imperial Colonization and edited Transformers without joining the crew. Wants to walk the plank and swim with the sharks? No? Then fear not. Simply go to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and apply for the crew where it says "Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)." Otherwise, I'm a thinking you might be shark bait. ARRR! Buccaneer WHY??? 07:39, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

- All I did was add a link to Faggatron in the related articles --Maniac1075 07:47, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I runs me a pirate ship. You step on deck, you're either a captive or a member of the crew. (Seriously, I sent that message to everyone who edited but hadn't yet applied. My motive here is to encourage people who've show an interest to get involved.) Happy editing! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:00, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I see, I just made a page I linked to, I don't really think i'd have anything to contribute to the Transformers other then that --Maniac1075 08:06, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

The IC is actually finished with that article, but will be beginning work on another one after we vote on what it will be. If you're interested, you're welcome to apply. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:37, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

i appreciate the offer, but I don't really have anything to contribute to transformers. I'm pretty much bone dry on ideas for anything right now! --Maniac1075 10:18, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Understood. But as I said above, we're done with Transformers, and will soon be voting on what to do next. But do as you will! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:16, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I see what it is, sure I'll come aboard, captain! --Maniac1075 19:12, March 9, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

I'm Batman[edit]

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

The future[edit]

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize!

This is slightly out of date (Creationism just got featured!), but the rest is more-or-less current. Welcome aboard! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  09:07, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

About your Batman edits[edit]

They will have no effect. If you'll check the links above (and read the note at the top of the Batman article), you'll see we're editing it in Imperial Colonization space. The Batman article as it exists when we're finished will be moved into history. If you want to help out, enter IC space. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:04, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)


Sorry this has nothing to do with dills or defecation[edit]

About your edit here. Does that make it less likely for people to accidentally change my template when they're trying to post a response? If so, thanks (even though you did technically invade my user space, if you fixed the problem I caused I really appreciate it). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:22, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

huh? I don't know what your talking about? --Maniac1075 16:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Click on here listed above, and see the edit you made. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:00, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
The moving it up spaces? I don't know why it's saying I did it, It wasnt me. Must be a error on the sites part.--Maniac1075 17:03, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
My guess is you attempted to make an edit on your talk page, and ended up editing the template. I'll take the blame for that--I've since been told how to set it up to avoid that problem. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:44, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, Okay, no worries.--Maniac1075 01:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Hulk Hogan[edit]

Wow! I went over the pages past history, and saw where it was when you took it over (a useless pile of words) and then where you took it in bursts of what had to be creative energy storms. I haven't read it word for word, and look forward to doing that after the pee review process is over, but on a glance you seem to have prepared a near masterpiece worthy of the Hulkster himself. An epic work so far, congratulations! Aleister in Chains 20:02 13 4 mmx

Your review is done, bro. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Hulk Hogan --Matfen 21:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Lol wut? Really? Those factoids just blew my mind open. This doesn't really change my verdict, but thanks for educating me, anyway. --Matfen 22:14, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
thanks for reviewing it matfen and being honest. I have a tiny suspicion you may not be a wrestling fan, or have been a Hulkamaniac yourself? Which is probably where some of the attempted humor I put into the article may not have made much sense. Most of what I have written about is actually loosely based on the career of Hulk Hogan and following the timeline from the beginning to present with not a lot actually just made up with no factual support of some variation or another behind it. Pretty much just the beginning and future of Hogan is purely fictional, the rest is parody of what his career actually has been. The structure I put on it is seen in the index itself, you can see what is listed under WWF career, then stops to when in 1993 he decided to retire and become an actor full time, then back to wrestling back and forth between acting and wrestling. I did at one stage seperate the whole wrestling career and movie career into two sections, but thought it was a better idea to just add what happened between 1993 and when he returned to wrestling and doing the same thing between his later days at the end of WCW till he reached the WWE. So it is actually following an accurate timeline. Oh, and the opening quotes, I put too many there because the index is so long, I didn't like the look of just blank space and using a full TOC looked like a jumbled mess. So I added a lot of quotes to fill it in to make it look a little better then just a big blotch of white nothing. However if there is more options to use then just TOCfull/left/right I would really appreciate if you could help me out on that, I know I have seen some other articles use various ways of displaying the index, but I was unable to retrace my steps to where I once saw those a long time ago to check out what coding was used to make them. But anyway, I do respect your opinions and thank you for your honesty. --Maniac1075 22:30, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry for the late reply (I'm a lazy bastard). Yeah, you're right, I'm not a big wrestling fan, mostly because growing up I never had the TV channels to watch it on. The closest I got was Smackdown every saturday morning at my mate's house, back before those animal-lovers reclaimed the WWF trademark. I think when I stopped watching, Hulk Hogan was pretending to be Mr. America. So yeah, based upon that and seeing Hogan in one of those Three Ninjas movies, I have very little to make a frame of reference. I'll give how to introduce the article a bit of thought for now, and probably soon, once some creativity strikes, I'll try something out. Peace. --Matfen 16:46, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I never actually witnessed the transition between WWF to WWE myself, I lost all interest in wrestling when i started doing it around 2000 and have only watched an occasional match here and there since. Kinda surprised myself just how much crap I still know about wrestling to poke fun at it on this site being that I'm not even into it anymore. --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 01:32, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Cookies[edit]

Newcookie.gif Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
For making a shitload of requested articles and doing a great job each time
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Because you deserve another one
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Now go play in traffic.

You're amazing! Keep up the great work. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:55, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I wouldn't say I'm amazing, I'm just one man trying to make a difference, without a really cool talking car.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:05, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

An appeal to national pride[edit]

As a fellow Australian, you must also understand the risk that we face here having the Imperial Colonisation having so much of an influence from those damned Yankees. I'd love to see you having a strong input into our latest colonisation on Science fiction. Keep up the good work, and 'grats on the nom for WotM. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 07:45, May 4 2010 UTC

I'll input something to the colony once I have an idea for one of the subjects. Right now, nothing comes to mind for Science Fiction.... only that joke Stephen Wright tells... which escapes my mind what it was, so it couldn't have been that good. --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:11, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

At random[edit]

Just to take one of your many pages at random, Married. . .With Childre, this could easily be featured if, and only if, you let someone edit it for spelling, grammar, and brief edits for "making sense" and stuff. Your writing and photochopping are your strong points, your spelling and minor glitches are your weak points, and this is what friends on the site are for! I'd be happy to edit sweep a few of your pages, Commandore Puppy would probably be happy to do so, HELPME is a very good friend-of-the-site. In short, your greatness has finally been recognized, yay----and now you have the cut-men to come in and patch up the minor abrasions. And congrats on being nommed for Writer of The Month by the Grand Pubaa Himself (do you know how fuckin' rare that is?) Aleister unchained 11:07 4 5 MmX

I know my spelling and vocabulary isn't great, I only have a small dictionary. Sure man, go for it! --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:51, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
I've heard you have small other stuff besides a dictionary, but I won't go there until I know you better. Thanks, will do, but later, must sign off now and have a life for awhile. I'll work on Married. . .With Children later on. Cheers and salutations, and have a drink on me. Al sans chains 12:01 4 5 MMX
dont pick on my small penis, you wouldn't pick on a cripple? A small dick is like a disability, man! :P --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:09, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry. I've heard that Al has a huge dic... tionary. He boasts of it often in his amazingly high soprano voice. But yeah, your work is good, but not quite there yet. And it was a hard choice between yourself and Mooshy as WotM. My reasons for voting the way I did I've already mentioned, but with a little nudging I think you're close to FA territory on a few pieces. I have to do something IC related tomorrow, but I'll have a look through your body of work and see what I can suggest. In the meantime, UN:PROOF is your friend - use it. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 12:43, May 4 2010 UTC
Cool, thanks! --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Paris Hilton UnNews[edit]

About your UnNews article, UnNews:Paris Hilton gets girlfriends pregnant: aside from changing the title to UnNews standards, I'm not sure what to do with it. Some of the bad grammar is endearing (to me, at least), but the logical flow isn't very... logical. Are some of the "mistakes" intentional? If so, please enlighten me. It has potential to be better. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:36, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

not really, my grammar just sucks, everyone complains about it!--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 12:40, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

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PLEASE FIX YOUR SIG ASAP![edit]

I'm going to try fixing it because it's making everything that comes after your sig black. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:45, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

I'm really sorry for messing with your sig, but everything that comes after it is changing to black. As things are still black after I changed it, apparently the problem isn't just your sig but your settings. I changed the settings for this post so you could read it but of course I can't change the setting for your signature. I suspect in my preferences at the top of your screen you need to change it to

{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Maniac1075/sig}}

Please do this ASAP as it's screwing up pages everywhere you signed after the settings got changed (at least that's my suspicion). Thanks.

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:01, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Should be a little better. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 03:58, Jun 3 2010 UTC
ok, is it better now? --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 07:39, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Still need to change your sig preferences as per Why?'s note above. Once that is done then after you save a page then the code you should see should just be {{User:Maniac1075/sig}} - where you've signed in the past will need to be fixed though, as the code is spilling out. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 08:46, Jun 3 2010 UTC
wait, he said change it to (({SUBST:nosubst|User:Maniac1075/sig}} and you said, {{User:Maniac1075/sig}}... it's currently showing the first one? is that right? If not, i'll just delete the sig all together. --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 08:51, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
What he said. I just did the tl so it looked right PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 09:06, Jun 3 2010 UTC
ah ok, well thats done, is the sig working ok now? --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:03, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

perfect PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Thursday, 10:22, Jun 3 2010 UTC

Yeah, cool and stuff. Glad you got it worked out.
And by the way, I was letting you know what needed to be changed in "my preferences." Puppy was letting you know how the code for your signature should appear on pages you sign after you made that change. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:19, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Another thing about your sig: It's too tall. Make it less tall, please. As per UN:SIG, no more than 12px high, or the world will end (probably). Seriously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:11, Jun 7

Your many good pages[edit]

Hey Joe, whatdayaknow. If I had the time I'd mug an editor at the Onion. lock them in a room, and have them edit your articles for grammar and spelling and other things. The next best thing, would you mind if we (you, I, and others) try to round up eight or so people to take two of your pages apiece to edit sweep? You, as you know, have some of the best "undiscovered" pages here, and all they need is polish and spit. You'd have to pick your best pages, no normal ADD afflicted human being could read all of yours, and maybe onnly two or so of the wrestling ones (although you could kidnap an editor from Wrestling Magazine or whatever they promote the honored sport with). Anyway, an idea, not because you're a cool and nice guy, that's a side befefit, but because your best pages add lots of value to this site and when I buy it I want to turn around and sell pieces of it to our competitors. Aleister 10:21 16 6 MMX

So you want me to pick my own greatest hits to be an editors nightmare? Hmmm... this requires me looking at each of them again *shudder*
ok... after lookin at most of them... HOLEY SHIT!!! i've done some really CRAP articles too!!!
non-wrestling favs... this one, but it got huffed User:Maniac1075/Shit_Pickle
wrestling ones

--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 10:54, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nice list, and I will read many of them. I once started to edit Married with Children, got about half way done before my hospitalization because of my suicide attempt. If it's ok with you I'll continue with that one and Debbie Does Dallas. Won't read them now, but I did read the Pickle thing. Why was it huffed? Seems like a funny page, and you spelled everything right! (both words!) And how long ago did that happen? Anyways, I have to go rescue some of those oiled birds now, gotta eat. Aleister 11:09 16 6 MMX

stick in their, dude. I've been in that situation before, and I can tell you that things will get better. Yeah, do what you wish with any article of mine, they probably all could do with edits somewhere, and anything anyone wants to add to them, go for it... most registered users add something decent to articles, just the unregistered ones I usually undo.
Shit Pickle was huffed by KillerFroggy about 2 days after it was made in March, just leaving the comment (doody)... so it's either shit, or KillerFroggy has no idea who Shit Pickle is, and that that IS all Shitpickle ever says, so it may have just looked like something silly that looked like someone was just fuckin' around... which I pretty much did, I think I spent 10 mins on that article, which is 3 more mins then any other! :D

--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 20:46, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

No, wait, KillerFroggy huffed the article by himself, a big one like that. Nah, you need to get that mainspaced again, imnho, especially if you like it as one of your favorites. We need to find out about how to get pages unhuffed, as I know of several which need to be mainspaced again (there's the User:Ratmaster/Non-Huffable Kitten page that had no right, again imnho, to be huffed). I don't know if you were playing along, but my suicide comment was about editing your Married with Children page (that it drove me to a suicide attempt), just a joke. Not a real life thingy. And you have other pages I'd love to see proofread, I'll list those soon. Now, please have a look at Funnybony's and my Tantra page, and if you like it, vote on VFH for it. You see, long- time-user first time caller, the really cool kids here hang around the VFH page (and the VFD page too, let alone the VFG page which is for the ultra-cool kids). Get to all three and you'll be one of the cool kids too, because you are one of our best writers and more of the cool kids should get to know that. Tantra is a good place to start (hee hee). Will find the name of that kitten page and come back. Aleister 00:14 17 6 mmx

I know it was a joke, I had to read my pages again last night, so I felt your pain and was giving you my condolences. I can only try to put it back on the main article, and see if sticks... like that phrase, "if you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it's bound to stick" so lets try round 2. I'll check out these VH1 specials you are telling me about, but if I see Lady Gaga on their doing any unplugged numbers, I will seek you out for revenge! --ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 00:26, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

re-posted it to Shit Pickle... I thought about adding a "proofread" as a joke, but seeing another word on their would just demote the use of the English language.
I don't know if just putting it back works or not, or if that will get you banned for ten-years at hard labor. The stuff I mean, of course, are the Votes for Highlight, on the navagation stuff on the left there (but you know that one), the VFD page (just put VFD in the search box) and Votes for Good page (just search VFG). Those, the forums, and the talk pages are the fun playgrounds here. I call dibs on the second swing from the left. . .Aleister 1:18 17 6 MMX
yeah, i've passed through those sections before... sometimes I read an article and just have no opinion at all on them, so I don't vote ney or yey... and sometimes I see a crappy article and try to add something to it if I can think of anything... unless I feel strongly about saying something about it, I just keep to the shadows. But I am perving watching.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 01:40, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Cool, I'm glad you're lurking. Thank you for the Tantra vote. In seriousness, the page is meant as a very real page for people interested in the subject, or in sex and/or consciousness in general. One more, just one more, have you read HowTo:Reinvent the wheel yet? It's one I really love, and its floundered on VFH for a long time and just picked up a little steam in the last few days. If you love it like you love your dear old ma, please give it a vote, but if you hate it like you hate your drunken father who beats you repeatedly (a man does need a hobby) vote against it--and lastly, if you are indifferent, please suggest changes instead, I'd enjoy your advice. Now I've got to go get myself someone to tantra!! Geese! Aleister 2:48 17 6 MMX
p.s. lol, I just watched some of the Shit Pickle vids. I think you're page is rescued just because it has a basis for existing based on the vids, and can't be seen as just a vandal writing shit all over the place.

Hulk Hogan[edit]

Check out Roman's user page, unless he's changed it some good Hulkster stuff. Aleister 10:56 18 6 MMX

cool, but those pics are already on the Hulk Hoganpage.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 11:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

I sincerely apologize[edit]

I can't believe I booked reviewing Married With Children and then dropped it. I'm very sorry about that and I don't even have a good reason--some things came up and I simply forgot. If no one does a review in the next three or four days, I'll sincerely try to get to it. Again, I apologize. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:52, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

its ok, all can be forgiven if you just drop a 20 dollar donation to may PayScam account.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 06:29, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
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