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Hello, Mightydandylion, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Pee Review[edit]

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Mightydandylion! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thank you for such an amazingly articulate and well-thought review. I can see that you're going to be contributing great things to this site. --THINKER 18:10, 22 February 2008 (UTC)


So...I look at a user like you who has already written one fantastic article, done several quality Pee Reviews, and has also done some cool, handy stuff around the site, and I see a potential candidate for NotM. You think you would be on board with that? Come March, I'd be honored to nom you. Just let me know if you'd be down. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 02:13 Feb 25)

More importantly, I'd be down. As my n00b, he is of course, my property. Plus I was planning on doing it already. --THINKER 15:32, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
FINE, then I'll just BACK OFF and just VOTE FOR HIM WHEN YOU NOM HIM. Bastard. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 15:38 Feb 25)
No no, he stole your opportunity to review my article, I'll bow out for you. ie. forget to do it. --THINKER 16:03, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey guys, I really appreciate it. Of course, I'd be down with it. However, I guarantee you the power will get to my head. I suggest you both prepare a sedative should the worst arise. And stow away any ladies' delicates.Mightydandylion 01:59, 27 February 2008 (UTC)


I've been watching the watchlist and saw that you fixed the ending on that one article I liked. I think I'll go ahead and nominate it now if you've got no further changes to make. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:12 Feb 29

Thank you! May your socks stay forever dry!Mightydandylion 00:19, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
What an odd expression. You're alright, kid. =D And keep in mind that I'm only doing this in hopes that you might notice that I have an article up for VFH as well. Well, that's not entirely true, I'll nominate your article even if you vote against mine. Really, this was just an excuse to be a whore. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:25 Feb 29


GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Mightydandylion! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Your review was great! I've alreay started to filter the bad out of my article. One problem is making it more accessible. A lot of the best gags rely on an understanding of roman history. Feel free to make edits on it if you like.

Thanks for the pee, have a shower --Eldop 10:21, 12 March 2008 (UTC)


You forgot to review mah page that you stamped your "I have reviewed this Lolz" thing on. 0_0

--Ninja Kow 14:36, 14 March 2008 (UTC)


I don't mean to be pushy or anything, but the tag made it look like somebody had reviewed it, and I thought people wouldn't look.

Re: Hello![edit]

Thanks! That's what it's all about. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 22:57, 15 March 2008 (UTC)


GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Mightydandylion! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Also, receive THIS!

Pee reviewer of the month award.png Nominated Reviewer of the Month
This user has been nominated for Reviewer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate any helpful reviewers at Reviewer of the Month.

Thanks ever so much for your helpful review. I made a couple of changes to the article, can you let me know if they've improved the story?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:39, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Alrighty! I decided to go for the gold here and make some more edits. I left one of the things you said could be taken out because it made me chuckle, but I took some consideration of your redux. I also added some more of what I think is humorous content, another image, and a late extra that I actually came up with for the initial article but never managed to work in. Good?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:04, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
I don't mind no nominations at all-wise.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:08, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Bail-Ling Gual[edit]

Thank you very much for your kind comments. I also wrote an article on 'The Man' called UnNews:I'm Sorry if you're interested. I'd love your opinion on that one, since you wrote a 'The Man' Article as well. --WesMan20 15:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)WesMan20

Adding UnNews:I'm Sorry to Pee Review[edit]

I will do it today. Glad you liked the opening... --WesMan20 16:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Please forgive my idiocy[edit]

Exactly how do I add the article there? I went there to do it, but I'm not sure how to... --WesMan20 16:39, 17 March 2008 (UTC)


Figured it out. At your leisure, sir... --WesMan20 18:36, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

UnNews:Oh Hell Nah![edit]

Glad you like that one. That makes me feel really good. I'll submit it and remove one of the others. Don't want to be a review hog. As for UnNews:I'm Sorry, take your time reviewing it. I'm not a rushed person by any means. I'll probably write less and try to get some reviews in myself, now that work has eased up a bit. --WesMan20 22:33, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

If I have stepped on your toes in pee review...[edit]

...I am sorry. I just review things as I see them and have not bought into this "template" thing. Again, my action was done on the quick, but never meant to insult. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:25, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

As Ms Pretty said to me when I discussed the above with her - there is no limit to the number of reviews an article can have. Essentially, the templates are just a way of letting people know that a review is being done so they can choose to help someone else if they prefer. If they decide they still have something to say about that article, well, so much the better for the author who gets more help! Go right ahead and give your review! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:54, Mar 18
All right, Thanks! Mightydandylion 16:06, 18 March 2008 (UTC)


I was reviewed helpfully by Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• but I still would like your opinion. I agree with some things she said, but the more opinions the better... ! --WesMan20 18:03, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Your Review[edit]

Thanks a great deal - to you and DamePrettiest. I'm going to work on the article in the coming 10 days (or so) and resubmit for Pee Review. (10 days because I just took on a weighty assignment at work - I thought I'd slowed, but of course... ). You guys have been quite helpful. Be well... --WesMan20 13:52, 19 March 2008 (UTC)


How do you do an image / template for use in Pee Review (Still a noob...) --WesMan20 14:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

If you don't mind...[edit]

I'm gonna use a reworked version of your template (below) until I've had time to go through them all and choose one that works a little better for me, or create my own... If that's cool for now...


Behold! "I am the man who brought writing to life when it was dead,

Whose hand combined sure accuracy with masterly ease.

Whatever is to be found in nature, may be found in my scribes.

To no one was it given to write more or to write better.

I am WesMan! - What need was there to say it?

This name of itself will for many years suffice as an epitaph." (Actually, I'm just gonna review your article. Cheers...)

|, WesMan20!

Forgive me for commandeering your talk page, Mightydandylion, but I'd just like to point out that the {{PRIP}} would be much easier to use as a booking tag than making your own. And no, I'm not just saying that because I made the bloody template. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:43 Mar 19
Oh, it's fine! Good to hear from you SysRq! Yes, the {{PRIP}} template is an excellent template to work with, WesMan20. (concerning your template) How silly, haha. It's big though. Still, very silly. Try to really condense your thoughts. You'll find that many of the pee review templates are pithy (example. {{PRIP}}). Also, I noticed that in the end it says "I, Wesman20": yeah, I have no idea why but I can't seem to fix the code so that it just says "Mightydandylion". Anyhoo, have fun! Mightydandylion 18:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
For that, {{u|Mightdandylion}} produces Mightydandylion. You could also put [[User:Mightydandylion|Mightydandylion]] if you want. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:57 Mar 19
Hey, thanks! Mightydandylion 19:15, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Hey, thanks to you both! I'll look into the template you describe SysRq!.--WesMan20 13:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


UUpartay.jpg Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Because you're doing a decent job around here, and you've done some damn decent reviews recently. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:57, Mar 19

Incidentally, on the subject of those reviews, you're doing very well - if you're interested, you could consider yourself part of PEEING, which is a group for decent reviewers. You could pop the highly decorative {{User PEEING}} box on your userpage, and even call yourself a Fresh Stain, if it takes your fancy (I wasn't so taken with that title, myself). This denotes you as a consistently high quality reviewer, and may give you a feeling of self-satisfaction that comes with such recognition. Or not. It's up to you, really. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:08, Mar 19
I agree, PEEING seems like a great place for you. We'd love to have you if you feel like joining our ranks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:12 Mar 19
Well, everyone is jumping onto this page now! I second the above, (or is that third???). In my experience it does actually help a little to be a member of Peeing if you are doing lots of reviews. As UU says, we don't just let anyone in, and if you are in Peeing, people will know to take your advice seriously. Well, except if the reviewer is Cajek of course, in which case, everyone knows he's a big old dufus. Oh, go join Peeing! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:16, Mar 19
Hey, Under User! Thanks! You sure know how to make a guy feel good inside. :)
All right! Shucks, I think I'll go on and mosey over there. Mightydandylion 22:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Mightydandylion's Talk Page: The Place To Be! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:26 Mar 19

Further template[edit]

Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

For an awesome review (I never liked the Golden Shower award). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:16, Mar 21

UnNews:I'm Sorry[edit]

I added some more jokes which helped to lengthen it. Any better? Worse? Thanks again for all your help. ..--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 14:58, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

No rush!--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 20:20, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your words[edit]

I hope they are true :). "A kick in the pants"? Hey, are you trying to flatter me for motives unseen? As for a second look, I actually did send it to DamePrettiest for a second look. I tried reposting it on Pee Review, but it said it was already there so I couldn't put it back on the "current" page. If you know a way to do it, please enlighten me. By the way...

GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Mightydandylion! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

When I get used to the templates and stuff after being around here awhile, I'll find a more personal way to show my appreciation. Until then, I hope this suffices. It seems to still bear meaning... :) --WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 00:05, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir... I'll try to be expedient about putting it back on Pee Review...--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 13:36, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I suck. Let's face it.[edit]

But 50% health and only 4 total votes just isn't right. Forgive my whoriness, I hope we can still be friends after this. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:31 Mar 29

UN:PIC request[edit]

I done made it, and posted it there so I could show everyone "hey, I do photoshop too!" Just, er, letting you know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

I made two different versions, one with another arm on the other side of the tank and one without said extra arm. Both have the original scrollbar.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:00, 31 March 2008 (UTC)


Congrats on the award, that's as well deserved as they come. It also allows you to give yourself airs and graces, if you care, such as calling yourself Sir Mightydandylion, and/or adding CUN in your sig somewhere. Woo! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:37, Apr 1

Wait, I thought you had to be a KUN to be a knight! You mean I could have been Sir SysRq all this time? And congrats to you, MDL. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:24 Apr 1

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Otter[edit]

Hey Mightydandylion, remember me? It's Cajek, the guy you reviewed Otter for! Hey, would you mind going back and looking over my changes? I've fixed it up slightly for your pleasure... Thanks, if you can!   Le Cejak <Apr 05, 2008 [18:36]>

Thank you MDL! Could you maybe take another even quicker look at it? Do you feel like the score could go up (or, GULP, down)? Maybe jot your thoughts down in the pee review itself (easier for me to find later)?   Le Cejak <Apr 06, 2008 [16:49]>


Average thanks.gif UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

Cheers MDL, you are a gent! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:23, Apr 7

A heartfelt thank you.[edit]

sir @ 01:31 Apr 11

Still Here (kinda :) )[edit]

I know I've disappeared for a bit. Sorry. I've been kind of busy at work and I'm moving to a new apartment soon as well as starting a new art project right after that. But I will try and at least get back in the UnNews swing, and soon (well, like in a month or so) I hope to get started working on my first actual Uncyclopedia (Non-UnNews) article. Thank you for the concern though, that actually means a lot to me... (yes, seriously) :)--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 13:51, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

BTW, I added a new image to UnNews:I'm Sorry if you wanted to check it out. Just to complement one of the quotes from the article. Hope it works. Laterz...--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 14:26, 11 April 2008 (UTC)


Thank you for your indepth review it has been very usefull. I think my problem is that prior to this article my only experience of writing is adding content to wikipedia that is either totaly irrelavent or totally untrue but delivering it in such a way that it goes unoticed or unchallaged for weeks or months. yes, i have a sad life. it's a good competitive multiplayer game though, seeing how long each persons edit of a previously featured article lasts. But anyway back to the point, i'm just stuck in that style of writing (obviously altered quite a bit for uncyclopedia but not enough) and that's not for here. Less comparing shakespeare to oppenheimer and more moist beef i think. more research into the style of writing acceptable on uncyclopedia needed. labia majora (major) rewrite coming in the next few weeks. this article will be featured! --Stains 10:58, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

Crack Article[edit]

My attempt at a rewrite. I have more to add and some tweaking to do, but this is where I'm at so far. I pulled some ideas from my UnNews:I'm Sorry article. Let me know your thoughts and seriously, don't pull punches... :)--WesMan20 Nothing to... ... read here (talk) 19:37, 15 April 2008 (UTC)


I'm surprised, actually, that you didn't notice the grandest meta-humor of them all; the sections are organized such that the first has five haikus, the second has seven, and the third has five. This would probably only bring about a "what is the author's problem exactly?", but I just figured I would let you know. The absence of pictures is hard to overcome. I don't want to clog the page. I could try to do something like I did for this, but it might not work the same.

The only thing I'd like to ask is what exactly your "scale" of response is: smirk, recognition, etc. Approximation only is fine. Thanks for the review.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:04, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

As asinine as it is, I'm going to request that you rethink your images score, so I can lift my sallow ego.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:56, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
The extent of "artisticness" with which the pictures are placed is "does it look good" and "does it look deep". No, like, special meaning. I've been wracking my brain to figure out a way to deepen it, so to speak.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:06, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes[edit]

Is it Friday afternoon, yet? :)   Le Cejak <Apr 19, 2008 [3:26]>


Thank you, MDL! Very good review!   Le Cejak <Apr 19, 2008 [13:14]>

I changed quite a few things and wrote down the changes at the pee review page. Maybe have a look again? Thank you again, MDL!   Le Cejak <Apr 19, 2008 [14:42]>
Wow, thank you MDL! Do you think the humor or image scores changed at all? I, like ljlego, have a fragile ego that can only be stimulated by big numbers. :D   Le Cejak <Apr 19, 2008 [17:17]>

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Scat II[edit]

Thanks for the review. I've made a few minor additional changes, including adding a fake Wikipedia box. I thought about your suggestion to have some guide about where the songs came from-- I kind of think that this would be spoiling some of the fun; and part of the humor is reading the nonsense then suddenly seeing something that you recognize. A lot of them can be googled, but there are obviously different ways of spelling some of them. For example, I deliberately changed the spelling of "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (a song by the Police), because I thought that a string of two-letter words in the article looked stupid.

I'm particularly proud of the "Hi de hi de hi de hi" table: that's from a 1940s song called "Minnie the Moocher" by Cab Calloway, although there was an early-90s rapper who borrowed from it. I'm also pleased with my "H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A" formula (from Jay-Z).

That "Tam bo li" part is, of course, Lionel Ritchie: Night Long (All Night) Strictly speaking, it might be words in a foreign language rather than scat, but I still thought it was funny.

Glad you liked it. Thanks again. Spikebrennan 14:01, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Spikebrennan 14:01, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

BTW MightyD, both UU and I thought that your review of this was... well, it was good, we just really disagree with the score you gave that article... I don't want to put words in UU's mouth, but I think he would agree.   Le Cejak <Apr 28, 2008 [14:53]>


Good luck this month - hope you win! –—Hv (talk) 1/05 16:05

NotM - Thanks[edit]


Mightydandylion, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks oh Mighty one! - 16:23 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Pee Review/User:PF4Eva/Mr. Nice Guy[edit]

Thanks for the meta-pee-review! I will try to alter my pronouns accordingly, in the future. Sadly, I'm not sure that "This article looks like it was begun with no plan for what it was going to be" would elicit a much more positive response - and that's the main problem with the article. Still - worth a shot. No more second-person for me. Cheers! --Hyperbole 17:53, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

User:Mightydandylion/Simon da Busboi's The First Sex[edit]

I'll be curious to see what you do with this. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:24 May 5

Me too, lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 00:41, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
I won't say why, but I don't think I would be qualified to review this, *ahem*... I blame uncyc, not my beautiful back-hump! Leave my back-hump alone!   Le Cejak <May 05, 2008 [0:35]>
It's easy to imply it in the safety of a talk page; but it takes a MAN to disclose their sexual inadequacy to the world via template on a humor wiki. Show me your power! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 00:41, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
I admit it, you're more manly than me! But there's only one way to end this lack of sexxorz, MDL. I think you know where I'm going with this...   Le Cejak <May 05, 2008 [0:45]>
I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:53 May 5

Thanks for voting[edit]

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:10, 6 May 2008 (UTC)


Thank you for voting

You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:13, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:45, 8 May 2008 (UTC)


You like BBQ too!!! --ILoveBBQ 16:22, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

*sweat* *fidget* I don't love it , love it. I just enjoy it. And like it. Forgive me for suggesting anything but. I mean, let me just say this: "Excuse me, and be assured that I meant no offence to you, by speaking, in so quiet a way, of my own feelings. Believe them to be stronger than I have declared"Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 16:23, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Being careful not to change your allegiance from aubergines to BBQ, I see! - 16:58 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Ah, caught me. lol Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 17:12, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

It's time.[edit]

For such a popular user such as yourself, you will find it necessary at some point to...

...archive your talk page.

This is that time. 40+ headers? Not cool. Do sum' 'bout dat, boi! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:55 May 8

Ah, I was hoping to wait until it reaches 100. It seems like an accomplished number. I'm afraid I'm quite adamant about that, please accept my apologies, hahaha Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 01:15, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
You don't want to start any forum topics, dude. I'm just warning you because I care about you. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:47 May 10

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:23, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings[edit]

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:56, May 12

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:52, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH![edit]

Genericband.jpg FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Also, thanks for the nom! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 18:55, May 15

A funny anecdote[edit]

I was in the IRC channel for counter-vandalism, and apparently one of the things the bots are programmed to notify people of is very long additions to pages, because they are "possible gibberish," as phrased by the bot. I looked at the page, and it was a pee review done by you. I laughed knowing that it was one of your extremely useful and constructive edits that had caused the anti-vandal bot to warn me about something that could be malicious. Thought you might get a bit of a laugh out of that too. -RAHB 08:14, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Oho!, lol thanks for telling me RAHB. HahahahahahahahahaThe robot knows too much. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 08:26, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

tanks for peeing on my article[edit]


Tanks for reviewing my avalnche article. Yeah, its not finished, but i needed to see what to add. Also, i am in a hurry, so im too lazy to make a template. so, {{Thank you for peeing on my article template}}

Also, you mentioned something about the first picture not being relevant. The guy is the captain of the colorado avalanche, and theres not 1 joke that ive seen yet about the avalanches, so it has relevance. I changed the caption a little to make it more relevant though. I took some of your advice. also, im going to add to it to make a full fledged article.

Im also glad because its my second article of any significance. Glad i could break the wall of being a 1 article user.


I added a new section to my article that i made up, called the great cherry slurpee avalanche of 1997. please tell me your opinion on it :) ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 23:25, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

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No thanks to boomer, but thanks to you![edit]

Atending urologist.jpg Hello Mightydandylion, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round.

This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer.

I don't think we've really met before actually, Hello! and seriously thanks for voting.Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gb.pngOrian57.gif 10:47, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

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Late thanks![edit]

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But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

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Thanks for Voting![edit]

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Calthorpe calls[edit]

Yo Mighty, and thanks for the review of the Unscript. I've tidied up the ending, do you think its better? Cajek's imagised the article for me, they look pretty good too. --Knucmo2 21:56, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Hello again Mighty, I leave it you to decide when to nominate it for feature - it will be a change from self-nomination. --Knucmo2 16:45, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

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