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<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:39, 8/09/2009


Thank you for voting on Number Bases[edit]

Middle-finger.jPg Your one vote made the difference!

I knew I could count on you!
Thank you for your vote for Number Bases. Who knew that mathematics could actually be fun.
Seriously! Type 5,318,008 into the calculator and turn it upside down. It's so funny!

<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:42, 8/09/2009

You defaulted on Jamie Lynn Spears[edit]

Thanks for adding the default sorter to Jamie Lynn Spears! Somebody did it for me before, and I totally forgot. I'll try to remember next time. :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 19:48, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm pregnant![edit]


Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

And my manly womb is filled with gratitude for your vote!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  20:35, September 11, 2009 (UTC)


Thank you for DAP! Here's a cookie![edit]

You made a Discordian American Princess template! That is so cool! Huggies! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:22, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Miley Spears has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Thank you. --Mn-z 02:25, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I have a couple comments about the template if you don't mind? First Jenette McCurdy is spelled Jennette McCurdy. I'll put a redirect on her actual name but really the article should be moved. Also are Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove really DAPs?

There are two kinds of Discordian American Princesses. I'm writing an article that explains it but it's not finished. The original is a daughter or even a niece of a Discordian, or someone who's been made a DAP by an older Discordian. These types of DAPs like being different and sometimes stirring up trouble. They often like flashing a peace sign, wearing tie dye, going in public topless or naked, and doing other hippie things. That's the first kind. The second kind is a Disney Princess who becomes a DAP. This is especially a girl who works for Disney who has a wholesome image and then does something shocking. Most of these DAPs aren't really Discordians, although Miley Ray Cyrus is. I don't think Jennette or Miranda have done anything shocking yet. So unless they're really Discordians, they really aren't DAPs. :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I included Jenette McCurdyand Miranda Cosgrove because of their association with Miley Cyrus. And they're probably going to do something socking eventually anyway. --Mn-z 03:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Ok. :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 03:25, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for moving Jennette! Is is OK for me to move articles? I mean if they really should be moved, of course! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 03:57, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
Moving articles is fine as long as you fix any double redirects the move creates. --Mn-z 03:59, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I like the changes you've made to the template recently. Thanks! :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:30, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

I’ll edit more carefully from now on…I wish History is displayed when I watch Preview. Would you agree with me?--Nana-shi 04:39, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I think the categories are shown in preview, but they are at the bottom of the page. --Mn-z 05:53, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
Oh,really? Please forget you ever heard my dim question.--Nana-shi 08:19, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you from POOF[edit]

User:POTR/POOF <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 11:15, 13/09/2009

About your comment on MY article nomination page[edit]

Hey, a few days ago, you left a comment here, but you didn't really vote. This has become annoying to me. Won't you please vote, or are you counting Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. as an Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain.? Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:25, Sep 14

Its basically a semi-silent abstain. --Mn-z 00:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
'kay. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:17, Sep 14

A miserable thanks[edit]


Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) Sir MacMania GUN[21:04 14 Sep 2009]

Time to make your page NSFW too![edit]

In honor of the time I made Socky's page NSFW, I present you with this obviously pornographic image: Pregbreak.gif Good day to you, sir. talk 07:06, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Marble Thanks[edit]

Marble Madness.jpg John Smith would like to thank you!

For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:23 23 September 2009


I'll leave you with this, so you can always remember the picture you brutally murdered from the article. Cheers!

So I was gonna tell you that I moved Tits or GTFO! to the mainspace, but you apparently already found out, so there, you're wish is granted! Also, I have no problems with you removing some of the pictures, I'd just like to let you know that it depended on what screen resolution you use. On my Wide-screen computer, they continued off the end of the article, but on my regular screen computer (I can't remember the exact size right now) it showed up fine. Just letting you know. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:53, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Consume this cookie![edit]

Newcookie.gif Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making me bring out a page that I was pretty sure wouldn't "click" with anyone else. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:44, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

By the way, what we need to do is have a "finish your works-in-progress and get them to mainspace" week when everyone puts the finishing touches of stuff they have been hiding in userspace for 2 years. Complete with templates, and awards, and pretentious titles, and votes, and more templates. --Mn-z 01:28, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, what we need is one more thing. We don't have enough things that fizzle out already. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:27, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
What we need is a "Revive everything that fizzled out" week, where instead of doing stuff, we work on resurrecting projects where it we talk about doing stuff and keep track of doing stuff. --Mn-z 04:40, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
How about we just go straight to fizzle? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Nonsense! What we need is a project to revive fizzled projects. And a project to revive the Reviving Project. That way, the Reviving project can revive the Reviving of the Reviving Project when it starts to fizzle, and the Reviving of the Reviving Project can revive the Reviving Project when it starts to fizzle. --Mn-z 05:01, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Fizzle Project is my klezmer band. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:32, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
What is that, a project to suppress stupid project ideas? --Mn-z 17:30, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

I don't give out cookies, but...[edit]

Here's something even better. talk 04:31, September 28, 2009 (UTC)



For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has
awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.
Thanks, was that for a specific deed, or just general work. --Mn-z 04:44, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
It was for enduring contributions! Learn to read. --Inebriated 04:48, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Well, you were drunk when handing it out. --Mn-z 04:52, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
When it comes to handing out herpes, that's pretty much par for the course. --Inebriated 04:58, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thought I'd give this a try[edit]

Hi Mnbvcxz, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:31, Sep 30

Will two on Thursday morning work? --Mn-z 06:42, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, whenever's good for you! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:10, Oct 1

A word from your new insect computer WotM[edit]

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN[23:06 1 Oct 2009]

Is this really NSFW?[edit]

You added the tag NSFW to File:Clovis people2.jpg. Is this really not safe for work? It shows a bit of the sides of some breasts (no nipples), showing less than some bathing suits, and it shows some butts. I've seen more graphic images in churches. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:33, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

That's probably because you probably attend an evil Roman Catholic Church. And naked ass is generally enough for a NSFW tag. --Mn-z 05:36, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I've seen such images in a Roman Catholic Church (statues and paintings), a United Methodist Church (a painting of Jesus with his "cloth" so low you could see his pubic hair), and a Baptist church (baptism painting). But I suppose Uncyclopedia is more prudish. (Yes, I know the issue is probably how prudish peoples' bosses are). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:45, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Noob Tanks[edit]

Voting thanks.jpg Why do I need to provide this?
My Mommy says always say
Thank You
for voting for Why?
as Noob of the Month
for September 2009.

did you get rid of miranda cosgrove article or did uncy delete it[edit]

umm did you delete the miranda cosgrove article i worked on and redireced it.come on man,if yuo wanted your content in it,you could have just added yours and kept mine. .sure mine was kinda stupid but a lot of people really dont take this site seroiusly when reading content.i and many other people dont go this site to read factual info or pompous over intellectual humor.some people do.but there is a lot of guys on here that laugh at stuff thats silly and spontaneos.and look if you didnt delete the miranda article,and uncyclo did,and you simply made another one,i apologize.are we cool? uncyclopedia deletes my stuff a lot so if thats the case,then i dont have beef with you.just dont do stuff unless uncylop actually deleleted my stuff.ask me first --User:jupiterfox

The article was deleted by VFD. You can check its deletion history by clicking the "View logs for this page" page under the header in the article history tab. I redirected it to a sorta-related article, mainly to prevent link rot. --Mn-z 17:49, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

and one more thing cuz.yuo might consider putting some of my content back on the new miranda article.not all of just saying a picture or 1 or two paragraphs.if too much of my deleted stuff is on there it it would probably get deleted again.or just make some more stuff saying stuff about her life and career.ill add some stuff if yuo let me.but no crazy stuff not gonna risk getting in vfd not saying this cause im saying this cause you have so little content with some just stuff about dont raelly have any bio about know uncyclo is seroius about its stuff.its fine if my stuff gets trashed,i dont care. but not your stuff kid.i know you actually try to make good content.--User:jupiterfox

That is a different article, based on the Category:My sojourn in-joke. --Mn-z 05:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I asked, you delivered[edit]

Thanks for helping out this weekend with a pee or two. Have a beer! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:49, Oct 5

Beerpint.jpg Under user has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.

Sorry, no free beer from me, but thanks for doing 4 quality Pee Reviews so far this month. You've already tied the top contributor for last month. User:Boomer/People_for_the_Evaluation_of_Excrement_and_Influencing_Nominations_for_Greatness. As of right now there's only one article on the list to be Pee Reviewed that was put up before 6 Oct. Cool, huh? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:41, October 8, 2009 (UTC)


Can it become CATEGORY:BENSON instead? Just asking. User:Zheliel/sigz1135 06:50 October 7

actually, it seems that the "category" part is completely caps-insensitive. However, the category name is caps-sensitive on all but the first letter. So, inserting category:BENSON CATEGORY:BENSON or CaTeGoRy:BENSON will work, as would Category:bENSON, but not Category:Benson. --Mn-z 14:48, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
I read something about the way that it conducts searches the other day, as I have had trouble with User:Puppyontheradio, user:puppyontheradio, and USER:PUPPYONTHERADIO. I'll see if I can find the link again if anyone's interested, but it may even have come from Wikipedia help. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:33, 12/10/2009
The name of any article is caps sensitive on all but the first letter. However, the sub-space part themselves are caps insensitive (user, category). so for your user name User:PuppyOnTheRadio or User:puppyOnTheRadio would work, as would USer:PuppyOnTheRadio, by not any changes in caps after the "P". --Mn-z 15:08, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

OK Mister Ombudsman[edit]

You obviously have a problem with me or with my conduct. Let's talk it over.

Initially, I think you'll find that our relations will improve dramatically if you talk with me directly when you have a problem rather than dropping messages about "double standards" in other talk pages and/or starting a forum every time I forget to close a tag on the front page. I don't bite.

As for the issues you raised on Modus' page. Firs of all, you need to realize that on top of being an admin, I act as a user as well, and many of my actions are non-adminy. For example:

  1. Swastika signature - you might have noticed that I've asked RDB rather nicely if he can remove it. Had he not, I would not pursue the issue.
  2. Political slander- it would have been very easy for me to delete the article. I didn't. Doesn't mean I have to like it, and I am entitled to voice my opinion, as with any other user.

You might have missed the fact that I'm dealing quite harshly with any sign of racism on the site, so any white supremacist/anti Islamic/whatever content that goes over the threshold of reasonable, will be deleted on sight.

As with the picture in question, I have reacted more strongly to it coming from the "wrong" background. Which is the reason I unbanned Clemens after a day - I realized I over reacted, so a day was enough under the shock image policy. However, any other shock picture I run across - I will remove. You might have missed the picture of hanged bodies in the middle east (don't remember it was Iran or Iraq).

With regards to the double standards issue - I think there is a very big gap between writing articles (such Holocaust Tycoon, Jew Claw, Dead Nigger Storage) and any other take the piss article, which I think are legitimate articles (even if I don't like some of them) and the picture that started this whole issue.

So yes, I might be strongly opinionated about my heritage, but to say that I conduct double standards? That's just insulting. If you have come to me with anything you find disturbing I would try to deal with it, as I deal with any other issue.

So, for the future, I'd appreciate if you talk with me rather than about me. We'll get along much better.

Not to mention the fact that I'm your grandfather.

~ 18:40, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not saying that your intentionally using double standards, but how the wiki is administrated, it effectively works out that way. Its basically nationality/political/relgious bias, much like how I see liberal bias everywhere. I sometimes take "preggo pr0n is gross/creepy" statements personally (in the involuntary feeling sense), and that is just a sexual perversion, so I could imagine that the Jew jokes could get on your nerves quite a bit at times. I'm not going to argue over the swastika issue and the allegations of political slander, as discussing that probably wouldn't be helpful.
Anyway, you overreacted by your own admission, Modus reverted part of your actions, you reverted Modus, then community protested, and you undid your overreaction. Basically, that is how a wiki is supposed to work, assuming its ran by community consensus. --Mn-z 05:10, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
As long as the white middle class are protected, I'm happy! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 05:20, 13/10/2009
I'm still missing a feedback for the whole issue of you not talking with me directly. ~ 07:56, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
This dog is asleep and, apparently, infected with newts.
Sleeping dog... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 08:56, 13/10/2009
Basically, I commented where the discussion was going on. I thought it would be more effective than a "ZOMG! unbanz Clemens177" request on your talk page. --Mn-z 15:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Jesus Christ, man! Tell Mordillo that in the future you'll talk TO him instead of ABOUT him! That is all it takes to resolve this. talk 15:49, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Per hyperbole then. --Mn-z 16:10, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Also, Hyperbole, please stop making PuppyOnTheRadio excited... --Mn-z 15:11, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

As a general rule if there is something that offends me, my beliefs or my heritage I tend to stay well clear of making any decision that might indicate bias. It may sound like I'm skirting around things and relying on others to deal with things but I think it is the only way that I know my personal bias has not led me to what could be an incorrect decision. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You don't have a heritage, tree hugger. ~ 17:33, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm... yummy! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 22:37, 13/10/2009

code question[edit]

Hey, I've run out of resources, but I still haven't found an answer. What would I need to code in order to have a link to the user's contributions? (BTW, the div thing on my sig didn't work as the div forced it to have effectively before and after.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 04:22, 14/10/2009

Special:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadio --Mn-z 04:29, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Not quite. I'm actually looking more at something that will give me [[Special:Contributions/<insert name here>|contributions]]. (And so you don't think I'm a complete n00b, I have tried, that didn't work.) <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 05:03, 14/10/2009
I'm not sure what your asking for. --Mn-z 14:36, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
He wants to ask you out but he's too shy. Also, use Special:MyContributions. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Wow! Now I can go into the forums and say "<insert name here> makes terrible contributions." TECH-NO-LO-GI-CAL FAG-GOT-TRY! talk 15:44, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Why you--! Oh, I see. You used the USERNAME template. Well played. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:41, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the help. No really. I appreciate it. Well, all except for <insert name here>. Next time, if you have nothing helpful to say, do do something else productive with your mouth! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:22, 15/10/2009


You sure you don't want it? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:02, Oct 18

I meant delete if the page was removed from mainspace altogether, so I want to keep it. Since the target of its parody is now a subpage, maybe it shouldbe moved to Supergirl/classic/superboi, or some other subpage. --Mn-z 04:48, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, Um? ... Well, I hacked it back up. Sorry, I thought you wanted it huffed. It's yours, so move it to where ever you fancy... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 14:21, Oct 18
Ha! that edit made me laugh out loud. I'm all in-favour of your ideas about moving articles around and such so as to best reflect the articles that we have... We need to do more of that I think. We have some really awesome articles but many are not seen because they are tucked away where people don't find em... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 18:46, Oct 19

Thanks for...[edit]

Lateral thinking.GIF Lateral Thanking. Get it?

This was a much prettier template, but MSIE and Chrome suck.

Lateral thinking.GIF

<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 03:59, 20/10/2009

Sun Bee and nudity[edit]

I have no problem with you voting against Sun Bee; I've voted against articles too, and if we can't vote for or against there's no point having a vote, etc. But I am curious. I know that sometimes peoples' comments on votes express their real feelings, and other times it's a joke. You voted "Against. per the nudity." Was the nudity an issue for you? You don't have to answer, of course, but I am curious. I'm trying to get a better feel for this site. And thanks for taking the time to read the article! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:51, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

The bias against nudity is basically an issue with making our featured articles look professional. That is the same reason why in-jokes or stupid but funny articles also suffer a negative bias on VFH. --Mn-z 17:40, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for your comments. But if you don't think that nudity can look professional, you might want to take a look at covers for Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Art Monthly Australia, GQ, Bazaar, Vibe, Marie Claire, ESPN ....
You need to consider our target audience though. One man's artistic nudity is another's masturbation fodder. --Mn-z 02:06, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
I could see your point if it wasn't for Main Page things like "Man fucks art exhibit, blames drug interaction ([1])". To me personally, a couple pictures of people sans clothes who show their buttocks and the sides and tops of their breasts (no nipples) is no big deal. Even in America's conservative 1950s, any preteen could see nipples in almost any issue of National Geographic and in their family set of encyclopedias (get an old set and look up "Zulu.") To me, butts and sides of breasts pale in comparison to "fuck" and a photo of a man having sexual intercourse with a mannequin. But maybe that's just my conservative, old-fashioned values. (Or maybe you disagree with the fuck word and picture being shown on the front page, in which case I withdraw my comment). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:32, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website[edit]

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN[14:04 3 Nov 2009]

where the phuck have you gone?[edit]

you haven't been arround recently FreddThe Redd 18:47, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

huh? FreddThe Redd 07:16, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Muhammed image on VFD[edit]

Just thought you'd want to know about this Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  22:18, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

It appears our Wikia overlords have dealt with the issue. --Mn-z 05:53, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank[edit]

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:02, November 26, 2009 (UTC)


That was excellent! Spıke ¬  13:29 29-Nov-09

Not as bad as before, but still see[edit]

this. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:22, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I saw it. --Mn-z 21:51, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
If by "saw" you mean "nominated" then yes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:01, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, and by "this" I mean "irony" and puzzling concerning previous opinions. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)



asdf --Mn-z


22:02, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

ghjkl; --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:37, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
iatp Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:49, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
lol wut talk 04:02, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
That crossed the line. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:03, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Not on my keyboard. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:14, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Why Thank you[edit]

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 02:37, 18 December 2009

Merry Christmas![edit]

User:Kip the Dip/BUTT POOP card

-- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:43, Dec. 25, 2009

Angry Asian Kid on VFD[edit]

If you find my alternative better than "somewhat funny," would you flip to Delete so I can replace it? Spıke ¬  02:18 31-Dec-09

I believe the general policy on such issues is just go ahead and fix the article. --Mn-z 00:20, January 2, 2010 (UTC)


Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

Per your vote[edit]

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IP of the Decade[edit]

In the best tradition of vote whoring for someone else (I guess this would be vote pimping then) the coveted IP of the Decade Award should go, imnho, to a short term user. Your nom was actually an established user here for quite awhile. I ask you to plese consider reverting your nom and joining us Kitten Huffers of the world in honoring our creator,, and I thank you for your time and patience in these important matters. Aleister in Chains 3 Jan. MMX

Was that the ip of a registered user? He has only 91 contributions, which I wouldn't classify as "established". --Mn-z 17:38, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Too much lightness and not enough explanation in my last comment. What I was getting at was from my own pov when I saw the category, I imagined it not as an IP Best Writer award (that's covered in Writer of the Decade) but a vote for the IUP who came in, made one massively influential one-time contribution, and then vanished, maybe never knowing what their one-hit wonder has grown into. Kitten Huffing has become known by some as "the best" article on uncy, and that's how my brain was working when I wrote the comment. Enjoy, Aleister in Chains 4 January, MMX

Best used in the Bedroom[edit]

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:23, 8 January 2010

Question, Old Buddy...[edit]

When are you starting/Where's the sign-up for that Preggo Appreciation Club? --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 18:53, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

That proposed usergroup was sarcasm. --Mn-z 17:36, January 17, 2010 (UTC)

Better late than later[edit]

Thank you
Geez, now don't I feel like an idiot. I forgot to thank you for voting me Noob of the Month...back in August 2009. While I disappeared shortly after receiving the award, I have now, like Spiderman, decided to live up the responsibility of wielding it's power. If you, like Jesus, can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send $1 to Forgetful Man P.O Box 5564 NSW, Australia.

Thanks for the vote. Sequence 05:54, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanx!! (WoW!! My 390th Edit!! YAY!!)[edit]

Thank you for your contribution on Womb. It was swell. DJ Mixerr 02:26, January 22, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr

Thank you!![edit]

Thanks for voting for me, Mn-z[edit]

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Hea dude[edit]

You may not know, but I saw you had MnbvcxzBot going again. AWB 5.0 is out now. It appears to have fixed some of the problems the old version had. Have fun. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 00:34, Mar 7

Thanks. Unfortunately, I had to do a complete restore on my main computer, so I probably won't be using it for a few days. --Mn-z 22:03, March 7, 2010 (UTC)


You voted Weak keep on VFD to get a Merge tag on Kurvatia. Your reasoning was persuasive and I have already sucked all the good stuff over to Croatia. Please flip to Delete and we can wrap this one up, in a Body Bag. Spıke ¬ 00:49 7-Mar-10

It's gone! Thanks for the help and the merge suggestion. Spıke ¬ 15:25 7-Mar-10

Test Edit[edit]

Testing stuff --MnbvcxzBot 00:23, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I am MnbvcxzBot of borg, you will be categorized, resistance is futile. --MnbvcxzBot 00:25, March 8, 2010 (UTC)
Bot is working, apparently. --Mn-z 00:25, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Fifi's Angel Article[edit]

Hey man,thanks for the advice about cyberbullying.i appreiciate it.i know i can risk penalties for that.but seriously,(usercrabblogger) is dead on here.Nearly all of his content has been removed and he quit putting stuff on here.Jupiterfox

If he's here, or gone it makes no difference. You are playing with fire if you mess around with UN:CBN. I normally ban for 3 months as a standard if I'm happy there is motive enough to require it. Listen to Mnbvcxz's advice and take heed of it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:45, Mar 11

thanks,ill be carefull.Jupiterfox

UnNews:Brown to Obama: Do as I say, not as I did[edit]

An honest mistake, as my entry in {{RecentUnNews}} utterly failed to link to the article! In which case, you may ask, why put an entry there? No good answer. Now corrected. Spıke ¬ 01:05 15-Mar-10

I thought that might be the issue. --Mn-z 01:48, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Je protest'[edit]

Ze categories at poop throwing monkeys, why cannot one article break the wall of ze concensus (and when waz ze concensus arrived at? Where iz it written that one page cannot go beyond the norm?) As waz pointed out, 84 categories directly apply to the page, the page fits in these easily without stretching the point. Add in a few more for funny (many categories only contain items which don't directly relate, USA's Next Target, things like this), and that seems fairer. Pleaze discuss, and maybe a forum page for this disagreement? I am but the humble and lowly paid caretaker of ze poop throwing monkeys. Al en'chain 21:55 19 3 mmx

ze is also an anzer to your kind note on ze talk page of ze poops throwing monkeys Al
At one time there were several articles with excessive over-categorization. Basically, the reason they were pruned back was because categories exist to help people find stuff and not serve as a joke in and of itself. I believe most of the pruning was done by Sycamore. The category pruning happened before I was an active user, so I don't know of any discussions on the matter, but I do no that the consensus is against mal-categorization.
Anyway, if you allow an exception to the rule, why not allow 2, if you allow 2, why not 3, in N, why not N+1? I don't see why Poop throwing monkeys (or any article for that matter) needs to have gratuitous over-categorization. --Mn-z 04:38, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, but the term is "an" exception to the rule. Singular. That is my request. It's part of the joke, that such a on-the-surface crude page has such depth that it can fit into so many categories. It's such an extreme page that putting an extreme amount of categories also fits the joke. Each of the categories was thought out, except the most obvious, to fit the page, and on many of them I tried to make phrases or sentences from the categories. So it was not done haphazzardly. On a totally different topic, I've seen the Armed monkey photo on recent changes, and checking its history see that the one with the rifle and backpack is, to me at least, much funnier. If a penis was added it seems only because the photochopper thought that that's where a penis would go on a naked monkey, assuming it's male, but made the mistake by not loooking at its leg positioning. But since its a naked monkey, I see no harm in a small unerect penis if it means keeping the rifle and backpack. Well, it seems like I've only had monkey talks with you, so why break the streak? We must both like monkeys. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 14:00 20 3 mmx

100 in-jokes, Nice work[edit]

Nice work on wanting the in-joke page organized. There is now room, as #'s87, 67, 12 and 18 are now open (see my notes in the history), and there are probably a few more which could be removed without removing legitimate in-jokes. Al in Chains 15:31 23 3 2mx

thanks. --Mn-z 21:00, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Poop throwing monkeys link[edit]

Nice page! A new member of the Poop throwing monkeys family. I changed the title introducing the link, and moved it further down the page to give the original story space to end without distraction. The categories actually fit, the page failed VFH (nommed by Roman Dog Bird, see the link on the top of the talk page) and Pictures of Naked Girls, well, of course. At least one of those chimps is female! Thanks again, liked your article. Hmmmm, vfh nom for that one too? Roman? Aleister in Chains 12:38 26 3 mmx

VFH failed is an archive of nominations pages, not articles. And. pictures of naked girls is an image category. --Mn-z 13:00, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, that explains it. My education continues, thanks. Al, a few minutes later
On your new page, you seem to have only one monkey throwing. If the two pages connect, that would be four monkeys, he's and she's (on ptm all four monkeys throw at the professor at he same time). Thoughts? (we are probably two of the few people in the world having a discussion about poop throwing monkeys) Al in Chains 13:54 26 3 mmx
Fixed. --Mn-z 15:33, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Have gone in and made the text reflect the four monkeys as a unit. I hope you like it. Thanks for playing with the idea. Al in change 19:21 26 3 mmx

Sonic the Preggo[edit]

That's too bad, lots of work went into it, and it's a unique twist on a recognizable theme. I like the page. Maybe it's just too long to read through, and a shorter page would pass muster? Who knows. Al in change 13:19 27 3 mmx

Gay Pubs[edit]

Potato head chopper of the Month March 2010[edit]


When I got the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize for being the Nobel Piece of Ass in appreciation of my saving the Universe, I was proud; but THIS is positively humbling! Thanks!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 20:14, Apr 3



It's lucky I didn't have to bring out the big guns at Sideboob. Now you can keep her and if you treat her right she'll bring you hours of enjoyment. Thanks for your vote, appreciated. Al sans chains 14:41 12 4 mmx

New UnNews new article skeleton[edit]

The new version of Template:New page test should no longer piss off HotCat. But existing articles may still do so. Spıke ¬ 23:02 16-Apr-10



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Al Gore
thank you for your vote!

Without you, their theorem
could not have been featured.

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:19, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured![edit]

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thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you, brotha! On a random side note, I once saw you or someone using your username commenting on a bbc news article. --Matfen 12:35, May 15, 2010 (UTC)


you mean despite the fact it's a) utter rubbish and b) not included anywhere. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:00, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Its satire, and it is used. And its policy to not actually delete templates that are used somewhere. --Mn-z 21:55, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Are you leaving?[edit]

Tell me it's not true, please. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:53, May 26, 2010 (UTC)


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This page contains a talentless jackass who somehow was made an admin. Proceed with caution.

in God's name are you thinking? You're just going to suddenly leave because of a stupid article dispute? I really have no idea why you'd do such a stupid move, but if that's the way it's going to be, then I wish you luck in whatever endeavours you do in the real world. --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 23:14, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

Or maybe it's because, you know, you put in hundreds of hours of volunteer work on a project and what you get for your trouble is that the admins ignore your ideas, delete your projects, vandalize your userpage, block you for trying to be helpful, and, most of all, repeatedly tell you you're a fucking idiot compared to them. Yeah. I sympathize with him. --Hype, whose own goodbye message was summarily deleted, so most people don't even know I left.
The template was put on VFD, read it and weep -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:19, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
As for Hyperbole, the VD post was cleaned up to avoid drama and noise, had he wanted to, he could have left (and still can leave) a message on his userpage. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:20, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it was "cleaned up" because it correctly identified you as a fucking asshole who's bad for this project. You aren't even active on the wiki - you didn't make a single edit for the first three weeks of May - and when you finally show up, the sum total of your activity is to fuck up a scheduled event (and subsequently get slapped down for it by the other admins), and in the process, tell several of the actual, active Uncyclopedians who actually write articles that they're writing "simplistic bollocks" and toss around snarkly little phrases like "read it and weep." And they subsequently decide that volunteering to spend hours writing articles in exchange for nothing but verbal abuse isn't such a fantastic deal, and leave.
I'm at a total loss to see what you actually contribute to Uncyclopedia other than being an asshole who drives the actual writers away, but who's grandfathered in so he feels he has the right to pop in once a month to throw his weight around like a playground bully. Have you ever even written an real article?? You've been here four years, and all you take credit for on your userpage is a handful of short, in-jokey, unfinished-looking UnNews blerbs. Oh, and that God-awful cancer cola thing.
From a project perspective, one Mnbvcxz is worth a hundred of you. From Wikia's perspective (i.e., the better the project, the better their ad revenue), they ought to hurl you under a fucking bus. But that's one of the main problems with Uncyclopedia - all but about six of the admins don't do jack shit around here, and yet their admin privileges aren't yanked. They don't know the userbase, they don't know what's happening around the site, but they enjoy sitting around on the chat room and then coming around once a month or so and throwing their weight around like big fish in a small pond - and in the process, shrinking the pond.
So, in conclusion, why don't you take your snarky self-righteousness and shove it up your little limey ass.
HA HA HA HA HA HA... oh, wait.
Oh darling, you still think it was my unilateral decision, I was merely the announcer, for someone who supposedly left, interesting to see you're still watching, bigging up that ego of yours. And don't tell me I do fuck all when I'm one of the people who actually made the fucking effort to make PLS happen -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:04, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

I suppose I can hope for a response from you, but when I've just announced that the decision wasn't actually mine, it kind of blows apart your whole argument, and we all know how you hate to be made to look bad -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:09, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

It's not really an "argument" that you haven't done jack shit for the site in years, but you still feel entitled to come around once in a while slinging around insults and inspiring some of the hardest-working Uncyclopedians to leave. That's pretty much just an observation. --Hype
and by "uncyclopedians" you must mean you, because I haven't killed anyone else off. you know we all discussed this situation, everyone agrees, the article you submitted, whilst not necessarily unfunny, still wasn't PLS material, and this isn't about admins, it's about your complete inability to accept any sort of criticism or rejection, maybe it's from some childhood trauma. You see, unlike you, I can stay away from Ad Hominems, when I attack an article you need to realise that it's not attacking the user, just the article. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass)
BAWWWWWW. Oli hurt your poor feelings. Somebody call whine-one-one and get Hype a waaaahmbulance. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:33 May 27 2010
BUTT POOP was voted Good on Votes for Good. It's the only page deleted from that list. I for one or two think it should be put back on mainspace, in respect to both the people that used it and to the interesting and funny VFG list. Aleister in Chains 1:40 27 5 MMX
VFG is not a form of protection. Furthermore, if you think it shouldn't have been deleted, then you should build yourself a time machine and vote to keep it in the VFD. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:48 May 27 2010
I love it when a random uninvolved third-party walks in and tells everyone to calm the fuck down (I'm not saying you don't have a point mind) -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:47, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Sigh. I know. I hate to be "that guy" as well, but the fact is, someone has to, or we all start clawing each other. OK, I'm leaving this talk page and going to do a pee review before Mordillo kills me with his anti-drama fist. EEEK!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Thursday, 01:49, May 27 2010 UTC
I look into VFD quite often, and didn't see it. Was it one of those group strikes against a page and then some admin deleated it quickly? VFG should protect a page. It is a very respected institution here. VFD often has an assult style which I feel isn't fair to a respected page. Al des chains 1:53 27 5 MMX
Whether it should or shouldn't is irrelevant since, at the time, it didn't at the time of the vote. And I'm not sure what you mean by "group strike" or what you're trying to say about the VFD process, but I can tell you that ChiefjusticeDS deleted it. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:02 May 27 2010

First off, I'm not a fan or a nonfan of BUTT POOP. Never used it and may never use it. But many people do like it, and most of them didn't know it was on VFD. More importantly, it was voted GOOD on Votes For Good, a valued institution here (at least by many users). For an article on VFG to be deleted it should, imnho, have been put on a forum, people alerted that it was being considered for deletion (esp. it's authors), and a longer-than-a-few-hours discussion be conducted. There is now only one article voted GOOD on VFG deleted. On the other topic here, Hyperbole's leaving, this seems quite serious. It also accents the decision to not award his page a win in the poo lit contest (Poo, Butt Poop, hmmmmm) I personally really liked his Raccoons alot, funny, well done, and presented well, I personally have no idea why the rules would be changed when the game was over. Are these two things related? Very likely. There seem to be a couple of decisions mixed in here where each of the "sides" think they have valid points. I would think that when both point-of-views have equal validity the site would err on the side of what one valid point-of-view would consider "fairness" (in these cases that would mean both keeping, or at least rediscussing a disputed deleted page, and not changing the rules once the game has been played fairly). Al des chains 3:15 27 5 MMX

I just put a new idea on the Poo lit talk page that may solve the problem. Go look. The reason I came up with this is that a new entry is damn good too, but the game is in overtime unfairly, so, two winners! One game winner and one overtime winner. Handsakes all around. Al des chains 3:37 27 5 MMX
In fact, fuck it, everyone who submits wins. blowjobs all round -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 13:16, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Lassie, Come Home![edit]

Hoping your time off is fun, and I also hope you come back soon. If not, the terrorists win! Yay! Oh, I mean, boooooo. As for the Butt Poop template, I'd say their is a good argument that having a GOOD on VFG trumps VFD, and the page should be reinstated, mainly to maintain the integrity of VFG. But if you run away like a dog seeking another dog in heat, the dogs in heat win! Let's talk bro, and then we can throw poop at each other, just for old times sake. Come on, come back, let's throw poop at each other. Al des chains 11:57 3 6 mmx

    1. Has Mnbvcxz gone for good? That's a shame and if it was about a template being deleted, a bit bizarre too. Perhaps if you come back Mnbvcxz (perhaps it's an anagram of something in Hebrew as there are no vowels?), drop by again and say hi. Never like seeing people leave here - even old Gouncyclopedia would be welcome too (though he was banned for specific and general prickery) . --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 23:32, June 6, 2010 (UTC)
Bottom row of the keyboard, backwards. ;) Spang talk 01:38, 12 Jun 2010
Well if I see someone log in as Zxcvbnm then I will know Mnbvcxz has returned.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:09, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

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