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Spammy Goodness[edit]

I noticed that a user who goes under the name of Shibo added some spam links to a few articles, one of which was the iPhone article I've been (trying and failing) to work on. Anyhow, I've gone through the articles that were spammed and fixed them, but I thought I would let you (being an admin and all) know just in case you wanted to kill the user or some such. Much love, Crazyhorse 14:22, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

I have killed the relevant user in an appropriate manner. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:25, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
And I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy. ~ 14:29, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Damn... the Deputy's a right bastard. I'mma gonna miss the Sheriff though... he was purty... Crazyhorse 14:56, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
I, meanwhile, did nothing. It's my niche. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:36, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
But you're so good at it! ~ 15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:45, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that merely means you're in charge. If you do nothing and get away with it, it clearly means you're in management. Crazyhorse 12:45, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
That explains the clipboard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:48, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

You seem to be on at the moment[edit]

I'm HELPME, and I can't log in, so I can't QVFD. Could you delete Screwing‎? 00:27, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

You can log in. After going to the "Log in / create account" page, you have to click the "Log in" text on the page itself. Yes, it's messed up. Change is bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
It won't let me log in. Does this mean I lose my user name, because you say "Change is bad". Is this disaster, this use of a large log-in page, permanent?
Oh noes! Now you've given it to me! 00:50, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks Mister Modus. Or should I call you Mister Operandi?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) 00:55, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I tried logging in with three different browsers before I could get in, and on the one I did get in with I changed my settings. Then I finally got where I'd logged in it said I'd just logged out. !$%$%^$^! I suggest posting your problems on Uncyclopedia:Report a problem. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:23, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't have any issues. Have you tried being me? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
Are you kidding? I'm not that perfect. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:48, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
That's okay. Neither am I. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
I seldom literally lol on Unc, but I did on that one. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  05:19, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
You laughed at that?! You've got terrible taste. You'll go far here. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:30, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Undeletifying an article after it was VFD'd[edit]

There seems to be a consensus forming to restored the old version of iCarly. How would one go about getting such an article undeleted? --Mn-z


03:10, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I made a forum topic about it here, just so you know. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
I'd hold off on it. Then I'd forget about it. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:49, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Misspelling on main page[edit]

Greet-ings earthling. A problem, my page will be featured in a few minutes and it has a misspelling on what will be shown on the main page. Gentry is misspelled. I changed it on the page itself, but main will still have it. Fixable? Thanks! Al des chains 00:00 21 5 MMX

Fixed. ~ 00:23, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
This is what you get for typing. Have you considered interpretive dance? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks!  Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  21 May 2010 ~ 03:16 (UTC)

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:28, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Template:BUTT POOP[edit]

It appears that some admin deleted it after the drama-thron to get it back into mainspace. --Mn-z


14:39, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Talk to Olipro. He deleted it, that bastard! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:28, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
I did. Anyway, it appears as though Socky re-created the article. Unfortunately, it is not the most recent version. And, doing that hides the edit history, thus creating an internal copy-left violation. Since its already back in existence, could you please put the right version back up? --Mn-z 03:50, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
So, let me get this straight...
- There was a forum six months ago that had a smattering of people vote, forming no where near a consensus (one of the "leading" choices, in fact, asking for not what you're asking to be done), and
- Sock did something he shouldn't have by remaking a huffed page, and
- you just an hour ago left a message on Oli's talkpage, and
- you want me to get in the middle?
Am I reading that right? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sorry for that thing I did, Modus. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:39, 23 May 2010
No problem. I'd prefer that you hadn't. Alternately, I'd prefer that you had, but over something more important than a dumb template. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:48, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
No. That actually said "BUTT POOP!!!" You need glasses.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Sunday, 04:57, May 23 2010 UTC
It appears to have been VFD'd. Can I have it back in userspace? (And if you wondering, I'm still planning a drama-thon over the issue.) --Mn-z 22:12, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
If it gets used in mainspace, you get banned.
If it causes Drama, you get banned.
If you cause Drama, you get banned. Got it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:27, May 23, 2010 (UTC)
So, this means that if mnbvcxz annoys me, I can add this template to a mainspace page and you - as a beautiful and benevolent dictator - will ban him? So I have de facto power! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 06:23, Jun 15 2010 UTC


Butt Poop is gone? Naw, that would be a nightmare. Anyway, I was serious about waiting for the 40th. Your last feature was Feb. 19th!!! Over three months!!! It's like waiting for Godot, like Barry Bonds taking another steroid but not picking up the bat (or his Hall of Fame plaque), like expecting Lindsay Lohan to make a good movie. Years may go by! But yeah, not sucking up, I was serious. I like stuff like that. Waiting for Godot 00:30, 24 5 MMX

Yeah, um, I'm not writing much. I'd come up with a good excuse for my lack of output, but I'm really just lazy. Plus I got a new car, which is pleasantly distracting. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:34, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
Just one more, get off the mat. Or out of the car--or text while you're driving, not as dangerous as itnvnnvpnpv, f[odp Jesus, fuckin' kids getting licenses when they're what, 12? And these numbers we like, that's just our ape minds enjoying round numbers. But I am surprised that three users stuck themselves at 19 features and then left. And do you honestly want to have that 39.5 hanging around if one of those serial killer guys ties you onto a train wheel or something? (I actually thought of a name if I were to crack from writing here and take up a career as a serial killer. I'd kill 13 people at a time and call myself "Baker's Dozen"). Enough of the feature subject, and I'm driving on the highway now and came close to that last bridge embankment, so better go. Al des. n. .. . ___________________________________________________________
Texting is a mystery to me. Sending text on a perfectly good telephone seems daft. Of course, my cellphone has a dial. And a big battery. And a briefcase. And a cord. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

A confession...[edit]

My cellphone is a brick. And I'm part of the Goa Tse Clan. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 11:33, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Is it a nice brick? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:22, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Top ten May[edit]

Hi boss. TKF has locked the page as as far as I can see it was done prior to Zulu time midnight on the 14th June. I dropped a note on his talk page in regards to this but I'm guessing he did this and then logged off. Are you able to add a vote onto Chatroulette for me? Or alternatively unlock it so I can vote myself? (I'm assuming that the voting should be open until midnight 15th June, but either way I should still have been able to get in and vote when I tried.) PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 06:18, Jun 15 2010 UTC

I unlocked it. It's open, as always, for a random period of time that ends at the end of the 15st. Or the beginning of the 15st. It's a Kafkaesque nightmare of also-Kafkaesque proportions. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:27, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Good day, Sir Knight[edit]

How did you get your peerage? More to the point which is the reason I came here, how have you taken over Uncyclopedia? Your name appears on the front page where it usually says "Welcome to Uncyclopedia" and now says "Welcome to Modusoperandipedia" while Sophia has been replaced with a picture of a very handsome man who is presumably you. I just want3ed to know so that in case you ever step down as Ruler of Uncyclopedia I can take over and rename it Ozymandiapedia, suspend the laws of vanity, create an article about myself, feature it on the main page, hawve my name in light and replace Sophia with a picture of me looking incredibly dapper and handsome. Then I'll be able to command the Admins to bow down to me, enslave all vandals and put them to good use by forcing them to build a statue of me. Are these terms acceptable? --Ozymandiaz 17:43, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

No, these terms are most emphatically not acceptable. This is Mo-something-pedia, it's always been Mo-something-pedia, and it will continue to be Mo-something-pedia forever (or, up to the point that Mordillo changes it back. Back to the thing it's always been. Mo-something-pedia). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, June 15, 2010 (UTC)


D00D U HAVE HAXED UNCYACLEODAPDIA HIW DID U DO THAT??!! TELL ME PLZ SO I CAN DO!!!! PLZ PLZ PLX!!! I NEEC TO KNWO NOW!! --C:\> Run sadisticwolf.exe - Loading... u|t 18:54, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Are you mocking me, SadisticWolf? I warn you, if you are mocking me you have seconds to live! --Ozymandiaz 20:31, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
1. Be awesome.
2. See step #1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:58, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

traditional thanking message[edit]

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:11, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Traditional unread reply. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, June 18, 2010 (UTC)