User talk:Mordillo/archive6

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Speak matters that coincide my interests.
ArchiveYet Another ArchiveYet Another Another ArchiveYet Another Another Another ArchiveYou get the picture


Rosh Hashanah

That time again already? Blimey...L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem and all that. RabbiTechno 13:31, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

That's what good about living in Jewland, you get three days vacation as well! ~ 13:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

No such luck here - I don't even get Yom Kippur off most years, and as for Hanukkah...falling when it does, right at the time of year some new-fangled religion that's become popular recently and therefore the busiest time of year for those of us unfortunate enough to work in sales, I usually end up working more rather than having time off. Maybe I should relocate? Only I'd hate the weather in Israel...RabbiTechno 13:38, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Hate the weather?! You mean - sun, beaches and girls with minimal clothing? I can see how the never ending UK winter beat that :). Oh, rest assured regarding Hannukah - we don't get time off for that. Just schools holidays unfortunately....~ 16:00, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Yep, I hate the sun. And you have to admit, the vast majority of girls look better wrapped up under several layers of clothing. Beaches are OK though...RabbiTechno 18:58, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
Did you ever visit? ~ 23:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
No, thought about it though, but was too worried I might meet Kakun :) RabbiTechno 18:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)


Yes, I live in Kentuckistan. Elizabethtown, Kentuckistan to be exact. Premier Tom Mayfair

And how is the fried chicken over there? ~ 18:14, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Olipro says Hi

Hope I didn't disturb you too much with last night's drunken ramblings. Cheers! -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:21, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

You were drunk?! I didn't notice at all! You are a pro no doubt. Oh, btw, my computer crashed before I got the chance to write down the phone number. Could you send it to my email? Thanks! ~ 21:57, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

We failed....

We tried to kill you, we failed, let's eat! A Top 3 for pop! Good job, mein mentor.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:07, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Now only three things left on my list, WotM, VFS and World Domination. ~ 23:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
That World Domination....always with the Jews! Speaking of Jews, look at this. I can feel the power of Judaism welling up to smite me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
Oh're heading into trouble. Your Yiddish is a bit crooked :) ~ 00:46, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
I'm sure it is. Certainly that is the point, mocking the gimmicks books use to sell. Don't doubt me!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:48, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
I'd never, you're such a vilde chais you might kick me in the tuches. ~ 00:50, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
True. I am such a....that thing you said.....that I'd kick you in the rear end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:09, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
Vilde Chais=Wild Beast. ~ 08:20, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

adopt me

please adopt me?


Sure, only thing is, I'm leaving for a two weeks vacation tomorrow, so I won't be able to respond during that time. If you need help during then, you might want to talk with someone else. ~ 23:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I volunteer.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Re: Islam: The True Story.

With the reformatting, will it be able to go back up? I noticed that someone added this to it:

This article is on a very sensitive issue, it can arise heated controversy and therfore should be deleted instantly. 

Humor is good, as long as it does not harshly touch anyone, and Uncyclopedia is about amusing and making us laughing, not offending millions of people's earnest, and touchy belief. I would just like to say that I obviously do not believe that Muhammad got high. Would you like to be my mentor, instead of TheLedBalloon, who is a RL friend? He hasn't really explained much about here. Masterof9puppets 18:43, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

mo9p, my dear lad, I have explained very little to you for a good reason. I just can't be bothered. Does that help you to understand? See this, Mordillo? The entirety of uncyclopedia will soon be overrun by friends of TheLedBalloon! And then... evil stuff, yeah! MWAHAHAHAHA! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:00, Sep 20

Lightning May Strike at Any Second

Today, right in the middle of the day, I had a lavish lunch, consisting of a ham sandwich. Worst Jew Ever, HA! The Book of Life may be closing on me any second!!! --THINKER 22:55, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

I hate to tell you what I was doing...ermmm..oh yes, I was in Dublin drinking beer. Damn. We're both going to hell!!!! ~ 14:05, 7 October 2007 (UTC)


Bomb shelter.gif You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting
for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations.
In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb
in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Shamless whoring!

Hi there peace pie...I am trying to drum up votes for HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum and was hoping that you would consent to do so with it, and then I'll do something for you. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:29, 23 September 2007 (UTC)


...catch one of them leprechauns? If so, make sure you get it spayed/neutered. They get agressive if you don't. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:21, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Top of the mornin to ya (or whatever they say over there...). To tell the truth, all of that Irish ordeal is a bit vague now. I remember something to do with Guinness. And then some more. And after that it all becomes a bit fuzzy. I did meet, however, Severian and Codeine in London...How you been? ~ 09:37, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Severian and Codeine? Wow. Do they really look like gamorrean guards? I've been good. I had a sandwich. I'm easy to please. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:04, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
Well, they're both cool and sexy. Especially Codeine, being an admin. I was hoping for Olipro to join as well, but the lazy bastard didn't bother to show. Lazy bastard. Wait till I catch him on IRC...~ 20:38, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
He never leaves his mum's basement. I visited, once. It smelled like d20's and old Star Trek episodes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Admin am I basically screwed on becoming an admin? Please respond on my talkpage. OneCoolKid 23:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Those bloody Irish

Fantastic photos, they look original - did you take them yourself? Be a great shame if you have to lose them or shrink them to format the article. RabbiTechno 19:08, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Glad you like them! I did take them myself, just got back from a two weeks trip in Ireland. ~ 21:40, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
I thought they might be your own - I saw pictures of you, Codeine and Severian in London, so gathered you may have been over to Ireland too. Never been there myself, but it looks a lovely country. RabbiTechno 14:20, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Where did you see those photos? I never spotted them around here....Isn't Ireland sort of your back yard? Btw, what do you think about the article format? ~ 14:30, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

PLS judging

A while back, you requested an early position as judge in the 5th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise in the Best Mainspace (Best Article) category. I have included your name on the list of judges here. If you are unable to judge for PLS (which won't be for another three months) or no longer have a desire to, just let me know ahead of time. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 13:27, 11 October 2007 (UTC)