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Welcome[edit]

Hello, Mrthejazz, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. We hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

We hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or the use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:09, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Pluto totally dissed[edit]

Sorry, it's badly formatted, which is fixable, but the article is not funny, just stupid, so I QVFD'd it. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:41, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

I vaguely remember it being pretty bad. I weep for your disappointment, but I shed tears of joy if you learned something... or I learned something... or... something. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:39, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Audio-defilement[edit]

Thanks for the way cool feedback on my rendering of "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion," Sources say. The article was not what I expected either, based solely on the title. If you have any ideas for a running gag, or whatever, I'll be happy to entertain the thoughts in my Wet-Vaporware. In return for your (athletic) support, I bless you. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:37, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Burn in hell for your sin[edit]

So, I see Tompkins deleted your article... That's ok... Only, I had another look at it, and behold what I saw...

...
And THAT's just a single admin. MoneySign did it. She also gave me this NRV. Yet I'm somehow the one who's going to burn in hell for my sins (hopefully). Doesn't make much sense, does it? Oh well, what do I care? I'm going to hell!
...

"MoneySign did it. She also"...? She? SHE?!? S H E ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? RAAAAH!!
...
Well, despite what my very kind and loving nature may suggest, I'm male. ^_^ Have a good one and take care! XXXXX Xx-Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU [email protected]|PLS|VFP 19:00, 16 July 2006 (UTC)-xX

Take a bow, Mrs MoneySign. You bring death, and destruction to all that you touch. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

UnNews:Wanna cut in line? Denounce your religion[edit]

Newcookie.gif Severian has awarded you a ginormous chocolate chip cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 23:27, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Upside Down[edit]

i dont think its going to work, and ive been told it has been done before, unless you've got a way of doing it and flipping the whole article upside down. --Braydie 00:05, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

ooh, didnt think of that, ill have to write the article normally then. thanks --Braydie 00:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

yeah she is, much credit to you though, yeah that is a shame, hopefully the admins will notice it or something so they could give their insight. another thing i cant get round is that the links don't work, but i think its pretty good as ive only been on here for 3/4 days :D --Braydie 00:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

sig check[edit]

There we go. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

TOO BIG!! --Micoolio101 (whinevandalism) 00:02, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Xmas Mail[edit]

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Sig pic[edit]

Although your sig looks like it's the right size, resizing the image that way means the browser has to call the whole image. Which is obviously a Bad Thing. Please resize the image physically, then upload it for your sig. Or you can make a thumbnail somewhere, and link to that instead (the thumb is saved on the server at the new size, so you can link to the small version). I can help with this if you need it. Thanks -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 13:11, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I've uploaded a small version and added it to your sig. I hope it looks OK to you. The thumb trick means you link to the small version on the server, so you don't see the thumb box - but no matter, this way works too. Let me know if you want any changes, I adjusted the contrast a little, but maybe you don't think that's an improvement -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png sannse http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Pretty.png esnnas http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/5/54/Shiny1.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/Shiny2.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1e/Shiny3.png 08:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

Hey, I just wanted to thank you personally for the comments you left for Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed the article so much. It was an amazing experience to see the vote numbers climb and to finally see the article featured, and it's even more amazing to me that there are still people out there like you who continue to compliment the work even after the voting is done. While writing the articles is quite fun in of itself, the real satisfaction is gained from knowing that people are reading and enjoying them. This whole day has just been incredible thanks to support from people like you. Thank you so much! -- http://images2.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 02:02, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank You[edit]

Right-o, Thanking Commences[edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Quack.[edit]

Thanks for your vote in Writer of the Month. It really means a lot to me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:12, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Appreciation noted[edit]

You're most welcome for the little I did to "enhance" your article. I sort of consider it my job, in lieu of doing anything useful with my life. As for putting it up as a lead story, I call them as I see them. Thanks for contributing, and many happy returns, I hope. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:54, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Dead good[edit]

You might like to know that Cajek nominated Necrophiliphobia for feature. Good luck! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:41, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit]

~ Readmesoon

PS there is an usually large amount of blood.

Hello?[edit]

-Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:45, 15 March 2009 (UTC)


Umm... Hi![edit]

Here I am, talking to you. Are you feeling less lonely now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 05:20, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

How about we feature your talk page?[edit]

"how about we feature the talk page? Because I'm pretty sure it's about as funny if not more so than the main page?" Got a kick out of what you posted on Talk:Natural Selection Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:31, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Pee review[edit]

Hi Mrthejazz, first of all thank you, we always appreciate people helping out on PEE review and giving their time to help out other writers. However on checking your recent reviews I have noticed that they fell below the standard that we expect, if you aren't sure what your reviews should look like then take a quick look at the guidelines. You may also find it helpful to take a look at this review to see the kind of thing we are looking for. Thanks again for helping out, hopefully I will see you around PEE review a bit more in future. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:44, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Have you heard about the new epic Skype group...[edit]

Because it's pretty fuckin' epic, and it's where all the cool Uncyclopedians meet! We'd totally love it if you'd come hang out with us! Anyways, here's a link to the UnSkype forums. If you download Skype and hit the "join" thing at the top, you'll be added to the group! http://unskype.crazyburd.net
Also, I saw your Yellow Wong article, and really love it. It's pretty much the coolest thing ever. I really appreciate your craziness.
Love, User:Ethine/sig

If log-in on Skype while using someone else's computer, you use your own account, so when they log-in using theirs, they're not part of the Skype group. But if you're not up for Skype right now, you should totally hang out with us on the IRC. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Woo! Feature![edit]

And I felt it prudent to tell you that, this being your third feature, you now are entitled to an entry on the Hall Of Shame. Go ahead and add yourself to the list, as that's the customary way around here. And many congratulations. -RAHB 10:11, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Applause[edit]

Very nice post on the censorship forum. You cut through all the arguments and emotion and came to the base of it, the reason that Uncy is a nice free playground for adults. Congrats! Al sans chains 12:01 19 5 MMX

About your message[edit]

I'd love for you to do some formatting and any necessary edits on my article. Just tell me on my talk page when you've done them and I'll credit you on my userpage --SadisticWolf 14:22, May 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yo! I moved it.[edit]

Here. Just to make sure no one else will do it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:04, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Did you know...[edit]

That the images for an entry in that category are supposed to be made by you, i.e. you take a picture of it in real life or you photoshop some images you found somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:48, 24 May 2010

Thank you[edit]

Thank you for how you handled things here. This could very easily have blown up all over the place, and you managed to express how you felt and work to prevent an explosion. More people should try to follow your example--including trouble-making me. Thanks. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:30, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Hey, is this an okay place to give a few T-shirt ideas?[edit]

Yes. However, the requirements for images is as follows:

  • 2000 x 2000 px
  • 200 dpi or better

The images you've posted do not qualify, though I feel they'd be great design ideas. We can't blow up images without degrading their print quality. If you can find larger versions of these images, they may quality. But most of the featured images on Uncyclopedia, while looking great on a computer screen, would not look good on a t-shirt. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:57 Jun 7 2010

Thanks for the VFH nom.[edit]

I hope we win. :3 --C:\> Run sadisticwolf.exe - Loading... u|t 18:34, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

PLS[edit]

Now that the voting is in, I must tell you that the inspiration for my entry, User:Zim ulator/HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. Your title, User:Mrthejazz/Howto: Staple toast to a wall, had me chuckling for days. After reading your work, I thought it would be great fun to do something similarly styled and enter it into PLS, just to be a dick. I didn't think it would even be accepted, never mind voted on. Congratulations on yours, it did deservedly well. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:53, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

PLS money[edit]

Hey, drop me a line at [email protected] to let me know how you'd like to receive your prize money. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 17:21 Jun 8 2010

Congrats! Victory is sweet! (And tell him you want your money in gold. GOLD! That you want your money in gold!!!) Aleister 3:45 9 6 MMX
Yep. Got your e-mail. Sorry about the delay. I blame my spam filter. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 13:31 Jun 15 2010

I'm A Kite![edit]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with tweaking your work on the fly whilst on VFH. There might be a few purists who would disagree but I'd add/edit away fearlessly. If you were conducting massive alterations to the article, that might be another story but if you're just rewording/adding more jokes......nobody cares--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:40, June 14, 2010 (UTC)


Unreliable Narrator[edit]

Just finished reviewing this article and I have to say it is definately, maybe, probably, the best article I have ever had the pleasure of reviewing. Very well done. --John Lydon 14:29, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Kite[edit]

While it's going to be featured in two days, I'm having a technical issue to place the feature tag, some problem with the spam filter. I hope to sort it out in a few hours. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:57, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Appreciate the heads up mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 18:11, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

Fundleberry[edit]

Or however his name is spelled. That was so cool, a very nice honor. Lots of us love his work, but you are the first person since October of 2008 to leave a note on his page saying so. You must have a heart of gold, and hey, I've been missing one of those, and will call the police if it's not immediately returned. Aleister 5:00 19 6 MMX

p.s. Congrats on all the nice features.
I remember his style of informed randomness and mashups, and it really inspired me, although it took me this long to actually be able to write something decent. I hope he comes back and blesses us all with his amazing talent. It would probably liven this place up a bit. Thank you, by the way.mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 05:05, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

I just saw your Wonderpets article.[edit]

Please marry me. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Hey faggot[edit]

I moved your article or something. Cause I make things better. I'm actually better than you. It's a fact. Now kiss the tip of my penis. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 12:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!!! <3[edit]

Love, User:Ethine/sig

A positive message for you...[edit]

NO!

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 05:48, Jul 2 2010 UTC

Thou art funny![edit]

For "iPad", you get my personal award. Good work man!

Thou art funny!

Yet Another Worthless Award[edit]

User:RabbiTechno/BibleAward Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:28, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Mrthejizz[edit]

I bet you wish you were half as witty as I fucking am -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:59, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Also, your cheque for PLS is delayed because e|m|c mailed it to himself, the dumbass (and I'm serious) -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:00, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

That wasn't a joke? Shiiiiiiiiitmrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 14:00, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

he wrote the recipient address in the corner, his address in the center. Fuckin' envelopes, how do they work? -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:03, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'm the luckiest guy on Uncy. . .[edit]

. . . because I nommed and voted on WotM before your name was added. Both of you deserve this award, and you've had quite a run lately (which is continuing, always nice). If I hadn't voted already it would be a hard choice choosing between you guys. Yay. Good luck! Aleister 19:56 2 8

P.s.and there's a "contest" tonight if you're interested. I'll put it on here in a minute.

Contest today, August 2nd (U.S. time) or 3rd (civilized world time)[edit]

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

We have you listed on the forum page and the talk page. Happymonkey changed the overall time, so now it will be a 24 hour contest. We will exchange article names in a few minutes, stay tuned. Al 1:44 3 8

im referring to the colour. dont know if it will be easy or hard. good luck[edit]

Beige

Shabidoo 02:05, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

UnBooks:Little Yellow Wong[edit]

I saw you have put this up as a feature. This is a real dilemma for me regarding voting! I like the execution and ideas behind it, imagining if the writer of Little Black Sambo had time to write an entire canon of Reinforcing Stereotypes for Children book series but perhaps if the language of the Little Yellow Wong was more in line from that era rather than being oddly modern, it might make it easier for me to consider my voting intentions. I know it might be a minor point but I think it would be a clear signal that the article is meant as a parody of a writer from that era rather than anything that could be construed to be racist today.

Many years ago I was given a pile of children's books that my uncle had grown up with in the 1940s and 1950s. When I read them at the time, I didn't think they were that bad (just old fashioned). But now when I look at them again , they are full of cartoons of Africans as cannibals or 'slant eyed Asians' kidnapping beautiful white women, all standard humour from that era. Fascinating as historical documents today but the challenge of writing in those styles is something I would hesitate before trying to parody. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:04, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks4 I am eternally grateful! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:31, 10 August 2010

Beige[edit]

Look at Red link and figure it out. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 11:55, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Kill Yourself[edit]

By the time you posted that to ban patrol I had already banned him and got part of the way through rolling back his edits. Therefore, You suck and I hate you.

Just kidding, I love you really. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:37, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Jeez, I was only trying to be helpful[edit]

Or did you not notice that TKF moved your user page and talk page to Mrthejizz? -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:16, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Do you happen to have a list of articles you've created anywhere?[edit]

If so, I'd like to use it to back up some complaining.

Thanks. User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100903 - 17:08 (UTC)

His "work" is here. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:40, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, Dexter, thank you for supporting my excessive laziness. Unfortunately, that does not support my argument and I will probably have to find something else to complain about... dang. User:Lyrithya/sig/5 -- 20100903 - 17:48 (UTC)

Care for a spot of tea?[edit]


Thats why you get to be the queen

I need to have a private talk with you[edit]

I'll probably be on Skype tomorrow night, so you better be on. This is Uncyclopedia-related business, namely about how to deal with "them" by writing the greatest satirical work this site has ever seen (other than what TOAST and BAGEL did, as they can't be topped). Understand? It's gonna require complete unbridled genius, though. How much do you know about history? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 01:56, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

If by "them" you mean the British, then that happened in 1776. I'm totally over it. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:19, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well I'm not. Because I'm an AMERICAN! But yeah, its kinda an anti-Imperialism thing I'm aiming for. Those damned Brits won't know what hit them. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:23, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well done you[edit]

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2010


--ChiefjusticeDS 06:44, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Finally, the appreciation you deserve. --Black Flamingo 07:12, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks everybody! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:40, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

You... well... eh.[edit]

User:Lyrithya/hug

I love it. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101009 - 16:50 (UTC)

UnNews[edit]

Yo bro! Don't ask me why, but the UnNews format of choice, as I was told, is to make the headers without caps on each word. For example, your UnNews:Michael Bolton Sings "Broken Hallelujah" with a Group of Choir Boys. Suicide Rates Skyrocket. Is supposed to be like THIS: UnNews:Michael Bolton sings "Broken Hallelujah" with a group of choir boys. Suicide rates skyrocket. If you're not sure just ask Spike, or God, whoever came first. Hey, good story. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:59, Oct 11

Just droppin' by[edit]

Whatcha doin'? Have you gotten into the WotM Clubhouse, how about that Sauna (and the Asian ho's we keep it stocked with)! Any new pages in the assembly line? Where's the kitchen here, ah, there it is. Thanks for the tea. Aleister 00:40 15 10

Glad I got to you in time, before the job interview. The best way to blow the interview is to ask the interviewee how much money they make and if they spend it on whores. Steal something off their desk when they're watching, and pretend you didn't do it, act offended when they accuse you. Put your feet up on their desk, lean back in the chair, and ask if the picture on his desk is his wife or his daughter, and are they available? That should do it. Aleister 11:08 15 10

Thanks[edit]

Template:LLfeatureBeckthanks ~~Oaktown Holla 02:16, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Audio[edit]

Snagged and listened to it at about midnight. It was great. One thing, though- you repeated the wrong verse at the end. No worries, though, it was still very well done. That "cubicle blues and the breakroom breakdown" line sounded right out of Beck's notebook, don't you think? User:Rei Ayanami/sig 02:49, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

I just popped in and saw you voted for Cemetery of the Absurd. Thanks! That was so much fun to write I almost died laughing, and wish I had! It would be fun if it were featured on Halloween, my fave holiday. An idea, we all should give out candy here, like have tons of candy (see pic here) and people can come by user pages and take a piece. Ummmmmm, candy. Lyrithya has already Halloweened her talk page. Thanks again. Aleister 12:01 23 10

And thanks for voting for Pursuit of Happiness... I finally got around to thankses! Or something. What's going on? ~ Meaningless symbol Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:04 (UTC)

UnNews:Area gay man has Gay-Area man-sex[edit]

I removed the excess capitals from your headline and added hyphens. Also listed it on QVFD, as it does not look like news to me, and asked for independent opinions; ChiefjusticeDS and Aleister in Chains supported it (see my talk page). Spıke ¬ 12:51 12-Nov-10

Helloooooo[edit]

And salutations. Noticed your entry in the turkey contest has no link, it is just a red thing. That is funny though, and will win first prize for sure. Yay! Aleister I'm not telling you what time it is. Ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee, leaving you in the dark about the time, he ha ha ha yah yah yah hee hee hee

Ah, tricky, sneaking an entry in there under the cover of red link. I glanced at it, but will read it after the entries are closed. And since this is a wiki, when you finish your page you can just go and close the entries. Hah hah ah ah ah hah hah hah hah hah h a h Loleister 12:50 23 11 year of our fnord MMX

And after seeing Black Flamingo's vote it looks like I've single-handidly sunk your entries chances of winning top prize. Why why why in God's name didn't you write up a few paragraphs of intro to the vid??? Two of the main rules say the entry should be text based and shouldn't contain an audio, and so according to the rules you entered a blank white space, which if I wasn't a judge I would have voted for out of surrealism but since I stupidly signed up as a judge I have to be some kind of responsible. Then I see Black Flamingo's vote, say to myself WTF, and then say to myself "WTF, I will now have to go explain to Mrthejazz, and here we are. I'm a vegetarian (a vegan most of the time, except when I'm hooked on sugar which is about 1/3 or the time, then I eat some cookies and crap) so am sympathetic to pointing out the pure sickness of the real world, which you do, yet it is still just a white space in the Uncy world /slits wrist out of guilt, will try to type name before . ............ [[user:Aleiswv; ';'

You...you mean I won't get a little electronic badge saying how awesome I am? OH, THE HUMANITY!!!1 Psh, I'll get over it. Even if I can't read, I don't regret a thing. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 12:44, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
I just came back from the blood loss to read the other scores in the contest, and you are kicking ass in the second category, so you don't need this one. Leave our category alone with your bloodthirsty chick joke, go on, win or place in the second category, what do you want, everything? Leave some contest drippings and trophies for someone else. /walks away mumbling "Greedy bastard" Aleister 12:45 9 12

Hey lonely[edit]

Hi Jazz, not sure if you're still here these days, but would you like to contribue to this at all? We need more and you're, like, really funny and shit. --Black Flamingo 22:44, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Great additions there. I particularly liked the otter one. Had no idea why the text was so small but I'll definitely use it, as well as most of the others. Thanks. --Black Flamingo 10:16, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, bro[edit]

Eye C Wut U Deed Thar! Lulz. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:00, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Any time bra. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 05:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

You're never on Skype any more[edit]

...which is a shame because I recently bought myself a coffee machine and I wanted to tell you how much I now respect you as a Barista - or in other words, I wanted to harangue you for tips on making perfectly frothed milk and the method of pouring it into the cup. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:55, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Actually I'm not a barista anymore. BUT, I can give you tips, assuming your steamer is anything like the one I used at work. Plus, nobody is on skype anymore. Everytime I go there, it's like a ghost town. It's depressing. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 05:59, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Well SOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY! 06:07, January 19, 2011 (UTC)Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now!

How is this funny?[edit]

It just looks like an ugly crossdresser to me. And it seems to detract from the article. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:16, 31 January 2011

Now, you may be familiar with my penchant for hating flash for simply existing, but I actually looked at this one and I'm inclined to agree with Socky - its humour aspect appears to be basing off the fact that it is weird, something that is completely unlike the rest of the article, the humour of which seems to derive primarily from mocking the menfolks' reactions to the hotness of the ladies. As as this resembles more of a turn-off, thus interfering with the main joke of the piece, I have removed it... please don't hurt me, crazy man. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 00:59, 1 February 2011
First off all, the crossdresser is not ugly. Second, of all the people I thought you would support it Lyrithya. Third, there is nothing funnier than killing a boner. It's not a distraction, it's just taking the joke further. Mock their reactions, and then when they think they're going to get this sexy reaction... WHAM! boner kill. In either case, I rescind my vote for this to be on front page. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 15:13, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
P.S. You're all just mad that I cock blocked you. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 15:19, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
I don't wank to innocent images like that, though. And I'm pretty sure Lyrithya doesn't have a cock. ;) Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:47, 1 February 2011
It's on a completely different note than the rest of it. Twists are one thing, but this is just random. And indeed, I ain't a wanker. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:07, 1 February 2011

Regicide[edit]

This article is great. Its my favourite of the rewrites, especially the part about people murdering Reggies to try to become King, I laughed out loud, in a cafe with wifi and people looked at me strange! The Dawkins article too, my favorite alt. article in the comp. It inspired me a lot while writing one of my articles. --Shabidoo 19:39, February 1, 2011 (UTC) & --Shabidoo 21:01, February 1, 2011 (UTC)


A word of apology[edit]

--CheesyBoy 09:44, February 7, 2011 (UTC)

File:James-An insane fit.png

'Cheesy Boy would like to thank you for asking about cheese.As compensation, he sent you a photo report of a wierdo stripping.'


This is to reward you-a lostnot really footage of a wierdo stripping.Apologies given for not responding earlier.

Do I like cheese?Of course.Do I like balls?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thank you for reading this message, with thanks. By the way, you DID ask me about cheese. I love pizza(with lots of cheese). Since I have answered your question, bye.

Another thanks.I've got a machine gun.

Cheese?An Awnser[edit]

--CheesyBoy 05:43, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

This-this is not me.OK!I'm cheesy!!!Are you happy?

File:Poor cheese...chopped.jpg Thats me, yup, the cheese .How cheesy.You asked if I was completely cheese...actually, not really.Ok, maybe, but you can tell from the photo.Sigggghhhhhh...it hurts, because I have so many holes.Worse still, I was given the cheese-of-the-day award. Cheese of the day award.png STOP HOLDING IT ABOVE MY HEAD!


GREAT!

Now that I mentioned I'm completely cheesy, can I go now?GREATY!!!Wait...WHA- File:Jackie the ripper.jpg

'Cheesy Boy has just been stabbed and is unvaliable to assisst your service.'

R.I.P.:A cheesy death for a cheesy guy[edit]

--CheesyBoy 06:39, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

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'A cheese who left for good,a cheese who left for crude,...'

'Dearly missed by his cheesy mozorellas, but will be ressurected soon.'

I will soon get resserectud blike this guy!.

'In memeory of cheese, I present cheese the-' Cheese of the day award.png NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ah...[edit]

But you're a wonderful arguer. At any rate, what you guys did to the thing is a lot better, small as it was... at least there's something there now, and it now also sort of makes sense why it's even here. That was a large part of what was bugging me before, though I had a hard time placing it. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 17:01, 17 February 2011

FUCK YOU![edit]

Just kidding homie. If I see those shifty eyes one more time... mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:13, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

*shifty eyes* ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 03:40, 18 February 2011
I see you've been cheesed, or blessed with cheese, or melty ready to go. Your audio on the Madison Movement page was genius, you and Dexter tore the page a new one. thanks for playing. Aleister 3:40 27-2-'11

Ditto (see Section 71.1 supra, or Section 73 sub)[edit]

Earlier today, I replied to your turd droppings on my User Talk page, and you still haven't bothered to get back to me. What, too busy pretending you've got a fleeping life (which actually involves actual, non-metaphorical, actually-actual fleeping (*)) or something? C'mon, you troll-'mo -- you've admitted too much on your vanity page for even a retard like me to buy that garbage.

(*) Repetition. Yes, I know. It was in my mother's milk. (Though most of said milk wasn't exactly LOLOMGROTFLIYKWIMAITYD material, esp. since none of the afore-mentioned acronyms had been invented yet -- but you fleeping get where I'm fleeping coming from, Bro. May I call you "Bro"? Or, since you're threatening to forcibly adopt me, maybe "Daddy" would be more appropriate?)

Stumbo 06:51, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Fuck yes. This is going to be fun. By the way, I was busy writing you an email. If you want to get in contact, nighttime is best. I do actually have somewhat of a life, believe it or not, I just choose to spend the free time I do have very very poorly. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 07:12, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

73 73 73 73 73 73 72 "NO NO NO, it's 73, you moron!" "OK, whatever, please don't hurt me." 73 73 73 73 73 73 73[edit]

Yeah, what that really smart and really funny "Stumbo" guy said. You should listen to him more, if you know what's good for you. But I bet that's not his real name -- then again, who fleeping gives a fleep?

-- somebody who isn't Stumbo 06:38, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Speaking of the non-negative integer known as "73" ["mod" "10"][edit]

I once composed the most-ambitious-ever cryptic clue, AFAIK (an &lit. and a half, as in, every word in the clue played three different roles), the answer to which was "seventy-three." If you're into cryptic crosswords, I'll email it to you; otherwise, I don't wanna out myself too soon, since I was careless and/or vain enough to use my real name (see Section 70-whatever supra), back then. These days, I'm even vainer, but not as careless.

Stumbo 07:15, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Cool story bro! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 07:37, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

ghjdfhg174207.+00001 (very old Intel joke)[edit]

I've added some yet-more-putrid MindThoughts on my Talk page. (BTW, I fleeping love you, man, regardless of how badly your golf game sucks.)

Random '90's quote I'm totally not responsible for:

-- "I said, 'you fleeping die!,' to her." Etc. The first Uncyclopedian to correctly identify the quote will get a cookie valued at $.50 USD or so. And can then fleeping die, not that I care or anything.

Stumbo 10:25, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

an even-better trivia q[edit]

I posted this in my college dorm's TV lounge, circa 1988:

"This room will be a bakery. Thought you'd like to know." -- Identify the quote, from a very-popular rock album.

I offered a buck ($1.00 CDN) for a correct answer. Needless to say, nobody got it.

If you get it without web-searching, I'll be so highly impressed I'll name my in-laws' first-born after you.

Stumbo 11:22, February 28, 2011 (UTC)