User talk:Naughtyned/Archive 3

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Anonymous Slashy[edit]

That picture you added was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing as I read the forum. So I couldn't post anything for a few minutes. Crank Yankers copyright violation, but nobody cares that it is a copyright violation. I had to view history to see who added that masterpiece. I think Slashy will comment on it should he/she ever make it back to the forum and find a proxy or library computer that our admins haven't banned yet. I feel sorry for Slashy, who hasn't learned his/her lesson that negatism won't get anything but scorn and mockery, and he/she didn't take my advice to be postive, logical, and reasonable. I mean a few people actualy agreed with Slashy, until he/she went on an emotional rampage on them. If that emotional rampage never happened, who knows, maybe the admins would have been kind enough to rename the article or something? --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 02:02, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks Orion Blastar! I already violated the Crank Yankers copyright with the original version of that picture:
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I originally used this on the now deleted Encyclopaedia Dramatica article. It has since been added to the article This page is the best ever and the UnNews story UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica wins hearts in Wikiland.
It is very funny, it even has Bad grammar in it "I made a article!" should be "I made an article!" which is the key to part of the humor of it. Classic moran sydrome. :) --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 10:28, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Awesome picture! Slashy deserves it, and maybe it will help him get the message that the more he complains, the more we'll insult him and AS. It's the only way he'll learn. --Hrodulf 14:15, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks Hrodulf! I was hoping to see more responses from AS but at this point I guess he's reduced to just putting slashes on the page, since his argmunet has been demolished. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 18:44, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Actually, he posted a lot of crap that Splark huffed because of all the slashes his misconfigured proxy spammed the page with. See this if you really want to read more of slashy's craziness. --Hrodulf 19:07, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
My mistake. I saw that version but saw all the slashes at the top and didn't bother reading further, since I thought that was the only content he added. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 19:23, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Do a comparison with the previous version so you can read his stupidity without having to read the whole thing. I didn't respond to it in detail because it's pointless to have an argument with an extremist. It would be different if we were on an AS website and he was complaining about this type of content. But this isn't an AS website, and people who are so severely emotionally disabled that they would really be disturbed by the (in my opinion) very mild AS article should just avoid the internet altogether. They simply should not go online. Problem solved. --Hrodulf 19:36, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
Ugh, that slashy guy is still going on about this thing. Incredible. I almost hope he sues me although it won't happen (no lawyer would take a case were there are no damages). I'll countersue for offense at him claiming I don't have AS and for threatening to sue me. And besides, everything I said that he took offense at wasn't intended to insult him for the sake of insulting him, it was to defend uncyclopedia from a censor and that's certainly not grounds for a lawsuit. Now, if I had appropached him randomly on the street and insulted him cruelly, that would be a different story, but once he puts himself into this situation where he's coming here and essentially attacking uncyclopedia, I think I'm allowed to defend the website's integrity. I certainly think a lot of the stuff he said, especially to Sara and Nin, were extremely inappropriate as well, the whole thing about telling people they aren't real aspies was actually disturbing to watch happen. --Hrodulf 06:02, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
Hard to say if it is stupidity or insanity or just his syndrome talking. I've tried to help him, and gave him a fair hearing on one of my archived talk page. He called himself rewrite, and I think that is what he really wants, a rewrite of Asperger Syndrome that is not offensive. His disability makes it hard for him to communicate, as I know my mental illnesses have that affect on my communication at times. I tried to reason for him, using logic and critical thinking, but he went on emotional rampages. He sees himself as a victim here, but he is the one who took bad actions and behaviors and brought a lot of this mockery on himself. Though it is funny in a way. Like Fisher Price or the Euroipods articles. His disability causes him to be very verbose and use a lot of words, often saying the same thing over and over again. Anyway it adds to the humor here, without Slashy even knowing that it does. I am sure that those people here attacking Slashy were able to blow off some steam and stress in doing so, and we got some funny pictures out of it as well, like the one here by Naughtyned. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:21, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
He may have what is known as psychopathy, sociopathy, or antisocial personality disorder, a condition that means the person lacks a conscience. I would classify it as being clinically asinine. Whether he has a psychological condition or not he certainly is an asshole and not deserving of sympathy. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 19:15, 3 November 2006 (UTC)
PS this picture made for the Encyclopædia Dramatica article was slightly altered for all things related to Slashy.
Possible he might have those disorders as well. Just that people who have those disorders usually don't feel pain and suffer like the rest of us do. He seemed to be suffering a bit about the article. Is he an asshole? Definitely true. Is he a sociopath? Possibly. Did he have a point that the article was offensive to AS sufferers who could not get the jokes? Possible. Did he go about it the wrong way? Definitely. I tried to steer him the right way to go about it, including registering a user account here and rewriting the article himself so it was funny, but not offensive. The main problem I had was that banning would not stop him because he has an unlimited number or proxy and library IP addresses. So I tried to deal fairly with an asshole who didn't deserve it, and see if I could resolve the problem. I never knew what happened like did he run out of IP addresses, or did he end up in a hospital or jail? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:26, 3 November 2006 (UTC)


Slashy, what if swearing is one of the ways that Nin’s Asperger’s manifests itself and he can’t help it? Show some fucking compassion you Goddamn cunt-rag! --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 22:03, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Reading this made me laugh, taking away from the depressing factionalizion he was attempting. I'm glad we've finally officially declared victory on this matter. I'm personally convinced Slashy was not Aspie, but a psychophobe that hates them and is just trying to spread his hatred.--<<>> 23:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
Yeah. I remember reading a newsgroup where there was a guy, claiming to be Jewish, who was proudly stating that stereotypes about "his people", taken straight from Nazi propoganda tracts, were true. It was obvious to most observers that he was in fact a Nazi posing as a Jew. I am convinced that Slashy is the same type of person. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 00:38, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Fat Albert Quote[edit]

The quote you made has nothing to do with Fat Albert... if you want to post that quote, then put it on the Bill Cosby page. The Fat Albert article has been through a lot of abuse recently, and I'm trying to tone it down. --The Llama Llover!!!

No-one will understand it... but go ahead and add it, if you want. I'm just tired of people adding crap, that's all. --The Llama Llover!!!

Just some appreciation[edit]

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

I don't see you post as often as I wish, but the edits keep coming. Just wanted you to know that people do notice.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 19:25, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, Todd. Sorry I didn't thank you before.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 01:24, 16 December 2006 (UTC)


Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:47, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Radicalx.jpg X-mas is that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, RadicalX. Please take some time out of your busy day and remember all the wonderful things RadicalX has given you.
Please accept this card as a small token of his equally small esteem for you. You will if you know what's good for you.

Rad 12:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


It's such a fitting card, seeing as my name is kinda gangsta in nature. I appreciate it. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

For shizzle, Dizzle! --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg [email protected] Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 05:41, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Xmas[edit], 19 December 2006 (UTC)

From me[edit]

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 07:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

Upon receiving my first and only Uncyclopedia Christmas card, I immediately readied a response. The aforementioned response is in sticker form, without the stickiness. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 08:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Commercial Conformity Period![edit]

Puddin.jpg Hindleyite wishes you a
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Happy New Year! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:47, 22 December 2006 (UTC)