User talk:Orian57

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  • Archive Volume #1 Highlights of this volume include: U.U begging me to join PEEING, Meeting Yettie and being awarded a Golden Urinal.
  • Archive Volume #3 Highlights of this volume include: Unsignpost 26nd June, 2008, THE SHAPE! and double thankies from Yettie
  • Archive Volume #7 Highlights of this volume include: Modus and his eyebrow, U.U and talks of age and also starring other drivel!
  • Archive Volume #9 Highlights of this volume include: Guybles and invisible vandalism, "Orian and Sissy make a porno!", undeveloped collabs and DJ cyber-stalking
  • Archive Volume #13 Highlights of this volume include: Various homophobics berating me; Actually compleating a collab and discussions of important literature that may exist sometime in the future.
  • Archive Volume #15 Highlights of this volume include: Cookie from UU, apparently I'm famous in france and I AM GOING TO BE FOUND IS REAL LIFE AND BOUGHT A BEER WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DRINK BUT I APRECIATE THE SENTIMENT NONE THE LESS!
  • Archive Volume #17 Highlights of this volume include: Lots of shit, hellos, leavings, threats that aren't threatening and kisses from Puppy

  • Archive Volume #2 Highlights of this volume include: Adoptions, Priase for my Melty Blood review (twice) and a giant sock.
  • Archive Volume #4 Highlights of this volume include: Yettie unreserved (and his plot to murder music), Hv confused, and PEEING awards galore!
  • Archive Volume #8 Highlights of this volume include: RT unmasked, U.U. shoving something through my letterbox with love (non-euphamistically of course) and praise for Sweets!
  • Archive Volume #12 Highlights of this volume include: I get to star in a game, GayStar (finally, recognisation of my sexuality!) and caught plagarising a character from Peep Show.
  • Archive Volume #14 Highlights of this volume include: 9001 edits! Another secret conversation (somewhere) and more abductions adoptions!
  • Archive Volume #16 Highlights of this volume include: My string of success, Nameable loosing his minds and Sonje and her cooties or pheramones or whatever.
  • Archive Volume #18 Highlights of this volume include: Shakespeare, The race to twenty features begins and never starts and the 300000$ question.

A very good rape to you sir[edit]

No charge for this one, but next time it will cost you. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:22, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Is still going? I mean I thought the trend would have at least shifted by now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:33 25 March 2010
That's not fair! You wanted me! ME!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 19:45, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
No, no, no. I'm just much better than you at satisfying Orian's needs. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:47, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 22:08, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 04:45, Apr 2 2010 UTC

You're starting to kinda piss me off.[edit]

Could you sometimes ask if I need help? I'm the type of guy who usually doesn't think about it until someone else brings it up. ~~Oaktown Holla 21:51, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

As am I.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:53 3 April 2010

Quit corrupting HELPME[edit]

You pervy perv. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:47, Apr 4 2010

Pelargonium had a part in that as well, you know. :DSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:20, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not corrupting him, I'm grooming him. It's probably legal.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:59 4 April 2010
You're so gay! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 14:52, Apr 4 2010 UTC
Homophobe! whose son is gay FreddThe Redd 14:58 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
Oh yeah, how is that little queen getting on, Puppy?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:04 4 April 2010
What am I, a dog?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:18, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Worse. You're a spleen weasel FreddThe Redd 18:44 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
No, Butt Badger.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 4 April 2010
No, you're a womb newt --Mn-z 02:59, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
He's doing well. He's doing his best to become a stereotype and has joined the drama group at his school, and is going to be doing a dance to Jai ho or however it's spelled - apparently the last song in the movie slumdog millionaire. He showed me the routine that he was doing and I felt so proud - my boy is training to be a podium dancer! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Sunday, 22:21, Apr 4 2010 UTC
Well I'm glad to hear that he's doing good for himself. How about you, how you getting on and things, I don't recall teh last time we spoke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 4 April 2010
Wait, wait. I take that back. Drama? Bollywood. He's not a fan of Glee is he? Cos if he is, shoot him.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:12 4 April 2010
Helpme is gay now or something?!? --Mn-z 02:34, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
If by "now" you mean "since sixth grade", then yes!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 02:39, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
How many gay people do we have now? --Mn-z 02:58, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Everyone except you, after that party.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:03, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Yep - Bollywood, and a fan of Glee. I know - I'm trying to encourage him to start drinking and putting on weight but he prefers to listen to pop and soft-rock and staying stubbornly skinny. I console myself with knowing that if nothing else, at least he'll be popular with a particular set of people.
And I'm still the same old me. Wake up, work, sleep, repeat ad nauseum. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 03:06, Apr 5 2010 UTC
What you mean people who like atractive people? They're always a bit shallow. Although from what you said, looks are all he has going for him. Glee -- I hate Glee.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:13 5 April 2010
You know, I think we may have more gay people on Uncyclopedia than straight ones. /shifty eyes Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:45, Apr 5 2010
Necro, if you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean cause hey, I like you anyway! Because you see, if it were me, I'd feel free to say that I was gay, but I'm not gay. Also, haha. Corrupting HELPME, kinda like corrupting a HELPME file on a computer. Sounds ALPHANUMERIC! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 07:11, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Hey Dex, Good to see you around these parts again. Even though I have no idea what you're talking about. Well I get the first part, Necro is in the closet, but after that... Lost.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:13 5 April 2010
Necro is gay too?!?!?! --Mn-z 15:51, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Probably. I mean he's here isn't he. So Mn, what did your parents say when you told them?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:06 5 April 2010
I am not gay. On an unrelated note, I heard Orian is a preggosexual. --Mn-z 19:02, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I am actually gay for women. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:37, Apr 6 2010
Yes. It looks like Uncyc attracts men that are gay, bisexual, or just in the closet. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 07:08, Apr 5 2010 UTC
Or British. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
Everyone knows that gay and/or British people write the best humour. No joke. Most of my favourite writers, humour or otherwise, are gay and/or British. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 08:39, Apr 5, 2010
I've been very UnAustralian... let me try this again. Aren't all you Pommie blokes pooftahs anyway? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 08:42, Apr 5 2010 UTC
Mmmmm, Pooftah FreddThe Redd 08:59 • Monday, 5-04-2010
Well if it helps I'm both gay and British. Bow to me and my talentz.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:13 5 April 2010
If only you would take time off having indiscriminate gay sex to write more stuff for Uncyc, you'd probably be remembered as a better writer than Hardwick Fundlebuggy. User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 12:57, Apr 5, 2010
who? --nldr 13:00, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Sacrilege! Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:35, Apr 6 2010
He's still a virgin, FYI. FreddThe Redd 13:04 • Monday, 5-04-2010
And how might you have come across that information? User:Hiatus Hernia/sig2 13:26, Apr 5, 2010
He once told Faggle so. And it happened that I was stalking Faggle at that time FreddThe Redd 14:11 • Monday, 5-04-2010
Yes, because stalking a gay man is the true test of masculinity. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:35, Apr 6 2010
More masculine then stalking a girl - gay men hit harder. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 21:49, Apr 6 2010 UTC
One way or another, yes. --nldr 21:57, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hehe. Heh. You said "hit." —Pelozurian (talk) 22:40, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:53, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday[edit]


Ditto. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 20:51, Apr 10 2010 UTC

That is most thoughtful. And quite pretty. I think I might keep that... Hmmm Fap fap fap fap.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:24 11 April 2010

Happy 20th BD[edit]

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:21, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Where are you getting 20 from, stalker. But thank you I had a good day.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:23 11 April 2010
You were 19 a year ago. Duh! :P SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 13:29, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)


Hey! You! We haven't seen you in forever! Get on Skype or dieeeeee! Love, User:Ethine/sig

I haven't really got on in ages. I had a temporary job thing for a while so couldn't have late nights like a used to and then i kept forgetting to log on to skype and things. i have popped on in the past few days though, cos i was thinking about you, but didn't see anyone on. I understand just now that it was because i was appearing offline. :S I am online now calling you but you're not answering!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:41 26 April 2010
What she said, but like a month later, what are you? Some kind of homosexual? --ChiefjusticeDS 20:51, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
I was back, then got busy again, then forgot. Now back again and talking to you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:58 15 May 2010

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:15, 1 May 2010

PLS judging[edit]

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Please, somebody...[edit]

kill this motherfucker already.~~Oaktown Holla 03:40, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Please, somebody...[edit]

help this motherfucker already.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Monday, 04:30, May 31 2010 UTC

Please, somebody...[edit]

...specifically me. I like to be pleasured. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Monday, 04:48, May 31 2010 UTC

Oh hey look I have friends!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:20 31 May 2010
That's an illusion. We really just want to take advantage of you for sex.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN Candidate NOTM USS Pees Stain ) On Saturday, 05:26, June 12 2010 UTC
Yay! Annonymouse sex partners -- what being gay is all about!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:08 12 June 2010

Please, somebody...[edit]

Think of the children... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)