User talk:Pacman-teehee

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Hey, Pacman-teehee, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (yes, yours) could even make it to the front page!

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And finally, just have fun. Be nice to other people and they will be nice to you back. After all, nobody is here who doesn't want to be here.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!   —Pelozurian (talk) 01:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)


Hi. Welcome. All that stuff about BGBU & HTBFANJS is important here, which is why we mention it in the welcome thingy above. Just thought I'd point that out. Also you might like to check out Monitor - there's an animation I put together there that you may enjoy. Any questions, don't be shy about coming to User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio - even if I'm not around there'll be someone ready to respond on my talkpage. Also check out AAN - good way to learn the ropes here. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 03:49, Apr 16 2010 UTC

Back off, Poopy! He asked me first!! —Pelozurian (talk) 03:54, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

okay just to clear one thing up: i am FEMALE [eeeep] what can i do on here when i'm bored and i feel like writing but i don't know what to write about, you know, i just FEEL like writing but then im not smart enough to think up something good? and how do i change my signature? it's really depressing :( Pacman-teehee 10:17, April 16, 2010 (UTC)

Write anything - your first few articles will probably suck, but it's getting into the swing of it anyway. On the left is a "Things to do" link - there's plenty of options there if you want some inspiration. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Friday, 13:50, Apr 16 2010 UTC

Poopy or I can make your sig for you, or you can make it yourself by clicking here. Make sure it follows UN:SIG. Though he's admittedly much better at it than I am. XD —Pelozurian (talk) 20:52, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

I'll chuck together a sig as soon as I get the chance. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 03:11, Apr 17 2010 UTC
You have a sig template made up. Head up to your preferences (very top of the page) and add {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Pacman-teehee/sig}} to the Signature field. Check "Custom signature" and you're good to go. Now when you click the signature button or type four tildes your sig will automagically show up. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Saturday, 06:10, Apr 17 2010 UTC

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

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