♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!
- Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
- How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.
If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!
- About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
- Help Pages
One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, User:Ethine/sig
First, you edited the IC template without even being a member of IC or asking anyone's opinion. For that you deserve a severe spanking.
Second, I was never a big fan of the IC template, and think I like the new version better. And I also see you've been working to make constructive edits here.
Conclusion: I had to decide between making you walk the plank and then go swimming with the great white sharks, or welcoming you aboard. I decided to welcome you aboard. So welcome aboard!
Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#IC_Template:_New_or_Classic.3F Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 03:03, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
... three minor issues. First is that there is a height restriction on sigs, which means that you can't use either sup or sub text. The stuff about that is at UN:SIG. You can get away with it by instead using <small></small> on the stuff that you've sub-texted. The second thing is you have a link to email you, but your preferences are set up so that you won't recieve email from other users. I'd suggest you either change your preferences or remove that part of your sig. The third issue is that your sig is dull - but then agin most sigs are boring, unless you happen to change your sig every five minutes. Speaking of which, I should change my sig. Tuesday, 07:19, Jun 8 2010 UTC
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About your story; I get the idea, and it's promising, but it's not written very logically in some places. Perhaps you could read my welcoming drivel below, and glean some wisdom of the T'ao of UnNews. Let me know if you need help. Cheers! I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:00, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews
|On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.|
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews, PersonalEditor6003, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
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Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.
Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?
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- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)