User talk:PersonalEditor6003

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♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!


If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Imperial Colonization[edit]

First, you edited the IC template without even being a member of IC or asking anyone's opinion. For that you deserve a severe spanking.

Second, I was never a big fan of the IC template, and think I like the new version better. And I also see you've been working to make constructive edits here.

Conclusion: I had to decide between making you walk the plank and then go swimming with the great white sharks, or welcoming you aboard. I decided to welcome you aboard. So welcome aboard!

(Also I'm retired from heading IC; I'm the Admiral of the Fleet's assistant. But as we don't currently have an AotF....) Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:11, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

See here[edit]

Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#IC_Template:_New_or_Classic.3F Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:03, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig...[edit]

... three minor issues. First is that there is a height restriction on sigs, which means that you can't use either sup or sub text. The stuff about that is at UN:SIG. You can get away with it by instead using <small></small> on the stuff that you've sub-texted. The second thing is you have a link to email you, but your preferences are set up so that you won't recieve email from other users. I'd suggest you either change your preferences or remove that part of your sig. The third issue is that your sig is dull - but then agin most sigs are boring, unless you happen to change your sig every five minutes. Speaking of which, I should change my sig. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 07:19, Jun 8 2010 UTC

Your UnNews story[edit]

About your story; I get the idea, and it's promising, but it's not written very logically in some places. Perhaps you could read my welcoming drivel below, and glean some wisdom of the T'ao of UnNews. Let me know if you need help. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:00, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator, contemplating your fate.

Welcome to UnNews, PersonalEditor6003, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)