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♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
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The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, User:Ethine/sig

I hope they like my articles here. Maybe one day I'll even get to be an admin! -RAHB 13:21, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Don't dream too big. The admins hate users with the username "RAHB". Sorry, you'll never make it. Ever.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 15:04, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

CRUSHERBOT[edit]

Thanks RAHB. He totally would have gone on a CRUSHING RAMPAGE BEEP BOOP BEEP if he noticed. --Flammable 12:53, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

My penis keeps turning CRUSHERBOT on. Sorry about that. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 00:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

My article[edit]

How come you put an unfinished template on my article? It was actually finished. --SadisticWolf 15:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it's very very short. And it's a list. And it says in itself that the author couldn't be arsed to think of anything else. And it's pretty much one huge name drop. So I figured you may like to expand on it. Perhaps some paragraphs, pictures, other angles, and more original jokes. Try reading UN:BGBU and HTBFANJS, and maybe take a look at some of our featured work for inspiration. Generally, a really short article has to be really great to stick around, and I know a few admins who may have deleted it instead of putting the template on it. Think it over for a while, try to come up with something more in depth, and see what you can get going. Nothing personal, it's just Uncyc policy. -RAHB 06:51, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. I had some writer's block so I thought I'd finish up quickly. I'll get better, I promise - I've been reading articles recently. Also, can you delete Steve Berry and gender neutrality? I give up on them, they suck. --SadisticWolf 16:38, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Look![edit]

I have a pretty new sig! Love, User:Ethine/sig

That is pretty. Does it come in vanilla scent? -RAHB 07:59, April 26, 2010 (UTC)
I THINK IT'S LESS BLURRY THIS TIME. Love, User:Ethine/sig

Taylor Swift[edit]

I forgot about the expiration date on there, so do you mind sending it to my userspace?--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:10, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

Er, sure thing, but you know the only content was "Taylor Swift is a Country singer." -RAHB 22:00, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, forgot. Never mind--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 22:07, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
No worries. -RAHB 23:59, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 09:51, 1 May 2010

Hello[edit]

Get on Skype you sexy bunny --++Ironfistname.png 06:22, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

All in good time, my lovely little lemon tart. -RAHB 06:23, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yoga[edit]

Can I have yoga back, Funnybony and I are going to work on it very soon. Thanks. Aleister sans chains 17:56 10 5 MMX

Viola. -RAHB 18:04, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Al des chain 18:14 10 5 MMX

Glad you liked my article[edit]

You're right. Somebody needs to review it already. Thanks for the ego boost! Also, the fact that you're on last.fm is beautiful. I'm a fan mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 23:53, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

It's excellent. I've been a huge fan of your zaniness for quite some time, but I only just recently found your subpage with your listed articles. From what I've seen in three years, you don't get near the praise you deserve for your work here. Hopefully a listing on the Hall Of Shame can change all of that. And last.fm indeed, do you have an account on there? -RAHB 05:45, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
Frankly, I didn't know I had any fans. Thank-you! It really means a lot. Yeah, I have an account. I haven't been able to hear any of your stuff lately though, because of computer problems. When I have the resources, I'll have to check your stuff out. Thanks again! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 04:15, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Do it to it. I'd have to imagine you have many fans like me who assumed you already knew how awesome you were. Or maybe not. Maybe I'm the only one. I am, after all, a complete and utter loony bird. /me sprouts wings and burrows into the ground -RAHB 04:17, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Just letting you know my Jack Black article is now up for VFH! An enthusiastic YES! would be greatly appreciated. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:17, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Funky! -RAHB 23:13, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
(Me jumping up and down excitably)mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 03:45, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Now get a skype account, ya crazy! :D -RAHB 04:49, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
I don't have a webcam. mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 04:53, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Do you have a mic? That's all you really need. Or you could just be silent and just type into the chat. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 04:56, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
No mic, but I could type. I'm not sure how these things work. FINE! you win! FINE FINE DOUBLE FINE!mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 04:57, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
Do I hear a triple fine?! Going once, going twice. Sold! To the man with the bushy eyebrows! -RAHB 05:07, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

OH MY FUCKING GOD[edit]

TWIN PEAKS IS THE MOST BADASS SHOW EVER --++Ironfistname.png 21:56, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Get[edit]

...your hair cut and get a job, you hippy bastard. That is all. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Taken in to account. But only if you stop caring about football and get an accent with less inflection on certain syllables, you limey wanker. That is all. Now how the hell have you been? -RAHB 00:16, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is Worst[edit]

RAHB Welcome you House Please Using mIRC or ChatZilla

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