User talk:RabbiTechno

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If you wish to leave me a message, kindly use the handy little 'Kvetch Here' button that I've so considerately placed just below for your convenience. I'll probably forget to look at this page for months anyway. In fact, you'll probably have better luck if you try to contact me using telepathy.

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Archived Talk Pages[edit]

Discussions and abuse up until 19.06.2007:

General name-calling and accusations up until 02.10.2007:

Discussions of a frank and sexual nature General Crap up until 10.11.07:

More tedious nattering up until 28.12.07

The Witterings of Many Diseased Minds - 28.12.2007 to 08.02.2009

More crap - 08.02.2009 to 11.03.2009

More server space wasted - 11.03.09 to 15.04.09

Bring on the raep - 15.04.09 to 05.07.09

Night Soil - 15.04.09 to 19.12.09

Emergency Bog Roll - 19.12.09 t0 01.04.10


I saw it first[edit]

Me me me! Speedy despoilment has been achieved. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Apr 1

Two whole minutes. Mediocre, I think you'll agree. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:02, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Depends what you're talking about. for a pizza delivery, it'd be pretty quick. Besides, this kind of quality can't be rushed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:05, Apr 1
It'd be quite impressive in bed too. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
We talked about that. My can of "stud" delay spray ran out. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:07, Apr 1
Have you seen that new cake advert where Mrs. Kipling suggests that Mr. Kipling's sexual performance is, ah, not all it could be? FFS - I really don't want to know if Mr. Kipling can keep it up or not. All I care about is whether his cakes taste nice or not. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:11, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

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The thingy[edit]

I brought this idea up again, since it is by far my best one. Welcome if you like, you already know what it is about. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 07:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

I still think it's a good idea, provided you can get people's support. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:56, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations on your ascension[edit]

Now, I read in UnSignpost that you banned me for three months, unbeknownst to me, for crossing you a second time. This occurred hours before you acquired the ban stick, and hours before the start of April Fools' Day, and if the ban was real, it wore off in half an hour. Have I forgotten something? Spıke ¬ 12:15 2-Apr-10

I was somewhat mystified by that, too - in fact, I don't recall ever banning you. I can only assume that someone at the UnSignpost went to the Sun Journalism School and got a degree in making Stuff Up. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:20, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Now, Mordillo did ban me for ten minutes, right after I said on VFS that the only point to voting for me would be for higher-quality messages in the Ban Log. His was in Hebrew. That's news. Spıke ¬ 12:22 2-Apr-10

I can think of less meaningful reasons to vote for someone. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:26, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
In virtual space, you banned all the users for three months! Thanks for the bagel coupon, I've already tried to use it and it worked once and failed once. Some people just don't trust things printed on paper handed to them at random. Fools!! Aleister in Chains 12:35 2 4 mmx
Aah, that explains it. You need to go back into virtual space to use your coupon - had you have read the smallprint, you'd know it's only good for one virtual bagel from a virtual shop. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:38, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
I can't wait to use mine- oh wait, I just used it to protect myself from the Zionism on this page, didn't I?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 18:05, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why photocopiers were invented. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:07, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
No, photocopiers were invented so Jews could copy money. :)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:51, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Why would we need to do that? Everyone knows that all Jews are issued with a special identification code that allows us to draw unlimited funds from accounts belonging to gentiles at any bank. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:11, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ha! :D FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 11:07 • Saturday, 3-04-2010
Wait, SPIKE wasn't banned for three months; I was! Also I wonder if Aleister actually tried using the coupon. I just came here to tell you I'm thinking about trying it. There's a donut shop nearby where the people are pretty cool and I could try it there. But I'll probably chicken out. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:59, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

/* Thank you */[edit]

Thanks for your condolences, from my wife and I both. I'm really touched by the sentiments of my friends here. Cheers. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:42, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Molten steel[edit]

No problem. I was reading the "100 Worst April Fools Jokes" article when you left the message on my talk page, so I wasn't sure if the "You have new messages" banner was legit or not. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 09:32 Apr 3 2010

'Lo[edit]

I just noticed that HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle was made the featured HowTo, thanks for that, it's one of the best pieces i've ever written. Just wondering if there was a voting page that I could have a link to, so I can see all the nice things people said. Or was it just because you've run out of good, but not featured, HowTo's. Also were you only just made an admin? I thought you were always one.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:48 3 April 2010

People don't vote on featured HowTo's- certain people, like the Rabbi, decide. Also, this isn't my talk page. Sorry Rabbi. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 22:58, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
I thought so, but there was a time when voting was a thing. none of this dictator ship. Thanks though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:59 3 April 2010
God Orian, you're so behind the times. Loser.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:01, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
HOMOPHOBE!!!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:02 3 April 2010
Behind again, calling people homophobes is so 2009.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:03, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
FUCKING HOMOPHOBE!!! That's like, different.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:05 3 April 2010
Why the unnecessary "phobe" in your insult?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:06, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Ooh, a sausage fest!!! --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 23:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
How dare you! If either of you write another insult, you can just forget about ice cream later!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:09, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Because you're not gay! Stop trying to steal my thunder. Fucking WANNABE!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 3 April 2010
EC's guys. Not cool.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 3 April 2010
Twice! Somebodies getting castrated in the morning.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:11 3 April 2010
But I'm not even Jewish! --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 23:12, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
How dare you! I am much gayer than you, and can prove it!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:13, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Bring. It. On.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:13 3 April 2010
Oh, I'll show you, old timer...where's my male porn...Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:15, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Bring it on! Bring it on! Quickly now Boy!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:17 3 April 2010
If only Mohammedlickingcock.jpg was still the original, we could base a contest off of that... :(Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:21, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Um, I thought..never mind.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:22, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Oh there's no contest. Dicks grow exponentially with age you know.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:22 3 April 2010
Um what? I'm tottally lost now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:22 3 April 2010
So am I. So, I'm just going to laugh at the fact that you misspelled "totally".Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:25, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Bah! Yungun's and their ridiculous language. Back in my day we learned to spell and type.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:32 3 April 2010
I would apologize for this conversation on your talk page, but I'm really not sorry.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:54, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Neither am I. In fact I enjoyed two really decent wanks while typing out my half.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:56 3 April 2010
So long as you wiped my page clean afterwards. Also - no, there's no vote for either HowTo or Why. I believe there used to be, but nobody voted so it became a dictatorship. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and what have you. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:41, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Sure I cleaned off your page but you may want to get yourself a new yamulka (I know that's spelt wrong but I just can't be bothered looking up the right way to spell it). Also it surely means that at least you liked it enough to give it some more air time. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:12 4 April 2010
There'sa million and one different ways to spell yarmulke, so no matter. It'd probably be easier if we all said kippah instead. Also - yes. I thought it was a decent article. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:16, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Hi, John! How are you doing? FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 15:29 • Sunday, 4-04-2010
Such a subtle hint! However, it might well work - that could be next week's feature. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:33, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Huh?[edit]

I just got back.... and I was reading the unsignpost and I noticed that you are featured for blocking me.... why? The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 15:07, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

Haha, that was the {{USERNAME}} template. Gets all the noobs. :P --PaizuMaj. • JStwMUNLOBCrapWHORE • (Talk) 15:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Yep, was about to say the same thing. It's got me on more than one occasion too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:12, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh... goddammit The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d2/Compassrose.gif/17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 15:16, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I got tricked by that template on the awards of the decade page, I just never said it. :)Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:40, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I've seen the {{USERNAME}} template a zillion times, and it still got me because I really was joke banned during that period and Under User had already told me if it happened I'd be listed in that issue. It wasn't until I saw it was for three months that I started wondering.... Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:24, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Anne[edit]

Regarding your suggestion that the author QVFD this article (which bounced, because you had placed {{ICU}} on it!), see User talk:Loopygrumpkins#VFD rules. We too had discussed what to do about it. It would be VFD-eligible on Tuesday. Spıke ¬ 17:37 4-Apr-10

Yes, I probably should have mentioned that the ICU would need to be removed prior to QVFDing. Anyway, it's irrelevant now if the article's about a Little Britain character rather than a real person, so no matter. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:03, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

got it in[edit]

have you got it in for me? you seem to be removing everything i post with no given reason other then you didn't find it funny... which i can understand but by the same token isn't exactly fair, not everyone has the same sense of humor you know The preceding unsigned comment was added by Avinalaugh (talk • contribs)

Not at all. I've merely deleted those things - such as Rsybytitus - which fail Uncyclopedia's quality standards (I know - I thought the same thing when I heard we had quality standards, too). If you look at your contributions, you'll see that the vast majority of your contributions haven't been huffed or reverted by anybody at all. As for having it in for you, I had to look at your contributions and sift through my own to work out who you are - I revert/huff stuff that in my 4+ years here I've learned doesn't make the grade, I do not hover over a new user's contributions, rubbing my hands as I cackle maniacally and wait to remove every edit they make. Don't take things personally - virtually everybody gets a lot of their early edits reverted and few first articles survive for long. Most of my own were removed within minutes. If you'd planned on developing any of your articles further, I'll be happy to restore them to your own userspace where they can remain untouched until you're happy to release them back into the big, wide world. Otherwise, remember to use the {{construction}} tag on works in progress, which will give them one week during which they won't be deleted, allowing you to finish them. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:01, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

???[edit]

Eh? --nldr 18:58, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

It'll make more sense to him, provided he remembers the two pages he created. The first simply said, "constantinos sucks the big black hairy dick and jerks off to cartoon porn," (that was 2 years ago - obviously just finished a ban) whereas the second, created today, - and a true example of genius, I thought, was called eric m and said, "who cares he gay lol." :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:02, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Oh - I presume it's IP area thing, I don't even understand what an IP code is to start with. I was worried that you banned some random IP who could've awakened from his two year slumber to write a fantastic article on 19th century telegraph poles from the cold streets of Greater Manchester, or something along those lines. Carry on. --nldr 19:06, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
What a great idea for an article! I hope to see 10,000 words by first light tomorrow. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Now that you're an admin[edit]

All right, you're an admin now so let me get this right. Ahem. RabbiTechno you are so awesomely awesome in your awesome awesomeness that I'm in awesome awe! Did I do that right? Also I think User:Why do I need to provide this? should get half a feature credit for Why?:Do I need to provide this? as he not only Pee Reviewed it he supplied the inspiration. --A Helpful User who knows there's not a chance in hell of getting half credit but was in a goofy mood but couldn't think of anything to write that was actually funny 19:44, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

I agree, provided whoever else wrote the article does too. If that's the case, I don't think anyone is going to be too worried if you add the feature template to your userpage and add half a point to wherever you keep track of things. You might want to check with 'Dillo, however, as I've never really taken any notice of VFH so I don't really know what goes on with all that. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:57, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, my goof. I realize in retrospect that you wouldn't know what I did or did not do on the article. Honestly, I can't take any credit whatsover for the article; all I did was write a Pee Review. It was Necropaxx' article, not mine. I probably should have posted this on Necropaxx' page, but he like you is too nice of a guy to tell me "Why, go screw yourself." Which I think I'll go do now as it's rather a bit of fun. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:12, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:04, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Bathory[edit]

It's finished now. Go read it and tell me what you think. FreddThe Redd http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/7/70/Flag_of_Egypt.png/22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5b/Foxicon.png/18px-Foxicon.png 08:59 • Friday, 9-04-2010

At the risk of seeming desperate[edit]

Ban me. Only an hour or two is left! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:41, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hm, judging from your contribs, you don't edit during these hours. I'll go beg someone else, but I never expected it would be this hard... --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:44, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
I have to say that I find this apathy toward banning me disturbing. I had thought people would be lining up to ban me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:36, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
If I were an admin,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum.
All day long I'd biddy ban Syndrome.
If I were an Unc admin.
User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 04:07, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Semi-protect my userpage[edit]

I have a feeling my userpage is going to be heavily vandalized by an onslaught of proxy IPs soon, so could you please semi-protect it? —Pelozurian (talk) 06:00, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Why do they have to be proxies? But don't worry, I'll protect you. --141.149.79.155 06:05, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
I know you will, sweetie. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:11, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
I assume it's OK now? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:32, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Un cool people alert!!![edit]

Hi Rabbi, can you take a look at the recent events on Monarchial Republic of Greece Page: April 8, 2010 [1], and again April 11, 2010 [2], seems we have some pretty uncool people on a loose here, on the other hand not all people understand irony and plain ripping off! Cheers Zullu

Looks like a fairly rubbish couple of edits to me - if you want to revert to your previous version of the article I can't see that anyone will mind. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:24, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you, i worked pretty hard on File:Ancient-modern link.jpg and all the Albert Einstein's time travel theory - Ancient Hellens: Back to the Future story, to see it replaced with "Greeks have invented the western civilisation and brought the light to all those cavemen..." ah ha ha... see y Zullu
I saw your edits when you made them - nice work. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:32, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
and again April 12, 2010 [3]... this is getting lame... greek capital: athens, give me a break... give him credit 4 a while so this douchebag pisses off or what? Zullu
Reverted it back to your version for you, try and discuss it with him on the talk page rather than doing this. Feel free to ask me on my talk page if there are any problems. Hope Rabbi doesn't mind me butting in. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:36, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
'Tis fine - I was away all day yesterday anyway. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:36, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

I was wondering if anyone thought anything I write is funny. Though the faceplant article is the only one I really feel confident about, since my other three were just random shit. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ethan9 (talk • contribs)

It's good stuff - anyone into MTB or BMX will get it, as I imagine skaters will too, but as you've not used arcane MTB/BMX terms people who aren't into that sort of stuff will get it too. One thing you might consider adding is "What to do after you've performed a perfect faceplant" - with something about collecting your teeth from the dirt and trying to bleed as much as possible to earn the adoration of the crowd. You could possibly do a "World Faceplant Championships" section too. Just ideas - no need to use them if they don't appeal to you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:55, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Theological Discussions with the Rabbi[edit]

You are wrong, God sees all things and is offended by them - do not be fooled by the scientists of this world and their heathen ways, our God is an angry God and he shall have His day.. until that day I am but his humble servant --God-Is-Cool 19:02, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Your God might be angry, but mine is a pretty chilled out sort of bloke. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:03, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

then you are obviously a heathen - or some sort of atheist --God-Is-Cool 19:04, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Note the word "rabbi" in my name. ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:05, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

..I was hoping that was merely some sort of joke, for your mortal soul I do humbly pray forgiveness from the true God - at any rate I shall continue.. I have heard God's voice, he has told me the way, he did say "go forth and convert the wicked" - so that is what I shall do.. pray someday the great Lord shall have the mercy and wisdom to speak with you too --God-Is-Cool 19:07, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'd pray for your own salvation, but since doing so would necessitate your conversion to Judiasm and we don't got in for proselytising, I can't. On the other hand, since God is infinite in his capacity to forgive, I'm sure you're going to be fine. Do be aware, however, that Uncyclopedia admins are the exact opposite - in fact, they've been known to be vindictive sods at time, so don't blank any more pages, eh? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:12, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

God is infinite in all aspect but not forgiveness - I shall not insult you though for doing so would make me stupid.. all I shall say is this: God hates certain things, he does not forgive all things.. remember that if anything, He told me so himself --God-Is-Cool 19:14, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

I dunno, I think the Rabbi will win this, as he's a sexy and cool admin. God is just cool, not sexy.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:17, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I am rather cool and sexy, aren't I? Thanks for reminding me. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:31, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

blasphemy is a sin - a terrible curse upon the current world in which we live: how sad it is that we children of God so often take pride in insulting the very being that gave us the ability to walk, talk and evolve --God-Is-Cool 19:18, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

As an atheist, I can say that Nobody cares. Also, when responding to something someone says, use a colon to indent it.
Like this.
And this.
Oh yeah, and this.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:20, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Atheist scum, may the Lord burn your disease from the face of His planet --God-Is-Cool 19:21, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
I'm actually really excited about hell and eternal damnation, I hear Elvis is doing it. Also, here on Uncyc the admins are the highest power, bow down and repent or I shall roast thee with my eternal fires. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:23, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
I bet God knows how to indent properly /me folds my arms--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:25, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
the idiocy of you heathens disgusts me--God-Is-Cool 19:26, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
That dress disgusts me. You cannot wear that with those shoes, baby.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:27, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Now, if you lot would STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME ON MY OWN TALKPAGE... ( :-) )...shit. I've forgotten what I was going to say. I do wonder if Helpme would blaspheme less had he have said "God is proper fit and I'd like to give Him a good seeing to" instead. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:31, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
That just made me horny. It was supposed to, right?--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:32, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
I know how to press your buttons, bitch. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:33, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
Now, I'm off to have dinner. I'm sure the Chief will be more than happy to put his banhammer to use if it becomes necessary. Shabbat shalom, chaps. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:35, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
And LO! Mightily did Chief swing his blessed banhammer, afore Rabbi Techno even noticed, and thus did He slay the god-botherer. See you tomorrow. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 19:37, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

God said "go forth and convert the wicked"! That's wicked, not wiki! God didn't tell you to go forth and covert the wiki! Spıke ¬ 20:54 23-Apr-10

"Going forth and converting the wiki" might make the basis of an amusing article, actually - new Bible contains a typo, people with the ability to believe but not think for themselves (ie; 99% of all religious people) take it seriously and so on. Hmm... Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:05, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Lo Rabbi[edit]

Are you in the London area on the 4th of May? I'm hoping to get a pint with my favorite Britishers. Codeine seems to be OK with the date, how is you? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 06:29, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hard to say at present as I have cash flow problems, but I'll try to get something sorted out. Olipro (and possibly Severian) are going to be in London a few days later, I believe around the 6th/7th, so it could be worth talking to him to see if you can make visits overlap - he's been talking about going to a famous bagel shop that recently reopened and is reputed to sell the best salt beef bagels in Europe and wants to go to the Cheshire Cheese, one of London's oldest pubs which when I last went there about ten years back had a damn fine selection of rare single malts. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:40, April 25, 2010 (UTC)
Is it this one? What's the easiest way to get there from Euston station? If I can convince you to come over, first round on me. Maybe the 2nd and 3rd as well, depending on how tired I'll be. Which is much. I don't think I remember what sleeping is like anymore :) ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:19, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks![edit]

Thanks...I feel I'm making progress on that article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lifelonghate (talk • contribs)

Good - it looks like you are too, so it'll be great to see it finished. Nice to find a new user who takes the advice offered by a tag instead of getting all uppity that someone had the temerity to add anything tot heir article too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 06:42, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

""Thanks"

I feel as if i'm making slight progress...being able to remove the dead end tag is an honour only bested by being able to tell you how good it is to be able to remove the dead end tag.--Lifelonghate 17:39, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

..ok, I was unaware that an unsigned message still indicates who signed it. The exact same message was resent so you could know who it was from. Not cause I'm weird. Or because I like company. Or because my keyboard feels good. But anyways, don't want you to think I'm a mindless twerp who yearns for praise. Ciao!--Lifelonghate 17:43, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

It doesn't - however, User:Paizuri added the {{unsigned|Lifelonghate}} template after your message, creating the "this unsigned message..." thing you can see. Magic! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:05, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:49, 1 May 2010

Bathory[edit]

April Top 3. Pants. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 11:33, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

UN Spamming[edit]

I hate to seem like a flyboy, but a handfull of users have been spamming multiple pages with my user name, I wouldn't mind it if they were just using it once or twice, but these guys are putting it 5-10 times in each paragraph. One of the pages was; HowTo:Be Eaten. I won't lie either, when you check the history you'll see that I was alarmed and franticaly trying to get my UN off, and within 48 hours I've fround more pages with my UN slobberd all over the place. Btw on some of the pages, the edits are by an IP addres, but on the page Anger there is actually a username in the history section. Like I said, If it was just one or two times here and there, I would't be taking action. but I see extreme resent in the way they're throwing my name around. I really hope this isn't going to be a burden on the Admin, or piss you guys off. But I feel uncomfortable with it being used like that. --Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 23:50, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

It's just the {{USERNAME}} template. It's a template that shows the username of whoever's looking at it. When I read the page, it shows Paizuri. Nothing to be alarmed about. —Pelozurian (talk) 23:53, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
Hee hee hee Aleister in Chains 23:59 2 5
Sighs, ohhhhh, thats a rele. I worked with radar and sonar, once you do that, you're pretty much F'ed over at simple tasks. Thanks, no REALLY, thanks. My apologies for ruthlesly edting How to be Eaten. I'll revert all the garbage I put in it's place.

--Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 00:14, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

I rolled back your edits, so you don't have to do a massive amount of undoing. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:41, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, I'm Ex Servenyeian Spec. Forces (CCCP). In my service days if you saw any of your ID forms slobbered all over the f'ing place, It ussualy meant you were about to be unfairly court martialed and then FUCKED UP. so I kinda freaked out and lost it there. its part of the PTS thing. Otherwise I might not have thought anything of it.

--Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 01:09, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Firstly, apologies for not having been around to help - but I see Paizuri and Aleister were on hand and have performed the task admirably. Secondly, don't worry or feel too stupid - most of us have been caught out by the dreaded username template at some point. Several times, in my case. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:08, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

David Miliband[edit]

I think this has stalled. Did you want to do the honours? PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 21:21, May 4 2010 UTC

Looks like you're right. Unleash the huff monsters! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:52, May 5, 2010 (UTC)

English Beer[edit]

Thanks for the redirects, I didn't even know Real Ale existed. Appreciated. Since I'm here, do you or does anyone else know what happened to MadMax? Is he alright, just taking a break? Al des chain 16:21 11 5 MMX

No probs, glad to be of service and all that. Now you mention it, I vaguely remember MadMax saying something about taking a break - best to do so once in a while, I find, because Uncyclopedia can have serious negative effects on the old mental balance. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:24, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Good, I had hoped so. Breaks are good, yes. I just looked at Real Ale, and had no idea it was here. Seems to be some overlap, although I'll go back and read it closer, and will let HELPME know it is around as well (see his talk page for the mentions of Warm piss water). DrStrange also left for awhile, and I confirmed he's alive and playing frisbee tag. Al sans chains 16:30 11 5 MMX
Wrote it a while ago now. Possibly a bit of tl;dr article for many people. I wouldn't worry about overlap, Uncyc's easily big enough for that not to be a problem these days (which is good, of course, since it means we don't have to put so much effort into being original). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:40, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Warm piss water was a VFD save, I worked on it just enough to save it, and then HELPME gave an offhand challenge about me getting it featured, and I told him I'd work on it until he featured it or said it was of quality. That's where it stands now, and I've been working on it to irk HELPME (and if it's turning into a good page that's a side-benefit). I won't read yours until after that point, to not spork, but please read it and if you see any outright overlap please let me know. I've added yours to see also and also a high on the page link. Thanks, Al des chains 16:50 11 5 mmx
I read it quickly whilst attempting to sort out the serpentine chaos of cables that lives behind the television ('cos we got a new DVD player) - ever tried doing that with two ferrets "helping" you? - but it looks like you did a good job; I even laughed once or twice and I'm a miserable bastard. Although there's some overlap, there's an insufficient amount to leave you open to accusations of plagiarism - and anyway, if anyone says you copied it I'll disagree and say you'd not seen Real Ale until now. Banhammers are an excellent way of persuading people to believe you, I find. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:58, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
One more question as you fight the ferrets for control of the cables (just don't let them have the remote when you've finished). Does your page have mention anything about beer awards or the Olympics? That's the only other section and mention I was going to add. Thanks again, Al sans chains 17:04 standard Ferret time 11 5 MMX
You and the IP's that brung ya. Al des chains 21:42 11 5 MMX
Nope, you're all clear on those. Though it does now occur to me that I could have had a "Best Beer Awards" section...oh well. Too late now. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:08, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Because I gave the challenge to make it better, if it gets featured, I DESERVE half credit. SIR Arrogant Prick [worship me]

What did you huff Gattaca for?[edit]

What did you huff Gattaca for? It's almost as if you take this seriously. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 124.197.10.135 (talk • contribs)

Because, despite being three and a half hours old, it was two lines long. That's more than enough to make an "article" a candidate for deletion if it doesn't have a {{construction}} tag on it. Also, yes: I do take this seriously. After more than four years of writing articles and editing this site, I've come to care about it and I take maintaining it and trying to improve quality very seriously - all admins do, despite the fact that we act like four-year-olds most of the time. However, that's actually in your favour because provided you're going to work on it and develop it into a proper article, you can have a copy of Gattaca back - but you'll need to sign up for an Uncyclopedia account first, so I can restore it to your userspace. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 07:36, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hey rabbi[edit]

The blood countess is at risk of being raped by a prancing wizard. Divine intervention is needed at the Top 10/April page. Thankyewverymuch. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 06:54, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

This[edit]

Is brilliant. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:11, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

I thought so - can't claim to have thought it up myself though, as it apparently appeared on a wall in Haifa and came to me via the internets! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:39, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

Quick Question for you[edit]

A trade publication is writing a story about how user-generated articles are becoming more valuable than paid-for articles, and they wanted to know if we had any users who might be interested in talking to them about their experiences with Wikia. Is this something you would be interested in doing? If so could you please email me at sena at wiki-inc.com. I'll need your Name, Email, Phone number and geographic location. Thanks for your time, and please let me know either way. Sena<staff /> 16:56, May 17, 2010 (UTC)

a quick note from our PR person,

1) Wikia won't give personal contact info to a reporter. I can arrange an interview where we use a dial in number and everyone dials into the call. We do need their real name and most likely the city/state where they live. They may be asked their profession, but that can be vague ("I'm in finance." "I'm in education." etc..) 2) The interview will focus on why they like using Wikia sites and what motivates them, keeps them engaged, etc. 3) From a time investment standpoint, the call with me will be about 30 minutes, and the call with the reporter will take 15-20 minutes. 4) I will be on the call with the reporter and can "shield" them if needed. That said, I've worked with this reporter before, and find him to be professional and above board, and don't expect any probing questions. Plus, he's very positive about Wikia.

If this is OK with them, I can then spend time discussing the details of the interview via phone.

let me know if this is something you could help with. Sena<staff /> 18:49, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Jet Lag[edit]

Hi Rabbi! I was surprised and encouraged to find HowTo:Beat jet lag featured on the how to page. I'm stoked! And wanted to mention about the "(more...)" link goes to another article. I'm not sure if that's correct. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:02, May 22

Fixed. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:09, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
Dude! Hanging around you experts is most beneficial and a genuine privilege, I'm happy to say. Thanks & cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Agnideva-small.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/02/AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:33, May 22
It was surprising and encouraging for me to find something featurable - it seems to get trickier every week (though not as much as with Why? since hardly anyone ever writes Why?s). Thanks for sorting out the link, Chief, I pretty much always forget to change that bit but usually remember a few minutes later. Not this time, though. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:24, May 23, 2010 (UTC)

Reasons not to be a devout Christian[edit]

Hey, I just noticed that you've taken over the re-write tag for that article, which is fair enough cause I know ive not written on it for a while, but I'll probably start again fairly soon if thats ok with you. If not just drop me a message on my talk page and i'll lay off. --DougalJabber at me. 13:39, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

That tag just links to whoever the last person to edit the page happened to be - currently, me. So, in other words, I have no interest in the article and would be eminently unqualified to rewrite it anyway - it's all yours. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 13:43, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

Lo[edit]

Are you free to have a little IRC later on today or during the weekend? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:06, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

Any time - including right now, if you want. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:18, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Right now at work, it will probably be pretty late today. I'll just pop over to see if you're around. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:27, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
Probably on for another two hours or so, also all day tomorrow and possibly Saturday too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:28, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

--Ohnogodnotagain 20:44, May 29, 2010 (UTC)\Hi!! Noob. I know. I had a welcome message from ethine, who told me to use the signature and time stamp when I do stuff. Should I click on it before I edit anything? And do I reply/message by pressing the + button?, and should the replies to me be in my 'my talk', cos there's never anything in there. I really don't know wtf Im doing, you know. Please Please help, and don't scare me too much!!

OK, here is the thing, sign after your messages, just look at what we all do. To reply just go to the section and click where it says edit and add your reply underneath, use the preview button to make sure you have done it right. If someone leaves you a message it is up to you where you respond, most users respond where the message was left, if you are really concerned the person won't see it then leave the message on their page. Replies to other people should also be left in the same place as the comment you are replying too. I hope this helps. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:27, May 29, 2010 (UTC)
Helps a lot, many many thanks. (I've cast the runes to erase 'British Big Cats' from your memory, and am working on another article, for which I apologise in advance). --Ohnogodnotagain 07:52, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Seems the Chief was on hand and has answered your queries. One bit of advice I'd like to add: when in the forest, never never stray from the path - there are elves. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 09:01, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, the Chief has had to deal with me twice now, and I'm pretending the Chief is my friend. I am fully aware that I embark on a dangerous venture and shall bear the the scars for my folly; but into the deep, dark forest - go I must. --Ohnogodnotagain 13:30, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Uncool people alert 2, the comeback![edit]

Where if not on the Monarchial Republic of Greece national page?

[4] [5] [6] all the detalies here: [7]

Summary: Some people have missed the point of uncyclopedia or are just plain lame borring, probably both.

Examples:

  • Capital of Greece: Athens
  • Official languages: Greek
  • National Hero(es): Alexander the Greek
  • Major exports: Culture

(the rest of the lame edits is in the current warring revert version)

Are we on wikipedia? Has someone changed uncyclopedia for wikipedia?

Can you take a look plz.. thanks Zullu 11:05, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

  • While I'm inclined to prefer your edits, Ptolemy is likely to have his or her own reasons for reverting them. Rather than allow this to become an issue - which most things tend to when admins get involved - I'd suggest you talk to him/her on his/her talkpage and see if you can come to some conclusion. If not, it might be worth starting a forum page on the Village Dump to find out which version the community prefers. An admin arguing for democracy, eh? Who'd have ever thought that could happen? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:50, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

The Platinum Apostrophe[edit]

I literally loled when I saw this. I just had a hard, tiring workday, so thanks for giving me something to laugh about. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:28, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

You've joined an elite group - not many people have been awarded that one! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:28, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Why did you huff my article?[edit]

Hi why did you just "huff" the Fanboy And Chum Chum article? What does that even mean? ~Yojunemeow

Pick any one of the following answers.
  • Two reasons - one, an article on the same subject was huffed a few days ago and two, it didn't seem to be Uncyclopedia material. However, if you'd like a copy back I'm more than happy to provide you with one in your userspace where you can work on it for as long as you wish without it getting huffed or hacked to bits by other users.
  • I'm an admin and all admins are bastards.
 :-)Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:22, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yes I would like a copy back, this time I will work harder, and put random celebs and characters as the voices like on other cartoons.--Yojunemeow 16:34, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

That's what we like to hear. You can find the article here. When you're done, either copy and paste it into a newly created mainspace page and add the userpage to QVFD, use the move function or ask someone for assistance. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:50, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, what do you think so far?--Yojunemeow 17:48, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

It's definitely looking better than it was, but at the moment it's more or less a list and lists tend to get deleted very quickly. I find it helps to add images - either images you've made or stuff you find online - as this tends to give you ideas for things to write about. I've never seen the show so I have no idea what it's all about, but a section outlining what happens in an episode might be good as it'll give you opportunity to satirise the concept. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:08, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Do you mean a real episode? And how do I put images? (I tried.) As long as it does not include uploading them to my computer I should be able to do it.--Yojunemeow 12:44, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Either a real one or a fictitious one - the choice is yours. Adding images is a lot easier if you download them onto your computer first and then upload to the Uncyclopedia server. You can delete them from your machine immediately afterwards, so there's no need to worry about hard drive space. Add them into the article with this: [[File:IMAGENAMEHERE.jpg|thumb|200px|CAPTION HERE]]. If you change the 200px you can make them larger or smaller and if you add left| after thumb| the image will appear on the left. Also, if that doesn't work, let me or any other regular know and we'll show you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:28, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Something about something, or something[edit]

well, yes i do need help i'm pretty new to uncyclopedia (as writwer). And i'm dutch which causes me to not grasp things as good as everybody else. So yeah i'd like help.

No problems - we do try to be helpful and friendly to any new users who are willing to ask for assistance :-). Is it the Chaos article you want to rewrite? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:16, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, seeing that at first it was about flying vagina's I thought i can do better. (and you knew how about me wanting to change chaos?) And yes i already changed the first bit. Do you like?--Gingerbreadlord 15:23, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

Rabbinical powers...actually, I just looked at your contributions and saw you'd made a change to the article already (also yes, your alteration seems fine to me) ;-). If you click this link, it'll give you the option to create the userspace page - just edit it as you would a normal Uncyclopedia page. Let me know if you want it proofread for spellings and so on. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:28, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

That thing you wrote to Mhaille?[edit]

Didn't exactly came out like you wanted it to. Something about a dick, a hippy and a goy?! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:46, June 11, 2010 (UTC)

I had a feeling it wouldn't, and it's yet another lesson to me that I really ought to learn to speak, read and write Hebrew properly instead of using online translators. It was supposed to say, "stick your hippy language up your arse." Interesting that the translator should render "arse" as "goy" though. Come to think of it, A Dick, A Hippy and a Goy would make an excellent name for a band. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:59, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and Shabbat shalom by the way. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:00, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Looked at it again and said: "stick language hippy yours ass yours goy!". Interesting. And a gitte shabas! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 20:35, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
That's more or less the right words at least. So long as you were able to speak Hebrew and were good at solving cryptic crosswords, you'be able to make sense of it eventually. Anyway, it's a pity you can't smell my cholent which has been in the oven since 6 yesterday evening - if the scent is anything to go by, it's going to be a good one. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 08:45, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

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