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Better now? ;-) --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 11:55, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, I admit my Ignorance, I have no idea what your quote means. But I trust you.--Rataube 12:01, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Read further down, on added chapter Muses--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 12:05, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Yep, but I have no idea who Handel is or what's the oratory for the messiah.--Rataube 12:12, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

OK, I have no idea when your birthday is, but I was making up some anagrams earlier today and this one just sort of happened by accident:


I couldn't really use it in Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist, so I thought I'd post it here in case you wanted to do something with it. (It's the thought that counts!) --Some user 02:04, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Haha, thanx--Rataube 02:17, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

E un testa di cazzo troppo qui

Aspetta. Solamente aspetta...

The Election Campaign Flame War has started. DO THE RIGHT THING. DO MY THING.

There's no business like n00b-isness.
Vote for Suresh as January's Noob of the Month, for he is the busiest n00b you'll know.
During the second phase the campaign began to get dirty...

Have added another campaign poster the NOTM contest... Hope you like. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Nice one. Academic research proves that dirty campaigns get more people to vote than clean ones. Although the dirty campainger usually ends up giving a handicap to his enemy. Unless he doesn't attack directly, but gets someone else to do it for him, which it seems to be the case, so u have a point. We should involve the other candidates into the fight as well. Not campaign-wise, but fun. If u like it, make something for them too.

No one got me to make a dirty campaign.....I did that ALL on my own. Glad you like it though. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I know, i am just saying that it is good for Shuresh that you are the dirty campaigner and not him. :) --Rataube 21:57, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Seriously though....good luck....too many good n00bs this month to call it this early... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I may not be a dirty campaigner, but I sure am a filthy peeping Tom. Go for it Mhaille! :-D --Suresh 22:03, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)


Come va il maté?--Suresh 20:33, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

How do you know so much about Uruguay? I know many uruguayans fled to Sweeden during the dictatorship period. You know any of them?--Rataube 22:39, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comprende, amigo! Sono anche adesso un miembro di un gruppo di Carlos Castaneda.

Ho imparato un' amico svedese di bevere il mate. Ogni sera lui domandarmi sul web cam - com'e il mate? Beviamo troppo...--Suresh 22:54, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)


Please add some native smut here..--Suresh 18:15, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

Swedish crown princess

What about some nuce pics? --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:09, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Of Her Highness? Shame on you--Rataube 22:58, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Re: Jewish History

(double-posted because I wasn't sure if you would know to look for the response on my takl page)

It is looking good. Some funny stuff. When you finish it you should go through it for spelling, grammar and flow, or maybe get a Native English speaker to do it for you. Humor-wise, I like it. It could use pictures though. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 20:08, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Fool me once...

OK, that last message doesn't count. I'll vote for ya, but I'd like a payback with a nomination as well for something I have contributed. Deal? Prettiestpretty 01:50, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

No deal. If you really think i may deserve it vote for me. I already voted for your inner sock puppet. Tell me what else you want me to vote for and i will consider it whether u vote me or not.--Rataube 02:27, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Besides, if you dont vote for me you'll be eaten by a grue. Ive alredy warned you, but I guess you are an adult and know which risks to take.--Rataube 02:31, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
OK, you have me in a corner, try not to rip this tube top I have on - I think I got the last one at Wal-Mart. Prettiestpretty 02:53, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Sorry, I didnt mean to.--Rataube 03:01, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)


I don't know about other people, but I certainly don't like people soliciting votes and nominations from me. On top of that, it is far too early in the month of January for anyone to have done enough to justify my nominating or voting anyone for a Something of the Month award. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 04:45, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ok. Legitimate opinion. But u'll still be eaten by a grue. Just don't say i didn't warn u.--Rataube 12:12, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)
It's happened 23 times before, I am unafraid. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 18:18, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Holocaust Denial

The article is staying because it is funny in an ironic way but I do agree with your sentiment to some extent. That having been said, this is a wiki that you can edit, so you can feel free to do something like add {{theydisputed}} or {{undisputed}} or something else if you think it would improve the article. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:18, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Never said it wasnt funny. The thing is that i dont want people to think it is just that. But thanks anyway. I was trying to make a template myslf, but i dont speak html. Maybe I'll try those. I'll see what i can do.
I might be able to make a better one for you next time I have some real free time, instead of stolen little drops like this. I'm all for curbing a bit of the excess anti-semitism around here, and a bunch of the other unfunny hate that goes on. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 17:27, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Use IsraeliUser template

Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
...דפקתי תבנית אחושרמוטה
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

---Kakun 17:14, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Don't you want it? Kakun 19:54, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

הרעיון נחמד. אבל יש בה קישור לערך הנוראי הזה על ישראל, והתמונה לא כזאת מוצאת חן בעיניי. אעזור לך לשפר אותה ואחר כך אתלה אותה, אולי נשנה את הקישור לדף הבית של האיןציקלופדיה?. אגב, האם יש יוסר-פייג'ס של ישראלים נוספים --Rataube 20:10, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) אני לא יודע - חשבתי שאתה פה יותר ממני..Kakun 23:11, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Miguel de Cervantes

Sorry to be so long in getting back to you. I've had a look at it and it's a lot better. Having said that, I'm not sure if it'll succeed on VFH. I think that Jewish Kings is much more likely to be featured. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:20, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I like Cervantes more, but i thought people may feel annoyed to se a rejeted article again in the VFH so soon. I am trying my luck with this one. Thanks for your advice, appreciate it.--Rataube 04:26, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)


Hey there.  :) Thanks for your vote for VFH, and especially for uploading that bedroom painting. It was perfect, just as you thought it would be. I'm also gratified to be mentioned on your userpage. :) I completely agree that Mhaille and Rcmurphy are both very nice admins who are worthy of your list, once you know them better. Hang around and you will. --T. (talk) 20:43, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

I even considered nominating it myself :) I think it still needs a picture at the top, to make the beggining more colourful. If i came up with a good one, I'll let u know. --Rataube 21:19, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

VFD tag is common courtesy

I will assume that your forgetting to put VFD tags on Woof and Fghdfgbdfb was a mistake not a deliberate attempt to be sneaky. I do think though that by failing to put the VFD tags on you slipped them under the radar of those who might have voted to save them. I say this because Fghdfgbdfb was nominated for deletion twice before and survived both times. Woof may have still been deleted in a fair vote but there were four editors of Woof, besides me, not counting reverted edits and those who did the reverting:[1]. Interesting that none of those four voted either.

Of course, I can't force you or anyone else to add VFD tags. And I, for my part have added the VFD page to my watchlist so that I will not be taken by surprise when an article I like is deleted again. Still, it is something to think about.--Naughtyned 15:18, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Sorry. Yep I'm usually forgetful regarding to VFD tags. But it wasn't on purpouse and I'll remember it next time, I promise. However, let me give you some advice: 1) If your articles get usually nominated, there is a better solution than watching VFD: Improve them, make them worthy, and don't just clon!! Even if they didn't get deleted, being nominated three times speaks very badly of their quality, take it as a signal that something has to be changed. 2) U can still go to the Irc channel, explain your point to the administrators and ask them to take it back.--Rataube 15:43, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
I moved Woof to my user space. I didn't care enough about Fghdfgbdfb to get it undeleted, just thought that it should get a fair vote. I don't consider either to be a clone. I think Fghdfgbdfb preceeded AAAAAAAAA! and Woof has some aspects that make it different from both AAAAAAAAA! and Meow. Meow was an inspiration for Woof but I think I added some things to it that Meow didn't have like Wooflish, the language spoken by Astro from The Jetsons and Scooby Doo and the joke about the talking dog in the bar with the Joe DiMaggio punchline. I have started12 other articles besides Woof, of these Spinal Tap could be considered a clone because it was sporked from a Wikipedia article but I think the satirical purpose of sporking was warranted here. Marcie could be considered a clone of Peppermint Patty but that would be a big stretch. None of the other 10 could possibly be considered clones. Of the 12 existing articles that I've made major contributions to: 1, Hank Hill, was partly sporked but has some original content, and 2 have been accused (unfairly, I think) of being AAAAAAAAA! clones: Binary and Morse code, though Morse code was also a featured article. The other 9 are definitiely not clones. So, I don't just clone. Maybe you didn't mean it that way, but I thought that you should know.--Naughtyned 17:27, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
I didn't mean all your articles are clones. But in spite of your aclarations, I don't think woof has anything valuable to add to AAAAAAAA, so in my eyes, it is just a clone. My constructive advice for future cases would be: think of something that can iluminate the article with a clearly NEW light. Anyway, I'm glad you got it back, couse I agree with you to a certain degree about the unfair vote. However, as far as I'm concerned many admins delete articles when they feel like it, sometimes with a single vote or without nominations at all. So both articles were really lucky to live for so long.--Rataube 17:45, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

Template:User yi-5

I'm having trouble editing the User yi-5 Template. I suspect my browser just acts funky because it's not used to the Hebrew. Since you have experience editing the Hebrew Wikipedia, I figured I'd call on you to straighten things out. -- neoEva88 MUN [email protected] PS CM NS (

Sorry, I never made a template in any language (I started one in english here, but I cant manage it and I should ask some admn to kill it until I learn how to do it). Ask Kakun, he created the Hebrew Uncyclopedia, so I guess he will be able to help u.--Rataube 11:22, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Noob Crusade

Well, it's not too hard. The way i did mine was I looked through all the voting pages, because that's one of the noob recommendations. Then if i found a user who I didn't know to well, I went on his user page to see if he was a noob. If he was i read some of his articles to see if he was qualified. Then, after I found a few, I compared and tried to select the best one. But you're right neither of the noobs are very good, there seems to be a major shortage this month. Best of luck to you. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:21, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeh, after I left u the message I thought of the voting pages myself, but I couldn't find any noob better than yours.--Rataube 17:24, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Another way is to go to Recent Changes, change the namespace to "User", click "Go", then Hide Minor Changes and Hide Patrolled Edits, and maybe "last 30 days." At that point all the "N" entries will indicate newly-created user pages... It's a bit of effort, so when you get it all done, save the URL somewhere!  c • > • cunwapquc? 20:45, 5 February 2006 (UTC)


I have two articles currently in VFH too, not that I think I'm qualified for WotM. --Xiao Li 09:35, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Yep, sorry. I've hardly noticed your signature around uncy in the last month and a half. I assumed (mistakenly, or so I was told although I still doubt it) that u werent much active lately. Anyway, Todd clearly stated that u ARE active, so I guess that solves it. --Rataube 11:48, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Yay for you!

Yay for Self-References! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:38, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Hari Seldon

El caso es que yo soy administrador de la Frikipedia desde hace muy poco. De hecho, Frikipedia solo llevaba unos 6 meses en activo. De todas formas, yo tampoco tengo tiempo, ni conocimientos suficientes, para hacerme cargo del proyecto. Además, creo que hay algún problema con las licencias de la Uncyclopedia y de la Frikipedia: al parecer no son del todo compatibles....

En cualquier caso, tralado el mensaje a la lista de correo que hemos creado, a ver que opina la gente, y te digo algo  :-)

--Hari Seldon 18:24, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

I appreciate your vote for Baby Fu, Rataube. It's cool having you around, and I enjoy chatting with you on IRC. You da man.--<<>> 21:10, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

The article deserved the vote. I wasn't completely sure, but the reference to Crouching Monkey totally bought me!! BTW, If u are thanking everyone who votes for it, you may consider using this template {{Thx4vote}}.--Rataube 22:13, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Can you do me a favor?

I think we might need someone who speaks Spanish to put up a big notice on Babel:Es that says that spanish pages should start with "Babel:Es/" not "Es:" because I move a ton of spanish pages everyday and I know I am not getting even a majority of them. I was wondering if you'd be willing to put up a note there. Thanks. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 22:16, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Done.--Rataube 00:45, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
Awesome. Many thanks. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:49, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the award!

Cthulhu is pleased.--<<>> 04:26, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Ok. It's ok if u don't hand the award to others by now. I was lazy with War on Humor too. Just consider handing it in future ocations. Meanwhile, who else do you think I should award it to? (besides you, Keitei and Some User).--Rataube 04:09, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
People who got their emails answered are pretty good to give it to. So far, we've answered Chron, Mhaille, Hinoa, DaBlade, Lugiatm, and NintendoRulez, that I know of. It'd be kinda cool to give it to people who got their emails answered.--<<>> 21:47, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
These users pleased Cthulhu "by asking the right questions". Sounds good? Any idea?
Sounds good to me.--<<>> 22:05, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

I thought this'd be kinda cool. Duress is clearly not a bribe.-- – Mahroww a.k.a. AAAAA A. AAAAAAAAA  20:46, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you!!--Rataube 21:43, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
I added your picture to the tmplate {{Thx4vote}}. Feel free to hand it yourself to those who voted for your pics and NotM nomination.--Rataube 21:58, 14 February 2006 (UTC)


BTW, yo hablo un poco espanol pero no tengo acentos o tildes en mi (el keyboardo). Y soy (too lazyo) a (find themo). Here in America, we just add an 'O' to the end of an English word to make it sound Spanish. (if you didn't get that already)-- – Mahroww a.k.a. AAAAA A. AAAAAAAAA  00:06, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Gracias. Thanks. You are awarding me for an award I made with another award I made (I made Cthulhu's template too), so It's like double prize!! The only thing u could do to reward me even more is handing any of them to people you think they deserve it. Thanks again--Rataube 00:32, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Wikicities vs. Wikipedia

Hi! You're right that the Wikipedia has extensive articles on Judaism -- as it has extensive information about many of the Wikicity topics. However, it aims at a NPOV, and as you must be well aware, since you post on Uncyclopedia, Wikicities do not have to be neutral. They can include things like family traditions, editorials, fan sites, etc. I've helped on a bunch of new Wikicites that started with much more limited content that Wikipedia, but were able to grow into something with more and different content (see the Stargate Wikicity for example). Please feel free to help out, if you like. --CocoaZen 22:49, 19 February 2006 (UTC) (preferred talk page: wikicities:user talk:CocoaZen)


Hola, te vi en Babel talk:Es y dijiste que podías cambiar lo que dice que las páginas en español a Babel:es y bla bla bla, dejame decirte que está plantilla la puede cambiar un administrador, pues está bloqueada, o habría que pedir q la desbloqueen, no sé si tu eres administrador, pero igual te dejo el link MediaWiki:Sitenotice/es Saludos
--Alexan 16:52, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Te había dicho que INTENTARÍA cambiarla. Intente, pero está bloqueada. Igual ahora no tiene importancia porque como habrás visto, el sitio se está mudando.--Rataube 02:04, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

User Names

Yeah so I went to the spanish uncyclpedia (can't spell) Anyway, I went there with the intent to make a username, but when i tried it said my user name was already in use. So I thought this a bit odd, and went to chaeck the user list. You have like 25000 users... and then I went to check the active user list, and there was 8. So did you like some how, accidenttally transfer all the uncyc users to incyc. Or was it on purpose, and if it was on purpose than why doesn't my password work. Hmm... anyway, it's not that big of a deal or anything, just kind of weird and I was just wondering. So if you know anything, it'd be nice to hear. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:16, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

I have no idea how or why Ive got the entire username list from here, maybe someone in wikicities thought that as a sister project we should have the list, although that doesnt make any sense. About you, I dont know, maybe deleting your username without banning u if thats posible.--Rataube 02:28, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Meh, don't worry about it I'll be fine. It's just the fact that since all of those usernames are already made, and since there is no way for a new user to get that password. There will be a pretty hefty shortage of usernames to choose from. But yeah you're right, it was probably someone from wikicities, but who knows why they did it. Probably reversible, if it becomes that big of a deal. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:34, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure you have the same username across all Wikicities (not including Uncyc, which is a special case, and maybe a couple others). Did you try to sign in using your Uncyc/Wikicities password? --—rc (t) 05:24, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Yep, used the same one as always. But it just didn't work. BAH! Maybe I'll try again, maybe. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:06, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
What RC said makes sense, go to the muppets wiki and you'll find your username there too. BTW, 18 active users and counting. 4 of them highly active (including me).--Rataube 05:02, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Dante & Virgil

Hello there, I've seen you around quite a bit, I'm Claudius, nice to meet you. I saw you had Dante Alighieri on the pee review, I added a picture that I never used on my Virgil article, it doesn't "make sense" really, but I thought it was funny, and better than no picture at all. Let me know what you think.--Claudius Prime 16:19, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

I like the picture, but I know nothing about softball, so I can't tell. I'll think of another caption.--Rataube 19:40, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
I self-nominated it as a featured picture I liked it so much... maybe that was dumb of me... I guess I will find out :) I was going to put something about baseball, but baseball is more "big league" (and more fun), so I figured maybe they would make people play lame ass softball in hell...I'm glad you liked it though--Claudius Prime 20:08, 23 February 2006 (UTC)



muy buenos tu articulo. saludos de otro uruguayo judio, pero q vive en eeuu.

Gracias, me alegra que te gusten--Rataube 12:04, 21 April 2006 (UTC)


"Withdrawn for Tompd comment.--Rataube 16:26, 24 March 2006 (UTC)" ...wha? Dzugavili 06:01, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Typo, Tomps comment, refering to user Tompkins.--Rataube 11:29, 31 March 2006 (UTC)


Yeah, thanks again for the nomination, it means alot to me. Umm.. I can't remember what else you said.. oh yeah - I don't think there are any candidates strong enough to oppose Isra, but I might take a gander around later on... Oh, and that vote for Isra was actually "mmmhm" which means yes... I'll add a little something later to make it more clear. Well, ttyl. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:50, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

No problem, you deserved it. The mmmmhm, sounded to me like I'm not sure or I don't think so. So I just wandered why the hell would someone oppose Isra's nom. You don't really have to look for someone to oppose him, just kidding.--Rataube 19:01, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the Vote

Thanks for the For vote. I needed it, and it kind of looks like you are a tough voter, so thanks.

No problem, me fears grues. Thanks to you for using the Thx4vote template (I made it, and Mahroww made the pic).--Rataube 01:14, 7 April 2006 (UTC)


Wow, i really am honored, Now I can read something that I wrote in Spanish and pretend I know what I'm talking about! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:34, 9 April 2006 (UTC)


Not that creative, what Tomps did to Mhaille at unmeta gave me the idea. Besides, your vandalization request says no "nasty" images, so you are in you right to ban me... thanks for the star though.--Rataube 01:43, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

On UnMeta

You can vote for your own ideas, just to speed things up. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:56, 26 April 2006 (UTC)

Yeh, whatever, I was not being serious, I guess that if I wanted to creat a portal on a specific topic I would just do it with out the whole bureaucracy, maybe asking people if they would be interested in the forum, but that's all.--Rataube 17:10, 26 April 2006 (UTC)


Even though real life continues to be stressful, I've decided to return (in semi-retirement) because this is one of the few cheap places I can have fun with my clothes on. Or off. The beauty of the internet is that it doesn't matter. Thanks for your kind words on my talk page.  :) ~ T. (talk) 14:02, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

It's good to have you back.--Rataube 14:38, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

Are you Boludo?

Pues eso. Soy usuario de la Inci, la española. -- 14:54, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Boludo yo? Sometimes. Serás usuario de Inci en español, que no es sólo de España. A menos que te estés refiriendo a la Reciclopedia.--Rataube 17:04, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Me refiero a la Inci, en español. ¿A que no adivinas quién soy? -- 17:34, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Espero que no seas JAJALAANDRO.--Rataube 18:39, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

No, soy otro. Empieza por G. -- 20:45, 5 May 2006 (UTC)

Because You ARE

You gave my your vote for NotM (even tho i lost)... so guess what in my book,tattered and torn as it is that makes you cool--Alia kenobi 06:09, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks.--Rataube 10:09, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Evil Care Bear

Okay, I'll agree that the demonization of Care Bears is a topic that has been covered before. However, the image in question is actually part of a series of Care Bear-related artwork that I've been doing for several months now. --Piratehattie.gifCap'n SimzorzAr, Matey!15:53, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

P.S. The reason I got so riled up is that I thought you were accusing me of plagiarism. As an artist I do like to appropriate, but utilizing the scemes of others I cannot do. --Simulacrum Caputosis
No problem. I was not talking about the picture itself, notice that I wrote "not original IDEA". The others did like it, so good luck :).--Rataube 16:03, 4 May 2006 (UTC)


I saw Carlbs bot. It is quicker, but as I saw it have not the dictionary and some job, like adding the first link to some of the Uncyclopedia, must be made manually. Also Wikipedia helps with interwiki and it's not so bad to do it manually. Szoferka 20:59, 13 May 2006 (UTC)


Soy pesado aquí y allá, y para encima te persigo, he creado esto, a ver si te interesa.--King I´m the milk II 22:15, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

league of benson


you're in the league! Benson 12:17, 8 June 2006 (UTC)


Fijata eso (no quiero pasar la charla a tu página así que vamo para allá).

Magellan 19:23, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

רוב תודות.....:)

מתי אנחנו מממשים את הפחדים שלהם ומשתלטים על האיזור? :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S

לא יודע, צריך לשאול את זקני ציון. אגב, ביקרת כבר בגרסא העברית? גם שם לא רע, למרות שפה יותר מפותח ולכן גם יותר כיף...--Rataube 21:29, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

חוששתני שביקרתי שם וממש לא התרשמתי לטובה... Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S

A link for you --Witty Guy bitch at me 17:32, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Hey, a fijosdalgou

Inciclo.png.--King I´m the milk II 21:45, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Simpatico. La pregunta es donde y como pensas colocar esa foto y la del billete.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:06, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Clandestino, pensaba hacer una página como lo que dijo Onipsis, con la historia, y otrosí desmanes mentales.Claro, me llevará tiempo, tendré que sobrevivir a base de pipas.--King I´m the milk II 10:06, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

You mean you did know that...

Ann Coulter is George Bush's concubine? Now see what fun you are missing ;-) Hugs, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:59, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

i'm not from the U.S. Am I suppouesd to know anyway?---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:34, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
I am in awe of probing nature. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:26, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

What be thine epithet?

For here. Tell me or... erm... DiZ'll have tofornicate you via his garden hose, as he so much enjoys doing. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:49, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

I obey.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:19, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Re: Template: Jewish

Like all templates, it shouldn't be overused. I created it mainly for the same reasons the British Humor template was made. If you want to take it off, go right ahead. However, pages on Jewish customs should keep it, as I'd like to add Jewish inside jokes to them. Also, I plan on making some articles such as Jew York and Jews for Jesus, which are often referenced in popular culture. The template should stay if I plan to make those. Crazyswordsman 21:54, 14 July 2006 (UTC) (PS: All glory to BENSON).

Well, my articles don't really have jewish injokes... they have historic and biblic references, yes, but I wouldn't call that injokes. The only custom i recall joking about is circumsicion, but anyone knows jews circumcise.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:27, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Israeli template

Hya, ma nishma?

I was thinking due to recent events to update the Israeli user template as follows:

Israeliflag.jpg This user Israeli
Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

Plus, the "עשיתי תבנית חושרמוטה" isn't that funny....

What do you think?


-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 19:44, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Hehe, I like it. Also, if you don't like the "דפקתי תבנית אחושרמוטה" you can change it for something funnier we can use once we calm down.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:24, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

cool....consider it done, and as soon as we calm down we can convey a מועצת גדולי התורה to reconsider.... --Mordillo Israelicon.gifHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown.gif

Hey, if you happen to read this, I've only recently noticed that the template is too wide, it should be the same with as the other userboxes, so it doesn't brake the userbox towers (See my userpage as an example). I might fix it someday... or I might not... If you want, give it a try. ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:43, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

I looked at the code and it actually looks the same (width/height px that is) to the others. The main difference is that it is based on a table whilst the others are Divs. Is that the reason? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 10:26, 14 August 2006 (UTC)


Much obliged! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 11:18, 8 August 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for the vote. You just helped fulfill one of the more obscure prophecies in the Book o' Revelations.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


Ivrit safa kasha

Hey Eliezer, just got back from Deutchland and was mighty pleased to recieve yer Ninjew star...Thanks! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 19:49, 31 August 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for your note on Jorge Luis Borges. The article does need some work. I'n not even desperately in love with the premise of Borges creating himself as a metafictional character -- it may be too "literary" to bother with, and that may be one reason the article is infirm. Whatya think? It's a relatively new piece, I may do further work on it at some point also but right now a couple of other projects are ahead of it in the queue.----OEJ 15:30, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Que mal rollo

Soy JJ, quería hablar contigo de toda la parafernalia que se ha armado alrededor de algo tan simple como un bloqueo, no te preocupes, no creo que nadie esté contra tí, solo que Fant es algo impulsivo y...bueno, es así.También quería pedirte disculpas por mi actitud, me lo tomé demasiado en caliente y quizá me malinterpretases cuando te llamé cagón, que sólo lo dije porque me parecía muy torpe por tu parte bloquearme tanto tiempo, pero si tú lo ves necesario, tampoco quiero armar un jaleo mayor.

Otra cosa es el tema de Anxova, que hace que me piquen las narices, pues no me gustaría que hicieses caso de su juicio, pues no es que sea yo muy alborotador, sino que también soy torpe en mis decisiones, y este tipo de situaciones no las genero por gusto, pues no soy masoquista.Anxova hace tiempo que se perdio en Inciclopedia, y aún piensa, tras muchas explicaciones, que soy el tan pueril Jalajandro de comienzos de año...espero que no tomes una decisión desacertada por culpa de todo el jaleo armado...En fin, dejo en tus manos la decisión. PD:Te hablo aquí porque no apareces por el Mésenller. 12:31, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Por fin algo que se parece a una disculpa. No me ofendi cuando me dijiste cagon es bastante mas dificil ofenderme. Tu eres muy inteligente y sospecho que te quedarian bastante claros las implicancias de esos juegos de palabras. Es cierto que para ti significa otra cosa y que te puedes escudar en eso, pero tambien es cierto que si te digo que no le martilles a otro el dedo porque duele, no es buenea idea martillarme el dedo a mi para demostrar que el martillo es de plastico y en realidad no duele. Lo primero que te dije luego de que te quejaste es que aceptaba la posibilidad de que todo sea un malentendido cultural y de verdad que tenia pensado reducirte el bloqueo casi desde el momento mismo en que te bloquee. Pero aun asi tienes que tener cuidado cuando te diriges a un usuario nuevo con sleng asturiano, y de una buena vez no des mas ordenes, si tan dificil es, evita usar el modo imperativo. No te preocupes, yo se que Anxova esta desactualizado y lo que dice lo tomo con pinzas, pero en cuanto a la dinamica grupal del trabajo con ninos y adolescentes concuerdo con el, lo se por experiencia propia. Por ahora vuelvo a repetir lo que habia dicho, cuando pase la primera semana vere que hago sobre la otra.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:57, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
En fin, quisiera borrar lo dicho antes pero...las palabras quedan todos modos me arrepiento de parte de lo dicho... 15:03, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

השיר של עמיחי

תודה צ'מיגו על המחמאה; אני עונה לך כאן ובעברית, כי לא בא לי להזדהות, ולא רשמת כתובת אימייל. להשתמע, קוקרצ'ה.

I respectfully disagree

Even if his argument could have been legitimate in the beginning, the user has lost all credibility in way combative way he has approached the community, PARTICULARLY the open contempt he has shown toward our members with AS (nin, Hrodulf, etc.). From the beginning he has acting nothing like a user trying to spread awareness about AS (at one point, he appeared to be unaware that AS is a form of autism), and everything like a troll that wants attention. This, coupled with the massive amount of disrespect for individuals with AS in general (his original argument was that this article, passed off as fact [which it isn't, but that's beside the point] would send an AS sufferer on a violent murderous rampage, and that we as the community should "acknowledge and take responsibility for that"), makes me fail to see any legitimacy in his argument. I personally fail to see any part of his argument that is/has been/could be valid.--<<>> 18:15, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Point taken. To be honest, I read only little from the posts, I had not access to the web for a few days and when I came back the whole issue was pretty advanced. I do find the claim that not all kinds of humor - no matter who gets offended - should be wellcomed, a legitimate one. I've noticed that some have taken adventage from his wrong approach to deligitimize and ridiculize not only him, but the very idea that uncyc would do better without articles moking people suffering from horrible diseases. However, you are right, my approach isn't very wise either. I'll remove my vote and reformulate my coment.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 11:03, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. And yes, there are lines in the sand, I think we all agree.--<<>> 15:50, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
BTW, I don't even have anything against the specific article in dispute. But I can think of other articles like this one that I would galdly see deleted. There are things that are not laughing matter, really, at least not in such ways. Or even if they were, better off this site.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:32, 31 October 2006 (UTC)


Thus spake Rcmurphy on the VFH page:

  • Comment This is entirely unrelated to AAAAAAAAA! - it's a joke about how arcade machines are often preloaded with high scores attributed to "AAA." The page reminds me of Peer in some ways. —rc (t) 20:57, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

I hope you will reconsider your position. --L 15:46, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

The false expectation to get something AAAAAAAAA! related was part of the joke for me, when I saw the article some months ago. ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:54, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks / Happy belated Unbirthday...

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

I'll always appreciate you for nomming me for UotY, though I didn't think I deserved it at the time.  :) I know that being a Bureaucrat on the Spanish Uncyclopedia, keeps you busy but I appreciate that you make the time to remain involved in the Forum, VFH, VFP, VFD, and (best of all) to vote against my stuff when you think it's truly unworthy.  :) I'm sorry I missed your UnBirthday. Thanks for a year of good work (here, and there). Hopefully this award is an acceptable substitute. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:42, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank's, my unbirthday is next month, but I'll take the award anyway :). Speaking of UtoY, I think we can open the new nominations season alredy, if any admin wants to unlock the page...---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:09, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
Hmmm? Yep. Dec 19th. Well, I'm relieved I didn't miss it. That'll teach me to rely on my memory instead of using my list. I've been up to my eyeballs in school doing my Masters degree.  :P As for UotY, I think that Rc prefers that page to stay locked until after the year has passed. Look for noms in January. My nom/vote is already locked in for Mhaille, so I'm as anxious as anyone else for the year to be over.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:21, 29 November 2006 (UTC)


I thank you kindly Rataube for your vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month. I respect you very much and was one of the admins that tried to "force" adminship on you before (resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated! :) ), and so your vote means a lot to me. Thanks for the kudos.--<<>> 01:22, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

You deserve it :)---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:51, 8 December 2006 (UTC)


What's happening with User:Asteroid B612? --—Braydie 15:18, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

It's the nickname I would have chosen if I knew I would hang around here that much. I've decided to change my signature and rename myself. I created the account so nobody can take that nick. I also redirected the pages here, so people can get to the right place if looking for Asteroid B612.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
Aha, I see --—Braydie 15:51, 10 December 2006 (UTC)


I am slowly undertaking a project to bring the articles here up to feature quality, and am picking the low hanging fruit first. Thus, I did a copyediting of your Cervantes article and made some sort of arbitrary changes. Feel free to revert any of my changes though. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 01:38, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, any improvement of the grammar, flow or other language related stuuf is more than welcome. It's a bit far from feature quality. I'm studying this author now so I may come up with something better.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:40, 15 December 2006 (UTC)


Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings. (I only have the one template, so pretend it says something about Hannukah ;) )--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, happy hannukah to you too :) ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:07, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

Happy Hanukkah.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't think I'll be able to find a moose, but I'll definitly have some drinks. Mery Chritsmas!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:20, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Hannukah.jpg Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Something had to be done with all of that Christian mess flying around....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 07:16, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

חג שמח!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:45, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Mery whatever and happy new year.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:28, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 20:02, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Also in January 1st we have a new Consul, right? Happy new year!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 09:29, 28 December 2006 (UTC)