User talk:Regret Tenenbaum/Archive5

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Rapes RT so hard he bleeds![edit]

And then smears shitty blood all over your face and vomits all over you. now available with love! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:01 28 January 2009

Horrifying. Although, if it had to be anyone, I'm glad it was you :) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:43, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
So you don't like incest, huh? Well here's a bombshell for you! I've been screwing that teddy bear of yours since before you could walk! - [16:50 28 January 2009] YYettie
His teddy bear? Lightweight. I've been screwing him since before he could walk. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:52 28 January 2009
Screwing him since before he could walk? Lightweight. I've been screwing you since before you could walk. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:07, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
oh! So that's why I'm faecally incontinent. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:09 28 January 2009
Faecally incontinent? Lightweight. I've been shitting out my ears since before I could walk. - [17:42 28 January 2009] YYettie
Oh god... Where will this end up? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:16 28 January 2009
Where will this end up? Lightweight. I've known where this will end up before you could even walk! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:19, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Known? Lightweight. I know where this will end up and always have known and always will known. - [22:00 28 January 2009] YYettie
Lightweight? Lightweight. Lightweight. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:32, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Since before you could walk! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:34 29 January 2009
Since before you could have sex with things! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:37, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Before I was four? ok... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:38 29 January 2009
Four? Lightweight. Minus Two. :P - [07:32 29 January 2009] YYettie
PieSoup, you just made my day :) LET'S GO HAVE A SWEET RAVE PARTY!!!-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:47, 31 January 2009 (UTC)


The socially awkward RT slowly slips into the room with a glow-stick in one hand and a spiked Sprite in the other. The ridiculously loud UNCE-UNCE-UNCE of the so-called music pound his ears, be he cares not - he's in, and that's all that matters. All of a sudden, feels a warm touch on an unspecified part of his body... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:47, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

What's your fascination with arms? I've never understood why you're constantly getting arm-touching-urges. Are you some sort of arm-fetish-milkman? - [18:53 31 January 2009] YYettie
Arms? Who said anything about arms? I was thinking more along the lines of ankles. Now that's sexy. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:57, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh! I see! That makes much more sense! So you're an ankle-liking-average-kinda-guy-milkman? - [18:59 31 January 2009] YYettie
Your mom's a milkman. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:01, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Fine, so someone touches his "arm". RT spins around (and spills his drink) and sees none other than THE MILKMAN (who also happens to be Yettie's mom)... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:04, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

<Insert random contribution to conversion here, Something like "I like cheese!" would work.> PieSoup CLICK HERE 19:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Good choice of object-that-you-like. Better than arms, anyway. Also, how did you know about my mUm? I bet you didn't know she's 3 times world milkman? And twice runner up? - [19:46 31 January 2009] YYettie
klol PieSoup CLICK HERE 19:49, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Cos I've lost to your mOm five times T~T -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:05, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Funny how people keep loosing stuff to other people's mums, ya know? I remember back in the good old days when I lost my virginity to your mUm. - [15:32 1 February 2009] YYettie
O. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:33, 6 February 2009 (UTC)


For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:00 2 February 2009

You're very welcome, Mr.57! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:33, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote...[edit]

...on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. I never quite follow how thank you are expressed since they seem to shift about. Anyway, your vote meant a great deal to me. Sincerely, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:02, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Vote for me or die![edit]

Hey RT I just came to inform you that my article Neurotic is on VFH and you haven't voted yet, please vot in which ever way you feel like I'm not trying to sway your opinion in any fashion. There is also this. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 07:39 5 February 2009

I'd rather die =_= ... seriously, though, I like them! Neurotic is great! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:33, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks doll. ;) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:14 6 February 2009
Uh... er... welcome? I'm not used to being called 'doll'. Should I take offense to it? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:16, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
/Slaps RT's ass and shakes it about a bit God, you women, can't hardly take a complement can you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 07:29 7 February 2009
Are you sexually harassing my kids? I knew I should never have got a British gay cleaner! Bloody immigrant! Get out of my house or I swear I will get my Gay Spray from the kitchen. - [11:07 7 February 2009] YYettie
Oh noes not the gay away! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:44 7 February 2009
/me sprays - [15:53 7 February 2009] YYettie
I'm melting! Oh what a world, what a world! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:59 7 February 2009


hiPieSoup CLICK HERE 00:06, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Hello, there PieSoup!! How's life? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:39, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh his life is sexed up right now. - [16:34 9 February 2009] YYettie
You weren't sa-posta tell anyone, lying bastard! >:( PieSoup CLICK HERE 02:40, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
I take that back, nothing is going on, nothing at all. PieSoup CLICK HERE 02:41, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh.... well... I'm glad your life is as sexy as it is, but that's no reason to be so vulgar about it. Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, you sexy, sexy, young man!! Go to your room!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:26, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Fine, Ill try to control myself better . PieSoup CLICK HERE 03:15, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
*spank!* That oughta learn ya. That oughta learn ya good. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:47, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Banning Teh Orian[edit]

...and YETTIE FOR ADMIN! :) - [16:38 11 February 2009] YYettie

HECK YEAH, FOLK MUSIC! (not as catchy :( ) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:58, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Heck yeah! If only me and Orian became an admins. This site would be run properly by the Gays and the Jews. Of which I am sort of both. Except for not really the first, and not really the second, but almost. - [07:51 12 February 2009] YYettie
If u get admin I expect you to protect me if i piss off another admin, kthxbai PieSoup CLICK HERE 00:01, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh well, if either of you want protection, you'll have to vote. :-) - [10:49 14 February 2009] YYettie
We wouldn't make good admins, nothing would get done we'd just block each other all day. Not to mention neither of us frequent VFD and QFVD and that seems to be more or less a requirement. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:23 14 February 2009
That's what you think! I honestly think I'm more suited to admining than being a normal user. I think I'd be a lot more useful. Although, I may just be crazy for power. - [11:51 14 February 2009] YYettie
Ateention. You mean crazy for attention, dearest. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:37 14 February 2009
I don't care if no one pays me any attention, although that would be nice. I just want to be able to ban peoples' collective arses. Although attention+power=awesome. - [11:27 15 February 2009] YYettie

Tell meh a favor kay?[edit]

how do you get those fancy custom logos on ur userpage??? PieSoup CLICK HERE 03:04, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

nvm i got it, i did a half-arse job at ti, but i dont rly care, so yea. PieSoup CLICK HERE 03:13, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Er..... ok? haha. happy early valentines day? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:40, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
U MUST C MAH PHLASHING PIESOUP GIF!!! and happy early valentines day 2 u 2. PieSoup CLICK HERE 04:57, 14 February 2009 (UTC)


Your new sig uses that stupid random colour code does it? /me shakes head in fatherly dissapointment ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 01:14 3 March 2009

So? You can't tell me what to do! You're not even my real dad. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:45, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Im bored[edit]

sycamor keeps removing the dead cat from my userpage, so i rawrd at him HAHA HE DESERVD IT LOL! PieSoup CLICK HERE 01:44, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

You still about?[edit]

Haven't seen you in a while? How's things and stuff? also Neurotic has been renommed, care to vote? What do you mean I'm transparent -- I do so care! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:23 25 March 2009

Yup - still about... sorta... i just meander about Uncyc now (mostly to play tetris). I was glad to see that dusty old orange box pop up :P And my things and stuffs are fine. Still alone and whatnot, but i've almost learned to accept it. Also, I shall vote. How are you, old chap? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Still a virgin. But currently thrilled to have my fifth feature! :D I get the feeling I'm much the same as you otherwise that's not really bad either, gives me pleanty of time to watch 24 and CSI. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:36 26 March 2009
Bah you and your fancy TV-tube. Also, congratulations!! Also, also what's changed since my quasi-departure? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:36, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the link! Tetris rules! MUAHAHA! Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 01:00, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Why, hello, hello! I was wondering who soauuu was :P Won't you join me and Orian for jelly and ice cream below? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:45, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


Neurotic.jpg Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

And fix your talk page code at least! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:47 26 March 2009


You know what day it is... Do something. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:26 10 April 2009

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(sorry!!) Hurrah for being another year older! May the saxophone of life play you nothing but cool notes and all that! Hey, everyone!! Jelly and ice cream!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:47, 11 April 2009 (UTC)


Is there anybody alive out there? Alos I want something, that's the only reason I'm visiting. Not because I care that I care about the stray cats eating your corpse or anything. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:33 5 May 2009

I come back. I bring other person.[edit]

I use half-brother's computer. I force him into joining. Sire !! -4- (01:58 06-7-2009)

No you didn't. I came here on my own accord. SponsorshipSucks 02:07, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
homygod! Methy's back!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:12 7 June 2009
Should it have been more dramatic? Sire !! -4- (03:31 06-7-2009)
Yes. Like me. Also, what the hell happened to my sig? (Dear lord, I still remember Uncyc lingo! :O)-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Me shoves my dick in RT's mouth!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 02:46 18 June 2009
Damn it, how the hell did you get back before we decided to vandalize your fucking talkpage? (too obscene) My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us.png Nice... (17:05 06-18-2009)
Shut up, littel dog-boy's busy /me continues to make love to RT's mouth.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:08 18 June 2009
Hey, new job! The mouth-job! it's like a hand-job, but with your mouth (an in and out motion, creating orgasm, it's like Blowjob 2.0) My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us.png Nice... (19:46 06-18-2009)
RT, what did you do to deserve friends like us?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:20 18 June 2009
I have no idea, but I sure do regret doing it - also, Methy - "too obscene". Ha. Hahaha. BAHAHHAHA. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 08:09, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck, sir. Is this laughable? My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us.png Nice... (21:21 06-19-2009)
Also I don't think I ever thanked you properly for my birthday cake. I was in cornwall at the time and only had very sporadic internet access, by the time I git back home you'd slipped off my watchlist. So yeah thanks, you were litterally the only one that acknoledged it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:13 19 June 2009

Hello! Lo! Lo! Lo. lo. lo...[edit]

Where are you? Are you? Are you? you? Come baaack! Baaack! Baaaack! Baaa... Please? Please? Please? Echo! Echo! Echo! METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:02 07-16-2009) METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:02 07-16-2009)...

*removes phallus from mouth* I'm right here! So what's up, Methy? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:49, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Good god, you kept it in for a whole month! That's a bit gay. /Me looks down/ OH MY GOD! it's a all - no - I can't say it. RT you owe me a new dick!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 03:06 16 August 2009
*gulp* a new what, now? oh. well, here - you can have mine, i never use it. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:27, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
Well, just as I was beginning to consider suicide! Wait, what? Alternitavely, I'm going and stuff it's my last day before the meth fumes go to my lungs and kill me. Have anything to say? METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (21:12 08-19-2009)
Hmm... i dunno. I barely knew ye? Just don't forget to come by and say hi to your favorte little emo-boy rape doll every once in awhile, k? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:57, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
K. School's starting, that's why I'll be so busy for the next few months, in case you wanted to know. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (15:47 08-20-2009)
Same here, I suppose. but i haven't been too active lately anyways, and, like you said, I won't be doing anything "spectacular" either. Anywho, good luck in school, buddy. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:30, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
It's a rotten fucking hellhole. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (17:33 09-19-2009)


Hello. I see I am still your user page! YesTimeToSayHi. - [15:00 31 December 2009] PlebYettie

Hello as well. I suppose you are my userpage...? (unless there was supposed to be a verb in there somewhere) I haven't visited the site in a while - what are the going-ons? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 08:26, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
(after reading your letter) oh! i hadn't realized you had left :/ -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 08:40, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. Lefty I have. Just stopping in over the new year for a quick change of clothes and a shower. - [12:47 2 January 2010] PlebYettie