User talk:Rest n relaxation
Heißen Sie willkommen, jetzt Achtung!!!
Hello, Rest n relaxation, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your
incessant trifecontributions. I hope you choke and leave this place for goodI hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, we can arrange for a home delivery murderthe door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for deadmen who shouldn't be reading this right nownooblets:
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I admit I sometimes make a mistake. I won't revert it again. GravityIsForSuckers 10:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)