User talk:Rest n relaxation

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Heißen Sie willkommen, jetzt Achtung!!![edit]

Hello, Rest n relaxation, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your incessant trifecontributions. I hope you choke and leave this place for goodI hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, we can arrange for a home delivery murderthe door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for deadmen who shouldn't be reading this right nownooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

You didn't get the message about the cabal, did you? Now you're gonna get it!I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically sign your death warrantproduce your name and the date.

If you need help, please hesitate to askask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, die already!welcome!  Premier Tom Mayfair 12:20, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

NB: The above statement may have been censored.

Revert Question[edit]

I admit I sometimes make a mistake. I won't revert it again. GravityIsForSuckers 10:11, 23 September 2006 (UTC)