User talk:RichDude530

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Welcome![edit]

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Welcomd to UnNews[edit]

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of mediocrity rise to fame, fortune, and celebrity in the realm of UnNews. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Dude![edit]

Your a 15 Year old loser too? Yo!--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 08:09, 19 November 2006 (UTC)