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You have two cows (diff to penultimate chickens).

"I think que le monde serait очень сверлильн se la gente usasse soltanto languages that they know." As I'm sure is rather obvious, I got that from a translator (As well as the Italian, which could easily be equally flawed) and intentionally neglected to look it up on my handy Russian dictionary. Boring translated to drilling, I assume. Although I think a little bit of muddled translation seems perfectly at home in the encyclopedia, I am quite interested in the Russian language though, and curious about the difference between your Самбади my Сомбоды. By the way, if that one transliteration bothers you, maybe you should head over to my linguistic and cultural morass of a Gulag article.



Long article[edit]

It's been some time since I wrote something more than a screen long. And still the article is not long enough to qualify as its subject - below 200 in Special:Longpages. :( Perhaps I should double it in size. - Guest 13:57, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)



I'm sorry to bother you but regarding your recent edit of ), the article is once again a dead end page. Would it be possible to put a related template as a substitute ? Thanks for your time. 05:16, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

  • It's no longer a dead-end page, thanks to User:Splaka who made the image link to (. - Guest 05:27, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)
  • Thanks for thhe help guys. 06:48, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Unused Image[edit]

) text.png has become a homeless ickle puppy and you are its keeper. Do you wish to rehouse the wittle doggy or have it DESTROYED?


Maybe we can strike a deal. More or less, I would like to either a) myself write the story of how Yoda trained Jesus and how he was the first Pope. Subsequently, as the first Pope, he fought Roman Emperor Palpatine and lost. Palpatine subsequently became the new Pope (therefore, working in how he looks like Benedict), and Yoda turned invisible or b) Have help working out some kind of story that does include some of those ideas along with others. If we and others can work together on the article, it would be awesome. I hate to change edits other people made (if you need proof, since I did change what was in the Yoda article, you could investigate upon other things I've worked on, but haven't created). Something that gets to me, currently a talking point of mine with the Colonizations, ist that people don't have the 'Yes, and' creative attitude. People will delete what is already there and restart without, for instance, issuing a Rewrite request or talking about it on discussion. ((Cough, power junkies with monopolize a topic, cough)). What is your opinion on things? ~Squire TheDiddler BMF (talk) 21:56, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)


When adding NRV to a page, the proper usage is {{NRV|~~~~~}}, that way you don't have to worry about typing the date in correctly, it'll be done for you. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:53, 30 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Ban Patrol[edit]

When putting someone on Ban Patrol, it's generally worth checking to see if someone else hasn't already put them there. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 18:47, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Oops, didn't notice. I'll be more careful in the future. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:58, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

SImplified C Example Even More[edit]

I took your lead and simplified the C program on Java to:

int main() { return puts("Hello, World!\n"); }

--Electrostatic 06:07, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

Test In Progress[edit]

On VFD you said something about a png file format. Which I've heard of, but I don't know exactly what you want me to do. I'd like to change it though, if you feel that strongly about it. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:27, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

wiki formatting[edit]

By watching you edit Sdrawkcab, I noticed you know a lot about advanced formatting of pages. In that same article, if you look closely, there are periods being placed randomly at the end (er, beginning?) of some lines, right in the middle of the sentances, in some cases. Is there a way to turn this off? Keithhackworth MUN 13:12, 23 January 2006 (UTC)


I'm surprised (but very appreciative!) of your nomination of Richard M. Stallman. Really, I have you to thank as the inspiration for starting it. His bio had bothered me for a long time.... And when you tagged the slapped-together-mess of the two existing articles as 'random' I figured, "Yeah, he's right. Busted. :)". Otherwise, I probably would have just walked away from it, rather than trying to work on the half-baked blob idea I had. I'm not sure it's front page-worthy, because I don't know how well known he is among average people, but... who cares? It was a nice pat on the back.  :) Thanks again. --T. (talk) 11:30, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Psych vs. Unix[edit]

Guest, I like your Creeping featurism article (I like Next even better!), but even with the Talk:Euroipods section, it seems to be more about Unix than about internet-user psychology. I should be flattered that you'd choose the Unpsychlopedia template, but that one was meant to be somewhat more wiki-specific... Anyway, do you think Creeping featurism might be more at home on the Unix template instead?

Mind you, I'm not complaining, and I don't intend to change it myself... it's just a suggestion, so feel free to ignore it! (The Unix template probably gets more traffic too, though... <g>) --Some user 06:15, 26 January 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for your nomination of HowTo:Breathe! Teaching people how to breathe makes the world a better place and bring hope to those who suffocate. --Xiao Li 09:54, 3 February 2006 (UTC)


I am pleased to be the first to offer you congratulations, sir.  :) Well done. --T. (talk) 15:14, 4 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh. I'm not sure if receiving a FIYC automatically makes me a knight (and I think it was a minor issue not worthy of such a great award), but the consensus on IRC seems to be that it does. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:24, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
You've been around a long time, and have been recognized as a good contributor for a long time. Call it a lifetime achievement award if you want. You've earned it.  :) --T. (talk) 17:56, 4 February 2006 (UTC)


--Rataube 13:27, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom[edit]

I just realized I hadn't thanked you yet for the nom. I honestly don't know what you were thinking, I mean that article was actually delted once by Keitei, but it isn't actually going as bad as I thought it would. So yeah, thanks. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:29, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I as well thank you for the VFH nomination. Everyone who voted against so far is probably a communist.--Skunkbucket 20:02, 16 February 2006 (UTC)


Please review your edit of this article on 2 February 2006. Your edit arbitrarily cut off (in mid-sentence) a large swath of material after Line 74, which also included the quasi-feature tag and categories. Was this massive trimming deliberate?, or did you intend to simply revert the previous edit on Line 29 only? --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 16:32, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Well, I was reverting the "j00/j00r" edit, if I screwed something up, I did it unintentionally. Sorry. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 03:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
No prob then; I'll patch it up. --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:27, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Wheres my dog[edit]

Wheres my dog?


Thanks (again!) for the support, and for your humourous/ironic correction to the XHTMLnazi award. ;-) ~ T. (talk) 14:17, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Practical Joke[edit]

Hi! I'm not complaining or anything about the tag you put on the article I made. I made it because I have a thing on my user page that says: You have new messages. (diff).

You have new messages. (diff)

It links to that page. Do you have any suggestions of ways I can make the article better so it doesn't get deleted? Thanks! --Filmcom Icons-flag-us.png (talk) 23:49, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for removing the tag! I plan on improving the article furthur, and also thanks for doing some editing on it! I appreciate it. --Filmcom Icons-flag-us.png (talk) 13:32, 3 March 2006 (UTC)


Since we were able to trace the excellent question back to you, Cthluhu has asked that you be given this as a token of his gratitude.

He also wished that I tell you you've made an excellent minion--<<>> 23:44, 3 March 2006 (UTC)


Genius. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:00, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Even if it was an auto-for, it's really appreciated, Sikon. I'm still getting established as a writer almost half a year after getting here, and getting a major contributor's thumbs-up makes me smile.  :)--<<>> 19:31, 5 March 2006 (UTC)


The template looks better if the words are centered. If they're aligned to the right, it just becomes ugly. Please specify why you want the template to be ugly. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:15, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

  • The words were aligned to the left, regardless of whether the center tag or the margin parameter was used. Centered it. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:14, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Not on IE, actually. But I don't have any other browser, so there's my problem. Thank you for cenetering it. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:06, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

A common Spaghetti-eater[edit]

Don't worry, "se la gente usasse" is not flawed. Yep, nice work to SW: NWN! I added Tommy Tallarico and something else. 12:30, 14 March 2006 (UTC)


grrr! I do say that this color scheme sucks!

It's in an effort to match the land masses on the UnNews potato globe. If you can match better, please do. ~ T. (talk) 12:15, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Make them black text and brown links, or white text and gray links, whatever, but please not black text and white links. It hurts my eyes. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 12:16, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the edit.[edit]

You fixed the pic I put in, so, thank you.

Newcookie.gif Joe857 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBS[email protected] 04:12, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

You have mail[edit]

Attack you? Lir "attacked" Imrealized, not you, and if by "attacking" you mean praising him for copying your style (I think you should be proud to have a style), then yes, I guess it's a personal attack, and everyone's talk page is full of personal attacks... I don't understand who you think is trying to get you, if it's me, it's untrue, and I'm 90% sure nobody haolds any malice against you. Maybe if you say who this is, we could try and get this problem solved? (P.S. Strange, you recognize my Russian origin but apply American categories to me, as if I'm familiar with U.S. political life...) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:23, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

PP and I were indirectly attacked too. User:Someone's_User is most likely an attack...unfortunately I think I was an afterthought rather than a target.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  07:46, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Hello...I can't seem to find this "Lir" character- crazy I know since he/she/it sent me a pleasant note and I wanted to thank this person. The funny thing is, if I just got on this site about a week ago and am already able to "copy" someone else's style in that manner, especially someone who writes as well as Some User, then "Lir" (sounds Russian, don't it?) must think I'm one of the best writers on this site, which I don't need to tell you is a really great thing for he/she/idiotit to say, especially with so many good writers who on here, don't ya think? --Imrealized 08:35, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
Perhaps - judging by Assholes, I also think you're a decent writer. "Lir" doesn't sound Russian, though. At any rate, he's not my sockpuppet, I don't know whose he is. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 08:43, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

My apologies[edit]

I see that you think leaving that content ("excuse me, why do you delete content from someone else's talk page? he can figure what to do without you, thanks") on SU's page is worth something... I viewed it as antagonizing content so I moved it. But, as you well know, I am just joining in the fun. WHEEEEEEEE!  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  08:38, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

Another Question[edit]

Now another question I have is why is a paragraph that I wrote on my user page written on Someone's User's (is that right?) page...I know that everything is open for ganking on here, but isn't that going a bit to far? Do you know who Someone's User is, and why they are that uncreative that they have to steal other people's ideas? Just wondering..--Imrealized 09:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

  • No, I don't know who it is. These sockpuppets (Someone's User, Lir, and whoever else) belong to at least two different IRCers, that's all I know. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:47, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

hocok template[edit]

I just realised you used my sock template (or at least my proposal for one). Did you happen to catch the "hidden" message?  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  10:03, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

  • What hidden message? What "your" sock template? I used the one on UnMeta, posted by Todd Lyons. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 10:16, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Don't be so naive. I had Todd take a look at it. Somehow I doubt you were unaware of it's origin. Anyway, there's a "hidden" message.  – Mahroww a.k.a. Ernie “Aero-Toy” Smith  19:19, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

Lir, Not Lir[edit]

Man, I don't think you're Lir. I don't know who you are. What I do know is that I came to this site to write some funny shit, not to take a wonderful trip back to effin' Romper Room and have little popularity contests and "Do, do, do...I think I'll effe with the n00b because I am a talentless hack and I'm 15 and I've got no life of my own." I'm all for fun...this is witless, sophmoric shite. So you're not Lir, that's great. Perhaps you can go ask "the cabal" just who the effe you really are. --Imrealized 00:06, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Babel Atheism[edit]

I remember you asking on IRC, so I decided to have a look. It turns out that there isn't an official one yet. But some guy did make a draft, which is located here. It's not extremely funny, but you could always make one yourself. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:51, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

Jumped the Gun[edit]

Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you... In all my n00bish glory I really jumped to conclusions, perhaps being bothered at being called a "sockpuppet" (and even more frustratingly, having no idea what the hell that meant until I looked it up and having no idea who it was that left that template). Anyway, I've no excuse really but I wanted to apologize for being an ass. You seem like a good guy and that was rotten of me. Hope there's no hard feelings. --Imrealized 13:22, 20 March 2006 (UTC)


The cabal has analyzed your codes and can definitely conclude that you are a sockpuppet of Lir. In the name of peace and justice, you will be banninated. - Fx 13:18, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

Well Done[edit]

Redirecting Blank Article to Nihilism... Very clever. :)


what does the [[ru:Абырвалг]] do on sdrawkcaB? --Keithhackworth MUN 12:59, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for voting for me for WOTM, though RCMurphy xxx'ed your name out, I'm still counting it!--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 06:20, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Excellent reading[edit]

I enjoyed your Microsoft patant reading muchly. Thank you for blessing the internet with its existence.--<<>> 01:00, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


So I see you recreated Template:QVFD. I trust from the fact that it is different from before that you understand why we don't tag things for QVFD with a template. But on the issue of user notification, I don't think it is a good idea. Either things are insta-huff worthy and any admin will huff the page, probably before they ever see it on QVFD or it isn't huff-worthy and the page's author need never know that some other user wrongly put it on QVFD. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:21, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

  • You admins can't seem to make up your mind. Splarka said the template could only be kept if changed into a user notification. Delete it mercilessly, then. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 00:17, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Is Crap/Cock Sucking funny?[edit]

I'm very much inclined to revert the edit that replaced "Crispie DreadinK Elves" with "Krap DesKtop Environment/KocK-suKKinK DesKtop Environment, but first I'd like to ask you, is it just me not getting the joke? I see that you let it go. Logixoul 07:55, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

Insert funny title here[edit]

I protected the featured article to prevent arseholes from spoiling a great gag. If you need to make any amendments, let me know.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

OK, so I know I said I'd be cool with it if people didn't like my changes to Insert title here (I'm writing this after Sbluen lifted the ban) and yeah, I'm still cool with it, but might I ask why, in fact, you (that is, Guest) reverted it? (Was it too hard to understand the new way or what? 'Cuz that's a legitimate reason.) Whatev. --Lenoxus 01:28, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

International Phonetic Alphabet[edit]

Hi there,

I was taking a look at the phonetic stuff you added to International Phonetic Alphabet, and I was wondering where you learned English, as you seem to have a non-rhotic accent (i.e. for words that have an "er" in them, you transcribe a schwa). Now, there's anything wrong with that in the least, but as I was changing them, I realized it's rather futile unless I can get a semi-consensus on what the proper pronounciation of English words is! I have a Western Canadian accent, so a lot of your transcriptions sounded a little funny to me. But maybe I'm overthinking this (and maybe you transcribed the words with a program or something). I ask you since you had the rather brilliant idea of transcrribing the article into IPA. Cheers! -- Major4 Major insignia.png 10:23, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

  • This doesn't reflect how I actually pronounce words, I've seen so many diferent transcriptions that I'm hopelessly confused about these accents. I'm a Russian and, for an example of my pronunciation, turn to Media:Unnaws2.ogg. :) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:20, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Reuploading "Africa sad"[edit]

Do you want me to do it in PNG to make it clearer? Or for some other reason? If it's for clarity, then I'll need to redraw it. --Jordanus 05:01, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Hi, Sikon![edit]

Heya! Remember me? I just was knocking about and found your userpage.. so, what's your favourite cartoon? See ya!

Remember THIS from Wookieepedia?[edit]

You range-block my entire university for two months just for changing a single letter in the template? My, my. That's pretty cruel. As cruel as how a Sith, Dark Jedi, or anyone affiliated with the Galactic Empire would punish anyone. --The Batheticator 19:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

After doing a bit of research on the matter, Mr. Batheticator, you vandalized that template multiple times. Reverting vandalism gets annoying, especially when it's reverting a pretty lousy pun in the first place. Furthermore, here at Uncyc, we make the Empire look like a bunch of rookies. You've been warned. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:43, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Hinoa, a "Kuralyov" permabanned one of the computers from my university for the first offense of changing a single letter. I didn't feel too good about that rather harsh punishment for something comparatively small so I kept doing it out of revenge, until Sikon made the range-ban.
As you can see here, Kuralyov decided to give that computer a punishment several orders of magnitude harsher than Imperialles did 21 minutes earlier, for the first-ever vandalism on Wookieepedia from anywhere in my university. I changed a letter on one or two templates to give myself a big laugh and this is the punishment I get? What would you have done if this had happened to you? --The Batheticator 23:49, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
This wouldn't have happened to me because I wouldn't have engaged in vandalism in the first place. No, I'm not going to life the block. If you hadn't want to get banned, you shouldn't have vandalized. Besides, I don't lift blocks given by other admins. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 00:18, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
As the other wookieepedia admins have decided to shorten IP bans, we'll probably be removing that one. And by "we'll be removing", I mean "I'll be removing." And by "I'll be removing", I mean "That's funny, it no longer appears, but I didn't do anything." So you can come back, but we will ban you for further vandalism, obviously. (Silly Dan, from Wookieepedia)

And another thing: this User:Dan MacQueen guy is not me. Though this User:Silly Dan guy is. Does it count as impersonation if he used my real name before I registered my usual pseudonym? Do I have to register two usernames on every wiki in existence now? Bah. —Silly Dan (talk) 02:25, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

ED Reskin.[edit]

Remember that chat oli you and I had on IRC? Many pints later, you mentioned the concept of an ED reskin. Having perfected the idea, we now have two distinct problems:

  1. RC doesn't want a domain war,
  2. Chron doesn't want ED having any attention from us.

Check the idea out at here. There are plenty of variations around in there some where. If you have any ideas then please tell me ASAP.

The reskin needs you! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:05, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Ancient Grecian Flamewar[edit]

Sikon... thanks for the nom and vote on Euripides. I figured the least I could do in return is try to fulfill your request for a parody of Talk:Euroipods. I think it's underway at Talk:Euripides — hope it's what you had in mind.-- Imrealized 05:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Practice what you preach...[edit]

You advertise UnMeta on your userpage and aske people to contribute, but you don't! So... can you contribute to the UnMetan pages? Or if you're too lazy, at least delete some of the QVFD'd articles. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:36, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

There's more now... lots more... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:27, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

There you go, all done with audio for...[edit]

UnNews:Microsoft unveils Internet Genuine Advantage

I hope I didn't dissappoint. Thanks for the great material. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:58, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Goatse Vandalism at UnMeta[edit]

I think it's over now, but I can't block the user, nor do I have a rollback button. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:26, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the support[edit]

Thanks very much for supporting my potential adminship. I'm still in shock, what with all of these celebrities supporting me. You rock, dude. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:11, 27 August 2006 (UTC)


Red & Blue = Red states & Blue states, left/right, dem/repub, etc. You know, the partisan foolishness that's been tearing the US asunder since 2000 or so? That's why I put the US civil war era flags where the Axis&Allies flags would go on what was the Axis&Allies box. I thought everyone knew about the red/blue would appear that I was wrong.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

  • All Americans may know about it, but not people outside the US. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 04:37, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
    Sorry, whatever country it is that I am from gets a lot of US and US centric news...You're lucky to miss out on it (see Red/Blue States, if you care). Well, now you know, it's some spooky shit; but you have to know about it to get the satire.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

bribe on VFP[edit]

Durka Durka!!! change your vote to support on my Osama Image and I'll give ya a piece of cake Durka Durka!! SOADLuver 19:24, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Guest is grouchy. —Brian 14:03, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Isn't it time for a software update?[edit]

Hi, do you know which admins here are the developers? I think that the site could use a few updates such as:

  1. Allowing pages to be semi-protected like on Wikipedia. This would mean that only IPs and newly registered users would be prevented from editing the pages, while established users could. This would be more useful on pages that are getting vandalized a lot than fully protecting the page and preventing everyone from editing.
  2. Some new buttons at the top of the window when editing pages (e.g. a button to automatically place the code for a redirect).
  3. I've also been thinking that it might be good to stop letting IPs create pages. I think this would seriously cut down on the number of trash pages that are created.--Mister Nosey 14:44, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 1. Wake up, it's already implemented and the Wikia version is synchronized with Wikipedia regularly. 2. Make this suggestion to Angela on IRC, she runs Wikia. 3. No. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 14:57, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Ganges/hymns to ganga[edit]

please do not delete the page as it is used in article Ganges as a template. thanks. -- mowgli 16:56, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

Chris Benoit Facts[edit]

The Chris Benoit Facts page has been getting deleted. This is completely legit. If this site can have Chuck Norris Facts, why can't Chris Benoit have his own facts, when he has actually done something?

  • The Chuck Norris facts were spared by a community vote, many were against it, and, frankly, the only reason it survived was because Chuck Norris is a running gag here on Uncyclopedia. Chris Benoit... not quite. In general, our standards are higher than random lists of inane factoids. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:07, 22 October 2006 (UTC)


Sikon, I don't mean to seem needlessly critical, but I feel compelled to ask that you reconsider the huffing of Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on it's Article on Itself. I'm not saying the joke should be extended any further than that, but I personally thought that was the punchline of the whole gag, or at least it was the one bit of it that made me laugh the most. I know it was just a silly little stub, but... please? With cherries on top?  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:01, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian's Song[edit]

Now with AUDIO!!!

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 12:03, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Air Drum[edit]

Hello how are you? About the article, I just created it 10 minutes ago, and I think it is pretty similar to Air Guitar and Handgun. In case of that, is it really up to deletion? Cheers -- It's gneomI 13:40, 11 November 2006 (UTC)


hello, why did you huff philology, there was no reason to? -- VFP Eincyc (talk) 08:21, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Um... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:25, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Deadwood article deleted[edit]

There was no good reason for swiftly deleting the article based on the HBO series "Deadwood" I started. There wasn't even a vote for deletion. I demand to have it restored immediately. - Diceman 11:51, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks :)[edit]

...for the Burninator. I'm hoping to be able to get further through Category:Stub before the week is out to clean out the old garbage, but I've got a couple of papers due soon. Wish me luck.  :) ~ T. (talk) 02:06, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Linux Pride[edit]

I've de-peed it. Still VFH-able? I welcome a nomination because I'm such a camwhore - David Gerard 22:53, 19 November 2006 (UTC)


Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

I will reward your kind words with candy kisses. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:42, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

NRV on Mark Kermode[edit]

Come on dude dont you reckon that that NRV tag was a bit quick on the Mark Kermode page. I will concede that it isnt finished (or close) yet, but come on i had spent like 10 mins, you cant expect a page written in 30 mins, i will improve and cleanup etc. but its not a bad article. Ne wayz, ta ra --TheReal 19:17, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

You are Great Fun[edit]

I bet you have LOTS of friends! The thing I like the most about you is the way that you communicate so well. Keep it up. You have a genuine fan here. I love the work you do. SilkTork 19:25, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

iJesus and iJesus 2.0[edit]

Two articles that you deleted during FFW that I personally thought were really good. Can I get the code? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:32, 4 December 2006 (UTC)


Sir, y did u delete my TWATTY article? -Timmy McGee


Thanks. I try, heh. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:43, 9 December 2006 (UTC)


hello Sikon, i'm a newb, clearly, and am looking for some guidance, i read a lot of the "informational" posts, and tons of random articles, posted a bunch of NVR's for crap that made me so angry, "I want to bite someone in the face!!!" - Giraffe in quicksand and tried my hand at an article, tornadocane and posted in pee review to no avail. sorry if i wasted my time, beat me senseless when you get a chance, {{Chazz 11:04, 13 December 2006 (UTC)}}


Hey, why was my recent article deleted because of vanity? It's a band we just made up... --Dasistgutja 20:21, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Refer back to my talk page for answers. Premier Tom Mayfair 20:24, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Reverting images[edit]

Why's that? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:15, 15 December 2006 (UTC)


Have a look at this Are your edits being edited?

Delete this when done :) kjhf 16:25, 17 December 2006 (UTC)


Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Merry Christmas my Merry Russian. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:29, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

From me[edit]

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 08:07, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Codespammer alert! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period (commonly known as Christmas). -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:07, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Stuff deleting articles[edit]

A short article should not tbe deleted for no real reason. I mean, isn't the reason for allowing ANYONE to edit articles to encourage them to contribute? When you keep deleting articles you give the articles absolutely no chance to grow. Every time it has a beginning it gets snuffed out...I mean "huffed", by users who think there is something inherently wrong with a short article.

A crazy idea[edit]

Instead of cloning and manipulating child nodes with 7,000 lines of error-checking just to avoid messing up the votebox, wouldn't it be easier to just float:left the votebox after the <h1 class="firstHeading"></h1> and change the title with something like this?

function titleOverride()
	newTitle = document.getElementById("titleOverride").innerHTML;
	if (newTitle) getElementsByClassName("firstHeading")[0].innerHTML = newTitle;

- Nonymous 15:09, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

  • I don't control whether the votebox is a child node of firstHeading, Wikia does. Dynamically moving it out and checking that nothing is screwed in the process would require JavaScript code at least as complex as what's already there. Also, innerHTML is more bug-prone compared to DOM manipulation, especially in IE. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 15:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]

Socks christmas.jpg Santa Claus has given you some Socks for Christmas.
As you can see, these socks are white and red, and they are modelled by Mrs. Claus.
If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here.
Merry Christmas!

From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:46, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

CVP Redirect[edit]

I was debating doing that myself, but wondered if it worked better as a honey-pot, or a flame for the moths. Of course, I only debated, and didn't do anything because I was feeling lazy. Just wondered if you had thought of that aspect, and if you feel it's better this way, no complaints on my part. 12/23 16:24

Your block on Benson.[edit]


Hey, I was wondering why you restricted the new title changing javascript to only main, UnNews: and Game: namespaces? There was no problem being able to change any page's title with the old version, so I don't get why it's restricted in the javascript version. I just thought I'd ask you if there was a specific reason for it rather than just enabling it. I think it'd be better to have it enabled in all namespaces so there's no need for the old version anywhere. Spang talk 01:53, 27 Dec 2006

Ok, cool, I'll ask him about it then. That'll be something for me to look forward to :) Spang talk 05:10, 27 Dec 2006

You huffed my good cop article[edit]

what's up with that? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs) 10:02, 30 December

This pun is like shooting fish in a barrel...with a cannon...point-blank... 12/30 15:37

You huffed Candlejack. Several times.[edit]

You're not cool by doing so. Just leave it. Beelzebud 21:10, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

A gift[edit]

Newcookie.gif Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For Linux tech support in the IRC (since I have nothing else to give, I give my gratitude).--<<>> 21:19, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God[edit]

I added something to Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God having noticed it on VFH. I hope that you find it amusing. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:09, 4 January 2007 (UTC)


Cookie.jpg flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

Huffed article complaint[edit]

Perhaps you recall an article by the name of Demetri Martin you have recently huffed. The explanation you gave was "No content. Only images." Since when has this been reason alone to delete an article? In most cases, it would fair to do so, but in this case, the images are relevant to the article's subject (I suggest if you don't "get it", you watch one of Demetri Martin's performances, then you'll get teh pictures); I already went over this with another admin, Hinoa, who also wanted to NRV the article before, and he agreed it was suitable. Please reconsider putting the article back, if there is any way to do that, or if not, allowing me to re-make it, providing none of the images have been huffed. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:09, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Username change[edit]

Hi, the admin formerly known as Guest. Don't laugh, but I want to change my user name as well. I was just wondering... I used this nick for Kazaa, Napster and SoulSeek, but I guess it's too much goofy for appearing in discussion lists over here. Noblesse Obligé, I am a sir now and sir NeedABrain, you know... :p How do I do it? Is it acommplished just by moving my user page? -- herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:48, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Aaacid transpAAAAAAAAArency PNG[edit]

I've uploaded Image:Aaacid.png per Talk:AAAAAAAAA#AAAAAAAAcid (I suppose). Have aaaaaaaat it. --Closeapple 07:59, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I thank you...[edit]

...for seeing Sissy in its context ;-), Hugs, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:43, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Why did you edit my text? I thought it was ok. :S

My Blocking[edit]

Hey Sikon. It's me Kip the Dip, but you might know me by my IP address: I'm here to request that you lift my block. You stated that I was a vandal. I promise you that I hate vandalism, whether on Wikipedia or Uncyclopedia. I never intentionally vandalized Uncyclopedia, and I did read the beginner's guide and the rest of the ignorable policies. If this is about that Fergie article, I wasn't trying to be stupid and not funny. If anything, I improved the article. (Which totally sucked, just check the history and see what the original creator had to say.) I know it wasn't hilarious, but I acknowledged in the Talk page that it needed work. Anyway, I'm asking you if you could lift my ban. Pretty please? : ) -User:Kip the Dip


Thanks so much for unblocking me! After I had to jump through so many hoops, it just shows what loyal nerds editors you people have! And don't worry, I'm going to read your ignorable policies several more times! (Kip the Dip)

I wonder[edit]

If i'm not mistaken you the ond did that article about firefox . Im wondering if you are going to do an article on thunderbird herself or not . I defiantly like that article on firefox . Richardson j 12:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC) ps I'm only able to use opera on my wii game console .

  • You own a game console? Then you don't deserve having your request fulfilled. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 04:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
    • What do you have angenst me having a game console in fact i have 6 game consoles . Richardson j 08:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
      • Then the Emperor has already won. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:29, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
        • well i allready made a report to one of the administrators about whether you class as a cyberbully or not by Richardson j 22:12, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Love the Rose Tyler Article[edit]

Having been following the recent huffing battle (yeah I know, what a sad life I lead...) - particularly as it linked through to Schrödinger's cat on the very day that I gave the page a much needed, erm, twist. Haven't got the hang of all these back slapping templates yet, but feel free to pat yourself on your back (or find an adult who can do it for you) --Asahatter (annoy) 19:06, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


y biio QQQ




Newcookie.gif User:Kip the Dip has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Restore the article, RIGHT NOW!!![edit]

Can you please restore the article May (Pokemon) then move to my user page for the article construction. Thanks. Pika8888 13:55, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Done. I noticed you already created User:Pika8888/May (Pokemon), so I restored it to User:Pika8888/May (Pokemon) 2. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:23, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I just noticed that User:Pika8888/May (Pokemon) (which MadMax restored) is the same as the deleted version. You can work on it there. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:26, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Windows Vista[edit]

This article is made stupid not funny a lot. One editor (NXWave) even seems to revert every reversion I make. It's one of Uncyclopedia's best articles and it'd be a shame for it to be ruined like the other Vista article, so could you keep an eye on it with me? SteveSims 08:05, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Need your help[edit]

Please for create template:C @Tolololpedia thx 08:55, 24 February 2008 (UTC) (Borogx not login)


What do you think? Talk:AAAAAAAAA!#Aaaaaa.3F Bassgoonist 20:05, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

'Lo Sikon[edit]

Good to see you're still alive. Is this your triumphant return, or are you just popping in to feed the cat? :-) RabbiTechno 15:44, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

  • See userpage. I just noticed traffic to my blog from my Uncyclopedia userpage and decided to reduce it to a bare minimum. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:07, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created Dark side, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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This user created Drawn Together, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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MadMax 20:14, 30 July 2009 (UTC)