User talk:Silly Angel

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Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

Hello, Silly Angel, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, my name is RAHB, and I'll be your guide through the mystical land of Uncyclopedia. We'll begin the tour with a few helpful links for noobies:

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Wikiproject sports[edit]

What exactly are you trying to create? It looks like you're dumping random stuff from Wikipedia. ~ 11:21, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Nah I was just experamenting with the template stuffs... Yellow circle.png Silly Angel Yellow circle.pngSpeak Yellow circle.png Contribs Yellow circle.png 14:26, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Try to do it either in your own space on on the sandbox. Also, please fix your sig and as soon as possible. Thanks. ~ 14:37, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
I've created a sig file for you. You need to go to your preferences and under signature place the following: {{SUBST:nosubst|user:Silly Angel/sig}}. After that tick the "use custom signature box". Save the changes, and from now on everytime you click the signature button on the edit bar or print ~~~~ your sig will be placed on the page without all the code. Also, you can respond here. It is customary to respond where the conversation started so you don't brake it. ~ 15:02, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you very much. And I guess we both started separate conversations on each other's talk page.- - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 19:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit]

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UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

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How are you getting on? not seen you in a few days, thought you'd got bored of us. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:52 25 May 2009

Ive been on Mordillo's page... I just cant think of a good NOTM idea that I can write in 10 days. Have any ideas? - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 16:35, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
If you want to write a new article, like I did when I won NotM, just think of an idea (that hasn't been done yet), locate the comedic value, perhaps by a variety of perspectives and techniques regarding the subject and then expand on the content with proper organisation and consistency. Go team! -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:35, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
What he said. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:36 25 May 2009
Oh can I ask you a favour? Would you have a look at and vote on my article, please? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 23:54 25 May 2009
Done! Great Job.- - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 23:57, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Now check out the top of this page and take a look at my Nom - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 00:00, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I shall indeed, thanks for the vote! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:01 26 May 2009

I hereby...[edit]

...award you 1 Point for fixing all those redlinked articles. Keep it up, and you'll be looking at more. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Portal pages[edit]

Go right ahead and make another portal, or several if you like. Copy Portal:Science into your userpage, turn it into something else (People, Politics, any of those 8 you see top right on front page), rename as Portal:<Insert portal name> and move to main page. I have sort of called Art, Mnbvcxz has Games, but others are up for grabs. You might want to talk to Orian57, he is interested in running a portal. Just so you don't start with the same one(s). Also I'll make another topic in Village Dump and mention what's being done. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:24, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Forum:Portals, action being taken will be the spot to discuss things is my suggestion. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:39, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Of course you can pick any other category as well, but those 8 will be promoted first since Wikipedia is organised the same way. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 05:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Image for politics portal...[edit]

Do you have ideas for the portal logo? Maybe something with different political images fucked up - like that Slovenian band does, the name of which I always forget. Do you have a scanner? Draw a picture, and scan or take a photo of it and post it on your talk page. I, or someone else, could then make the final edition, or at least get further ideas from it. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 12:00, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking of something like a potato with a judges wig on it... or a potato behind a podium... basically anything that has to do with law/politics. - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 14:54, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Suggestion you might want to try on the Politics intro: it has a lot of good stuff but partly it looks too straightforward to me now. What if you said all you say but in a disgustingly glib way, like you were all the time trying to sell your current point, flip-flopping a couple of sentences later? That would look fairly political. This is just an idea. Note that I made Science intro simply by swiping it off Wikipedia and twisting it a bit. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 19:36, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
The image: don't worry over it too much. Once someone gets a real good idea (at least I have it simmering) it's fairly easy to edit proper. Those things often just snap into place by themselves. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 19:40, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I gave...[edit] a point for fixing the redlinked articles, and I'll give you five more once the Politics Portal is finished. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:52, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Sweet thanks, and im planning to do some more portals so thats good news. - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 22:54, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank!!![edit]

Sticklady.jpg I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 08:41 27 May 2009

Moves and rewrites[edit]

Hi Silly Angel - just a quickie: if you plan to do a rewrite, copy the source of the page into your userspace as a new page (like I've just done for you). Don't move the page. This way, you get a copy to play with to your heart's content, but the original article is still there in mainspace.

When it's finished, get a review, and if the reviewer agrees it's a significant improvement, have a word with me about moving your article over the top of the old one. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:11, May 27

Just a quick drive-by since I brought this up with Mordildoes last night. Removing articles from mainspace is technically only allowed if you're an admin. This particular article (I assume we're still talking about HowTo:Fly a Plane?) isn't much of an article in it's current state which I presume is why 'dillo let it go this time, but in the future keep in mind that it's a no-no. Don't take any of this as a scolding or anything, just wanted to let you know. Keep up the good work. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:48, 27 May

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UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

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Quick QVFD tip[edit]

Hi Silly Angel, quick tip for you: when listing the left-behind redirects following page moves on QVFD, make sure you use the {{redirect}} template in this format: {{redirect|Page name here}}. That way, it makes it easier for the admins to delete it without accidentally deleting the page it redirects to, which we are otherwise prone to do. Have a look at the ones Rabbi Techno just listed to see what I mean. Ta! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:05, May 29

Ah, si, I will keep that in mind.- - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 11:06, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Also, you don't have to create the pages and move them under the portal, you can just create them in that name to begin with. ~ 11:44, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes master - - - Atom.gif Silly Angel Atom.gifSpeak Atom.gif Contribs Atom.gif 11:46, 29 May 2009 (UTC)


..., you can't just give yourself Points in Der Unwehr, especially if I have no idea what the fuck you're rewarding yourself for. By my count, you have 16 Points--really only 11, since the People Portal isn't even up-and-running yet, but I'll give you those anyway. Where the fuck are you getting 28 from?

From now on, message me on my talkpage if you think you've done something worthy of a Point reward, and I'll reward you accordingly.

I'm taking you back to 16 Points and changing your rank according until you message me and let me know just what the hell warrants another 12 Points. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:57, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

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An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Preemptive Thanks[edit]

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

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The Portal Project[edit]

Hello, I am in the process of assigning themes to the portals ('skinning' them) to look like the Science and Society portals. Mind if I have a go at yours?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 16:19, 14 June 2009

Also, I was wondering if you were going to update your portals. There hasn't been much activity from your account, and these need some TLC pronto. I'll give you 2 more days before I have to make some heavy edits. Please respond.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 17:48, 16 June 2009

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:40 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

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UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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