User talk:SirIsaac

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Hello, SirIsaac, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I thought I recognized the name :P Enjoy your stay, however long or short it may be --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:05, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

Next time, please use the ICU template to tag shit articles. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:40, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator, contemplating your fate.

Welcome to UnNews, SirIsaac, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:40, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

You need help being funny yet you can review articles and give them 1 for humour. nice. whether the article is relevant or not seems to be the only thng that counts, that was a rough draft, very rough, of my essay for the national finals and now my dreams are in tatters. i thought it was funny. i think i'll stick to prose from now on.

Welcome to Thinkerdome, Maggot[edit]

Alright kid, you are now officially under my conditional protection and guidance. The rules:

  1. Be Funny - This is the most important rule of them all. Should you break all other rules, at least be funny.
  2. Ask for Help - If you're unsure about anything, just ask. No question will go unanswered, unless we're discussing my military records.
  3. Edit - I do not harbor ghost writers. Get out there, edit some articles! Show the world your good stuff! No, not that good stuff.. showing that will get you 5 to 15..

That said, enjoy yourself! Oh, and vote for my articles on VFH (currently: none). Doing so will solidify your place in the Army of THINK! ;) --THINKER 03:17, 10 June 2007 (UTC) Awesome. I'm ready to get out there!--SirIsaac 15:10, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Whoops.. first executive order: vote on (now current) article:VFH#Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?. Click the link, let me know if you have any trouble with the system. Oh, and perhaps even read the article, that'd be cool too.. :-D --THINKER 22:45, 19 June 2007 (UTC)


Oooo, you're doing good so far, my young padawan. :) --THINKER 07:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


I've moved User:SirIsaac/New action movie to feature lots of explosions to your user space in the event you'd like to fixe it up. Sorry, but it is quite dreadful, as is. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:37, 26 June 2007 (UTC) KInda sucks. As is, I'm gonna let it die. Slowly. --SirIsaac 18:46, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!![edit]

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International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of

Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks for the vote my n00b. I wish you'd put the work in on some of your stuff to get it VFH level; you've got some great stuff just waiting to be refined and featured. --THINKER 00:09, 16 July 2007 (UTC) Working on an UnNews article- I may have a HowTo in the future. -- 02:08, 16 July 2007 (UTC)


100% feature-worthy. I think I did a pretty good job of balancing the new content with your original text. Edit accordingly, but as is now, I think this article could be an instant classic. --THINKER 03:02, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Sweet! You think it's ready for primetime? I could nom it, but I'd feel a little silly. --SirIsaac 16:05, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, don't feel too silly to vote for it ;) Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Employee Manual --THINKER 01:36, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

The Pride of the Great Think Army[edit]

Looks like someone aint so much of a n00b any more. ;)

I'm very proud to have you under my wing. You've proven yourself a valuable asset, not only to the Army of Think!, but to Uncyclopedia as a whole. Congratulations Isaac. Enjoy one of these coveted boxes containing Mr. Potatohead:

(with The Thinker)

--THINKER 01:26, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Spank you![edit]

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Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...

Pee Review...[edit]

Could you give any specific ackward sentences and problems for my article? It's a bit harder for me, as the author, to see them... I appreciate the review, by the way.

--Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:55, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Alright, I'll fix it up this weekend. I'm not sure what I should replace the fat kid with, though... Maybe just some wierd 8 year old crying.

--Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 23:00, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Had some spare time, so just did the corrections. I found some picture of some little girl with a truly scary crying face to replace the fat kid. I also fixed some of the worse grammer mistakes, but kept the longer, winding sentences, because I think they fit in with my style and the style of the article... --Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:28, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think it's ready. Thanks, by the way. Somehow, pages that don't get self-nommed seem to get more positive votes.... --Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 21:01, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

I stand corrected. Didn't even see the vote-for page until after it got own'd. Ahh well, my next article, on The Jetsons, might stand a chance.... If only I can find time to write it. --Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 21:59, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Re: Your pet ferret[edit]

Yeah, I thought of that when I was writing it. Feel free to record it if you like. I think it would turn out nice. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:10, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni thanks you[edit]

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:28, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Many thanks[edit]

Average thanks.gif UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

Much obliged! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, Apr 7


Well, certainly no offense was intended. I just felt that since all the previous featured news articles were from July 4th or earlier, it was in need of new content. Similarly with the "in the news" section, the articles that were bumped off the page were from June. People can definitely put up new content over mine if they choose. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:03, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

That's fine, I can definitely understand the concern. And thank you for the compliment. :) ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:16, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all![edit]

Yeh...hi SirIsaac. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm,'s on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, SirIsaac! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie


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Congratulations. :) MadMax 16:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Nommity Nom Nom[edit]

Finished the Pee Review on your George McLellan article. It was hilarious which forced me to nominate it for VFH. --John Lydon 22:12, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the voteage![edit]

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:22, June 18, 2010 (UTC)