User talk:Sir Cornbread

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There shalt be cornbread for all



Hi. I hope you'll agree that the number of Uncyclopedia edits I've made is independent of the merit of my discussion here. I'm just trying to offer constructive criticism on writing Dr Seuss parodies. One of the key elements in Seuss's success was his very strict adherence to metre -- this helps make it fun for children (and adults!) to read. To give an example, I'll take a couple of your early lines: "It could be that his bomb wasn't strapped on quite right. / It could be, perhaps, that his turban was too tight." The beat gets broken in the second line here. Consider instead: "It could be that his bomb wasn't strapped on quite right. / Or maybe he wound up his turban too tight." The words might not be as good, but rhythmically it is more consistent. Dr Seuss certainly thought such details were important.

I don't mean to belittle the effort you put into your article -- I've tried writing Seuss parodies, and they're hard. I just think that with a bit more effort you could make it better still. Pappubahry 06:58, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I guess. You can change it if you want, but since its already featured, I dont see any need to change it really, it sounds alright to me. Feel free if you like. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:40, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Is it Vanity? Tell me before it's too late![edit]

HowTo:Sign a Nomination this is from Lt. Wyoming tell me before it's too late please!

I'm gonna say no, but I'm not making guarantees...You're probably safe. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:40, 31 October 2006 (UTC)


--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:33, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Congrats! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:42, 2 November 2006 (UTC)


My dear Sir Cornbread, felicitations from Sir Mhaille of the Northern Plains. I regret to inform you that I have had to remove your nomination for this months NOTM award, due in no small part to the fact that your nominee is outside of the alloted timeframe for defining "n00bage". I'm sure you'll understand the danger inherant with bending the rules within any system. Its a slippery slope and can only end up with "Sir Mhaille NOTM December 2006". Is THAT the sort of thing we want to see? Oh, wait a minute...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png GUN KUN CUN +S VFP NOTM CM NS (yadder yadder).

(sorry to mess up your talk page CB...) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 20:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

You didnt mess anything least not noticeably... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 02:39, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


Apparantly I did something wrong when I tried to nominate someone. What is this thing, and how do I do ir right? --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:01, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

You didnt sign your nomination, making it null and void. Probably just an accident...just sign it next time. No worries :). -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 06:05, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
So mother was right. It was my fault. Thanks, Sir C. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:07, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
No problem. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 06:22, 12 November 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for the support. It's nice to know that, with the whole wiki seeming to crash down upon our heads, life is still going on: we're still awarding efforts to improve the site, we're still featuring articles, we're going to have another PLS soon. Regardless of who you're voting for, voting for UotM helps continue the normalcy of the site, and, God-willing, will help us all get through this mess. Thank you for for voting. That having been said, if you hadn't voted for ME, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have had that little patriotic gush there.  ;) Thanks, again.--<<>> 23:18, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Haha, no prob. Thanks for being a voice of reason lately. We need more admins like you. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:20, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote![edit]

Without your vote, surely someone worthy of the award would have actually won. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:07, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Congrats, keep on writing good shit! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:09, 6 December 2006 (UTC)


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Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
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Premier Tom Mayfair 22:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

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This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:53, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks to all of you. Happy holidays! -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur[edit]

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 20:01, 24 December

2006 (UTC)

Sir cornbread, i ask one thing of you.[edit]

The great sir cornbread, i ask one thing, and one thing only. I am a humble creature who has traveled a vast distance to request "one plate of cornbread" in my user page. It is rare, and not often at all that i ask of things like this, but i am hungry, and cornbread is tasty--Arborguitars 22:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)


Sir Cornbread - last October you wrote that you dispise me. Why? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:21, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I did? Where? If I really did, I have no idea me the evidence and I might have some recollection. Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 00:47, 2 April 2007 (UTC)[edit]

That link won't work, because someone huffed the page. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:15, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
I've been gone for awhile, as you can probably tell. I get it now. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:25, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage[edit]

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Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number sixteen from my free cookie giveaway


Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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