User talk:Sir james paul

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Grr[edit]

I r matt at you /me attics j00 fancy n00b!!111!1!1111--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 04:57, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

I think you for your enthusiastic vote. I'm disappointed only by the fact that I cannot get more people to follow my every command and worship my very being. I'm working on it though. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:34, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Woo hoo[edit]

woo hoo--69.22.75.205 06:40, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

AMR[edit]

So what's goin' on? Is it abandoned? Premier Tom Mayfair 01:28, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

I would like a response within the next twelve hours. Failin' to due so will result in my leave. Premier Tom Mayfair 01:40, 3 January 2007 (UTC)