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Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress[edit]

Finally got it out of the queue and gave it a nice review. Nice article. Don't Panic --Striker2117 06:46, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Good article! You took the backbone of a page and ran with it, very nice. VFH quality for sure. On the frat, I'd suggest we hand this month's head to Cheddar if he want it, he can herd us creatures into "Chicken" and the edits of Tim Burton. Puppy will look over Tim given time, and others will too. I never did an edit sweep of it, just let Matfen go for the gold on this one, he did great work on the page. More soon, but I hesitate to write more knowing your schedule, I just saw you were out and about the site. And Mattress, yay! Al sans chains 11:08 2 5 MMX
Thanks for the review Striker! I was beginning to wonder if any of my three articles in the list would see the light of day lol. I might not get around to working on it for a while, but the advice is greatly appreciated. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:41 EST 2 May, 2010

And one more thing, of course[edit]

Thank you again for your nom for wotm in April. Much appreciated. There are quite a few people who will win this soon, and when you have a look at the clubhouse, whoa! Thanks again. Al 11:10 2 5

No problem Al, you're writing is really funny and I'm always looking forward to the stuff you contribute in the collaborations, much deserved and congrats! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:43 EST 2 May, 2010


My idea: Encyclopedic, misinformed, biased and hyperbolic. And the fact that the main gun and the engine are german, the armor is british, and while we're at it, fire control is korean, electronics are japanese, machine guns are belgian - will add to the hillarity. User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig 09:21, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think that that's actually a really good approach. Another idea could be that the page was written by the main producer of the tank, you know, a critique of the military industrial complex. I do like the misinformed American patriot approach, but if we do that, we need to avoid the redneck cliche. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:55 EST 8 May, 2010
Well, I don't know what the "Redneck cliche" is, so I guess we're fine.. Oh, and lets make it our PLS collab. User:Fredd The Mahmauscher/Sig 07:22, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't aware there was a collab category this go around? We could just enter it for the mainspace category as a collab. Anyways, go ahead and create the article under your userspace and we can get started. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:43 EST 12 May, 2010

Jordan Ruddess[edit]

I did your review, brotha! --Matfen 21:13, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

hey thanks brah! I appreciate the feedback. Rudess' nickname is in fact the wizard and he really does create music using household objects. There's a lot of Dream Theater fan humor in the page, which is a lot of what the god humor is about. I should probably take non-DT fan's perspectives into account though. At any rate, here's a funny video help demonstrate Its not Jordan Rudess, but rather John Petrucci the guitairst for DT, but the humor should feel familiar
anyway, thanks again. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:28 EST 8 May, 2010
Ah cool. It makes more sense now. I'd make that more apparent in the article, then. --Matfen 14:16, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

I see you archived.[edit]

Good. It was getting crowded here. Anyway, I'm just gonna throw a reference to a wizard or something about how OJ did it on here. Okay. Talk to you later (and hopefully about something positive, and not just in regards to H-I-V). User:Dexter111344/sig 00:52, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

I was waiting for the milestone so that my archives would be organized datewise, I'm weird like that lol. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:53 EST 8 May, 2010

Discordianism and Skinfan13[edit]

You may know that, while Discordianism got 13 for votes, it didn't pass VFH. I'm asking all those who voted no for suggestions for improving the article. If you'd like to post specific suggestions on Talk:Discordianism, that would be great. Also I liked your first person article. Thanks! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  23:03, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

I can do a review for you if I find the time. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:41 EST 12 May, 2010
Cool. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:16, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sitting on Henry's loot[edit]

Skinfan! I'm so glad you're rewriting Captain Morgan for the PLS. I tried a while ago but obviously I ran out of steam. Then, someone added dumb wrestling shit to the article. I look forwards to reading your version! IronLung 20:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hopefully I can do a good job, we essentially had the same idea I think, of an actual historical pirate. At any rate, glad to see people are noticing! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:37 EST 12 May, 2010
If it helps, Henry Morgan was an actual historical pirate. IronLung 00:24, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
If it helps, Henry Morgan was an actual comedian. And Captain Morgan is an actual brand of rum. And Captain America wears tights. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
If it helps, Captain Australia wrote the semi-fictionalised novel "Streuth Mate: a Story of Ray Meagher (Now a major motion picture)". Stone me flamin' crows, woman. IronLung 04:18, May 16, 2010 (UTC)


Dream a little dream . . .hi, and I hope all is going well with you. I've been working on Dreaming on and off to fit in with your pee review. Excellent suggestions, and I've used most of them (kept the See also up against the pic because the See also is supposed to be within the dream too, a weird twist on a See also section). If you have a minute could you glance at the page and see if it fit into your vision of where it should go, Thanks. More soon, I have to get back to the frat after I work on the Sci-fi page some more. Al des chains 14:09 13 5 MMX

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured![edit]

User:Matfen/TYAC Thank you, brotha! May your packs of fucking M&M's always be full to the brim. --Matfen 12:33, May 15, 2010 (UTC)


Hi. I've been slacking off the frat thing this month, and will put in some time on the page. Lots of irons inside that fire there, and that's one I've kept in until it's melted. How have you been, are your studies ending for the year soon? Or is it an all year program? More soon, and I'll try to get to the page before long. Or the iron will continue to melt. Al des chains 19:21 18 5 MMX

Yeah, finals wrapped up about two weeks ago and I was granted leave from VMI on the 16th, so I've been home since then. I'm actually studying in Europe for a month this summer at in Hungary for the month of june. I should be able to drop in from time to time but I'll probably be very busy studying and, ahem, checking out the local historical monuments. at night. in the night clubs. I hear they have fantastic statues in those places. Anyway, I'll invest a good amount of time into the chicken page and my PLS rewrite of captain morgan over the next three days. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:17 EST 20 May, 2010

Hey Skinny-boy[edit]

The newest member of your frat has been looking for the latest project, where the hell is it? Also, can I retroactively be awarded points for reviewing Tim Burton? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 16:04, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

I found it by going to chicken, clicking on the frat, then going to "Collaboration" on the top, then finding it off of that page near the bottom. And there it is! Al des chaing 16:12 20 5 MMX
Yup, on the frat page at the top is a navigation bar, go to collaboration and click the link at the bottom that says 'chicken' -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:13 EST 20 May, 2010
Thanks. I have a habit of completely ignoring red text. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 18:18, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
I take it that your silence regarding my second question means "no"? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:07, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
You can have some of my points. How many do you want? Then I'll play you double or nothing in a game of Alone in the Dark. Al des chains 20:10 20 5 mmx
Actually I'm not that bothered about points. But yeah, I'll have a few of yours. How many you offering? And while we're at it, why don't we make it triple or nothing? Want to bet some of your features too? And if I win I get a million points. Deal? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:50, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry he ignored overlooked my request for points on Nintendo too. (I did get an extra life from the bonus round out of it though....) User:Happytimes/sig 21 May 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)
Sorry BF, I meant to say yes about that, I think the running total for that is 2 points. I wasn't aware that you had asked for points on Nintendo Matfen, refresh my memory what that was about again? Not trying to be smug or rude, I simply just don't remember, lotta shits been happening recently. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:44 EST 21 May, 2010

Speaking of[edit]

The chicken page, I realized why I haven't done much with it (am now working on it, off my lazy behind to get me some Chicken) is that the encyclopidic looking thing on the right doesn't fit with a page about a PETA poster/handout asking people to become involved in the chicken campaign. Can we huff the bar and play with it from there (I thought that this month wasn't a boring very exciting! encyclopedic style page, but a more open format)? Thanks. I must sign off soon, chicken dinner awaits (soy chicken!) Al des chains 16:16 20 5 mmx

I think that may be a good idea. I'd still like to utilize the picture though, I think it's kinda funny. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:14 EST 20 May, 2010


I have Read your submission and have recorded my first impressions. (I used helium balloons to make my voice more hilarious for the recordings.) Soon I will review the history and other stuff & junk to finalize a score for you and the other contestants. That is all. User:Happytimes/sig 28 May 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)

Sorry to be a bore[edit]

...but this is unacceptable. I appreciate your efforts as we all do, but you can't leave a review with a booking on it like this. Please don't let it happen again. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 22:16, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I meant to unbook that review, but I've been in the middle of an international shitstorm the last week or so. I'm in Budapest, Hungary right now and I haven't had sufficient access to my computer for the last 5 days or so, and before that I was busy preparing to travel to Europe. I'm going to be absent much of June, so I probably won't get many reviews in until at least August July (sf13 2 jun). -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:36 Budapest, Hun 2 Jun, 2010


Enjoy Europe. Hopefully you will have time off from studies and duties to actually enjoy the cities and other areas you find yourself in. Lots of R&R. And of course I'll keep the frat afloat. Glad to do so, and thanks for asking. We'll get some good things going, and you can check from time to time. I would think Chicken should be kept open even as we work on another page, as if we really shape it up it can be really good. Enjoy! Al des chains 17:00 2 6 mmx

Thanks dude, much appreciated -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:07 Budapest 2 Jun, 2010

USS Charter Members[edit]

Obviously you can change this to whatever you want, but I was adding up my points and realized there wasn't a category to justify getting 2 points for being here the first month. So I added Charter Members to User:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Special Points to explain it. Do with it as you will. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  20:53, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

this seems appropriate enough *waves hand in a kingly gesture in your general direction* -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:26 Budapest, 4 Jun, 2010
Gosh! Did you know my lifetime goal has been to one day have skinfan13 wave a hand in a kingly gesture in my general direction? My life is now complete! Now where's the booze so I can drink and celebrate? That's my other lifetime goal. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:23, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review Tag[edit]

I hope you don't mind but I stole borrowed your template model to use as the basis for mine. If that isn't kosher with you, let me know and I'll promptly return said merchandise to you. If you want to inspect my failed attempt at making it my own, it's right here. --User:John Lydon/Sig 18:23, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

seems alright to me! To be honest, I borrowed some of the code for my tag as well, so I think it would be a little hypocritical of my to say you couldn't use it. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:45 Budapest, 5 Jun, 2010
That picture is disgusting! Both of those girls are wearing clothes! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:25, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
Just wanted to make sure it was okay. I don't need the VMI showing up on my doorstep one day. --User:John Lydon/Sig 21:12, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???[edit]

7079-main.jpg Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you! User:Happytimes/sig 12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Very nice job so far, I like how that's shaping up. I may even add a little later tonight! User:Skinfan13/sig4 20:08 Budapest, Hungary 20 Jun, 2010
Cool. We should try to get more done before UN:CW starts. User:Happytimes/sig 23 Jun 2010 ~ 01:08 (UTC)
Oh man, I didn't even realize this was coming up. We'll have to organize a USS portion, maybe a re-write per active member? who knows. I'll be dropping back in tonight to start working on Taco with you guys. User:Skinfan13/sig4 12:23 Budapest, Hungary 23 Jun, 2010


Hi, and I hope things are going well. Are you back from Europe, and did you meet with Cheddar when you were there? Ptok? European women?!! The format of the large print on Chicken, the changes you made scrunched the lines up on my laptop, it does those overlapping things. So different screens will see different things on this one. Did it look real bad on your screen, or just a little out of line? I won't try to tweek it until I hear from you, maybe just a couple of lines in between the lettering would do it. Thanks, and I've kept out of Taco so far, and will check in on that at some point. Bean tacos are my faves! Aleister 17:30 22 6 MMX

Yeah it was really messed up on my screen. I think reducing the size is the best option so that everyone is happy. I'm still in Budapest for another week or so, and I'm writing a big policy paper at the moment, but I should start to delve back into the mix here. I'll work on the formatting issues a bit more, drop back in and let me know how they end up. User:Skinfan13/sig4 12:21 Budapest, Hungary 23 Jun, 2010
How is byyyyyuuuuudapest? It's a very pretty city--User:MsuCarencro/sig1 05:04, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Budapest has been awesome, as has all of Hungary. Sadly I'm due to go home on Wednesday, but its been a lot of fun here! User:Skinfan13/sig4 16:21 Budapest, Hungary 26 Jun, 2010


User:HELPME/ROTMthanksUser:HELPME/sig2 (V2) On Thursday, 03:52, July 01 2010 UTC

You thought I forgot?[edit]

User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks3 Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:54, 1 July 2010


Is there anything wrong with the tone of my article on Foreign Accent Syndrome? I want it to be subtle, surreal, absurd, and a little stupid, but is it OKAY? I'm not good at subtle.--User:MsuCarencro/sig

I'll give it a look over sometime tonight. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:41 EST 3 July, 2010


I just recently realized that the 'Skin' in your name indicates your fanhood of the Washington Redskins. Are you, perchance interested in fantasy football? We've already got the 12 needed people (we have 13, actually), but if you want to join I'll expand the league to 14, provided everyone else is fine with that. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 15:46, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yea I did fantasy football on the NFL's official site four years in a row a while ago. I haven't done it the last two years, but I'd like to get back into it, so sure! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:39 EST 3 July, 2010
Excellent! Just follow the link to the forum topic, and sign up to make it official. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 05:27, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma[edit]

Hi Skin! Greetings! Al-in-chains ordered me at Nerf gun point to join Upsilon Sigma Sigma. I told him to put the piece away, cause I'd be happy to join. Where do I sign in blood? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 18:02, Jul 4

User:Skinfan13/Upsilon_Sigma_Sigma#This_Month.27s_Pledges:_June.2C_2010, this ought to do it. Prepare yourself, the initiation is grueling and begins at dawn. I recommend drinking lots of water. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:25 EST 4 July, 2010

Your ban[edit]

I saw your UGOTM nomination and my computer exploded, hence you deserved to be paradoxically punished with an impossibly timed ban. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:59, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Greetings mortal?[edit]

Hello? You must be busy.--User:MsuCarencro/sig1 16:02, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Yea I'm sorry, I'm currently trying to straighten out work issues with my boss. I'll drop you a line when I'm finished. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:59 EST 6 July, 2010

Talrom sgniteerg?[edit]

Thanks for the feedback. By the way, I wasn't done with the History section, I just haven't finished it yet.--User:MsuCarencro/sig1 20:07, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, I'd be happy to do a full review later if that's what you want. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:32 EST 8 July, 2010

Whirligig Rolex rewarded. . .[edit]

. . .to you for an amazing pee review. I don't mean the score, I mean the detail of data you present and the ideas you suggest. You pee-reviewed my Dreaming quite awhile back, and changed the entire page with your suggestions. I will also use this one well, and your additions-suggestions seem perfect. More later, as I just logged in and got caught up in other stuff and have to log out. Thanks for the spelling fixes, I don't think I would have caught any of those. The first pic was left by that salesman pawning himself off as a user, he uploaded the pic to in all likelihood promote his product so I took it and captioned it on his talk page. And no, the link lacking wasn't on purpose, I just didn't focus on links as yet. Thank you very much for your words which will make it a much better page. I hope for your sake that LeBron James quits basketball tonight and announces that he has signed as a WR with the 'skins. Al 19:28 8 7 MMX

You're welcome! And I agree, Lord knows, the skins need a good WR :/ User:Skinfan13/sig4 15:31 EST 8 July, 2010
Just sat with the intro to Rolex for an hour and a half, tweeking, erasing, reworking, word by word, and then the second paragraph wrote itself in about a minute. I wish I had a sweet smelling cigarette right now so I could laugh and laugh and laugh. Al 20:04 10 7 p.s. I actually watched the LeBron James show, and laughed and . . .
That's pretty damn funny! When you're completely satisfied with the article drop me a line and I'll add it to VFH for you. User:Skinfan13/sig4 20:01 EST 10 July, 2010
It picked up an unexpected nom from Multiliteralist, and I'm glad I've been working links into it and spruced it up per your suggestions today. Thanks for all the help and offer to nom. Thought that counts. Back to the pee review, I am semi-ashamed to admit I've never really read much of Douglas Adams outside of his book on endangered species, which I loved. His writing never appealed to me in the past, and I haven't given him a chance in a long time. I missed the chance to see him in the mid-'90s because nobody told me he was appearing at a local bookstore. Al 22:22 11 7
Damn! I would have given a lot to talk with him. Brilliantly mental that one, as the Brits would say :D I highly recommend the HHGTTG. User:Skinfan13/sig4 02:34 EST 12 July, 2010

Albert Haynesworth[edit]

I've moved it to here because the construction tag has expired, but since you're a trusted user and the article shows promise it's too good to be deleted. :-) User:RabbiTechno/sig 08:57, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Very well, I guess I got a little caught up with stuff and forgot about poor Fat Albert... thanks! User:Skinfan13/sig4 09:19 EST 9 July, 2010

Yet Another Worthless Award[edit]

User:RabbiTechno/BibleAward User:RabbiTechno/sig 11:28, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Virginia[edit]

About you wanting to revert my edits, I am okay with that, but don't make it overly stupid (Ex. the porn industry. Pullease!) Yet, I have to give props with the marijuana as a cash crop; I laughed about that a few times.

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 20:52, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

You, personally, averted the Apocalypse[edit]

Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 15:59, Jul 15

UnNews:NY Yankees compared to Nazis[edit]

My UnNews of today, extrapolating Tim McCarver's remarks on Saturday, is a stub that needs a real sports fan like you to pull it in a few additional directions, if you feel inclined to. Spıke ¬ 14:43 19-Jul-10

I can definitely give it a look. User:Skinfan13/sig4 17:23 EST 19 Jul, 2010

Rev. Zim has brought it beyond stubbiness with a masterful Nazi photo Shoop. The problem with this article was, and is, that the two paragraphs that simply recapitulate reality are as big as the part that actually plays with the truth. You're still welcome to see what you can add to it. Spıke ¬ 03:09 20-Jul-10

Pee Queue thing[edit]

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasintg this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! --User:Under user/sig3 20:39, Jul 19

I'll try and get around to it. If the one I tagged a while ago is still there I'll do that one. User:Skinfan13/sig4 17:23 EST 19 Jul, 2010

Talking of pee thing's, thanks again[edit]

Because of your very good review full of great suggestions, Rolex ran today on the front page. Couldn't have passed the time of day there without you. It ran like clockwork! Very appreciated. Aleister 2:45 21 7

Little late, but you're very welcome :) User:Skinfan13/sig4 22:31 EST 28 July, 2010


Heres the thing about your idea about the high school misfit.

Thats me...sorta. It's perfect for me. I think it's a great idea and i hope i can help it out with a perfect point view...

Ok it's not me, but still, i believe I'm the youngest in the group...or the site for that matter, I'm nearly 15.

So i really want to know more on this group and if you can give me some info on my talk.

Thanks for excepting me!--User:Happymonkey39/sig 02:30, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

accepting lol and you're welcome :) User:Skinfan13/sig4 22:48 EST 28 July, 2010

...excepting...accepting...excepting...accepting...the both sound the same...although you sound right...
Whatever, anyways i did read the page, but that was like a month ago when i registered for USS, so i forgot most and i prefer quick rundowns like the one you gave. Anyways two things.
1. I did write a requested article a while ago "100 worst laws", funny, i thought i came up with it myself, then i find that everyone wants it. But it got huffed...does that still count?
2. I did 3 reviews...although one really shouldn't count, and yet another is asking for a re-review, because he wants another point of view.

O.k that's all, and thanks for actually replying on my page! Most people ignore that i asked them. --User:Happymonkey39/sig 03:07, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Only one of those reviews was considered in-depth, so you only get one point.User:HELPME/shortsig
Yup, what HELPME said above, only in-depth reviews count. Keep track of this link to see whether your reviews were judged in-depth or not. The article you wrote that got huffed I'm inclined to say didn't count. That contingency doesn't exist in the USS rules yet, so I'll add it in a second. Sorry about the lack of points :/ And you're welcome about the talk page. I usually respond on my own talk page, but I've been known to make exceptions :) User:Skinfan13/sig4 23:54 EST 28 July, 2010

You still around?[edit]

Haven't seen you around the site as often as I use to--User:Iwillkillyou333/sig3 19:01, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I'm still out and about, I've just been working a lot this month. Once I get back to school in August I should be on here a lot more. It's just been a busy summer is all. User:Skinfan13/sig4 17:21 EST 29 July, 2010


... was rewritten by whatshisname from that one contest awhile back when people got money & stuff. I know 'cause I judged his section... even though it didn't count. (If no one's gonna link stuff I'm not gonna bother to either.) I think his article should be an offshoot of the old main Fnord article, which in my opinion could use a bit of a clean-up. I nominate you to do it. Symbol for vote.svg For. Tag, you're it. User:Happytimes/sig 30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:12 (UTC)

I may find myself with an extra hour or so later today, I'll look into it. User:Skinfan13/sig4 14:40 EST 30 July, 2010
I am completely free of responsibilities for at least an hour, maybe more at this point, I'll look over it and do some copy-editing. User:Skinfan13/sig4 17:10 EST 31 July, 2010
LOL, ok, I didn't realize how far off-track the article was, this is going to take some serious re-writing I think. SF13 a few minutes later

Pee Review please?[edit]

Since you helped me with the article with your feedback, would you mind reviewing it?--User:MsuCarencro/sig1 03:16, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I can probably get around to it in the next day or two. I'm going to be focusing on some other stuff for tonight and I work pretty much all day tomorrow. User:Skinfan13/sig4 01:15 EST 2 Aug, 2010

Anal sex[edit]

Since the failed VFH nomination of anal sex in mid-July, I've taken to fixing up the page. ChiefjusticeDS got around to reviewing it, scoring it 42/50 and making a number of recommendations. I've taken his suggestions to heart and improved the page in the areas he pointed out. The fact that it scored so well on Pee Review, combined with my personal opinion that it's a pretty good article, is causing me to ask: What made you vote against it? If there were any changes that could be made that would turn it into an article you could support, what would they be? --Andorin Kato 18:57, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

my bad, let me finish up what I was doing really quick and I'll get back to you in a few minutes. User:Skinfan13/sig4 15:10 EST 3 Aug, 2010
Well, to be honest, I thought that the subject matter and the picture were a little too strong for the front page, which I personally think should be held to at least a modicum of NSFW courtesy for one thing. Secondly, and much like Hyperbole mentions in his against vote, the initial concept of describing anal sex, the act of sticking things into someones pooper, as something clean while making a running pun on the term 'anal-retentive' is smile-inducing, but it isn't enough for a running gag for an entire article. These three things would make me vote against again if I saw it on VFH a second time. Its not that it isn't a good article, it's well written, but VFH isn't recognition of good articles, it's getting stuff on the front page for people to read it. Yeah that implies the article featured should be good, but not all good articles should be featured. User:Skinfan13/sig4 15:22 EST 3 Aug, 2010
So essentially an article about anal sex is too NSFW to feature on the front page, no matter its content? --Andorin Kato 19:37, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
To be fair, I only voted in favor of featuring one of them, the howto, and that one was much more subtle. I voted against half of those for the reasons I gave above. I'm also allowed to vote as I see fit anyways. User:Skinfan13/sig4 16:17 EST 3 Aug, 2010

Contest Today[edit]

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister today


. . .for your month-vote for Rolex. I'd already used up my 10 votes by the time I thought about voting for it, so you are left holding the Rolex fort all by yourself! Appreciated. It was a good page, and became much better from following your pee review. Al 19:26 5 8

What can I say I enjoyed it :) User:Skinfan13/sig4 15:56 EST 5 Aug, 2010

Well played, sir,[edit]

well played with the FA template on Star Wars (2010). Good work—appreciate it! User:MacMania/sig[21:54 5 Aug 2010]

Thanks! The idea came to me when I thought about the death star engulfed in lensflare. A little photoshop work later and we have just that. </nerd> lol User:Skinfan13/sig5

Your draft pick is up[edit]

Don't be nosey, pick fast! User:Happytimes/sig 06 Aug 2010 ~ 01:38 (UTC)

Your turn again, son.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 02:47, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hurry up or I'll break out the the Vuvuzelas! User:Happytimes/sig 07 Aug 2010 ~ 04:20 (UTC)
Your draft pick is up again, time for the third nostril. User:Happytimes/sig 09 Aug 2010 ~ 22:04 (UTC)


Skin, thank you, I just saw your nom and that was a surprise and a humbling write-up. I voted for and support Sims, she and all those other guys nommed are way overdue for this award. But your thoughts and nom are very appreciated. Thanks again. Aleister 13:23 8 8

You're welcome. You do a lot of good unrecognized work on VFD, I think that definitely deserves some sort of shout out. User:Skinfan13/sig6

What is UnReviews?[edit]

Don't we already have pee review?--User:MsuCarencro/sig1 03:23, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh you'll see :) I don't want to ruin it. A new project idea I'm cooking up, and it has nothing to do with pee review. On a slightly related note, I know I said I would review your article for you, and I will. I may even get to it tonight, but I will certainly start by tomorrow since I have the day off. This idea I'm working on is just too much fun at the moment for me to put it down. User:Skinfan13/sig5
I've been toying with the idea of reviewing movies based solely on their previews (again; -- it's an old idea but fun nonetheless). Maybe this can be incorporated into your new insightful thing? User:Happytimes/sig 09 Aug 2010 ~ 22:07 (UTC)
Yeah, I think that could definitely find a home at UnReviews User:Skinfan13/sig5


Dunno if this will be helpful, but: If you make sure that all UnReview reviews are in a category (for example the imaginative "UnReview" category} you can use {{PAGESINCAT:UnReview}} to automatically show how many reviews there are (to replace the static number you have on the homepage at the moment). Just thought that might be of use...I realise now that's a fairly insignificant thing I noticed. Ah well. Have a milkshake. User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [18:55 9 August 2010]

No that's great stuff! I'd actually really appreciate if you would go ahead and do that for me, I'm currently working on formatting the library (browse by category list). User:Skinfan13/sig5
Done. What I've done is added to the Create an UnReview button thing is a preload and an editintro, which you can edit if you wish. The preload field (found here is what will automatically be inserted into the editing box. The editintro field allows you to provide help and advice above the editbox (if you so wish) by editing here. The preload is quite useful. I've just added the Category:UnReviews to it, so that the user will automatically start with his page being included in the category (allowing it to be counted on the UnReviews homepage). You may also want to add an UnReviews template to this preload page and possibly some tips on what to do in comments? User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [19:19 9 August 2010]
On second thoughts have changed the category to Category:UnReviews Reviews in the preload (couldn't think of anything more elegant) so that only actual review pages will be counted on the homepage. Good luck! User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [19:21 9 August 2010]
Thanks a bunch! I'll play around with it in a little bit after I'm done creating all of the subpages on the portal. I'm almost done User:Skinfan13/sig6
No doubt you'll get round to this, but may I suggest that that bar of links on UnReviews mainpage (About, Questions, Request a Review etc.) you make into a template and slap atop all UnReviews pages. Sorry to meddle. I shall get back to my life. User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [19:28 9 August 2010]
It's not meddling, I love suggestions and help. Actually, I was going to do a HowTo style template instead of the UnScripts style header. User:Skinfan13/sig5
Oh, how do you mean? User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [19:54 9 August 2010]
It will probably take a friggin long time, but I was going to make a simple small template to go on the top right of each UnReview page that is kind of like {{template:HowTo}}, but also include the 5 star rating the review gives. User:Skinfan13/sig5
Oh good idea. And that shouldn't be that difficult, just have 6 images (0 stars to five stars) which can then be somehow selected by the template...actually that could be tricky. Might be easier to have a bar showing a percentage or out of 10 rating. Or you could have a table with five boxes which could be either blank or gold (to represent stars). But what I was talking about was a header for all the UnReview pages associated with the homepage. Not actual UnReviews themselves, but the help pages, the advice pages etc. Would just make navigation easier. User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [20:16 9 August 2010]
Yea, that actually makes a ton of sense. I can just copy and paste the code though, no big deal. Thanks for the suggestion (again lol). As for the template, I already have an idea of how to make it work. User:Skinfan13/sig6
Okay! User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [20:36 9 August 2010]
Ahh! I remember why I thought that that links header (About, questions etc) should be a template. You're probably, at some point, going to want to edit it (Add a link, remove a link, change a link, change the format...) which will be a real bitch if you've got to edit the code on each individual page. That's why I suggest you just simply copy the current code you have into a template and put that on the pages where you need it. Trust me, from my unlimited experience in creating pointless usergroups, it becomes a serious bitch when you want to change links that appear on all pages and you haven't created a template.
Also, I think the featured UnReview's image should not be in thumb format with a quote, and should just be an image (similar to the style featured artciles on the mainpage are presented). And there was something else, but I forget what. Also if you're gonna need help with the maintenance of this, I'd be honoured if I could help you. I like helping with new projects and such like. I'll get back to you when I remember that one other thing I meant to say, but forgot. Damn memory. User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [21:32 9 August 2010]

DRAFT!--User:Bradaphraser/sig 00:07, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Also, since each star rating has a different template, could you not have some statistic thing to show what the average rating is? Or in the library section maybe it would be nice to browse by star rating? User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [11:13 10 August 2010]


Hello! So I've been working on a graphic for that template you spoke of but because it is so tiny, everything pixelates out of identifiability (surely I just made that there word up). And then I saw that you were using that logo thingy, which looks quite good. Perhaps we should keep it as is. Unless anyone has a suggestion of a smaller simple symbol. Also, and this might be too tricky again due to size and pixelation, but why don't you use potatoes instead of stars? --Dame 20:33, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for all the work, I'd like to see the picture if that's alright, but to be honest I think the template is alright as is. As for potatoes, well, yellow stars are more visually interesting, noticeable, and well-recognized as a rating symbol. Although potatoes would add more in-site humor, I think the stars are the best way to go. User:Skinfan13/sig5
Unfortunately, the pixelation made me have a hissy fit and delete the .psd file so the picture is gone. I'll have another go though. I agree that the template looks great though regardless of potatoes. Unreviews seems to be coming along nicely, well done. -Dame 20:59, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Yeah, I think we should just go ahead and leave the template the way it is for now, we can revisit it again down the road if we need to when and if UnReviews becomes popular. Speaking of 'road,' I'm currently making the first real UnReview article about the movie The Road. Do you think you could quickly whip up a picture of Haley Joel Osmet photoshopped into a frame from the movie where the boy is with the father? That would be uber awesome. User:Skinfan13/sig6
Sure, I have not seen the movie though (we only get new releases several years after they cease to be new here in South Africa). So if you could just give me a link to a pic I could use that would speed things up considerably. --Dame 21:16, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, sure thing. I'll post the link here as soon as I find one that I want. User:Skinfan13/sig6
Ok, so either this one: [1] or this one: [2] would be good. -SF13 17:21
yeah, that's some good work! Thanks! User:Skinfan13/sig6

Sonje, you're from SA? User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [17:54 13 August 2010]

I am indeed Yettie, why do you ask? -Dame 18:00, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
I'm half south african. My dad was born there but moved to the UK during the apartheid. User:YesTimeToEdit/sig13 [18:45 13 August 2010]


User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks4 I am eternally grateful! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 11:36, 10 August 2010

Bettie reminds you it's your turn to draft again.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 13:45, August 10, 2010 (UTC)


Hey, I replied about the Virginia edits. Why did you revert them?

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 20:25, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Because you clearly said you didn't mind if I did, I think my original version is better and I spent a LOT of time rewriting that entire article. I realize I don't own the article, but please be respectful of the work I did at the same time. User:Skinfan13/sig5

What Can I Say, I Like Being Difficult[edit]

So UnReviews is fantastic. Just wondering, can video games be reviewed? And not just any games but NES and SNES games? My dirty little secret is that I play NES and SNES games religiously and would love to review some of them. What do you say??? --User:John Lydon/Sig 17:29, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Absolutely! I'll add sub-section to "products" in the UnReviews library for you. User:Skinfan13/sig5
Sweet. I'm off to pick a game from my library. --User:John Lydon/Sig 18:33, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Might I suggest Duck Hunt? User:Skinfan13/sig5
I went with something I thought would be more appropriate for a "Retro Review". If you have a few minutes, I have most of the first level review complete if you want to look it over. I've never done a review before, so feel free to pick it apart. Be sure to check out the tag line at the top, I kind of like it. --User:John Lydon/Sig 13:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare[edit]

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! User:MacMania/sig[19:57 11 Aug 2010]

UnReviews is interesting[edit]

because it allows you to parody reviewers and media at the same time. Here, what do you think of this? User:MacMania/sig[14:06 12 Aug 2010]

Robert E. Lee[edit]

The second maintenance tag on this one expired and it is by virtue of your good conduct and writing ability that you are not presently banned for vexing me. You will now find the article here. Complete it please or revert to the prior version and return it to mainspace. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 17:50, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Your draft pick is up, again[edit]

Fnord! User:Happytimes/sig 14 Aug 2010 ~ 22:07 (UTC)

And Yet Again[edit]

So yeah, make your pick. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 01:26, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Again, agains![edit]

Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! User:Happytimes/sig 17 Aug 2010 ~ 21:00 (UTC)

That thing agains[edit]

So I totally understand your Username now...[edit]

Anyone who picks up Portis AND Moss must like the skins. So, are you a hopefull skins fan, or one like me- bitter and cynical? User:The Woodburninator/sig2 01:53, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

lol, yeah probably a little of both. I'd say I'm a realistic skins fan. User:Skinfan13/sig6
The good news is that you guys now have a quarterback. Unlike my 49ers...--User:Bradaphraser/sig 12:18, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, your name isn't about masturbating 13 year olds? I've been way off then... User:Dexter111344/sig 12:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

You're Up Again[edit]

Though most of the Redskins players worth taken have been had already, unfortunately. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 22:32, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

no its ok, I got mostly who I needed from them User:Skinfan13/sig6

UnReview Category[edit]

Can we add a video game category? I put this in the product category because I didn't know what else to do with it. --User:John Lydon/Sig 18:10, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league[edit]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 21:41, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

cool, I'll take care of that shortly. User:Skinfan13/sig6

Just a quick thanks..[edit]

No template, but thanks for your vote and nomination on Propaganda:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:46, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

No problem, its a great article! User:Skinfan13/sig5

That thing again[edit]

Were you pick your draft. User:Happytimes/sig 22 Aug 2010 ~ 06:30 (UTC)

You're up again. Also, I've been watching the repeat of the Redskin's preseason game against Baltimore this morning, and their D's been looking really good. Just saying. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 15:14, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
Redskins D is always a good bet for fantasy User:Skinfan13/sig5

You. draft. agains.[edit]

User:Happytimes/sig 23 Aug 2010 ~ 20:09 (UTC)

& AgAiNs!!! User:Happytimes/sig 25 Aug 2010 ~ 06:44 (UTC)
Again Again! User:Happytimes/sig 27 Aug 2010 ~ 23:45 (UTC)

You are up for your last pick[edit]

Make it a good one. User:Happytimes/sig 02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:43 (UTC)

will do, thanks User:Skinfan13/sig5

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)


Reviewed The Road here.--User:PeregrineFalcon999/sig 21:37, September 13, 2010 (UTC)


User:Sonic80/inceptemplate User:Sonic80/sig3 20:57, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ryan Grant is out for the year[edit]

I'll trade you Ricky Williams for either Santana Moss or Austin Collie. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 15:43, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

I might take that into consideration. I'm going to see how I can do through waivers first. User:Skinfan13/sig7
Whelp, the best you'll get on waivers are the likes of low-tier backup runners. Guys like Steve Slaton, Chester Taylor, Tashard Choice, etc. Ricky Williams, on the other hand, will see 35% to 55% percent of his team's carries in any given week, and could prove to be especially useful down the stretch given Ronnie Brown's injury history. I know you probably don't want to be out of a starting receiver, but it's a lot better than being out of a starting back, especially considering that the crop of WRs left (guys like Massaquoi, Edelman, and Kevin Walter) is a lot stronger than the crop of RBs left. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 17:33, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
See, I'm a big fan of mutually beneficial trades, because otherwise people don't trade with me. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 17:35, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
While I appreciate the offer, I was able to snag a starting back off of waivers. Maybe the next time I have a season ending injury I'll give you a call :) User:Skinfan13/sig7
Ah, I see. I don't really buy the Brandon Jackson hype, though, but I certainly can't fault your or call that a bad decision. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 20:00, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

If your a Skinfan, are you a Dancefan?[edit]

hope so cause thats what your getin'.


Party on! User:Dancing dude/sig

Frat prat[edit]

Did you see Chicken was featured? Yesterday. Yay Chicken. I think all the frats pages have been featured now. I'll help, and Black Flamingo and I discussed just letting the frat keep working on "Weird" for awhile. I hope your busyness is going well, and you come back from time to time. Give yourself a template for Chicken, and does Palzuri get credit on that one too? Enjoy. Aleister 1:52 30 9

Skinfan, you're back (at least for a few minutes?) Thanks for the vote on Dreaming, you greatly helped on that page. See about Chicken? You get at least another half of one of those points. I haven't done anything with the frat, we are still stuck on Weird as far as I know, couldn't get motivated or find an angle to jump in on that one. We need you, come back from Afganisthan or wherever they've got you. Cheers! Aleister 00:43 21 10
Yeah, I'm still at the VMI and I'm very busy, but I have a little bit of time this week to do some work around here. I'll be around, but I probably won't be motivated enough to re-start the frat. I'll probably focus on UnReviews and my other uncompleted article projects. If I find myself with even more free time (let's hope so!) I'll get to work on USS. Cheers! User:Skinfan13/sig8
Good to see you back. Yeah, the frat has a great feature track record, I think all are pages have been on main. Black Flamingo and I discussed letting Weird stay under construction while also putting up another page to play with too. Your thoughts on that, when you have time? Thanks, and good luck this week and into the f-u-t-u-r-e. Aleister 00:53 21 10