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Hey Sonje

Rape! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:41, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Eww. I didn't want to see that. Sonje, put your burka back on right now!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:44 1 July 2009
What's wrong Orian? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:44, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Nothing. I was pretending to be more sexist than I normally am.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:47 1 July 2009
Ah Socky, this is the first time I've bee raped by you. Well apart from that one time... Actually, I bet Orian is just jealous, he wanted you to rape him too. But I am concerned about this burka fetish O_o --Dame 13:53, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm jealousy. I've always known Orian was just pretending to be gay. Hahaha! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh no no no, you misunderstand. He is very gay. In fact he is a Gayhova's Witness. The other day, he was trying to make me be a boy just so that he could turn me gay. Also, he thinks all women should just die. If you want to gossip about him behind his back you can speak Flemmish now Socky, I understand it but I don't speak it very well. --Dame 13:59, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Because you speak Afrikaans, right? Don't worry, I was just joking about Orian. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:01, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I have a few Belgian friends also though, so they taught me a little bit. --Dame 14:13, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Maar 'k heb eigenlijk niks slechts over den Orian te zeggen (buiten et overduidelijke). Hij zit soms wel wa veel te klooien. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:26, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Ek heb self niks slechts te zeggen maar hij hoef niet te weten :P Nou sal hij angstig wees. Muahahahahaha! --Dame 14:36, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh come on guys, that isn't fair!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:35 2 July 2009
Don't worry Orian. Socky was just confessing his undying love for you. --Dame 22:29, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Lies! Horrible lies! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:29, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

A Quick Request For You

Could you shop me a logo for the fictional organization my new article is about? Ideally, something along the lines of what these wackos use, although you can do whatever you want. If you choose to accept, just add the image to the article, and then drop by my talkpage to let me know when you're done. Thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much! It's brilliant, like all of your chops, and damn-near exactly what I had in mind. I'm going to put it in the mainspace right now and put it up for Pee. I'd like at least one Pee review before it's nominated, though, just to see if I can improve anything. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:54, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm glad you like it. Let me know when the pee is done, though I'm sure the reviewer will nom it. --Dame 16:50, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:36, 3 July 2009 (UTC)


Mahm00shA's B-Day

You didn't get my adoson a present yet. Ya know, some of the things you do make me think for a moment that you aren't a loyal follower. Just for a moment though, I know it's a crazy thought. Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 03:48,5July,2009

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours!

The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

And you esspecially for the nom!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:47 5 July 2009


Hi Sonje, thanks for offering to help, I'm very grateful. What I want doesn't have to be particularly authentic looking, unless you are able to do it like that, in fact if it looks more amateurish, it might be funnier... I haven't really thought out the text for the first entry yet, but I'll try to get the second diary entry to you by the end of the day. I don't know if you've played Thief, but even something like the Thief scrolls might be good enough, I'd have to try it out within the context of the article. --El Sid 12:57, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

I just looked at the article. It is really good. I know what you mean by the Thief scrolls, it should be easy to do. Just send me the text when you're ready and I'll give it a go. I am assuming you want it to fit into the spaces you marked <insert diary entry> so I'll try and chop it to look like diary cut outs instead of entire pages. We'll see what works. --Dame 13:04, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Hi again, sorry for not getting back to you sooner, I was distracted by Roddick excelling at losing to Federer again, then I spent the rest of the evening half-dejected, half-plotting my revenge on the immaculate Swiss gimp. I'll try and get something done by the end of the week, thanks again for offering to help. --El Sid 12:53, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Take your time. I finally went to watch Transformers 2 last night so I would've been too busy anyway. Whenever you are ready is fine. --Dame 13:03, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Picture ficks-up requestify!

This shit

Okie kokie. So I threw this shit --> together and I need it fixed up with some magic. Bassically what I'm after is the writing to be a bit clearer but in aroudn the same place but maybe in a better font (I'll leave that to your discression). And where there is that grey block sky if you could put in a stupid looking zombie's head, you know in the way you did that saving privite elmo one? That'd be great. Maybe scrub out my name aswell, looks a bit vein. Also if you could upload it over this version so the name isn't changed that'd help too. And thanks, hope this isn't too difficult or anything.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:56 5 July 2009

She'll need the background image, Orian. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Background?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:37 5 July 2009
The image you pasted those ugly letters on. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:44, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Well then she can have it, it's right there. Honestly socky, I can never tell when you're fucking with me.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:45 5 July 2009
Yeah, but without the ugly letters. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:47, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh I don't know where that is. I just threw that together to show a rough draft if you like, can the letters be erased or something, if needs be?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:49 5 July 2009
He means I need a copy of the picture BEFORE you stuck the ugly letters on. It is really hard to erase them. --Dame 00:43, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh right, its here I cropped it a bit. Actually while you're there do you think it could be a tad thiner? it's a bit to square for a book as it is. I know I'm useless.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:45 6 July 2009
No problem. But not right now. I'm too sleepy. Will do tomorrow :) And you are not useless, you are just potatochopially challenged. I would be useless if you were not so. --Dame 00:49, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Well not useless, we still need you for procreation but other than taht I suppose you woudl be. This is the article it's for. it got 45 on pee and I'm pretty sure it's the greatest thing since HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, still doing some cleanup stuff on it though, which you're helping with. Also LazyTown is on VFH, FYI. I got boared so I nommed it. :) and yeah thanks again, and I'm considering sleep too so Night night.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:54 6 July 2009
How is this one? --Dame 13:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
It's good, lot more flash and I was having second thoughts about putting a zombie in anyway. so yeah thanks! You read the article yet?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:06 6 July 2009
I'm still gonna put the zombie in, I was just asking about the text. If you are happy with the text I'll shop in the zombie. I read through it briefly but not properly yet. will do later though. Looks promising. --Dame 13:08, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, cool, cool. I also just noticed that that picture is of manchester so I suppose I've just found out where my story was set.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:11 6 July 2009
Is this a satisfactory zombie? Also, I only noticed the bit about the name now, do you want me to take it out? --Dame 13:44, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Nah just leave it. I like it in that font. Also great zombie - great picture - I wish I was you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:46 6 July 2009
You wish you were a girl? O_o --Dame 13:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
No, Eric, don't be silly. You're not a girl.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:49 6 July 2009
Dammit! All these years I could've peed standing up and NOW you tell me! --Dame 13:53, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Geezus Eric, I thought you'd have figured it out, you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:55 6 July 2009

Another request

Eric does have a rather large pair of bollocks...

Sonje, the people here love you. All they do is request images from you. and, the gresat thing is, you make them and you make them great. That is why they love you. Now. I have no idea why I said that. So, I got a review for Astronaut and the reviewer said I needed another image, or maybe two, to put on the bottom half to make it flow better. I'm running low on ideas, so I was hoping you could give it a read and perhaps make an image based on what you think would work the best. I don't need these done immediately, you can take your time on it. Thank you very much. Staircase CUNt 17:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks Steps. I don't know about love though. I reckon most ppl just tolerate me :P Anyway, I'll give the article a read and see what I can come up with. I'm going to be away for a while but I'll try to get it done before I go. --Dame 18:05, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Where are you going? Staircase CUNt 18:06, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
It is T in the Park (a Scottish music festival) next weekend so I'm going camping and I reckon it will be a while before I recover from the drunken revelry. So I'm going on a mini-holiday ^_^ --Dame 18:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Eric,an I vandalise your userpage when your gone?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:23 6 July 2009
Yes, I noticed. You seem to be on a neverending quest to alter my gender. But I will not yield sir! I'm rather fond of being a girl actually. But tell me, why Eric? --Dame 20:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
It's the most masculine sounding name I know. Eric.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:30 6 July 2009
Hope you have a good time at T, Sonje, I went there 4 years ago and had a great time... it's my favourite British festival (Ok, so I've only been to Leeds and T...), the campsite is cool, between the Scottish hills, very good for early morning revelry as the sun rises, so yeah, hope you have a good time! (I might actually get the diary draft done by the time you return, doubtful, but I might) --El Sid 22:17, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Her name's Eric.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:56 6 July 2009
Haha, apologies Eric --El Sid 23:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
See, Eric, even this Sid fellow can see your massive bollocks. How did you miss them?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:22 6 July 2009
I thought those were breasts... --Dame Sonje Eric 15:28, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
They're in entirely the wrong place to be breasts.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:51 7 July 2009
Since when are your an expert on breasts Orian? Hmmmm? --Dame Sonje Eric 17:00, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
I am a man of science it is my job to know disgusting things about the human female.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:02 7 July 2009

Hey Eric...

An epic film

I know you're off but could you make me a couple of images, please? the article is here. Go through the article and see if you can make a fitting poster for the article. I'll give you the other one when you're done with this one. You can take your time 'cos I'm patient. :-) ~~Oaktown Holla 14:56, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like a fun article. I'll give it a look. And patience is always appreciated. --Dame Sonje Eric 15:29, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
Unbenownst to some... ~~Oaktown Holla 23:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
It was more the rudeness than the impatience that annoyed me. --Dame Sonje Eric 20:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Either way, he's a douche and I'm glad to see him gone. ~~Oaktown Holla 13:08, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm a bit rusty but here. --Dame 11:29, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

So yeah, seriously, Eric

You're the picture man. And the weakest part of this article was aparently the pictures. What woudl you suggest for changes? Cos I want to nom this but I don't want to utterly ignore the pee advice.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:08 7 July 2009

Yes, seriously. I'll practice my manliness just for you then. But I'm actually seriosuly going away for a few days, so you too will have to be a bit patient. Which I know is not an easy feat for you. I'll have a look as soon as I can. --Dame Sonje Eric 20:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

You're leaving??

Who will I get to worship the ground I walk on for the rest of July? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 13:35,8July,2009

Wait, did you get a sex change and not tell me? Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 13:41,8July,2009
I actually am still very much a girl, but don't tell Orian57. It would break him. And I wouldn't hold your breath on that worshipping thing... I've never really considered converting to the holy cheese faith. Also, I'm just gonna be busy for a few weeks. I'll still be around now and again. --Dame Sonje Eric 20:28, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh no! A few weeks without pics and non-religious worship! AAHHHH!! Don Puttano cHeDDs User talk:CheddarBBQ 20:54,8July,2009

UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 22:43, Jul 9

You're going? =(


 Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks anyway. And I'll make my own Corn Flakes packet. =) Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:35, 11 July 2009 (UTC)


Lazytownlogo.jpg Joshy would like to thank you all again!

For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.

Hope you're having fun by the way, where ever you are...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:28 15 July 2009

Arr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!

Trappedatsea.jpg Martin would like to thank you!

For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.

And to you esspecially for nomming it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:51 16 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday To Me

Did you say you'll be back at the end of July? So, that'll still give you a week to get me a present. YAY! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:48,21July,2009

Sonje! I miss you!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:52 21 July 2009
I miss you too Orian ^_^ I'll be back soon. I'm still on holiday, going to Isle of Skye next, but I'll be back sometime next week. And happy birthday cheese boy. --Dame Sonje Eric 15:02, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
OHMIGOD! I just saw your edit and I peed a little!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:03 21 July 2009
Aw! That is a little creepy. But cute in a scary way. I'm just checking in for a few minutes then I gotta run again. Well done on all the features! Very impressive. Hope you keep it up when I get back. --Dame Sonje Eric 15:06, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
It is, isn't it!? Apparently that's actually a record of some kind. Also yeah, I'm currently working on some ideas, although I think one of them might just be too long for Uncyc. And teh other is a little shit. Although more will come I'm sure, and then you can nomminate them. :) also Hope your having a good time and stuff.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:11 21 July 2009
I'm sure at least one of them will make it to top3 so that will be even awesomer. Anyway, gotta go. I'm off to drown myself in some single malt. Behave yourself in my absence! XD --Dame Sonje Eric 15:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Good behavior is over-rated. So you gonna bring me back any souvenirs? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:12,21July,2009
Me. behave? Thats not how I roll, bitch. I'm sorry. Some times I think I'm a rapper. me pulls out gun and busts a cap in your ass    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:17 21 July 2009
*slaps hand to forehead* Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:28, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
*slaps Woody's hand to own forehead* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Are you back yet? I'm still anxiously awaiting a present... 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:29,29July,2009

I would prefer it if you boys didn't slap your heads so shamelessly in public. O_o

And I am back now Cheese boy, is my backness not present enough? --Dame 11:45, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, no. I like presents that I can hold, so unless I can hold you, I'm still needy. :D 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:39,30July,2009
No, no you can not. I'm not giving you a holdable present. I already gave you a voodoo doll. You want more?! You're more demanding than a woman! --Dame 11:32, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
BUT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!! please? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:52,31July,2009

Where did my cousin go?

Who's this Eric people are referring to? Where's Sonje?! O_o *Panics* I want my Sonje back!!! :( -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:40, 21 Jul

Me too! I want Sonje with her beautiful sig back! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:10, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Hellloooo Cousin Luvvy, thank you for the beautiful present :D Orian just calls me Eric because he is offended by my girl-ness.

Hellloooo Socky, I've missed you too. I was cavorting across the highlands and islands of Scotland drinking all their whisky. But I am back in Glasgow now, and back at work, pretending to work while messing about on Uncyc. Hope you've all been well. --Dame 11:37, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

And before I forget...

Here's something special for you, too ^_^


In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim.gif Huggybear Heart anim.gif

-- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:40, 21 Jul

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:58, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Eric's back!

Wow. I missed your manly musk!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:00 30 July 2009

Orian! I missed your pervy, beer-guzzling, chick-loving, breast inspectorly, straight presence. How many bastard children have you fathered in my absence? :P --Dame 12:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
One but SHH! It's a secret.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:09 30 July 2009
WHY AM I NOT INVALVED IN THIS CONVERSATIONZ?? ~~Oaktown Holla 14:01, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
BECAUSE YOU'RE ADOPTED    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:01 30 July 2009
Another one of your illegitimate offspring Orian? Hi Longkidney :) I'm working on your unscripts cover btw. --Dame 14:19, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
Yay you're back! *insert joke about loyal following here.* 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 15:40,30July,2009
He's raised me well. The other day he shared a Lite with me and I thought it was the best thing ever. ~~Oaktown Holla 23:44, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
I dunno why he's so exited about diet coke... It gives you cancer, you know?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:54 31 July 2009
Perhaps he wants to change his name to LongCancerousLiver? Dame Sonje Eric
I geuss it's possible, but cancer has such negative connotations, esspecially if you choose that name.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:00 31 July 2009
What a very astute observation Sir Orian Mc57. But more importantly, diet coke tastes like shit. --Dame 12:14, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
And it gives me headaches. I think we should turn this into like an anti-advert.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:16 31 July 2009
I'm sorry mam, but your excessive diet coke consumption seems to have given you a tumor. --Dame 14:40, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh that's good that is. You should make this into your first article Unfomercials:Don't Buy That Shit, Buy This Shit Instead or something.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:06 31 July 2009
I'll get to the article thing soon. I pwomise! --Dame 23:34, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
And to think it has a picture of my brain in it... ~~Oaktown Holla 01:05, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Sonje's back!

Wow. I missed your feminine touch! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:51, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Eh, It's Sonje! Your time of absence was a lot longer then I expected it would be. Staircase CUNt 14:04, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Socky! I hadn't realised you were that familiar with my er... touch. But I missed you too :D
Hello Steppy :D Yes, I had a rather busy month. Lots of drinking and debauchery, you know, the usual. --Dame 14:43, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, the typical, just wash the scotch down your throat and get as much as you can before you pass out. Staircase CUNt 14:51, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
You didn't miss me? When I greeted you, you just said "I am back cheese boy." 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 14:54,31July,2009
Ah Stepps, I see you are familiar with the pastime. Yes that is quite an accurate description.
And cheese boy, you never greeted me. You just said 'are you back yet, gimme present'. So stop whining or you wont get a present either. --Dame 15:03, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh, so we're pulling the doyble conversation? Double the thinking for only half the price! Staircase CUNt 15:11, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
ah, getting desparate, are we? Staircase CUNt 15:30, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. Well, you might need it for this little request I have for you. I heard you're into music and stuff and was just wondering if you might do the audio for UnTunes:7 Shits. If you can't, that's no big deal of course. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:55, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Yay! I've been wanting an Untunes request for AGES! My guitarist will never EVER learn a Miley Cyrus song so I'll try and find a backing track. But I'd love to give it a try. Despite me hating Miley Cyrus like the plague. --Dame 16:01, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Yay, thanks. It's a mockery of the song and the accompanied video clip, so I guess that corresponds with your sentiment. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:05, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
There appear to be several "karaoke" versions on YouTube. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:12, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
That's ok, I already found one. I'll work on it this weekend. My recording equiptment at home is quite shit so it won't be a masterpiece but it should be ok. I'm open to suggestions for improvements once its done anyway. --Dame 16:16, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh awsome! I'll probablly be masterbating over your gruff tones.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:24 31 July 2009
And that will of course prove once and for all that you are a closet straight. When said tones turn out to be less gruff that is. --Dame 16:27, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Erm, not to sound greedy or anything, but I'm still waiting for that Astronaut pic, Sonje. Staircase CUNt 16:43, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
I've not forgotten about that. I've only been back for a day though. But I'll try finish it over the weekend. Can you give me more details of what exactly you want. Just carry on at the top section where you made the request. I like to keep these things organised lest I forget and someone has a hissy fit. But I'm gonna do Socky's first cause it looks like the most fun. I can multi-task, I'm a chick. YOU HEAR THAT ORIAN, I AM NOT ERIC! --Dame 16:49, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm still waiting for you to admit you missed me. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:52,31July,2009
Nobody misses you, CHedds. Also, Sonje, I thought women had minds like 'spaghetti' and guys are like 'meatballs', eh? Staircase CUNt 16:53, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh great, now I'm Frank. Sorry Chedds, what are you waiting for? My mind has no spaghetarial qualities. And Socky, could you please make sure that the lyrics are final and exactly the way you want it so that I don't need to re-record anything. Get it peed on or something. --Dame 23:39, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm still waiting for you to admit you missed me. And I don't know what spaghetarial is. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:57,31July,2009
That's cause spaghetarial isn't a real word. I just made it up. --Dame 23:59, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm still waiting for you to admit you missed me. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:44,1August,2009
I'm sure enough about the lyrics. If you want to change anything, you're free to do so, but ask me first. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:22, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
Damn you Socky! My hatred for Miley Cyrus has grown exponentially since I agreed to do this. Do you have any idea how many times I've had to listen to that cursed song. But cool. I'm working on it. And yes Cheddar, fine, I missed you too. --Dame 23:47, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
 :D 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 01:48,2August,2009
And, Sonje, do you think you can get one of those pics of homless guys just sitting in a alley or something, and them put them inside of a space shuttle-type background? I think that would be swell. Staircase CUNt 16:21, 2 August 2009 (UTC)


Thanks for the nom for WOTM, I actually won! I suppose I should have invented one of those clever little thankyou notes people leave, but I'm too thick.--Sog1970 17:24, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

You very much deserve the award. Keep up the good work. I'll help you make a thank you template if you'd like. It's quite easy, just steal someone else's code and customize it. --Dame 23:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)


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Orian57 would like to thank you!

For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:15 1 August 2009

Always a pleasure my chick-magnet friend. I look forward to your next Unscript. --Dame 23:32, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Hello, darling

Lovely to get in contact with you again. I was lucky to see that you've apparently returned from a break or some sort just as I decide to stop being a cunt to the people I know on the Uncyc community and get in touch once again, as well as writing a new article. How's it been since, my Gothic damsel? Is your chin anywhere upwards, I hope? -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Nachy! Yay! I've missed you! I've returned from my immoral gallavanting yes :) Managed to write a really angry hate anthem so my chin is now very smugly up. And you? I'm sure any cuntiness can be forgiven as long as you write again. What are you working on? Need pics? --Dame 23:30, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
"Really angry hate anthem"? Lol, is that for the band? I wrote an infused poem just the other day, that syllable-wise, is hard to choke down, but I don't care. I'm fine, it still goes up and down but birthday money has eliminated pursuits of a job once more (not that I was in danger of getting one), so I'm using the money on clothes and possibly towards getting a bass guitar and keyboards. I regained some motivation recently so I've picked up the guitar once more, started banging the piano and trying to strain my voice. Only been doing this for a few weeks and I can perform a little already, lol.
I'm working on Battle of the Bulge in my Pants at the moment. I didn't really have an idea for this article until I realise someone had requested it, but I had a early 1990s character somewhere I wanted to use, and I've still got some material to play with. It would be darn lovely to acquiesce with your pictorial musings once more, I haven't thought much about images yet, but we've both done penis jokes before so I gather we could pick something up sooner or later. In the text, I'm trying to mix a little bit of WWII into it somewhat, maybe some references to the pulsating erection of blonde-headed warriors emerging from the seams of the Allied Y-Fronts of France, I don't know. Sometimes I'm probably thinking of so many dick jokes, it's a release for something else... -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:59, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Argh, don't mention bass in my presence. Have to audition 2 bassists next week. The horror. But good luck.
I have fond memories of our work with dongs. I'm sure this will be another memorable experience. Lemme know what you have in mind and I'll have a go. Sounds like a promising article. --Dame 16:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Sorry for the late response (I was checking this page with much desperation when you hadn't responded earlier and presumed maybe you had gone on another much needed sabbatical). I haven't done much work on the article in the past week, but now you are here after all, I'll try and make a return to it this evening after seeing some friends. I'll try and think of something for us to mull over.
If you fear auditioning bassists, then at least it's not me. I only know the bassline for a Feeder song and I've yet to get a bass for myself. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 12:41, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
I have indeed been on another sabbatical. Actually still am. But I'm still keen to help with those pics so just leave me a message once you have ideas for what you want. --Dame 11:28, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

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Boy oh boy

Is this ok?

Another bloody request. I sure wish I could use photoshop like you, then I wouldn't have to look like such a fool asking for all of these images. Yeah, so, I'm writing this article called Running a Red Light and all I need are images. I requested two over at UN:PIC, and hopefully they'll get here soon. The one I want you to potentially make is just get the standard like MLB or NBA logo or something, and then perhaps make it a guy running with a red light in the background? If this seems unclear, take a look at this, and then try to apply my sport to it. Think you can do that? Thanks, Sonje. You're so nice.

Also, above a couple sections I left a description for the Astronaut pic whenever you have time. I hate to build up your list, but.... yeah, I need that pic sometime. Thanks! Staircase CUNt 16:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Here is an Astronaut one. Lemme know if it works. Will do the other one soon as I can. --Dame 16:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
lol Staircase, this one is very good. Give me a chatter when you've considered the possibilities and we'll get together and think what to do next. --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:44, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
My god, that's amazing Sonje. I wonder how in the world you do it. Staircase CUNt 23:53, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm VFPing it. ~~Oaktown Holla 23:12, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey Sonje!

How was T? I assumed you'd become a victim of the Ned Brigade like the other 3,000 (annually), but you haven't! :D --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:24, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Well she was alive. After not comming here for over a day I fear the worst.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:32 6 August 2009
T was great El Sid, thanx for asking. I had an amazing time. Happily my South African genes makes me immune to the dreaded Ned disease. And sorry for abandoning you yet again Orian my dear, real life has been awfully busy lately. --Dame 16:19, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmm? Have we met?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:43 10 August 2009
Are you just going to toss me aside like all the other women you use and discard for your filthy pleasure? :( You cut me Orian! You cut me deep! --Dame 16:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
I suppose I'll let you hang around untill I've fucked my way through your mates.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:06 10 August 2009
But what about little Eric jr.? Huh? What will I tell him? --Dame 17:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
There's another one? ~~Oaktown Holla 23:07, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

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Really, please think of the dog houses autobiographys! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:02, 7 September 2009


You still about? Or have you left uncyc like everyone else in this one horse town.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 23:42 7 September 2009

I'm still here :) Just been super busy lately, will probably only be properly active again in October but I check my talkpage every now and again. So if the horse starts giving you trouble, just call. It has been very quiet round here though, it's creepy, like Silent Hill or something. --Dame 10:12, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I haven't been very active for teh past couple of weeks but in that time half of our userbase seem to have found lives.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:00 9 September 2009
It is rather mysterious. I'm sure it will pick up again. Lives tend to come and go. I'm contemplating writing an actual article at last. Because today I find myself without much of a life. But I suspect it will return in full force tomorrow. So no promises. -Dame 13:04, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yes but the worry is that if you start writing you won't do the pictures anymore. Everyone seems to just replace roles around here everynow and then. Like I used to be a top PEEer and then I started writing and don't do PEEs as much any more. And the admins used to write until they became admins.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:07 9 September 2009
Nah, that wont happen. I'm terrible at writing. I just wanna give it a try since it seems to be an issue. I prefer pics cause they are quick and easy. I'm really very lazy. But there aren't really any requests at the moment. And I still owe Socky that Miley Cyrus song but I haven't had time. You working on anything? --Dame 13:11, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Well I just finished this, UU said it was ok, which was better than I though he'd say. I threw it together pretty quickly but at least I'm writing something. I've also got an idea about merging CSI and Cluedo, does that sound like a fun idea?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:32 9 September 2009
Lol, yeah! It does. Will you do a spin off Cluedo Miami? Cause I frigging love Horatio's one-liners. And mega-lol for the article. I'm assuming it's nommable? Assuming I am still your nom-whore ;) --Dame 13:40, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
September seems to be quiet every year. I'm sure this in no way is related to the number of university terms starting up, and people having alcohol to investigate and young fresher chicks and dudes to completely blow their chances with and so forth. Also, I write about as much as I used to before I became an admin. It's just that most of that writing is ban comments. Hmm, ban comments... Hang on, whose talk page is this? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:46, Sep 9
Hello UU, you're always welcome here. And you make a valid point. Though its pretty much the same as Orian's considering most people's definition of a 'life' involves mostly alcohol, fresher chicks and dudes and so forth. --Dame 13:52, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
There are times when I wish mine still did. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:55, Sep 9
Little old to be having a midlife crisis aren't you? Is this what the trip to Rome is about? Finding God before it's too late.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:42 11 September 2009

Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Sonje. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:31, 11 Sep


Heya pt 2

You mentioned nomming Marble Madness and I forgot to respond (although in future if you fancy nomming something you don't need permission), I think I could handly a nom. Cheif mentioned adding stuff and I did a bit of that and I think I cleared it up a bit. I'm relatively happy with it now. So that I hope everythings going good in Frank(Songee)Land.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:44 20 September 2009

I prefer to ask before nomming cause I made a few premature noms in the past. Just to check that they are well and truly done. I really liked this one, I'm sure it will do well. Everything is fine in Frank(Songee)land, thanks. Just busy. Hope all is well in Ohryanland ;) --Dame 18:51, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, Ryan. He was cute...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:20 21 September 2009
Anyways tank you tank you tank you. Also I started this, do you like the concept?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:35 21 September 2009

Hey Sonj

Can I have an image? That would be cool. Holla. --C:\syndrome\_ 03:27, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Sure Syndrome ^_^ What would you like? --Dame 18:54, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Oh sweet, that was quick. Well, I was working on this article, you see, when I thought of this image that would go perfectly with... Okay, I lied. I didn't really have anything in mind. I just wanted a Sonje-made image to make me feel special. Whatever comes to your imagination will do just fine, and I might even work an article out of it.
...Okay, I lied again. I even don't want an image. I think art is a waste of time and the government should stop giving money to people who never worked an honest day in their lives. I just want a friend. My only friend is Orian57, and to be honest he kinda smells. Will you be my friend? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:05, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Jesus, you like, dug that up from decades ago. And fuck you too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 20:08 21 September 2009
Hey, all I'm saying is that you need a few less golden showers and a few more clear ones, friend. (Although I suppose I'm not one to talk...) --C:\syndrome\_ 20:13, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Are you back?

I'm back. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 06:09, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

I was never really gone. I've just been a bit busy lately. And it seems so quiet here. But I suppose I'm somewhat back yes. How're you? --Dame 19:03, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Tired as usual, but with a bit more creative energy than before. I say "a bit more" for a reason. Sigh. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 20:29, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
Creativity is a bit like funghus, it prospers in dark and dingy conditions. --Dame 09:44, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

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Marble Thanks

Marble Madness.jpg John Smith would like to thank you!

For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

And to you, again, esspecially, for the nom. Seriously, is that all you do around here? Nom my articles?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:17 23 September 2009

Yes. Is that a problem? ;) --Dame 09:53, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
Oh no, saves me the embarrasment of doing it. Look out for more comming your way soon.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:23 24 September 2009