User talk:Swordmaster

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Wow! Someone gave me a life! Swordmaster 17:19, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I see you finally tracked me down. I don't remember why I meandered onto your user page, but it was probably due to me checking in on your edits. I often check in on new people, to find more people for my ban list. Anyway, glad you like it. I was feeling ambitious, and since I'm an admin and not allowed to add content to this website, I make up for it with snide comments and vandalizm. If you ever have any questions, drop me a line. I'm here to ban people and delete stuff errr, help. Yeah, that's it. 00:34, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)


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9/11 (video game)[edit]

I see what you're trying to show -- the slow defensive response. I just want to be sure the narrative still flows "right" -- the experience that day was more of boom-boom-boom-boom, so I wouldn't want to break it up too much. I can't decide! So I just fixed the problem with the unclosed tag instead of making any changes. :) -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:40, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oops. Guess I wasn't paying attention to the last code tag. You'll now see my name on many of the Web Wars histories now. (I'm a historian and I can summarize stuff while still making it chat room-ish.) Swordmaster 17:46, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Nobody cares[edit]

Thanks for the contribs! They fit nicely. KATIE!! 18:01, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • No problem. Gotta add those Uncyclopedia self-references. Swordmaster 18:03, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)


...for voting for Embracing Mediocrity. I laughed out loud at your truly hilarious comment.  :) Gotta love it when people don't take themselves too seriously. ~ T. (talk) 04:49, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Meh, 'twas nothing. Good article; it r0XX0r5. Swordmaster 16:46, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Imbalanced humours[edit]

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that. Thanks for the great addition (and the For vote).--Procopius 17:51, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

No prob. I didn't think that people knew about heart disease back in the Dark Ages, so I thought about the practice of bloodletting and its basis and used that instead. To be honest, that kind of stuff kinda makes me weak... Ughh... Swordmaster 18:06, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

The Bureaucracy Channel[edit]

Thanks for your vote. To answer your query about filling in the schedule; part of the joke is that as a bureaucracy, the "broadcast day" is regular office hours; they even had to cut StarTrek in half to do it (since bureaucracy often exists to serve itself, rather than the customer). I am, however, open to better show parodies replacing existing ones, or possibly listing other "days of the week" (although that could lead to the problem of too much repetition which, while bureacratic, would mean that people just skip past a punch of it). There's also the old "<option>" possibility, which would randomly choose between several possibilities in a time any event, I'm open to any ideas you have for new shows. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:19, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

All righty then, I'll help you cook up something, probably using the <option> tag. Swordmaster 16:34, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


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Thanks for voting for one of my articles, again :D. --—Braydie 17:22, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Too bad I don't have any articles worth featuring, otherwise I'd be giving you stuff. Swordmaster 03:38, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

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You're welcome. Keep writing quality stuff and I'll keep voting for you. (This goes for anybody, BTW.) Swordmaster 18:39, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of F-Zero[edit]

Hey, your article that was called F-Zero has been moved to User:Swordmaster/F-Zero for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 02:16, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote![edit]

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